Authors: Polly Shulman
I Build a Very Strange Radio
I
had been coming to the repository for a few weeks. Simon hadn't gotten any friendlier, but Francis and Abigail always waved and smiled when they saw me in the Main Exam Room. The reference librarian, Mr. Reyes, knew my name. I'd gotten used to the library's weird ways: the changing pictures in the stained-glass windows, the beams of sunlight on rainy days, the big rooms that shouldn't fit inside that small building. I'd even gotten used to seeing Jaya, though my heart still beat faster when I did.
But what about the time machine? Shouldn't it have appeared by now? Every time I went to the repository, some part of me expected to see it. But I never did.
Then one Wednesday, I had an idea. What if the time machine was somewhere in the stacks? They had wild things here like Leonardo da Vinci's knight and Tesla's remote-controlled submarine. If a time machine existed anywhere, wouldn't the repository be the perfect place for it? Maybe it even had a call number!
I looked around the Catalog Room, daunted. Where should I look for time machines?
Might as well start with the obvious, I thought. I pulled out the drawer marked
TelâTin
and started flipping through cards.
Tiger beetle, tilbury, timber hitchÂ
. . . It couldn't really be that simple, could it? Would they actually file their time machines under
time machine
?
I continued to flip cards.
Time bomb
(they had one of those?),
time clock, time lock, timepiece (see clock), time sheet, timetable, timpani, tintype . . .
That's where it should have been: between
time lock
and
timepiece.
It wasn't there.
Of course it wasn't. I felt like an idiot.
Could they be keeping the time machine in one of those mysterious Special Collections, thenâthe ones I still wasn't allowed to borrow stuff from? Or was it just not here at all?
Wherever it was, I knew I was going to find it soon, before I was too much older. I would have to look harder.
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I wished I could get into the stacks to look for the time machine. But only staff were allowed in there.
I had a sudden thought: What if I worked at the repository?
As soon as it occurred to me, I knew how much I wanted it. Not just for the time machine, but for the repository itself. I wanted to understand how the library worked. I wanted to explore its corners and its strange geometry. I wanted to learn its secrets.
Jaya's shift was due to start in a few minutes, so I went downstairs to catch her arriving. I had gotten very good at running into Jaya.
She came around the corner with Abigail. “Hi, you guys,” I said, hurrying up to them as if I were just arriving too. “Hey, I've been wondering. How do you get a job at the repository?”
“You want to work here? That's a great idea, Leo!” said Jaya.
“So are there openings? How do you get a job?”
“My social studies teacher recommended me,” said Abigail.
“Me too, my sewing teacher,” said Jaya.
“Really? You take sewing?” asked Abigail.
Jaya nodded. She was wearing her funny hat, and the pom-pom bounced around. “Everybody does at Miss Wharton's School. It's an old school tradition. Miss Bender is the best. I made this hat.”
“Wow, that's impressive!” said Abigail.
I said, “So I would need to get a recommendation from a teacher?” I could ask Ms. Kang. “Anything else? Do I fill out an application or something?”
“I don't know,” said Abigail. “There's a test we all had to take, but I've never heard of anybody
asking
for a job. Everybody I know got recommended by someone connected to the repository. Like my teacherâhe was a page when he was our age.”
“There's always a first time,” said Jaya. “Come on.” She opened the repository door and pushed me through. “Let's go talk to Dr. Rust.”
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I followed Jaya upstairs. I felt a surge of excitement when we walked through the Staff Only door into the repository's forbidden depths.
The back areas were plainer than the public rooms. We went down white-painted corridors with lamps hanging from the ceilings. At last we came to a door with a brass nameplate that said
Lee Rust, Head Repositorian.
Jaya knocked. “Dr. Rust? Are you busy?”
“Always. But come in,” said someone inside.
“This is Leo Novikov. He wants to ask you something,” said Jaya, pushing me into the room.
There were massive bookcases overflowing with leather-bound books, file cabinets with drawers of all sizes, and a big oak desk with faces carved at the corners and paws at the bottoms of the legs.
One of the faces was grinning. The other had a very, very serious expression, like my sister when she's trying not to laugh.
“Nice to meet you, Leo,” said Dr. Rust, a medium-size person with reddish-brown hair and a zillion freckles. “You're the young man who's studying robots, aren't you? Rick Reyes mentioned you. He says you're very perceptive. What can I do for you?”
As we shook hands, I thought I saw a slight movement at the corner of the desk. It looked almost like the serious carved face had winked at me. Stop imagining things, I told myself.
“Jaya saysâthat is, I was wondering . . . would it be possible for me to work here?” I said.
“Possible? Perhaps. Customary? Definitely not.” Dr. Rust waved at the chair nearest the face that couldn't possibly have winked (could it?). “Have a seat. What school do you go to?”
“Polyâthe Manhattan Polytechnic Academy.” I sat down and waited for the usual look of disapproval.
It didn't come. “Poly,” said Dr. Rust thoughtfully. “I don't think I know anyone there. Did a teacher recommend you?”
“No,” I said. “But I'm sure my science teacher would, if I asked her. She's the one who told me about the repository.”
“What's her name?”
“Ms. Kang.”
“Aha! Would that be Emma Kang?” asked Dr. Rust. “She was one of our best pages.”
“NoâLisa.”
“Oh, too bad. I don't know her. The recommendation really needs to come from someone connected to the repository.”
That didn't sound good. “I don't think I know anyone connected with here.”
“Well, we'll come back to that,” said Dr. Rust. “What sort of toaster do you use?”
“What sort of
what
?”
“Toaster. For making toast.”
