This Enemy Town (2 page)

I caught Dorothy's eye.
Somebody?
she mouthed.

Margaret turned on me as if
I'd
delivered the line about the meatball. “Well, I can't imagine anybody wanting to see a show about … about
that!
” And she flounced
through the double doors that led to the club lobby, heading in the general direction of the ladies' room.

Dorothy selected a chicken strip from a chafing dish and waved it in the air while chanting Mrs. Lovett's line from the musical. “‘It's priest. Have a little priest …'”

“‘Since Marine doesn't appeal to you, how about rear admiral?'” I quoted back, giggling, then stifled myself with a hiccup when I remembered that my new friend was actually married to a rear admiral.

“‘Too salty,'” Dorothy chirped, not appearing to mind in the least. “‘I prefer general.'”

I couldn't resist. “‘With or without his privates?'”

And we fell about laughing, as if we'd been best friends since junior high. Lord knows, we were certainly acting like eighth graders. I was glad Dorothy felt good. Endorphins are good medicine.

When we'd recovered sufficiently to rediscover the bar and order a couple of sensible club sodas with lime, I studied Dorothy's pale blue eyes blinking away tears of laughter behind her rimless eyeglasses and thought it might be fun to help out with
Sweeney Todd
. I visualized driving midshipmen up to A.T. Jones in Baltimore and watching while George Goebel and his pros fitted the cast with elaborate nineteenth-century costumes designed especially for the show. I thought about makeup: painting Mrs. Lovett's cherry-red cheeks, making Sweeney's eyes look dead and sunken, and about how much fun it would be to create the zombielike faces of Sweeney's victims. I grew excited about prowling the antique shops of West Annapolis in search of Victorian-era props to furnish Sweeney's barbershop or Mrs. Lovett's pie shop.

“Sure,” I agreed with new enthusiasm. “How can I help?”

Dorothy grabbed my hands in both of hers and squeezed her appreciation. “Oh, Hannah, would you? You've saved my life.” Then she said the words that made
my heart drop to my shoes, as if she'd explained it all to me before. As if I had known from the very first moment we met. As if I had always known.

Dorothy was building the sets.

My mental gears ground violently as they shifted from romantic visions of frock coats and tea trays and wing-back chairs with antimacassars to images of a bleak industrial cityscape where soot-stained brick walls stretched out of sight into the fly gallery. I visualized a huge, elaborate set featuring barred windows and fuming chimneys, a complicated revolving structure of stairways and platforms, with Mrs. Lovett's pie shop (downstairs) and Sweeney Todd's tonsorial parlor (upstairs), all connected by bridges, trapdoors, and hidden chutes, set pieces that moved in and out of the wings with the smooth silent menace of icebergs.

I thought about Mrs. Lovett's belching oven and Sweeney Todd's deadly barber chair.

I thought about saws and hammers and screwdrivers and drills.

“Wonderful!” I lied brightly. “When do we start?”

Dorothy and I arranged to meet at Mahan Hall
the following Tuesday, where I would have my first opportunity to visit the auditorium, check out the sets, and see exactly what I'd gotten myself into.

Just before three o'clock, I bundled myself into a coat and scarf, pulled on a pair of boots—it had snowed overnight and the brick sidewalks were treacherous with slush—thrust my hands into my pockets and trudged down Maryland Avenue toward Gate 3, one of three heavily guarded entrances to the Naval Academy, and the one closest to my house.

After threading my way around the security barriers—none-too-subtly disguised as humongous planters—I produced my civilian ID for the earnest young Marine at the gate, who scrutinized it closely, his brown eyes flitting up and down between my face and the one pictured on the ID in his hand. His caution didn't surprise me. I had shoulder-length hair in that prehistoric picture, and pink, chipmunk cheeks, but I must have passed muster because he returned my ID with a cheerful, “Have a nice evening, ma'am,” and glanced only briefly at my backpack before smiling and waving me through.

The Yard—what any other college would call its campus—is 330 acres of dormitories, offices, classroom buildings, state-of-the art sports facilities, officer hous
ing, parade grounds, memorial parks, and playing fields that roll gently down to the seawall that during high water holds back the Severn River. To my right, opposite the guardhouse, was the Administration Building, where the superintendent had his offices; behind that rose the majestic dome of the Naval Academy Chapel.

