Read The Way You Die Tonight Online
Authors: Robert Randisi
âBut waitâ'
Jerry cut him off by pushing his heel into Joey's ribs.
âOK, OK!' Joey yelled. âTake it easy.'
Jerry looked at me.
âJoey, you're dealin' drugs.'
âHey, whatâ' he started but Jerry dug his heel in, then leaned forward, stuck his hand into Joey's jacket pocket and came out with some nickel bags.
âThis is a fact, Joey,' I said. âYou're a drug dealer. Don't deny it, or my friend will put his foot right into your heart.'
âYeah, OK,' Joey said, as Jerry let up on the pressure. âSo what, I'm tryin' to make a livin'. Who ain't?'
âYou're right, everybody is trying to make a living, but not by hooking other people on drugs.'
âHey,' Joey argued, âI don't hook people on drugs, I just help 'em when they're sick.'
âRight, right,' I said, âthey hook themselves. Well, I tell you what, Joey. We're really not concerned with you dealing drugs. We have a problem with something else you did.'
âLike what?'
âMurder.'
âWhat?' He tried to come up out of his seat, but Jerry slammed him back with his foot. âWhat the hell? I didn't murder nobody.'
âYou know a woman named Helen Simms?'
âNever heard of the lady.'
âHow do you know she was a lady?' I asked.
âIt's just a sayin', man,' he said. âI don't know the broad.'
âWell, how about a woman named Tina?' I asked. âHow about her ⦠Dante?'
Joey Rigatoni deflated at the sound of his club name. Or maybe it was hers.
âAw, jeez, man,' he said, âyou ain't gonna tell my mom about that, are you?'
âI don't know, Joey,' I said. âAm I?'
âLook,' he said, âI didn't kill nobody; I don't know about nobody bein' killed. Just tell me what you wanna know.'
âYou had a fight with Tina â Helen Simms â in the club a while back.'
âYeah, so? She was tryin' to muscle in on my turf.'
âShe was selling drugs?'
âYeah, why's that so hard to believe, because she's a woman?'
âWas a woman.'
âWhat?'
âShe
was
a woman,' I said. âSomebody killed her.'
He was stunned â or he was a very good actor. My heart sank, because I had thought we had our guy.
âOh, man,' he said, âoh, man, I didn't do that, man. I ain't never killed nobody.'
âReally ⦠Rigatoni?' Jerry asked.
âHey,' Joey said, âthat's just a stupid name, OK? I ain't connected, I ain't no made guy, and I probably never will be.' He hesitated, then said, âI just ain't got the balls.'
It must have killed him to admit that.
âOK,' I said, âthen tell me who you think did it.'
âI got no idea,' he said. Jerry pressed with his boot, but this time the kid fought it. âHey! Cut it out! I didn't even know the woman until I saw her dealin' in the club.'
âWhat about the manager? Frankie D.?'
âWhat about him?'
âDoes he know you're dealing in his club?'
âWell, yeah,' Joey said, âhe takes a percentage.'
âWhat did he think of Tina trying to sell in his club?'
âHis bouncers pulled us apart. They put me outside, and that was it.'
âAnd what happened to her?'
âI don't know, man,' he said. âI don't know where they took her. Maybe to see Frankie. Why didn't you ask him about it?'
âI will.'
âYou better watch it, though,' he said. âFrankie D. got connections.'
âTurns out, not so much, really,' Jerry said. He took his foot off Joey's chest.
âGet out of the car, Joey,' I said.
He brushed at the front of his chest and said, âYou gonna dump me off here?'
âWant us to drive you home and tell your mama what you been up to?'
âNo!' he snapped. He leaped up and out of the car like a gymnast. âYou ain't gonna talk to her, are you? Look, the money I make I give to her.'
âAnd where does she think you get it?'
âOdd jobs,' he said, with a shrug.
I wondered if the woman could really be that stupid, to think that Joey would take home that much money from odd jobs?
âDon't skip town, Joey,' I said, âor we will talk to her. And to the police.'
âOh, man, don't bring the fuzz into this.'
âYou better hope I don't find out you were lying to me.'
âI ain't lyin', man.'
