The Truth (47 page)
Authors: Terry Pratchett
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In other circumstances it would have been as likely as cows singing “Let Me Be Covered in Rapturous Gravy.”
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Classically, very few people have considered that cleanliness was next to godliness, apart from in a very sternly abridged dictionary. A rank loincloth and hair in an advanced state of matted entanglement have generally been the badges of office of prophets whose injunction to disdain earthly things starts with soap.
In other circumstances it would have been as likely as cows singing “Let Me Be Covered in Rapturous Gravy.”
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Classically, very few people have considered that cleanliness was next to godliness, apart from in a very sternly abridged dictionary. A rank loincloth and hair in an advanced state of matted entanglement have generally been the badges of office of prophets whose injunction to disdain earthly things starts with soap.
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