The Telling Error (11 page)

In a last-minute burst of defiance, I add, ‘It is actually perfectly possible to drive safely without one wing mirror.’

‘Spare us your theories about road safety,’ Waterhouse says. ‘You didn’t want to get too close to the police in your non-roadworthy car, so what did you do?’

‘Turned round and went back the way I came. I drove to school via the Heckencotts—’

‘Which school?’ Sam asks. ‘Sorry to interrupt.’

‘Freeth Lane.’

‘Thanks. Carry on.’

‘I dropped off my son’s sports kit, drove home again, same detour. I passed the end of Elmhirst Road on my way back, so I had a nosey – I was curious to see if the police were still there, and they were. Then I hadn’t been home more than five minutes when I got another phone call saying that my daughter had been sick. I wanted to get to school quickly to check she was OK, so I stopped
again
at the junction of Elmhirst Road and Lupton Road to have a look. I thought maybe the police would be still there but not stopping people. I might have risked it if I’d seen drivers sailing past, but no such luck. They were still stopping every car and saying something to whoever was inside it – I figured there was no way they wouldn’t notice my missing mirror, so I took the long, inconvenient detour again. And on the way back, and on my way to collect the kids from school at the end of the day, and on the way back. I drove to school and back four times yesterday – eight journeys in total. If you’re thinking that’s a ridiculous way for an intelligent woman to spend her day, I agree with you.’ As soon as I’ve said this, I feel horribly guilty; I would drive any distance, repeat any journey a hundred times, if my children needed me to.

Then later you’d attend to your own needs by emailing a man your family knows nothing about
.

A few flattering, greedy words on a screen from a stranger who wants me without having met me – why do I need that so badly? Why can’t I give it up?

‘Your story matches our CCTV,’ Sam tells me. He looks pleased: as if he was hoping I’d turn out not to be a liar.

Sorry, Sergeant. Thanks for being fooled, and don’t worry – I’ll hate myself on your behalf
.

Why does everybody prize honesty so highly? Does anyone ever stop to ask themselves why lying is wrong, or do they just assume it is? What are we supposed to do when the world requires us to be a particular way and we can’t manage it?

Someone should invent a new word that means the same thing as lying except with positive connotations. Deceit needs a fresher, more upbeat image.

Waterhouse and Sam are staring at me. I realise I’ve neglected a crucial aspect of my deception. I need to demonstrate that I’m worried about wing-mirror repercussions, as no doubt I would be if that were all I had to fear. ‘Listen, the last thing I need right now is to be done for a driving offence,’ I say solemnly. ‘Is there any way you could let me off if I promise not to drive the car again until it’s fixed?’

‘How did you lose the mirror?’ Waterhouse asks.

‘A teenage boy racer drove too close to me and smashed it off. He was so desperate to get ahead of me he overtook me on the wrong side, on the left.’

‘Did you report it?’

‘No. He didn’t stop; I didn’t get his registration – he got away too quickly, just … whizzed off into the sunset.’

‘When did this happen, exactly?’

‘Why does it matter? It’s got nothing to do with—’

‘When was the accident?’

‘Not last Wednesday but the one before.’

‘Is there anyone who can verify that you’ve not had a passenger-side wing mirror since a week last Wednesday?’ asks Waterhouse. ‘Your husband, maybe?’

‘No.
Please
leave him out of this.’

‘Anyone else, then?’

‘No!’ I clutch the disintegrating tissue in my right hand. ‘Look, my husband doesn’t know, OK? I park my car in the garage. He parks his in the drive, and he’s always out before me in the mornings and back later than me at the end of the day. He hasn’t seen my car since the mirror’s been missing.’

‘You didn’t mention it to him?’ Sergeant Sam asks.

‘No, I didn’t! You know why? Because he’d have made a big holier-than-thou thing of it – insisted I get it fixed before I drove the car again, and that just wasn’t … practical! I didn’t want him to give me a hard time, so I kept quiet about it.’

Sorry, Adam. It’s kind of true, though
.

