The Wilt Alternative (16 page)

'Yes, dear,' said Mavis, 'but it's not as easy as all that.'

'It is. They can have their babies adopted by parents who can't have any. There are thousands
of couples like that.'

'Yes, but in the case of teenage girls...'

'Teenage girls shouldn't have sex. I didn't.'

Mavis looked at her thoughtfully. 'No, but you're the exception, Eva. The modern generation is
much more demanding than we were. They're physically more mature.'

'Perhaps they are, but Henry says they're mentally retarded.'

'Of course, he would know,' said Mavis but Eva was impervious to such slights.

'If they weren't they would take precautions.'

'But you're the one who is always going on about the pill being unnatural.'

'And so it is. I just meant they wouldn't allow boys to go so far. After all once they're
married they can have as much as they like.'

'That's the first time I've heard you say that, dear. You're always complaining that Henry is
too tired to bother.'

In the end Eva had had to riposte with a reference to Patrick Mottram and Mavis had seized the
opportunity to catalogue his latest infidelities.

'Anyone would think the whole world revolved round Patrick,' Eva grumbled to herself as she
drove away from Ms Mottram's house. 'And I don't care what anyone thinks, I still say abortion is
wrong.' She turned into Farringdon Avenue and was immediately stopped by a policeman. A barrier
had been erected across the road and several police cars were parked against the kerb.

'Sorry, ma'am, but you'll have to go back. No one is allowed through,' a uniformed constable
told her.

'But I live here,' said Eva. 'I'm only going as far as Willington Road.'

'That's where the trouble is.'

'What trouble?' asked Eva, her instincts suddenly alert. 'Why have they got that barbed wire
across the road?'

A sergeant walked across as Eva opened the door of the car and got out.

'Now then, if you'll kindly turn round and drive back the way you came,' he said.

'Says she lives in Willington Road,' the constable told him. At that moment two SGS men armed
with automatic weapons came round the corner and entered Mrs Granberry's garden by way of her
flowerbed of prize begonias. If anything was needed to confirm Eva's worst fears this was it.

'Those men have got guns,' she said. 'Oh my God, my children! Where are my children?'

'You'll find everyone from Willington Road in the Memorial Hall. Now what number do you live
at?'

'Number 9. I left the quads with Mrs de Frackas and '

'If you'll just come this way, Mrs Wilt,' said the sergeant gently and started to take her
arm.

'How did you know my name?' Eva asked, staring at the sergeant with growing horror. 'You
called me Mrs Wilt.'

'Now please keep calm. Everything is going to be all right.'

'No, it isn't.' And Eva threw his hand aside and began running down the road before being
stopped by four policemen and dragged back to a car.

'Get the medic and a policewoman,' said the sergeant. 'Now you just sit in the back, Mrs
Wilt.' Eva was forced into a police car.

'What's happened to the children? Somebody tell me what's happened.'

'The Superintendent will explain. They're quite safe so don't worry.'

'If they're safe why can't I go to them? Where's Henry? I want my Henry.'

But instead of Wilt she got the Superintendent who arrived with two policemen and a
doctor.

'Now then, Mrs Wilt,' said the Superintendent, 'I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you. Not
that it couldn't be worse. Your children are alive and quite safe, but they're in the hands of
several armed men and we're trying to get them out of the house safely.'

Eva stared at him wildly. 'Armed men? What armed men?'

'Some foreigners.'

'You mean they're being held hostage?'

'We can't be too sure just yet. Your husband is with them.'

The doctor intervened. 'I'm just going to give you a sedative, Mrs Wilt,' he began but Eva
recoiled in the back seat.

'No you aren't. I'm not taking anything. You can't make me.'

'If you'll just calm down...'

But Eva was adamant, and too strong to be easily given an injection in the confined space.
After the doctor had had the hypodermic syringe knocked from his hand for the second time he gave
up.

'All right, Mrs Wilt, you needn't take anything,' said the Superintendent. 'If you'll just sit
still we'll drive you back to the police station and keep you fully informed of any
developments.'

And in spite of Eva's protests that she wanted to stay where she was or even go down to the
house she was driven away with an escort of two policewomen.

