The Surrogate Thief (2 page)

Chapter 2

T
wo hours later, Ron Klesczewski was sitting in an airless van, headphones binding his ears, his eyes half closed in concentration, listening to Matthew Purvis ranting on the other end of a dedicated line. This last detail was actually the PD’s “throw phone,” which Ron had managed to get him to accept after forty-five minutes of persuasion, using the ruse that Ron’s cell, which he wasn’t actually using, was running low on power.

The advantage of the throw phone over a standard line was being revealed right now, since Purvis wasn’t actually talking to Ron, but yelling yet again at his estranged wife. Since the unit was unfamiliar to him, he’d merely put it down instead of hanging it up as he might have normally.

Which in turn was helping to enhance one of the pillars of good negotiation: information gathering. Anything the negotiator could learn about the subject, using all available methods, gave him something extra with which to defuse the situation.

“It’s sounding like Linda thought Matt was cheating on her with her own sister,” Ron murmured, still eavesdropping. “Either that or she’s deliberately heating him up.” Directly across from him, a whiteboard was mounted on the van wall, attended by a patrolman who now carefully wrote down, “Matt slept with Linda’s sis?” and added the exact time.

Already there was quite a lot on the board, acquired from Ron’s observations; computer searches; interviews with neighbors, friends, and family; and anecdotal tidbits from any officers who’d dealt with either Linda or Matthew Purvis in the past. Despite the hour, all across town, Ron had people digging for more. Even the town clerk was awakened for access to any records she might have.

Ron waited for a pause in the argument before punching the button on his console that made the throw phone ring whether it was off or not, noting in the back of his mind that Linda was standing her ground, giving as good as she got.

The phone rang twice before Matt picked it up.

“What?”

“It’s Ron, Matt. I was a little confused when you put me down just then. I thought we were working a few things out.”

“Like what? Like how you’re going to blow me away as soon as I shoot this bitch?”

“That’s not what I was hearing,” Ron said quietly, knowing that the man’s emotions needed to resettle after his last screaming match. “Before we were interrupted, we were talking about what you’ve just been through—how we might be able to put your life back together.”

There was a third man in the van with Ron: an official liaison with the incident command post outside, equipped with a pair of headphones connected to the ICP, and assigned the task of passing notes to and from the negotiator as directed. The notes were color coded according to their urgency. The one he placed before Ron now was purely informational. Klesczewski glanced at it and passed it along to the officer at the board, who wrote, “Fired from job two days ago.” With this morning’s restraining order and his by now admitted alcohol dependence, that earned Matt Purvis the “triple” designation Ron had mused about earlier.

“There’s nothing left
to
put together,” Purvis was yelling. “Don’t you get it? I’m not fucking around here. I will kill this bitch because she’s world-class evil, and then I’ll kill myself to save you the trouble.”

“Jeez, Matt. I’m hearing a lot of frustration.”

“No shit, Sherlock. You’d be frustrated, too, all the crap I have on my plate.”

“Maybe you’d like to get some of that out of your system.”

There was a pause, then a tentative, “What’re you saying? More talk? I’m sick of talking.”

The liaison handed Ron another, higher-priority note. Ron silently read “Let’s get moving”—clearly Washburn’s words—crumpled it up, and dropped it on the floor. There were others like it already scattered about, making him ever more grateful for the protocol prohibiting all but a select few from entering the van. The incident command post was only fifteen yards away, near the trailer park’s entrance.

“I’m talking about blowing off a little steam. You ever scream at the night sky? Just let her rip?”

“Everybody’s done that.”

“That’s all I’m saying. Maybe it’ll help a little—clear your head some.”

Matt Purvis was incredulous. “What? Step outside and start yelling? That’s crazy. You’ll shoot me.”

“Why would we do that, Matt? You haven’t done anything to us.”

“I’m in here with a gun, for Christ’s sake.”

“Every Vermonter I know has a gun,” Ron countered.

“I’m threatening to shoot my wife.”

“Matt,” Ron persisted, “I hear you telling me you want us to kill you, but we’re not going to do it. We’re here to see you and Linda both end up safe. So you can step outside and scream your lungs out. We’ll just watch.”