âThat better be true,' I said, âbecause if you are, first I'll give you to my friend here, and then we'll give what's left to the cops. And believe me, they'll call your mother.'
âFuck, man!'
âTake my advice,' I said. âGet yourself into another business.'
He started walking, his shoulders slumped, and we drove the other way.
âY
ou believe 'im?' Jerry asked when we stopped to switch places.
âDamn it, I do,' I said. âHe was just too stunned when we told him she was dead, and he was a suspect.'
âSuspect,' Jerry said. âThat's a cop word.'
âSorry.'
âSpeaking of cops, should we give him to them?'
âNo,' I said, âI'm not looking to be a narc.'
âMaybe we should have asked him for his source?'
âNo,' I said, âsame reason.'
âWhat about these?' He took his hand out of his pocket, holding the small bags.
âWe've got enough to do.'
âYeah, we do.' He waited a beat. âSo what do we do?'
âLet's talk to Danny,' I said. âMaybe he'll have some ideas.'
âI've got no idea,' Danny said.
We were in his office, all seated with coffee in our hands, supplied by Penny.
âCome on, Danny,' I said, âwhat do you do when your best suspect turns out to be innocent?'
âI go back to square one,' he said. âStart all over again.'
âThat means the Sands,' I said. âBack to the ladies' room.'
âYes.'
âDanny?' Penny stuck her head in the door.
âYeah, sweetie?'
âThe police are here to see you.' Hargrove barged past her into the room. âDetective Hargrove?' she finished, sarcastically.
âOK, honey,' Hargrove said, as his partner, Martin, came in behind him. âWe'll take it from here.'
Martin looked at Penny, mouthed, âSorry,' and she just shrugged and backed out.
âHail, hail,' Hargrove said, âthe gang's all here, huh?'
âWhat can we do for you, detective?'
âWell, I could use some coffee.'
Danny drained his mug and put it on the desk.
âFresh out.'
âYeah, OK,' Hargrove said.
Martin leaned against the wall and kept quiet. I still didn't understand why he hadn't tried to get another partner. Nobody liked working with Hargrove because he was such a dick â and not the detective kind.
âAgain,' Danny said, âwhat can we do for you?'
âYou can tell me what this little gabfest is all about.'
âSports â¦' Danny said.
âBroads â¦' Jerry said.
âArt â¦' I said.
âArt?' Hargrove asked.
âIt could happen,' I argued.
âYeah, right,' Hargrove said. âLook, I'm actually glad you're all here. Saves me the trouble of having to look for you.'
âWe'd love to help, detective,' I said. âJust tell us what you need.'
âI need to know what you three have been up to.'
âWhat do you mean?'
âYou,' he said, pointing at Danny, âwere askin' questions in the dead woman's building. And you,' he went on, pointing at me, âI'm bettin' he's workin' for you.'
âWhat about me?' Jerry asked.
Hargrove looked at Jerry and said, âIt won't be long before you're in a cell for something.'
âHope it's a nice one,' Jerry said.
âI'll make sure you've got a big, fluffy pillow.' He looked at Danny again. âListen, Shamus, I don't want you botherin' my suspects.'
âSuspects?' I asked. âWhat kind of suspects do you have in a suicide case? Or don't you really think it was suicide?'
âI think any broad who had to deal with you and your boss day in, day out had to be suicidal. Just keep your trained private dick away from my case, Eddie. You don't want to piss me off.'
I thought of a few comebacks for that, but decided to leave it alone.
âDon't make me come lookin' for you bums again.'
âNo problem, detective,' Danny said. âNow you have a nice day.'
Hargrove looked over at Martin, who shrugged.
âLet's get out of here, Henry,' Hargrove told his partner.
He went past Martin, out of the room first. Martin actually looked at me and raised his eyebrows, then turned and left.
âWhat's goin' on?' Danny asked.
âSeems to me they don't think it's a suicide,' I said, âthey just told Jack Entratter that.'
âWhy?' Danny asked.
âI don't know,' I said, âbut I think I know how to find out.'
âHow?' Danny asked.
âMartin,' I said. âHe's not a happy camper.'
âYou think he'll talk to you?' Danny asked.