'Next time you want me to sedate that damned woman I'll get a tranquillizer gun from the Zoo,'
said the doctor, nursing his wrist. 'And if you're sensible you'll keep her in a cell. If she
gets loose she could foul things up properly.'

'As if they weren't already,' said the Superintendent and made his way back to the
Communications Centre. It was situated in Mrs de Frackas' drawing-room and there incongruously,
set among mementos of life in Imperial India, antimacassars, potted plants and beneath the
ferocious portrait of the late Major-General, the SGS and the Anti-Terrorist Squad had
collaborated to install a switchboard, a telephone amplifier, tape recorders and the voiceprint
analyser.

'All ready to go, sir,' said the detective in charge of the apparatus. 'We've hooked into the
line next door.'

'Have you got the listening devices in position?'

'Can't do that yet,' said the Major. 'No windows on this side and we can't move in across the
lawn. Have a shot after dark, provided those buggers haven't got night sights.'

'Oh well, put me through,' said the Superintendent. 'The sooner we begin the dialogue the
sooner everyone will be able to go home. If I know my job they'll start with a stream of abuse.
So everyone stand by to be called a fascist shit.'

In the event he was mistaken. It was Mrs de Frackas who answered.

'This is Ipford 23... I'm afraid I haven't got my glasses with me but I think it's... Now,
young man...'

There was a brief pause during which Mrs de Frackas was evidently relieved of the phone.

'My name is Misterson, Superintendent Misterson,' said the Superintendent finally.

'Lying pig of a fascist shit,' shouted a voice, at last fulfilling his prediction. 'You think
we are going to surrender, shit face, but you are wrong. We die first, you understand. Do you
hear me, pig?'

The Superintendent sighed and said he did.

'Right. Get that straight in your pigshit fascist head. No way we surrender. If you want us
you come in and kill us and you know what that means.'

'I don't think anyone wants...'

'What you want, pig, you don't get. You do what we want or people get hurt.'

'That's what I'm waiting to hear, what you want,' said the Superintendent, but the terrorists
were evidently in consultation and after a minute the phone in the house was slammed down.

'Well, at least we know the little old lady hasn't been hurt and by the sound of things the
children are all right.'

The Superintendent crossed to a coffee-dispenser and poured himself a cup.

'Bit of a bore being called a pig all the time,' said the Major sympathetically. 'You'd think
they could come up with something slightly more original.'

'Don't you believe it. They're on a Marxist millennium egotrip, kamikaze style, and what few
brains they have they laundered years ago. That sounded like Chinanda, the Mexican.'

'Intonation and accent was right,' said the sergeant on the tape recorder.

'What's his record?' asked the Major.

'The usual. Rich parents, good education, flunked University and decided to save the world by
knocking people off. To date, five. Specializes in car bombs, and crude ones at that. Not a very
sophisticated laddie, our Miguel. Better get that tape through to the analysts. I want to hear
their verdict on his stress pattern. And now we settle down to the long slog.'

'You expect him to call back with demands?'

'No. Next time we'll have the charming Fräulein Schautz. She's the one with the brains up
top.'

It was an unintentionally apt description. Trapped in the bathroom, Gudrun Schautz had spent
much of the afternoon wondering what had happened and why no one had either killed her or come to
arrest her. She had also considered methods of escape but was hampered by the lack of her
clothes, which she had left in the bedsitter, and by Wilt's threat that if she made one more move
he would fire. Not that she knew it was Wilt who had made it. What she had heard of his domestic
life through the floor above his bedroom had done nothing to suggest he was capable of any sort
of heroism. He was simply an effete, degenerate and cowardly little Englishman who was bullied by
his stupid wife.

Fräulein Schautz might speak English fluently but her understanding of the English was
hopelessly deficient. Given the chance Wilt would have agreed in large measure with this
assessment of his character but he was too preoccupied to waste time on introspection. He was
trying to guess what had happened downstairs during the shooting. He had no way of knowing if the
quads were still in the house, and only the presence of armed men at the bottom of the garden and
across the road in front of the house told him that the terrorists were still on the ground
floor. From the balcony window he could look down at the summerhouse where he had spent so many
idle evenings regretting his wasted gifts and longing for a woman who turned out in reality to be
less a Muse than a private executioner. Now the summerhouse was occupied by men with guns while
the field beyond was ringed with coils of barbed wire. The view from the skylight over the
kitchen was even less encouraging. An armoured car had stationed itself outside the front gate
with its gun turret turned towards the house, and there were more armed men in Professor Ball's
garden.

