The Zombie Rule Book: A Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide (10 page)

Remember this, don’t even waste your time trying, they will not die from hanging so don’t break your back trying to find this out.

Rule # 88
Decapitate and then destroy the brain

This may be easier said than done but decapitating a zombie then destroying the brain is ideal.

Rule # 89
There may never be a cure

Don’t kid yourself, be prepared. There will probably never be a cure for this and the chances of you getting a cure are slim to none.

Rule # 90
Share your skills and learn

Share the skills you have with others and vice versa. Learn from each other. If one of you can tie great knots and one is a great huntsman, teach each other your skills. Be sure to learn and share, this may just save your life.

Rule # 91
Try not to think about takeaways and fast food

Try not to think of buckets of chicken or your favourite Chinese take out. A good way of doing this is to think of zombie’s guts whist pretending to eat it. Do this a few times and every time you think of take-away it will repulse you.

Rule # 92
Teeth

No, not zombie teeth but yours, keep them clean where you can along the way. Brush your teeth, there will be no dentists and it is important to look after your teeth.

Rule # 93
Shit hits the fan

When the shit hits the fan have an escape plan and route and be sure to have your bug-out bag at the ready. Don’t trust the government or the army, this may sound strange but they may lead you to your death or force an untested vaccine on you.

Rule # 94
Expect cell/mobile phones not to work

Plan meeting places with friends and family in advance, a designated meeting place that is away from the city. Cell phones will be down. Know this now and plan ahead.

Rule # 95
Make an escape plan

Plan to evacuate the city at the first sign of any danger. Practice and practice again. Plan your route in daylight and at night. Try to go undetected by anyone looking for places of cover along the way.

Rule # 96
Weight train

Make your own weights using tinned goods or other items from around your home. It’s important to keep strong. You will need every ounce of strength you can muster to see this one out.

Rule # 97
Learn how to hunt

Know how to hunt and be prepared to hunt. You can do it, be quiet, be fearless and be ready.

Rule # 98
Head away from towns and big cities

There is always a big risk that towns and big cities may get destroyed by the government first. Also, there will be many survivors looting and killing and hordes of the infected.

Rule # 99
Acquire a Bandana