“A classic Sunbeam. The automatic kind. Onlyâmy sister likes her toast pale and limp, and Dad likes it almost burnt, so I rewired it with a voice-recognition sensor so it knows who it's toasting for.”
“I see.” Dr. Rust looked pleased. “And what's your email security password?”
I hesitated. I didn't want to ruin my chances for the job, but my password was private. “I don't feel comfortable saying,” I said at last.
Dr. Rust nodded. “Quite right. What do you like about the repository?”
“Well, obviously, the amazing objects you have here. I mean, Leonardo da Vinci's robot! But the whole place is awesome. I like the pneumatic tubes and the stained-glass windows in the Main Exam Room, and everybody here is so cool, especiallyâ” I was going to say “especially Jaya,” but I stopped myself before I could embarrass myself like that. I finished lamely, “Especially everybody,” and blushed.
“I see. Describe the windows in the Main Exam Room, please.”
“They're made of stained glass,” I said. “They're stained-glass pictures.”
“Pictures of what?”
“Well, there's the jungle with the dinosaurs, and the frozen tundra with the mammoths, and the forest with the ancient horsesâthey have toesâand the Mars landscape.”
“You see
dinosaurs
in the summer window?” said Jaya. “I know everybody sees the windows differently, but I've never heard of dinosaurs!”
“What do you mean, sees them differently?”
Dr. Rust frowned at Jaya and said, “The repository operates on principles of subjective anomaly.”
“I don't understand,” I said.
“That's okayâdon't worry about it.”
I didn't pursue it. If this was a job interview, I didn't want to blow it by annoying the head repositorian with too many questions.
“You saw Mars, did you say?” continued Dr. Rust.
“Well, it
could
be Mars. Definitely not Earth because there are two moons. Mars has Phobos and Deimos. They might be too small, though. Maybe it's some other planet.”
Dr. Rust nodded. “So this Lisa Kang told you to come here. Why?”
“To research my science project. She said you have a great collection of robots. Which you do.”
Jaya jumped in. “Leo would be awesome on Stack 5âhe has a real feel for scientific instruments. We're going to need a new page when Simon goes back to London. I was hoping maybe you could waive the recommendation thing this time.”
“No, I'm afraid that's not possible,” said Dr. Rust.
The disappointment stung. It's not like I wasn't used to being turned down for stuff, but I wanted this way more than I ever wanted to go to Cooper Tech or play in some stupid orchestra. “Is there anything I can do? Can I ask someone else for a recommendation?” I asked.
“I'm sorry. The recommendation really needs to be the person's own idea.”
“Please, Doc!” said Jaya. I was flattered at how she was sticking up for meâit made my disappointment feel both better and far worse. “Leo would be perfect. Can't you make an exception this one time?”
“No, I can't,” said Dr. Rust. “Fortunately, it seems I don't need to. He has a perfectly valid recommendation.”
“From who? He just said he doesn't know anyone!”
“From you, of course. Don't you think the recommendation of our head page counts for anything? Really, Jaya, it's not like you to be so modest. Run along nowâyour shift is about to start, and I have a task for this young man.” Dr. Rust walked over to one of the file cabinets and opened a medium-size drawer.
“Thank you! Thank you
so much
!” I said.
Jaya made no move to go. “Oh, right, the button test. Don't worry, Leo, you'll do great.”
“What's the button test?”
“Dr. Rust asks all the pages to sort buttons when they're applying for the job. It's like an entrance exam. Which ones are you going to give him, Doc?”
“Enough, Jaya. This is Leo's test, not yours, and it doesn't involve buttons,” said Dr. Rust, taking a clock and a radio out of the drawer. “Go run some call slips or something.” Dr. Rust waved her out the heavy, carved door and shut it firmly behind her.
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“Let's get you set up, Leo,” said Dr. Rust, putting the clock and the radio on the desk in front of me. “Do you need any tools?”
I took my multi-utility tool out of my pocket. “I have this. What am I doing with it?”
“You're disassembling these machines and using the parts.”
“Using them for what?” I asked.
“That's up to you, isn't it?”
I turned the radio over and unscrewed the case. It was an old-fashioned FM radio, the kind with vacuum tubes. I disassembled it carefully, lining all the parts up on the desk.
The clock was mechanical, not electricalâthe kind driven by, well, clockwork. Gears with interlocking teeth. I went at it with my multi-utility tool, unscrewing screws and un-interlocking teeth and lining up the parts under the ones from the radio.
I tugged at my hair while I thought about what to make. I do that a lot when I'm thinkingâit's one of the things Sofia's always saying is wrong with me. It might partly explain that stupid curl.
A plan started to form in my mind. I saw all the parts clicking together. Then I started putting them together in real life. I assembled a radio where the position of the minute hand would control the station and the position of the second hand would control the volume. I reassembled the clockwork, rejiggered the radio, found some extra copper wire at the bottom of my backpack, and assembled my device. I tightened the last screw, wound it up, plugged it in, and turned it on.
It was horrible. That lady on the weather station began with a whisper that rose over the course of sixty seconds into a screech about
clouds
GIVING WAY TO
SUNSHINE
on
FRIDAY!!!
Then abruptly she turned into that irritating song about rivers, the one with all the cellos. At first it was so quiet it tickled my ears, but then it swelled and swelled until I felt like I was standing at the edge of a waterfall with the backup vocals and the strings screaming because they were being swept
away
OVER
the
EDGE
! Then came a second of silence that turned into that guy my parents hate, ranting in a rising voice about an evil senator who doesn't
understand the
AMERICAN
PEOPLE
!!!