The Tennis Party (5 page)

‘Even so,’ said Stephen robustly. ‘You deserve a few nice things.’

‘I’ve got plenty of nice things,’ she retorted. ‘A particularly lovely brown coat, for example.’ Stephen’s mouth twisted into a smile in spite of himself. The brown coat had been donated to Annie by his mother, a well-meaning lady who had spied it at a church bazaar and thought it just the thing for her busy daughter-in-law. It had orange stitching around the lapels, a virulent green lining, and, as Annie often observed, about twenty-five years’ life still in it. It hung on the kitchen peg, so that Mrs Fairweather could see it when she came to babysit, and it never ventured out of the house.

‘Perhaps we should sew a little green crocodile onto that,’ said Stephen.

Caroline and Valerie came out onto the terrace, Valerie’s left hand decorated with a plaster.

‘Good thing it wasn’t your right hand,’ said Annie, watching her pick up her racquet.

‘I don’t know,’ said Valerie doubtfully. The thing is, I’ve got a double-handed backhand.’

‘It wasn’t a deep cut,’ said Caroline dismissively. ‘Just a scratch. You’ll be fine.’

Valerie made a few cautious swings with her racquet and winced slightly. ‘I’ll be OK,’ she said.

‘Perhaps we should be given a handicap,’ said Don in a semi-jovial tone. ‘A couple of points per set or
something.’ Patrick looked up and gave an uncertain laugh.

‘That’s getting a bit technical for me,’ he said.

‘It’s not important,’ said Don. ‘It’s just that if Valerie’s at a disadvantage because of her hand . . .’ The two men stared at each other, and Annie suddenly realized that Don was serious. She stared at Valerie’s hand. The plaster was about an inch long. She couldn’t possibly have hurt herself badly.

‘Valerie,’ she said, ‘do you really think your tennis is going to be affected?’ Valerie looked up with a pained expression.

‘Oh no, I shouldn’t think it’ll really matter. I mean, if I try to avoid playing on my backhand . . .’

‘Good,’ said Caroline loudly, lighting a cigarette. ‘Then you won’t need a handicap, will you? Right, let’s get started.’ She swept Valerie off the terrace and down the grassy path to the tennis court, giving Don a contemptuous glance as she did so. The others followed meekly behind in silence. The path led down a slight incline to the tennis court, surrounded by hedges and with a lawned area for viewing. It was a grass court, in immaculate condition, and Annie stared with pleasure at the inviting soft greenness.

‘Lovely!’ she said. Patrick turned and smiled at her.

‘Looking good, isn’t it?’

‘I’ve always said this is a fine court,’ said Don surprisingly. ‘You’ve heard about the American at Wimbledon? He asked the groundsman how to get a court into that condition. “It’s very simple,” said the groundsman. “You just roll it and water it, roll it and water it . . . for a hundred years.”’ Don looked around with a pleased look. ‘Nothing finer than a good English grass court. Although, of course, it’s not a surface I’m used to. Too fast, you see.’

‘We both usually play on all-weather courts,’ put in Valerie. ‘Grass is quite different.’

‘So you’ll have to excuse us while we accustomize,’ said Don cheerfully to Caroline. ‘You’ll probably wipe the floor with us to begin with.’

‘I expect we will,’ agreed Caroline in a bored voice. Patrick shot her a look and gave a little laugh.

‘I shouldn’t think that’s very likely,’ he said. ‘You sound very professional. I’m afraid we hardly ever get to play.’

‘Aha!’ said Don, with a knowing expression. ‘It’s always the ones who say they never play! Don’t believe a word of it, Val!’

As he and Valerie went onto the court, and Annie and Stephen sat down on the bank to watch, Caroline beckoned to Patrick.

‘Out of interest,’ she said sweetly, ‘why the fuck did we invite Don?’ Patrick looked uncomfortable.

‘He’s not so bad really,’ he said. ‘I didn’t realize he’d take it all so seriously. Besides,’ he added defensively, ‘Don’s quite a good client of mine. It doesn’t hurt to show a bit of goodwill.’

‘Oh, for Christ’s sake! I should have known it was something like that.’ She looked sideways at Patrick. ‘I suppose that’s why you invited the Mobyns, wasn’t it? Because they’re good clients?’ Patrick shrugged and looked away. ‘This is supposed to be a party, Patrick. For our friends. Not some bloody corporate hospitality event.’ She took a furious drag on her cigarette. Patrick glared at her.

‘Just remember’, he hissed, ‘that it’s people like Don who pay for all of this, for your new tennis racquet and your new hairdo and those poncey cigarettes. Not to mention the house, and the car, and the pony . . .’ He broke off as Don came to the side of the court.

