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Authors: Lawrence Block
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The Chief looked down at his hands. "Strange situation in Ireland," he said. "The Irish filched that set of plans out of London as neat as anything. The British didn't even know who had them. But we knew and we couldn't let them stay in Irish hands. Irish security isn't the best in the world, you know. And those plans were fairly vital. Dallmann took them away in a matter of days. Another power could have done the same thing. We had to do the job first for two reasons. To get them away from the Irish and to teach Downing Street an important lesson in security. First nonsexual security scandal they've had in some time. Ought to keep them on their toes, don't you think?"
We both got a good laugh out of that one.
"The CIA give you a hard time, Tanner?"
"It wasn't too bad."
"You don't sleep, do you? Got that from your records. That must come in handy."
"It does."
"Um-hum. Imagine it would. Sorry I had to put you through three weeks of CIA interrogation. Understand you didn't tell them a thing."
"I had to give them the plans."
"Well, that was all right. Couldn't be helped." He chuckled. "You must have given them the willies. You know their standard interrogation procedure? Nothing fancy, just let a man fall asleep, then wake him up and question him, then let him drift off to sleep again, then more questioning. They hit you at your weakest point that way. But they couldn't do that to you, could they?"
"No."
"Very handy. Never thought of insomnia as a survival mechanism. Very interesting."
"Yes, sir."
He got to his feet. "You have contacts with fringe groups and nut groups throughout the world, don't you? Professional? Or a sideline?"
"Just a hobby."
"Valuable one, isn't it? You do much work for Dallmann?"
"No. Just incidental work before this job. Nothing important."
"Suspected as much. And yet you maintained discipline all the way, didn't you? And handled yourself like a professional. Very interesting."
For a long moment neither of us said anything. Then he came around the desk, and I got to my feet, and we shook hands again.
"What are your plans now, Tanner?"
"I'll go back to New York."
"Back to business as usual, eh?"
"Yes."
"Good. Very good." He thought for a moment. "We might have a piece of work for you now and then."
"All right."
"We're hell to work for. I don't know exactly what sort of arrangement you had with Dallmann. Doesn't much matter now, does it? But we're very hard masters. We give you an assignment and that's all. We give you no contacts. We don't smooth the way for you a bit. But at the same time, we don't ask for reports in triplicate. We don't want to know what you did or how you did it. We just expect you to deliver the goods. If you get caught somewhere, we never heard of you and you never heard of us. We can't even fix a parking ticket for you.
And if you get killed, we drink a toast to your memory and that's all. No group insurance. No full-dress funeral with burial in Arlington. Understand?"
"Yes, sir."
"So you might hear from us some time. If something comes up. Sound good to you?"
"Yes, sir."
"I like your style, Tanner. Especially in Macedonia. That was quite a performance." He smiled again briefly, then turned aside. "You'll find your own way out. Walk a few blocks before you catch a cab. Might as well go straight back to New York. Don't ever try to contact me. I suppose you know that much, but I'll say it anyway. All right?"
"All right."
"How are you fixed for money?"
"I could use plane fare. I'm out of ready cash."
"Besides that."
"I'm all right." I thought for a moment. "I managed to . . . uh . . . pick up a little for myself this trip."
He laughed aloud. "Just like Dallmann," he said. "He never even put in for expenses. Said he made a neater profit than we could ever pay him in salary. I like to encourage that sort of thing. Teaches a man to think on his feet. You'll fit in fine with us, Tanner."
He gave me two hundred dollars for the plane and incidental expenses. We shook hands a third and final time, and I let myself out.
E
van Michael Tanner
was conceived in the summer of 1956, in New York's Washington Square Park. But his gestation period ran to a decade.
That summer was my first stay in New York, and what a wonder it was. After a year at Antioch College, I was spending three months in the mailroom at Pines Publications, as part of the school's work-study program. I shared an apartment on Barrow Street with a couple of other students, and I spent all my time—except for the forty weekly hours my job claimed—hanging out in the Village. Every Sunday afternoon I went to Washington Square, where a couple of hundred people gathered to sing folk songs around the fountain. I spent evenings in coffeehouses, or at somebody's apartment.
What an astonishing variety of people I met! Back home in Buffalo, people had run the gamut from A to B. (The ones I knew, that is. Buffalo, I found out later, was a pretty rich human landscape, but I didn't have a clue at the time.)
But in the Village I met socialists and monarchists and Welsh nationalists and Catholic anarchists and, oh, no end of exotics. I met people who worked and people who found other ways of making a living, some of them legal. And I soaked all this up for three months and went back to school, and a year later I started selling stories and dropped out of college to take a job at a literary agency. Then I went back to school and then I dropped out again, and ever since I've been writing books, which is to say I've found a legal way of making a living without working.
Where's Tanner in all this?
Hovering, I suspect, somewhere on the edge of thought. And then in 1962, I was back in Buffalo with a wife and a daughter and another daughter on the way, and two facts, apparently unrelated, came to my attention, one right after the other.