Purvis was clearly baffled by this turn of events. “You’re crazy.”

Ron laughed. “You’re not the first to say that. Go on—give it a try.”

“Just step out and yell?”

Ron could hear the fascination growing in the other man’s voice. He glanced up at the whiteboard as if for confirmation and read what they’d learned earlier from one of Matt’s drinking buddies: “Acts out in public.”

“Sure,” he suggested.

The regular phone rang inside Matt’s trailer.

“Hang on,” Purvis said, and put Ron down with a bang, again not actually severing the connection.

Ron killed his mike switch, swore softly, and said to the note taker, “He just got a phone call.”

He hunched over, listening carefully.

“Who?” he heard Purvis say. “A reporter? I don’t . . . What?” His voice grew. “A nut with a gun? Who the fuck told you that? . . . Yeah, the cops’re here . . . It’s none of your business . . . I got fired, all right? I got fired and my bitch wife slapped a restraining order on me and I’m about to be thrown out of my house for back rent and life is shit. Is that what you want to hear?”

Klesczewski punched a transmit button on his console, switching his line over to the incident command post. He slipped one of his earphones off so he could listen to Purvis and the ICP at the same time.

“Washburn.”

“He just got a phone call from a reporter.”

“What?”

“I think we should cut the trailer’s phone line. It might be somebody from the
Reformer
, but whoever it is, is working him up all over again.”

“Goddamn it, Ron, let’s give Kazak and his guys a shot.”

Ron grimaced at the last word. Wayne Kazak was Washburn’s kind of action-oriented guy. “It’s your call, but I’d like to hold off on that for a bit. Before the phone rang, I almost had him out the door.”

He refrained from detailing that overly rosy bit of fiction.

As intended, his phrasing put Washburn on the spot. Were the incident commander to choose a possibly bloody assault over a negotiator making progress, heads would roll, especially in a town as prone to argument—and suspicious of its police department—as Brattleboro, a famous bastion of liberal debate.

“All right. We’ll cut the line. How fast do you think you can get him out?”

“You know I can’t answer that, Ward. But I’m making progress.”

“Right.” Washburn hung up.

Ron readjusted his headphones. Purvis was still talking on the other phone, but now Linda was throwing her oar in, yelling at him to stop jerking himself off and make up his mind, calling him a loser and a dickhead who couldn’t even make a standoff with the cops work. Ron could almost feel the tension building in Matt’s head as the latter’s responses, to both reporter and estranged wife, became increasingly terse.

Come on,
Ron began repeating to himself,
cut the goddamn wire.
He hesitated pushing the button triggering the throw phone’s ringer, unsure whether he’d be giving Matt a calmer harbor that way or merely adding to the pressure.

Just before he was about to go ahead, a shot went off, sharp as a whip’s crack, audible even through the van’s wall.

All hell broke loose. The note taker whirled around at the whiteboard, dropping his marker, Linda let out a scream over the headphones, and Washburn’s voice yelled through the van’s override speaker, “What the Christ happened, Ron?”

Ron could hear Kazak outside, shouting orders over his radio to his team, preparing for an assault.

He first spoke on the intercom, “Hold everyone off. Let me find out,” and then rang through on the throw phone.

From habit alone, Matthew Purvis picked up. “What?”

Ron struggled to control his voice, happy to hear Linda still complaining in a grating voice in the background. “I thought I heard a noise, Matt. Just wondered if you were all okay in there.”

“Fuck no, we’re not okay. What the hell do you think?”

“Is anyone hurt?”

Purvis was borderline hysterical. “I didn’t shoot her, if that’s what you mean. Wouldn’t make any difference anyhow. I’d need fucking silver bullets to do any good.”

Ron hesitated a split second and then laughed outright, in the meantime scribbling a note, “All’s okay. Hold,” and handing it to the liaison for transmission.

“What’re you laughing at?”

“Did you hear what you just said, Matt? Jesus, man. That’s one sense of humor.”

Thankfully, Purvis laughed, too, dropping the tension a notch. “Yeah, well. What’ve you got left, right?”

“Right,” Ron agreed. “I mean, things could be worse.”

He grabbed his forehead at his own choice of words. What the hell was he thinking?