Wilt climbed down and was wondering rather hysterically what the hell to do next when the
telephone rang. He went into the main room and picked the extension up in time to hear Mrs de
Frackas end her brief statement. Wilt listened to the tide of abuse wash over the uncomplaining
Superintendent and felt briefly for the man. It sounded just like Bilger in one of his tirades,
only this time the men downstairs had guns. They probably had the quads too. Wilt couldn't be
certain but Mrs de Frackas' presence suggested as much. Wilt listened to see if his own name was
mentioned and was relieved that it wasn't. When the one-sided conversation ended Wilt replaced
his receiver very cautiously and with a slight feeling of optimism. It was very slight, a mere
reaction from the tension and from a sudden sense of power. It wasn't the power of the gun but
rather that of knowledge, what he knew and what nobody else apparently knew; that the attic was
occupied by a man whose killing capacity was limited to flies and whose skill with firearms was
less murderous than suicidal. About the only thing Wilt knew about machine guns and revolvers was
that bullets came out the barrel when you pulled the trigger. But if he knew nothing about the
workings of firearms the terrorists clearly had no idea what had happened in the attic. For all
they knew the place was filled with armed policemen and the shots he had fired so accidentally
could have killed Fräulein Bloody Schautz. If that were the case they would make no attempt to
rescue her. Anyway, the illusion that the flat was held by desperate men who could kill without a
moment's hesitation seemed definitely worth maintaining. He was just congratulating himself when
the opposite thought occurred to him. What the hell would happen if they did discover he was up
there?

Wilt slumped into a chair and considered this frightful possibility. If the quads were
downstairs...Oh God...and all it needed was that blasted Superintendent to get on the phone and
ask if Mr Wilt was all right. The mere mention of his name would be enough. The moment the swine
downstairs realized he was up there they would kill the children. And even if they didn't they
would threaten to unless he came down, which was much the same thing. Wilt's only answer to such
an ultimatum would be to threaten to kill the Schautz bitch if they touched the children. That
would be no sort of threat. He was incapable of killing anyone and even if he were it wouldn't
save the children. Lunatics who supposed that they were adding to the sum total of human
happiness by kidnapping, torturing and killing politicians, and businessmen and who, when
cornered, sheltered behind women and children, wouldn't listen to reason. All they wanted was
maximum publicity for their cause and the murder of the quads would guarantee they got it. And
then there was the theory of terrorism. Wilt had heard Bilger expound it in the staff-room and
had been sickened by it then. Now he was panic-stricken. There had to be something he could
do.

Well, first he could get the rest of the guns out of the bag in the storeroom and try to find
out how to use them. He got up and went through the kitchen to the cupboard door and dragged the
bag down. Inside were two revolvers, an automatic, four spare magazines for the sub-machine gun,
several boxes of ammunition and three hand grenades. Wilt put the collection on the table,
decided he didn't like the look of the hand grenades and put them back in the bag. It was then
that he spotted a scrap of paper in the side pocket of the bag. He pulled it out and saw that he
was holding what purported to be a COMMUNIQUE OF THE PEOPLE'S ARMY GROUP 4. That at least was the
title but the space underneath was blank. Evidently no one had bothered to fill in the details.
Probably nothing to communicate.

All the same it was interesting, very interesting. If this bunch were Group 4 it suggested
that Groups 1, 2 and 3 were somewhere else and that there were possibly Groups 5, 6 and 7. Even
more perhaps. On the other hand there might not be. The tactics of self-aggrandizement were not
lost on Wilt. It was typical of tiny minorities to claim they were part of a much larger
organization. It boosted their morale and helped to confuse the authorities. Then again it was
just possible that a great many other groups did exist. How many? Ten, twenty? And with this sort
of cell structure, one group would not know the members of another group. That was the whole
point about cells. If one was captured and questioned there was no way of betraying anyone else.
And with this realization Wilt lost interest in the arsenal on the table. There were more
effective weapons than guns.