Authors: Alex Marwood
Sunday morning is a good time to go to the launderette. The usual trade – holidaymakers and families whose washing machines
have broken down – don’t make it down there on a Sunday morning, and he usually gets a machine straight away. And the warm,
steamy benches make for a cosy, intimate atmosphere. Once, he struck up a friendship with a young woman called Carly, who
worked as a cashier at the amusement arcade on the pier. They talked three Sundays in a row, but just as he was about to invite
her to dinner her shift changed and her laundry routine with it. He dropped in to the arcade a few times, hoping to find her
working, but he never saw her again.
It’s a beautiful morning. Weak sunshine breaks through last night’s clearing clouds and a million hanging raindrops glitter
on the promenade balustrade. It’s one of those days when Whitmouth, washed clean by the rain, looks its sparkling best. Martin
hoicks his bag of bedclothes over his shoulder and hurries through the sharp air. The street is surprisingly busy. There’s
a knot of people outside the police station, just staring at the door as though they expect it to burst into flames. He doesn’t
think anything of it. The station has had a magnetic effect on the press at start and close of play every day this summer.
He brushes past and turns up Canal Street, skirts round a pile of uncollected cardboard boxes outside the gift shop on the
corner.
The launderette is empty. A couple of machines churn in the middle of the row, but no one is about. Through the bubbled window
of the office door he can see the pixellated version of the overalled Romanian woman who runs the place. She’s talking on
the phone and he sees her throw her head back and laugh. Martin chooses a machine, puts the open mouth of his bin bag into
it and tips. He never has to sort: you only have to sort if you don’t plan ahead. Everything he owns has been deliberately
chosen to fit within the narrow spectrum of dark blue, grey and black. He adds the measured-out freezer-bagful of powder from
his anorak pocket, dials it up to sixty. He’s about to slam the door when he catches a whiff of his anorak and realises that
it must be a year since he bought it. He turns out the pockets on to the bench – coins, a couple of sticks of chewing-gum
he remembers buying before his first date with Jackie Jacobs and a spare chip fork – and throws the coat in on top of the
rest. Then he goes to the shop to buy his treats for the day. The wash cycle will take an hour. Martin would never waste money
on a service wash, but he’d never waste time either.
As he steps out into Canal Street, he almost collides with someone hurrying along the pavement. It’s Amber Gordon – but not
as he knows her. She’s a strange shade of pale grey, and
hasn’t brushed her hair. She’s walking so fast she barely avoids him; lurches as she passes. For a moment he thinks that her
backwards jump is a personal slight, but then he sees that she hasn’t clocked his face at all. He waits for her to acknowledge
him, feels piqued when she doesn’t. Her eyes are rimmed red, and she looks as though she’s got dressed in the dark.
‘Sorry,’ she mutters absently, and hurries on down the road. Shaking his head, he walks on. Doesn’t really care what’s going
on in the woman’s life, but feels a tweak of pleasure at having witnessed her distress. I hope something’s happened. It would
serve you right. Bring you down to earth.
The newsagent is almost out of papers, unusually for this time of day. There’s only a couple of
Mail on Sunday
s and a
Tribune
left. He can’t see why: the front-page headline on one is something to do with immigrants and house prices, and the other,
faintly more left-wing, has led on a minor Tory spanking scandal. He snatches up the
Tribune
just before another customer. Is dying to know what Kirsty Lindsay has to say for herself this week.
He takes a sausage roll and a small bottle of Sunny Delight from the chiller cabinet. Then he lingers for a full five minutes
over the chocolate bars and eventually chooses a Snickers. There’s twenty per cent extra free on the Snickers bar, and it
will fill more time as he waits for his wash to be done.
He has to wait while one of those tedious local-shop transactions wends its way to a close. A stout woman is counting up the
change to pay for a two-litre bottle of full-fat Coke while Mrs Todiwallah waits impassively behind the counter.
‘Have you heard who it is yet?’ asks the stout woman. Finds a fiver in the corner of her purse. ‘Ooh. And a pack of Amber
Leaf and some menthol filters while you’re there.’
‘No,’ says Mrs Todiwallah, turning to the shelves and picking up the tobacco. ‘There is a difference between a newsagent’s
and a news agency, you know. We sell newspapers. They gather news.’
‘And the filters?’ says the stout woman. Mrs T bends creakily
down in her plus-size shalwar kameez and collects the box. This, thinks Martin, is why people shop in supermarkets. You don’t
have to do chit-chat in supermarkets. You just buy your stuff and get out.
