The Ugly Sister
The Ugly Sister
PENGUIN BOOKS
1
Genetics is a strange science. It’s imprecise. A jumble of random combinations that make a unique whole. It’s basically a lottery. So you can inherit the beautiful turned-up nose of your mother, but the fact that it’s so big it takes up half your face from your paternal grandfather. Or your long legs from one side, but their tree-trunk-like appearance from the opposite. Or sometimes, cruelly, one sibling can inherit all the available beauty, leaving nothing for the other except the cast-off bits that didn’t quite make the grade. It’s as if there’s only so much good stuff to go round. Or at least that’s how it has always seemed to Abi. But then you could say her perspective is a little warped.
It’s a subject that’s close to her heart. One that preoccupies her from time to time. The unfairness of it. The way that your inherited characteristics can determine the course of your whole life. Or, to be more exact, the way someone who shares more than their fair share of DNA with you can have such a different experience of the world simply because of the few small dissimilarities in the chain.
She knows too that the universe always appears to be a different place to siblings just by virtue of their
place in line. The oldest – used to being the entire focus of their parents’ adoration for as many years as they remain alone – entitled and imperious, convinced the planets revolve around them. The younger destined to grow up in the shadows, eager to please, aware that their very arrival has destroyed the idyll of the indulged first born and so prone to apology and self-sabotage.
In a large family you can get away from the endless comparisons or, at least, you can manipulate them to make yourself feel good. If measuring yourself against one of your siblings is making you feel bad, pick another. There’s always someone you can feel superior to. When there are only two of you, though, there’s no escape. Your every feature, every ability, every quality is held up for scrutiny and direct comparison. And the sad truth is that some people are simply handed a bigger deck, a shinier, sharper set of tools. Some people, as the saying goes, have all the luck.
She’s contemplating this – for the millionth time, or so it seems to her – as she stands on the doorstep of her sister’s palatial Primrose Hill home, gazing up at the sheer magnificence of the architecture, suitcases at her feet, wondering why no one is answering the door. Actually it’s an exaggeration to say she has suitcases; she hasn’t been on a proper holiday for years – why would she even own a suitcase? What she has is a large green nylon rucksack, an oversized Debenhams carrier bag stuffed full of last-minute bits and
pieces, and a smaller Nicolas one containing a bottle of cheap (ish) champagne by way of a thank-you gift. Looking around the upmarket neighbourhood, she has no doubt that house prices in the area must be dropping by the minute the longer she stands there.
In fact, for the past month or so, ever since the email pinged into her inbox reminding her that she had a sister in the first place, Abi has thought about little else. It wasn’t so much the fact that she received a communication from Caroline that set her off. Well, in part it was: Caroline doesn’t often get in touch outside of birthdays and Christmases and then only in a sort of formal and disinterested way. A duty call. The real surprise was what was in the email. The fact that it was an invitation to go and stay. And not just for a night either, for the whole two months of the summer holidays. Abi can’t remember the last time she and Caroline spent eight days together let alone eight weeks. Or seven for that matter. Or even six. Three, maybe, and that would have been a few years ago. A strained Christmas at their mum and dad’s, probably.
Abi had to read the email four times to make sure that was really what it said:
It’s been so long since we’ve spent any time together. I really regret that we’ve grown so far apart, and I miss having you in my life. Go on. You never know, it might be fun!
She had called Phoebe away from the TV to come and verify that she hadn’t lost her mind.
‘What do you make of this?’
Phoebe read it quickly, bending over Abi’s computer, holding her too-long dark-brown fringe away from her eyes as she did so.
‘Wow,’ she said, ‘are you going to go?’
‘I don’t know. What do you think?’
‘She’s right – it might be fun. After all, I’m not going to be here,’ Phoebe said hesitantly, and Abi instantly felt guilty about being the only family Phoebe had that she really knew.
‘Why do you think she’s invited me?’ Abi asked. Her daughter, all of eighteen years old, usually had an opinion on everything.
Phoebe shrugged. ‘She’s your sister.’
Phoebe would love to have a sister, so in her mind it’s straightforward: if you have a sister, they must want to spend time with you – that’s how it works. She’s young – she’ll learn.
Abi scanned the email again. ‘I suppose it’s true. It would save me having to rent a flat. And if you’re not going to be around anyway …’
Abi, painfully aware that her only child was about to leave home, had recently sold the small cottage, two streets away from the seafront, where Phoebe had grown up. She was downsizing, moving into a shoebox-sized flat with views across the town from the tiny balcony, and a minuscule spare room with a sidelong glimpse of the sea that would be Phoebe’s whenever she came home for a visit. She had got her
timings all wrong, though, and was going to have to vacate the cottage weeks before she could take possession of the new place. She had been planning to rent in the interim, something she could ill afford to do, and it was when she had told Caroline this in a routinely small-talky email, of the kind Abi regularly sent but to which she seldom received a response, that the invitation had come. Now she could put all her belongings into storage at a fraction of the cost and spend the summer in London with her only
sibling. It was a terrifying thought, but it was a solution. More than that – much more if she were being honest – there was the hint of a reconnection with her sister. For the first time since, well, for as long as Abi could remember really, Caroline seemed to be reaching out to her and, if that was the case, she didn’t see how she could pass the opportunity up.