But again Purvis surprised him. After an excruciating pause, he commented, “You’re pretty funny yourself. How worse could they get?”

“Okay, I know you’ve had a pisser of a day, Matt. You’re in a world of hurt.” Relieved to be back on track, Ron studied the board across from him. “Your job, your apartment, the restraining order, falling off the wagon . . . Pretty understandable that you feel shoved in a corner.”

“You have no idea,” Purvis muttered.

“You’re right. I don’t. But I’ve helped a lot of people who have. That’s why I’m here now. I hear you have a son.”

A silence followed this abrupt change of subject. “Yeah.”

“What’s he up to?” A note on the board read “Army.”

“He’s in the service.”

“Sounds like you’re real proud of him.”

“Yeah. He’s a good kid.”

In the background, Linda called out, “You talkin’ about Chris? A loser and a faggot, just like his old man.”

Ron winced, wishing to hell she were in another room or unconscious. She sounded drunk. With any luck, eventually she’d pass out.

The phone rattled as Purvis dropped it again to scream at her, “You goddamn bitch. Don’t you say that about Chris. You say one more thing about him and I’ll blow your fucking brains out, you hear me?”

“Hear you? The whole town can hear you, Matthew.” She drew out his name tauntingly.

The liaison presented a note reading “Tac team has a clear shot through curtain gap.”

Ron winced and wrote “NO SHOOTING” in block letters before handing it back.

He called out over the phone, desperate to head off another blowup. “Matt. You there? Hey, Matt?”

“What?” he said finally.

Reacting to his own pressures, Ron decided to become more direct. “How does it make you feel, being in there with her?”

“Pissed off.”

“You think there may be a solution to that?”

“Yeah. I could walk into a hail of bullets.”

“From us?” Ron made his voice sound surprised, heartened that Purvis hadn’t mentioned killing his wife first. “We’re not going to shoot you. I want you out safe and sound, Matt. Nobody shoots somebody because they’re having a shitty day.”

“The place is surrounded by guys with guns. I’m not that stupid.”

Ron tried steering him away from a conversation they’d had several times already. “What do you think of me? Personally?”

“I don’t know you.”

“Don’t you?”

Ron let the silence drag on.

Finally, Purvis admitted, “I guess you’re okay.”

“Would you be willing to come outside if I was there to greet you? We could keep talking later, face-to-face, away from the guns.”

“I’ve seen how that works on TV. You guys beat the shit out of me.”

“You really think I’d do that?”

Purvis hesitated before admitting, “Maybe not you. I was thinking about those ninja bastards in black. I saw them out there.”

“Well, I’m the one we’re talking about. Let’s get this done, Matt. You and me, at the front door. I’ll walk up and call out, so you recognize my voice; you open the door and come out with your hands up. Then we can talk more in private over some coffee, without interruptions. You can tell me about Chris, and I can brag about my kid.”

The silence was punctuated only by Linda’s growled aspersions in the distance, sounding like a crow on amphetamines.

Matthew Purvis got the message. “Okay.”

“All right,” Ron said with relief. He reached out and pushed a button activating a parallel line to the command post, allowing Washburn and Kazak to listen in and understand what was about to happen. “I have to tell you how this works, so pay attention. I’m not the head guy here, so I have to coordinate with the ninjas you just mentioned. I’ll be there, like I said, front and center at the door, but they’ll be there, too, armed and scary-looking. That’s their job and there’s nothing I can do about that, okay?”

“I don’t trust them.”

“They’re there to protect me, Matt. They don’t know you like I do. To them you’re just somebody who might try to hurt me. And my boss, who is probably just like yours was, he’ll fire my ass if I don’t follow procedure. But you’ll be fine, okay? I promise you that. I’ll be the first one you see when you open that door. I’ll be wearing a bulletproof vest over a white shirt and brown slacks. You listen to my voice only, okay? Ignore everything else.”

“They’ll see the gun and shoot.”

“Then slide it out first or leave it behind. Put it down on a table somewhere. Just make sure when you come out that your hands are up and that we can see they’re empty. You got that? Are we squared away on this?”

“Yeah. I guess.” Purvis was sounding suddenly exhausted.