‘Did your children notice your car had lost a mirror?’ Waterhouse asks.

I shake my head. ‘Not the kind of thing they’d spot.’

‘So you can’t prove that what you’re saying’s true?’

‘Yes, I can!’ I hate this man. More than I would if I had nothing to hide. I hate him for seeing through me. The only person allowed to know how flawed and desperate I am is me. ‘Come to my house anytime you want – right now, if you like, and I’ll show you my car!’

What the fuck are you doing, Nicki? What if he says, ‘All right, let’s go’? What’s the plan then?

‘So you’ve not driven anyone anywhere for a week and a half? No one’s sat in your passenger seat and noticed a gap where a mirror should be? A friend, maybe? A family member?’

My heart starts to pound like the hooves of a frightened horse.

A friend
and
a family member. Melissa, the Sunday before last.

How can he know? He does, though, I’m sure of it. What other CCTV footage has he looked at, apart from today’s? His eyes are drilling into mine, challenging me.

I’m going to have to tell the truth and worry about Mel later.

I clear my throat. ‘My sister-in-law, Melissa. Last Sunday – not this one just gone, the one before. She …’ I can’t finish the sentence.

‘She was in your car?’ Sergeant Sam helps me out. ‘She noticed the mirror wasn’t there?’

Shit. Shit. What do I say
?

‘Yes. I drove to her house to pick her up so that we could go to an auction together. She likes auctions,’ I add pointlessly.
And I don’t.
I go to keep Melissa happy, and I never buy anything because I hate the principle: see something, love it, bid for it, possibly go home empty-handed. No, thanks. ‘Then, afterwards, I gave her a lift home.’

‘Where does Melissa live?’ asks Waterhouse.

‘What’s that got to do with anything, for God’s sake?’ I snap.

‘If we check out your story and it holds water, that counts towards credibility,’ Sergeant Sam explains.

‘She lives in Highgate,’ I tell him rather than Waterhouse, rooting around in my handbag. I pull out a crumpled leaflet and hand it over. ‘There you go. Proof that an auction took place in Grantham a week last Sunday. Satisfied?’

‘Grantham,’ says Waterhouse, as if it’s a bad word. ‘That’s, what, half an hour’s drive from Spilling?’

‘Yes. Why don’t you email the auction people? I’m sure they’ll happily add you to their mailing list. I picked up a fantastic grandfather clock once – it was an absolute
steal
.’

‘Sister-in-law’s name and phone number?’ Waterhouse is ready to write it down.

‘Melissa Redgate.’ I recite a number that is almost hers, but with the six and the four in the wrong order. That should give me time to get to Melissa before the police do. I’ll have to throw myself on her dubious mercy.

Waterhouse doesn’t bother to thank me. One of the advantages of deliberately misleading people: when they turn out to be rude and ungrateful, you’re pleased you didn’t make the mistake of treating them well. Retribution in advance.

‘Where were you between eight thirty a.m. and ten thirty a.m. yesterday?’ Sergeant Sam asks me.

‘At home. I think I set off round about ten thirty to take Ethan’s sports kit to school. Before then I was in my kitchen, ringing or being rung by the school secretary, about five hundred times.’

‘Why so many times?’

‘First, Ethan thought he’d be OK without his kit; then he got upset; then they thought they’d found him a spare; then it didn’t fit properly; then he thought he could manage; then he changed his mind …’

‘These calls were on your landline or your mobile?’ asks Waterhouse.

‘Landline.’

‘And what about at eight minutes past eleven a.m.? Where were you then?’

‘Eight minutes past eleven? That’s very specific.’ Is that when Damon Blundy was murdered? The idea makes me shudder. No, it can’t be: no time-of-death estimate could be that specific. ‘I would have been … Oh, I know!’ This is amazing; I know exactly where I was at eight minutes past eleven. ‘I was in the car park at Spilling Library, arguing with a woman who appeared out of nowhere and gave me a hard time for parking in a mother-and-child space.’

Sam and Waterhouse exchange a look that I can’t read.