Fact One: It is apparently possible for certain rare individuals to live without sleep.
Fact Two: Two hundred fifty years after the death of Queen Anne, the last reigning monarch of the House of Stuart, there was still (in the unlikely person of a German princeling) a Stuart pretender to the English throne.
I picked up the first fact in an article on sleep in
Time
magazine, the second while browsing the Encyclopedia Britannica. They seemed to go together, and I found myself thinking of a character whose sleep center had been destroyed, and who consequently had an extra eight hours in the day to contend with. What would he do with the extra time? Well, he could learn languages. And what passion would drive him? Why, he'd be plotting and scheming to oust Betty Battenberg, the Hanoverian usurper, and restore the Stuarts to their rightful place on the throne of England.
I put the idea on the back burner, and then I must have unplugged the stove, because it was a couple of more years before Tanner was ready to be born. By then a Stuart restoration was just one of his disparate passions. He was to be a champion of lost causes and irredentist movements, and I was to write eight books about him.
The Thief Who Couldn't Sleep
was Tanner's debut, and it might never have happened if I hadn't brought home a dinner guest one evening in 1965. The fellow's name was Lincoln W. Higgie—Bill to his friends—and he'd recently returned from Turkey, where he'd spent a couple of years earning a precarious living smuggling rare coins and antiquities out of the country. (Precarious because it was illegal; if the authorities caught you they might sentence you to death, which was bad, or throw you into prison, which was demonstrably worse.)
Bill Higgle was a numismatist—if you Google him, you'll find he wrote a book on the coinage, tokens, and paper money of the Virgin Islands—and I was editing a numismatic magazine at the time. He showed up at the office, I brought him home to dinner, he brought a bottle of Bushmill's as a hostess gift, we sat up late and drank it, and he told me a story of a horde of gold coins hidden in a house in Balekesir, and of the too-late efforts of a couple of free spirits from Aramco to recover it.
Remarkably, I recalled our conversation the next day. And, more remarkably, I remembered the as-yet unemployed fellow with the damaged sleep center and the passion for lost causes. I put the two together and, well, I hope you've enjoyed the result.
Lawrence Block
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Enter the World of Lawrence Block's Evan Tanner
Lawrence Block is widely acknowledged by both fans and reviewers to be one of the best mystery writers working today. He is also one of the most prolific, and his varied series—from the lighthearted romps of Bernie the Burglar, to the angst-ridden travails of Matthew Scudder the ex-cop, to the cool musings of Keller the Hit Man—have impressed readers with their versatility. He is a Mystery Writers of America Grand Master and a multiple winner of the Edgar® and Shamus awards.
But before the Burglar, Scudder, and the Hit Man, there was Evan Tanner—the most unusual spy who ever lived! Tanner hasn't slept a wink since a piece of shrapnel destroyed the sleep center in his brain, allowing him to get up to all sorts of trouble.
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says, "Block is a true pro at coming up with offbeat adventures and peopling them with fascinating characters."
Read on, and enter Tanner's world!. . .
A wake-up call is the last thing that Evan Tanner needs. Champion of lost causes and beautiful women, Tanner hasn't slept a wink since the sleep center of his brain was destroyed. And with the FBI keeping tabs on him, the CIA tapping his phone, and a super secret intelligence agency wanting to recruit him, keeping wide awake is definitely a smart choice.
An alarming cause is the last thing Evan Tanner needs. But when he hears about a fortune in gold that's just waiting for him to liberate it, he's off. Getting across international borders, though, proves to be a difficult chore, especially when there's all that loot to carry as well. Not to mention the law, which is one step behind him and quickly catching up.
Edgar® Award-winning author Lawrence Block delivers the second suspenseful romp featuring one of his most popular characters: Evan Tanner. With a shocking array of talents and no need to sleep, Tanner poses as the perfect secret agent—to treat a Nazi war criminal to an early withdrawal.
Janos Kotacek has been imprisoned by the Czech government and will no doubt be tried and hanged for his crimes. But to the super-secret intelligence agency that Tanner occasionally works for, Kotacek is worth more alive than dead. Tanner's orders are simple: go to Prague . . . storm a castle . . . free a criminal. That, of course, is the easy part. Keeping himself and his captive alive will take all of Tanner's waking hours. Good thing he's got some to spare.
Globe-trotting spy Evan Tanner has just accepted a daunting assignment: He's agreed to find a heartsick friend's long-lost love—and smuggle her out of Russia.
Everyone Evan meets on his trek across Eastern Europe is desperate for a one-way ticket to America—and for many of those people, he's the only hope. There's a subversive Yugoslavian author, a six-year-old future queen of Lithuania, and the beautiful woman Evan's been sent to rescue—a sexy Latvian gymnast who wants to bring her eleven swinging teammates along for the ride.
Now Evan has to find a way to get his unruly brood of political refugees safely onto U.S. soil. Some might say it's an impossible task, but Evan always finishes what he's started—even when his own life is on the line. . . .