‘Discussing tactics, are you?’ he said in a jovial voice. ‘Now remember, no playing on Valerie’s injured hand.’

‘Oh for Christ’s sake,’ muttered Caroline.

‘Of course we won’t,’ said Patrick loudly. He avoided Caroline’s gaze. ‘Right, come on, darling. Let’s give them hell.’ He grinned at Don who chuckled appreciatively. Caroline rolled her eyes and stubbed out her cigarette.

As the four began to knock up, it was soon obvious
that Don and Valerie were serious players. Valerie was slogging the ball determinedly at Patrick, while Don was hitting cunningly sliced shots to Caroline. She swiped wildly at each spinning ball, then stared in distaste as it swerved away beyond her reach.

‘These balls aren’t bouncing properly,’ she announced eventually. ‘I’m sure that’s not allowed.’

‘It’s called a spin shot,’ said Patrick. ‘It’s perfectly legal.’ Caroline gazed at him crossly.

‘Well, it’s fucking annoying.’

‘It’s the action of the racquet, you see,’ put in Don. ‘It’s very simple.’

‘Well, could you not do it, please?’ said Caroline firmly. ‘It really puts me off.’

Don and Valerie stared at her in amazement. Patrick smiled hastily at them.

‘Caroline’s sense of humour on court is something else,’ he said. ‘You mustn’t take her seriously.’

Don and Valerie won the toss and chose to serve. Patrick waited, eyes narrowed, as Don bounced the ball twice, drew back his racquet with a contorted, looped action, and hit the ball smartly over the net. Patrick lunged for it and promptly sent it out.

‘Bad luck, Patrick, good serve, Dad,’ hooted Valerie. She was standing right up at the net, jumping up and down, clearly ready to blast to oblivion any shots that came her way.

‘Patrick, that was complete crap,’ said Caroline loudly. Annie, sitting on the bank, began to giggle.

‘Look at Valerie’s face,’ she whispered to Stephen.

Valerie gazed in bemused horror at Caroline as she sauntered to the back of the court. She turned to exchange looks with Don, but he hadn’t heard Caroline’s comment and was preparing to serve again. He bounced the ball twice, tossed it up, and hit it elaborately to Caroline’s forehand. Caroline drew back her racquet and slammed the ball straight at Valerie.

‘Ouch!’ cried Valerie, clutching her shoulder.

‘Sorry, Valerie,’ drawled Caroline. ‘I was trying to pass you. Fifteen-all, I think that is.’

Stephen caught Annie’s eye and snorted with laughter. ‘This is priceless.’ He got up, and took her empty glass. ‘I’ll get some more drinks. Tell me what happens while I’m away.’ Annie nodded, then leant back on the grass, feeling pleasurably the cool blades of grass against her bare arms; closing her eyes and listening to the irregular sound of ball against racquet. Thwack, thwack, thwack. ‘Out!’ ‘Fucking hell!’ ‘Thirty-fifteen.’ Then silence, then thwack, thwack, thwack, again.

Annie felt calm, happy, slightly numbed from the alcohol, and almost perfectly content. She was suddenly reminded of summer afternoons at school,
lying by the tennis courts, listening dreamily to the sound of the players, with nothing to worry about but prep and choir practice and what would be for supper. Although of course, she reminded herself sternly, some of those things had been far more worrying at the time than they sounded now. Double biology had blighted her week far more than any of the duties she had to carry out nowadays. But still, in retrospect, she thought, her life was easy then. It had order, proportion and a definite framework constructed by others. What would the school timetablers make of her life as it was at the moment? Inefficient, rushed and ill-proportioned? Or maybe hers didn’t count any more. As a mother, perhaps her function was simply to make sure her children’s lives were as ordered as her own had been.

As the thought of the children passed through her head, she experienced the customary irrational stab of fear that she always had when they weren’t in front of her – that they were in danger, injured, killed, through her own irresponsible fault. But the dart of pain as her heart jumped was muffled; the sensation of fear slight. They were with Georgina, a sensible girl; Stephen was up at the house and would hear any screams of distress; she was feeling too indolent to get worked up. She felt her mind drift further and further away from consciousness. Should she make an effort
to watch the game? Or should she allow herself to fall asleep?

She was woken what seemed like a moment later by Stephen placing an ice-cube on her forehead.

‘Aah!’ she screamed, and opened her eyes to see his upside-down laughing face above her. ‘You rotter!’

‘I think Valerie should be allowed to take that serve again,’ came a voice from the court. She swivelled her head, to see Don gazing disapprovingly at her.

‘This is quite an important point,’ he added meaningfully.

‘What’s the score?’ called Stephen cheerily.

‘Three-all in the tie-break,’ said Don, and turned back. ‘Take two, Val.’