‘What did she look like, this woman?’ Waterhouse asks eventually.

Oh shit.
Shit, shit, shit.
Are they going to try and track her down, ask her if she noticed my missing wing mirror?

I can’t believe they’d go to such absurd lengths, but I can’t take the risk. ‘She was about sixty,’ I lie. ‘Fat, frumpily dressed. Grey curly hair. Kind of like a … strict-grandma type.’

‘What were you doing parked outside Spilling Library?’ Sam asks. ‘Weren’t you on your way to your son’s school?’

‘I pulled into the library car park to look at my
A–Z
, plan an alternative route.’

Waterhouse stands. ‘I’ll give you a lift home,’ he says. ‘Have a look at your car.’

No. No, no, fuck, no
.

‘I’m not going home straight away,’ I say as calmly as I can. ‘Since you’ve dragged me into town, I’m going to do some shopping. I’d say go and help yourself to a look, but the car’s in the garage, which is locked. Can you come round later?’

‘No. Do your shopping, come back here and I’ll take you home then. I can wait.’

Somehow, I manage to assert myself. ‘Look, I’ve done nothing wrong. I haven’t murdered anyone. I’m not being bundled into a police car like a criminal. Once was bad enough. If you really care that much, drive to my house now and wait for me there. I’ll be back in an hour or so – that ought to be good enough for you.’

‘It’s fine,’ says Sam. ‘We’ll pop round later. When would be good for you?’

I don’t know. Can’t think straight any more. ‘Between two and three,’ I say eventually.

‘It’s not that we don’t believe you, Nicki. We have to check, that’s all.’ He smiles.

Waterhouse turns away. He doesn’t believe me. He’s the cleverer of the two.

It takes me forty minutes to get home, running most of the way. By the time I arrive, dripping sweat and panting, it’s one o’clock. For the first time since we moved here, I’m grateful for the wooden bench Adam bought for our small front garden – to make it more than simply a patch of grass between the house and the road, he said when I asked what the point was. I couldn’t imagine ever wanting to spend time sitting in front of my house when I had a lovely back garden to sit in that was completely private.

I’d like some privacy now, but not as much as I’d like to put an end to the pain in my aching legs. I stagger towards the bench, unable to stay on my feet for the last three or four metres to my front door.

What kind of idiot am I, thinking I can lie to the police and get away with it? They could turn up any second, and my car still has two wing mirrors.

I land in an awkward position on the bench and have no energy to improve upon it. Several of my neighbours will be watching me, for sure – standing well back from their windows to remain out of sight. They’ll wonder why I’m wearing a smart summer dress and strappy sandals if I’ve been for a run, and why I took a large handbag with me.

Fortunately, I’ll never have to explain because no one will ask. That’s the kind of place Bartholomew Gardens is. Its inhabitants see everything, but pretend to see nothing.

I look around at the still, silent cul-de-sac, shaped like a perfect question mark: sixteen square, beige-brick detached houses, all with shiny black front doors and double garages built on. It still doesn’t feel like home: the street, the house, Spilling, the Culver Valley. I’m starting to think it can’t and never will: part of my punishment.

I wish we’d never come here. I wish we could move back to London, but I daren’t suggest it to Adam. What reason would I give? He’d have to ask work for another transfer – a return trip – or look for a new job …

No
.

Other people, when they realise things they want are impossible, stop yearning for them. Why can’t I be like them? Why can’t I ever give up on anything?

Hearing a car, I stiffen, but the noise soon dies away. Whoever’s driving, their destination is not my house; their mission is not to catch me out.

OK. The police aren’t here yet. This means I have a chance to make my lie true. I need to sort that out before I check my Hushmail. There’s a clear order of priorities that even I’m not stupid enough to ignore.

I unzip my handbag, reach for my phone. Look, I can see it in my bag – touch it, even – and still put it down. I have willpower when it matters.

My eyes fill with tears. I badly want to check my secret email account.

No. Not enough time
.

Gavin will have apologised by now, surely. He’ll have realised that what he said about Damon Blundy was out of order.