‘Maybe.’
‘What have you got to lose?’
‘I suppose it might be good to spend some time with Caroline. I never see her these days.’
‘You mean Cleo,’ Phoebe said. ‘Don’t call her Caroline, whatever you do.’
‘Yes,’ Abi said quickly. ‘Of course I do. I mean Cleo.’
Caroline is Cleo. Or, to be more precise, Caroline became Cleo on the day in 1985 when a scout from West End Model Management spotted her in Covent Garden and told her she had a big future. She and Abigail were out shopping, having caught the ten-fifteen train up to Charing Cross. Caroline at sixteen: tall and rangy, the winning combination of the all-you-can-eat skinniness of their father and their mother’s delicate catlike face. Abigail, thirteen: short, round and soft courtesy of her maternal genes, while her father’s side had kindly donated their blunt, no-nonsense, do-what-they-say-on-the-tin facial features. No one ever said that life was fair.
In actual fact, Abigail was prettier than she ever imagined. Her eyes, which were big and a nutty brown, softened her face and drew attention away from her nose, which was just a little too prominent. She’d grow into it later, but that was precious little comfort then. Her hair made up for what it lacked in colour – mousy brown not being about to turn any heads – in texture. Thick and shiny, grown long enough to hide behind. Her curves, disastrous for a thirteen-year-old who wanted to be able to wear
cropped tops and pedal pushers, would in later life appeal more to the average man in the street than Caroline’s bony angles, even if they wouldn’t always admit to it in public. In any other family she might well have been handed the compliments, but being forced to stand next to Caroline for most of her young life ensured that she rarely got much attention.
They were having a good time. The summer holidays had just started and it was hot and sunny and the world was full of possibility. The grown-up Abi sometimes – no, often – looked back on this day, the day that changed everything, and thought that it was the last time she ever felt that way. The last morning she wasn’t yet really aware of the different hands she and Caroline had been dealt in life. The last minute when she truly believed that looks weren’t everything. However much she may have protested since, underneath it all she knows better now.
The woman, tall, skinny, pale and black-haired like one of the living dead, had been following them for more than a few minutes. When she finally approached them outside French Connection both girls jumped, shrieked, giggled in quick succession. She introduced herself, holding out a card in her clawlike hand. Vampyra, Morticia, something like that – Abi has never been able to remember. It’s as if the shock of what happened afterwards blotted out the details. Then she asked them, looking around, if their mother was with them. Abigail, always the more grounded of
the two, had tried to communicate to Caroline not to give too much away, with a shake of her head, but too late.
‘No,’ Caroline was saying already. ‘She’s at home. In Ashford. That’s in Kent,’ she’d added, as if that mattered.
The woman indicated the card that was now hanging limply in Abigail’s hand. ‘I’m from a company called West End Model Management. Have you heard of them?’
Caroline and Abigail looked at her blankly. Shook their heads.
‘We’re an agency for models. We get them jobs. Does that make sense?’
Abigail looked at Caroline. It seemed like a light had suddenly gone on in her sister’s eyes. She quite literally lit up. Apparently she had guessed where this was going. Abigail, finally, looked at the card, took in what it said, remained clueless.
‘We’re always looking for girls with potential. How old are you?’
Caroline told her and the woman smiled as if being sixteen was a very good thing. Abigail tugged at Caroline’s sleeve.
‘Come on. We should go …’ Caroline didn’t budge.
‘Maybe you could ask your mother to call me,’ Vampyra said. ‘We could set up a test shoot. No guarantees, of course. We need to find out how photogenic you are before we can promise anything.’
‘OK,’ Caroline said, pulling herself up to her full height – already five foot nine. Abigail was nearly five foot two. Five foot one and three quarters, thanks to her mother’s mother. ‘Thank you.’
Vampyra smiled her undead smile, wafted her hand and disappeared into the crowd. It was only after she had gone that Abigail realized the woman had never even looked her way. It was as if she had a firewall built in that screened out anyone less than five foot eight or with anything other than perfect bone structure. Turned them into white noise. Short, soft, pretty Abigail simply hadn’t appeared on her radar.
‘What was all that about? Madwoman,’ Abigail said, pulling a face and hoping that Caroline would laugh, they could just agree that it had all been a big joke and then forget about it. She felt uneasy although she couldn’t have said quite why. Caroline, usually so chatty, ignored her, gazing off into the distance as if she could see her whole future opening up.
‘You should throw that away,’ Abigail said, slightly desperately, reaching for the card that Caroline had snatched out of her hand at some point and that now seemed welded to her fingers. Caroline held on to it tightly.