âWell, we've got something in common.'
âWhat's that?' Jerry asked.
âNeither one of us likes Hargrove.'
I
had time to try to collar Detective Henry Martin and get him to talk to me before we had to get ready to go to Dino's show.
I gave the detectives a couple of hours to get back to their desks, and then called from the Sands, using the phone in Jerry's room.
âDetective Martin,' he said, answering his phone.
âMartin, this is Eddie Gianelli. Can we talk?'
âAbout what?'
âThings that are mutually beneficial.'
âAnd I assume you want this talk to be between you and me?' he asked.
âThat's right.'
âWithout my partner, and without any of your buddies?'
âThat's right.'
âWhy should I do this?'
âMaybe because you've got a case you can't solve or you need help,' I said, âor maybe just because your partner's a prick.'
He hesitated, then said, âAll good reasons. Where and when?'
âTomorrow afternoon,' I said. âSome place neutral.'
âYou know where Grabstein's is?'
That surprised me. Grabstein's was a Jewish Deli I had been introduced to by Danny's lawyer, Kaminsky, just a few months ago.
âI know it.'
âMeet me there at one.'
âOK,' I said, âsee you then.'
âAnd Eddie?'
âYeah?'
âHave something for me,' he said. âDon't make me waste my time.'
âEating at Grabstein's?' I asked. âWhen has that ever been a waste of time?'
I hung up. Jerry had been standing at the bar, listening.
âHey,' he said, âyou were supposed to take me to Grabstein's next time I was here. That's now.'
He was right. After I ate at Grabstein's with Kaminsky, without Jerry, and told him about it, he'd pouted until I promised to take him.
âWell, you can't come tomorrow,' I said. âI told him I'd come alone. But before you go home, definitely.'
âHmph,' he said, unconvinced.
I decided to change the subject.
âYou got a suit to wear to the show tonight?'
âNo.'
I picked up the phone.
âI'll get you one, and me, too, so I don't have to go home to change.'
I called the concierge desk, talked to a man named Ted, told him what I needed. I gave him both our sizes and he said he'd have two suits up to us pronto. Pronto turned out to be an hour, which was OK.
Jerry was just starting to talk about getting room service when the suits arrived.
âWe're gonna eat dinner out,' I said. âLet's just get dressed and not ruin our appetites.'
Jerry frowned. âI don't understand? Ruin our appetites?' Obviously, this was not a concept he'd ever had to deal with before.
âGet dressed!' I said.
He humphed again, and took the suit into the bedroom.
W
e met Frank, Sammy and Edward G. Robinson at the limo, in front of the Sands.
âHey, Eddie G.!' Sammy said gleefully, shaking my hand. It was always one of the oddest sights to see Sammy shaking hands with Jerry. The difference in size was staggering.
We all piled into the back which, even with Jerry in the group, was big and spacious enough to hold us. Frank had made sure of that.
Sammy chattered the whole way, his body vibrating with energy. I think he was just happy to be around Frank, again. I knew Frank liked Sammy a lot, which was why I expected him to forgive him, eventually. Not so with Peter Lawford. That was a rift I didn't think would ever mend.
At the Sahara we filed out of the limo and into the Moroccan themed Congo Room. Because Frank was Frank we got a table up front, where Dean would be sure to see us. Buddy Hackett came over to say hello. He played the Sahara so often he had the honorary title of vice-president of entertainment. I was sure it was he who got Dean to play there.
Seated around us at some of the other tables were the likes of Steve and Eydie, Tony Curtis and Janet Leigh, Red Skelton â I assumed he hadn't lost his shirt at the Sands after I increased his limit â George Burns, and other stars who had come out to support Dino. He was very popular because he was not only a fabulous entertainer, but a great guy. And if you didn't believe me, you could have asked Frank. He loved the guy.
We had dinner â Sammy and Edward G. Robinson doing most of the talking â and were all well lubricated by the time the house lights went down and a spot hit the stage. He did one quick song â âAin't That a Kick in the Head', a song he did in
Ocean's Eleven
, which had been filmed right there in the Sahara â and then asked for the house lights to be brought up, âSo I can see if any of my friends showed up.'