‘No.’ She straightens up slowly, slaps the goods down on the counter. ‘There’s been nothing on the radio. Just that a man’s
being questioned and will be charged maybe later today.’
‘And no one’s been in that knows anything?’
‘I daresay,’ says Mrs Todiwallah, ‘they’d go to the newspapers before they came to the corner shop if they did. I don’t pay
for news, you see. I just sell it.’
Martin wonders vaguely what they’re talking about. He’s not the sort to intrude into someone else’s conversation. He shifts
from foot to foot, wishing that, if they insist on gossiping, the shopkeeper would carry on serving while she did it.
‘Well, it’s good news anyway,’ says the stout woman.
‘Yes, indeed it is,’ says Mrs T. ‘That’s five pounds twenty-three, please.’
The stout woman starts counting out her change again, penny by penny.
Martin glances down at his paper and sees, tucked down on the bottom right, a small headline that might explain what they’re
talking about:
HOLS RESORT MURDERS BREAKTHROUGH
. Breaking news, 3 a.m., says the text below: Whitmouth police arrest Seaside Strangler suspect. More details:
page 2
.
He burns to open it and read it right now, but waits patiently to pay and get out. He has plenty of time. The printed word
won’t change if it takes him five minutes longer to start reading it. Nonetheless he finds himself hurrying along Canal Street,
eager to fill himself in.
He sits on a bench, unwraps his sausage roll and takes a bite. Opens the page and sees, to his disappointment, that the details
are very sketchy indeed. Police arrested a man suspected of the Seaside Strangler murders at 1 a.m., says the report, written by someone called Staff Reporter.
Officers were called to the scene of a disturbance on waste ground off Whitmouth’s main road, and arrested a man being held
by passers-by. A young woman was taken to a nearby hospital and treated for cuts, bruises and shock. The man, after treatment
in the same hospital, was taken to Whitmouth Police Station and charged with assault, GBH and threatening behaviour, and is
expected to be remanded in the next 48 hours. No names have been released.
Is that it?
I must get down the station. See what I can find out. That’s why all those people were there. He’s actually being held inside,
whoever he is.
He reads the piece again, takes another bite of roll and washes it down with a gulp of drink. At the bottom, in bold, a teaser
catches his eye: My night of terror in Whitmouth’s sleazy back streets,
page 27
.
Yes, he thinks, there she is. He leafs through showbiz stories to find the page, and feels a rush of blood to his cheeks.
Here she is again, smirking in the postage-stamp picture beside the headline; there’s a picture of the back of some other
woman’s head, looking down an alleyway, clutching her handbag, as illustration. It’s not even Whitmouth – or not any Whitmouth
he’s seen; it looks like one of those bin-lanes you find up north. He starts to read, feels the flush spread across his cheeks
as he sees himself – his unflattering portrait – spill out before his eyes.
Women have died in Whitmouth. And on Monday night, I almost became one of them.
‘Nice piece yesterday,’ says Stan.
Kirsty blushes. ‘Thanks,’ she replies. ‘I’m in deep shit now, of course.’
‘Yeah,’ says Stan. ‘Thoughtless bastard, getting himself arrested after Features went to bed. He could’ve bloody waited till
today so it wasn’t so obvious. Still. They can’t be
that
pissed off. You wouldn’t be here otherwise.’
‘Don’t you believe it. I’m only here because the daily and the Sunday don’t cross over. I don’t suppose I’ll ever write for
the Sunday again. And Dave Park doesn’t work Mondays. I’ll be right back on the phew-what-a-scorcher circuit after today.’
Stan shoves the strap of his man-bag back up his shoulder. ‘Hardly your fault, K. And apart from the fingering-an-innocent-bystander
issue, it was a good piece. Good drama.’
‘Yeah.’ She shrugs miserably. ‘And now I look like a hysterical dick.’
Stan laughs. They shuffle up as Nick from the
Mirror
pushes through the crowd to stand beside them.
‘Kirsty Lindsay,’ he says. ‘I’d’ve worn my anorak if I’d known.’
‘Fuck off,’ she grunts. To be fair to my peers, she thinks, we’re just as gleeful about each other’s misfortunes as we are
about the civilians’.
‘Don’t sweat it,’ says Stan. ‘We’ve all cocked up in our time. Jesus. Remind me to tell you about how I libelled the chief
of the
Humberside Police one day. Lost a bit of sleep over that, I’ll tell you. You just need to put a dozen pieces between yourself
and this, and they’ll forget all about it.’