‘I told you to watch and tell me what happened,’ complained Stephen quietly as he sat down beside Annie. ‘I’ve obviously missed all the excitement.’

‘Well, what took you so long?’ retorted Annie.

‘It took me half an hour to find the kitchen,’ said Stephen. ‘And another half-hour to find the ice-cube dispenser. But I knew madam wouldn’t like her Pimm’s warm.’

‘You were right there,’ agreed Annie. She took several long gulps of the amber liquid.

‘Mmm, lovely.’

‘Good stuff, isn’t it?’ agreed Stephen. ‘Now, tell me how a tie-break works.’

‘Three-six,’ called Don.

‘Don and Valerie need one more point to win,’ said Annie. ‘Look, we must watch.’

Patrick was preparing to serve. The first went slamming into the net.

‘Fault,’ said Don and Valerie in unison.

Patrick threw up the second ball and sent it gently curving over the net, landing neatly in the service box.

‘Foot-fault,’ came Don’s voice. Valerie, who had been running for the shot, stopped in her tracks.

‘Was it?’ she said breathlessly.

‘Foot-fault?’ said Caroline incredulously.

‘I’m afraid so,’ said Don. ‘I saw it quite clearly. Your foot was over the line. If you’re not happy about it, we could play the point again . . .’ He raised his eyebrows at Valerie.

‘No, no,’ said Patrick, attempting a genial voice. ‘I’m sure you’re right. So that must be . . .’

‘Our set,’ said Valerie promptly. ‘And match.’

‘Well, what a thrilling end,’ said Caroline, in sarcastic tones. Patrick glanced at her sharply.

‘Was that really a foot-fault?’ Annie asked Stephen quietly. He shrugged.

‘Christ knows. I can’t see from here.’

‘I shouldn’t think Don can see very clearly, either,’ she said, catching his eye meaningfully. They both
turned and looked at Don, shaking hands with a beaming face. He looked utterly satisfied with himself.

‘Oh well,’ said Stephen. ‘If it’s that important to him . . .’

‘I suppose so,’ said Annie. ‘But it doesn’t seem fair, somehow. You shouldn’t just get things because they’re important to you.’

‘Shouldn’t you?’ said Stephen. ‘I don’t see why not.’

Annie thought for a moment, and opened her mouth to reply, but was stopped by the approach of Don and Patrick, striding up the grass bank.

‘Well done,’ she said in a hearty voice. ‘What a close match.’

‘Wasn’t it just,’ said Don. ‘There were some good rallies there.’

‘Especially the last one,’ came Caroline’s voice from behind. ‘That was a corker.’

Annie looked down, and tried not to giggle.

‘Who’s on next?’ she said hurriedly. ‘Is it us?’

‘You against Charles and Cressida,’ said Patrick. ‘When they arrive.’

‘Tell you what,’ said Annie to Stephen, ‘let’s go and get some practice in.’

She led Stephen down to the court and they began to knock up. The others watched for a few shots.
Annie clearly played competent schoolgirl tennis – but Stephen could barely get the ball over the net.

‘Sorry,’ he kept saying. ‘Damn. Sorry, could you get that?’

Caroline watched as Don’s face relaxed at the sight. Nothing to worry about there, he was clearly thinking; he and Valerie would soon have that two off the court. Suddenly, Caroline detested him intensely.

‘Darling, I’m going to go up to the house,’ said Patrick softly, coming over to her. ‘I’ve got a bit of business to look at – and I’ll be there if the Mobyns arrive. All right?’

‘I suppose so,’ said Caroline, morosely lighting a cigarette. She couldn’t think why she had looked forward to this fucking party.

‘You played really well,’ said Patrick, even more quietly.

‘Tell that to your friend Don,’ said Caroline, blowing smoke into Patrick’s face. Patrick shrugged resignedly.

‘I know,’ he said. ‘You don’t have to tell me.’

Caroline watched his stumpy form disappear up the path with a mixture of dislike and resignation. She then turned her gaze to the tennis court. Stephen was preparing to serve. He threw the ball far too high, took back his old wooden racquet in an inexpert swing, and whacked it over the hedge.

‘Blast,’ he said. ‘I’d better go and get that.’

Caroline closed her eyes. What a crew of men. Bloody Patrick, odious Don, and Stephen, who, with his old shorts and stringy legs, was clearly a complete incompetent. She’d always thought he was a bit odd – and now, look at him, couldn’t even play a decent game of tennis, let alone earn enough to buy his wife some proper clothes. She couldn’t think how Annie managed to stay so happy, with that wimp around her the whole time. Then a picture of Patrick came into her mind – and she couldn’t think how she stayed so fucking cheerful herself.