‘I hope so,’ says Kirsty. ‘Because I’m screwed otherwise.’
Nick pats her shoulder. ‘It was a good piece, if it’s any consolation. Made my hair stand on end, that’s the main thing. And
you can always work the was-he-working-alone angle for a bit, till they’ve all forgotten.’
‘Thanks, Nick.’
‘Don’t be too grateful,’ he says, ‘I don’t want you stalking me’ – and she punches him on the upper arm.
‘So what’s the scoop, anyway?’ he asks.
They’re outside the police station. Nobody really knows why, as it’s obvious that no one will be coming out to talk to them
for a good while. But the pubs won’t open till noon, so they might as well be here as anywhere else.
‘Bugger-all, at the moment,’ says Stan. ‘Now he’s been charged for Saturday night’s shenanigans, they can stay quiet for as
long as they want, basically. I reckon it’s going to be speculation and hearsay till tomorrow now.’
A
BBC
outside-broadcast van pulls up on the other side of the road. ‘Uh-oh,’ says Stan. ‘Here come the Royals.’
‘Don’t let the bastards through,’ says Nick. ‘If they can’t be arsed to show up on time, they can stand at the back.’
‘Don’t tell them anything,’ says Stan.
‘They never ask me anyway,’ says Kirsty. ‘So c’mon, Stan. What rumour and speculation have you been privy to?’ Stan knows
everybody. And anybody he doesn’t know knows someone he does. If anyone’s going to be up on the rumour and speculation, it’s
going to be him.
He lowers his voice. He’s not handing his gleanings over to the whole world. Especially not the
BBC
. ‘Don’t quote me on this,
but I heard it’s the same guy they had in for questioning last week.’
‘Seriously? But I thought he had an alibi.’
‘Less of an alibi than an explanation,’ says Stan. ‘Just because he had a reason to be there some other time doesn’t mean
he wasn’t there at the time in question.’
‘There’s a few political writers who could do with remembering that,’ says Nick.
‘Huh,’ says Stan, and laughs.
‘How’s the girl?’ asks Kirsty.
‘Still in ICU. Pretty beaten up. Her windpipe’s swollen up from the bruising, so they’re keeping a tube in it till it goes
down. They reckon she’s lost an eye, too. He’s been getting more violent as he’s gone along, hasn’t he?’
‘Well, I suppose if you
can
escalate beyond murder … Poor kid,’ says Kirsty.
‘Lucky kid,’ corrects Stan. ‘If it weren’t for the pissed-up youth of today, she’d be a dead kid.’
‘Got any rescuers’ names?’
He checks his pad. ‘Ashok Kumar, twenty-three, Anthony Langrish, twenty-two, Ravinder Doal, twenty-four, and another one.
Barred from Stardust for wearing trainers, God bless the doormen of the south coast.’
‘So, Victor Cantrell,’ says Kirsty. ‘That was the name, wasn’t it? Of the guy they were questioning before?’
‘Yes,’ says Stan, ‘but I’d keep it out of your copy for now. Don’t want a libel suit on our hands.’
‘’Specially not you,’ says Nick.
She rolls her eyes. ‘Settle down. OK, but … Funnland employee, lives in town, drinks at the Cross Keys, popular, nobody would
ever have guessed, right? Did you get the address before he was released?’
‘Yup,’ says Stan. ‘I’ll pop up there again later. Best way to verify is to see if he’s at home, I’d say.’
‘And how the little lady responds,’ says Nick.
‘Well, she’s not answering the door at the moment,’ says Stan. ‘Curtains shut tight.’
‘Poor cow,’ says Kirsty. ‘I wonder how she’s feeling today.’
‘Guilty, I should think,’ says Nick. ‘Wouldn’t you?’ ‘Why?’ ‘Well, c’mon. She must’ve had her suspicions.’ ‘Why?’ she asks
again. ‘That’s a bit harsh, isn’t it?’
She remembers the look of blank incomprehension on her mother’s face as she saw the squad car bumping up their lane. Remembers
the dawning horror as she turned and looked at her daughter and understood why they were there. Thinks about Jim and the kids,
and feels sick. ‘A lot of partners don’t have the first idea.’
‘Well, they
would
say that, wouldn’t they?’ he replies.
‘Thanks, Miss Rice-Davies,’ says Stan. ‘Whatever, she’s in for some fun anyway. I don’t suppose people round here are much
of the empathetic persuasion.’