Avoiding the icy patches, I hustled down the walk, passing Preble Hall, the building that housed the Naval Academy Museum and one of the finest collections of ship models to be found anywhere, until I stood within the welcoming arms of Mahan Hall, a national Historic Landmark, and, like the Officers and Faculty Club and the other buildings in the immediate vicinity, a turn-of-the-nineteenth-century Beaux Arts treasure.

Named for Rear Admiral Alfred Thayer Mahan, Naval Academy Class of 1859, author of the definitive book on sea power, Mahan (the building, not the man) sits at the center of the Yard, across a grassy square from Bancroft Hall, the colossal, eight-wing dormitory, constructed in a double H, that houses and feeds all 4,200 midshipmen.

Mahan itself has only two wings—Maury and Sampson, home to the Engineering and Humanities departments respectively—and rising from the center, a monumental four-faced clock tower. As I approached, the bell in the tower tolled six. Six bells in shipspeak; 1500 military time, 3:00
P.M
. for landlubbers. From behind me came the answering bells of the chapel carillon, playing the Westminster chimes—the long version. I stood quietly, breathing slowly, my breath condensing like smoke before my face, enjoying the moment, waiting until the last bong had faded into the crisp late afternoon air before moving on.

I climbed the steps of Mahan and pushed through the bronze-studded oak doors that led into the lobby, which, in spite of their enormous size, opened silently and effortlessly on massive, perfectly balanced hinges.

No matter how many times I visit, it always takes my
breath away to step into that magnificent foyer, with its wide expanses of black and white marble and its pair of grand interior staircases. The architect had built clerestory windows at each landing so that whatever the weather, the interior spaces would be flooded with light.

I paused in the lobby, trying to decide whether to go left or right, figured it didn't matter—the wings were identical—and walked around to my left, up a couple of steps, and through a glass door that led to a long hallway with windows on one side and carved wooden doors leading to the auditorium where I had agreed to meet Dorothy. I opened the door nearest the stage end, slowly, so as not to disturb any rehearsal that might have been in progress, and slipped in.

As I eased along an aisle between two rows of seats, moving toward the center of the auditorium, I glanced at the stage and was relieved to see that set construction was well under way. A wooden superstructure was already in place—the bleak windows of Fogg's Asylum stared at me blankly from the left, and to the right, a skeleton of two-by-fours outlined what was soon to be Mrs. Lovett's pie shop with Sweeney's tonsorial parlor just above.

The air was heavy with sound: the hum of voices punctuated by occasional shouts, the pounding of hammers, the screech and whine of a power saw emanating from somewhere nearby.

Midshipmen were scattered about the hall—singly and in groups—dressed in a variety of uniforms, depending upon where they'd just come from—class or athletic practice. Off in one corner, a trio dressed in WUBAs—working uniform blue alpha: black trousers and black, long-sleeve shirts—appeared to be practicing lines, holding their scripts behind their backs and glancing at them from time to time as if to jog their memories.

Other midshipmen in bright blue and gold track suits were sprawled in seats about the auditorium, their feet
propped up on the backs of the seats in front of them, books open on their knees, studying.

I didn't see Dorothy, so I sat down to wait.

A midshipman in gray sweats wandered onstage, carrying a hammer. He gazed upward, pointed the hammer at the lights, gestured with it to someone behind me—in the light booth, I presumed—then wandered off, stage right. What was that all about? Nothing changed about the lights—they remained a bright pinkish hue—so I figured no one in the light booth had been paying attention.

Suddenly, as if a bell had rung somewhere—this was a school, so perhaps it had—the room began to fill with midshipmen. I checked my watch: three-fifteen. The tech crew disappeared through a door at the rear of the stage, and a tall midshipman holding a sheaf of papers and looking very much in charge did an impressive, one-armed thrust and sprang onto the stage, “Listen up!” he shouted. After thirty more seconds of to-ing and fro-ing, the hammering stopped, someone pulled the plug on the power saw, the room quieted and he began passing out rehearsal schedules for the remainder of the week.

“Hannah!” Dorothy breezed in from a door on the north side of the auditorium, smelling winter-fresh, a combination of cold air and wet wool. She plopped down in the chair next to me. “Sorry I'm late,” she whispered. “I got tied up at the grocery. You wouldn't
believe
the crowds. Must be because of the snow.”

“Oh, yes I would,” I whispered back. It was a mystery to me why in these parts ordinarily sane people, at the slightest hint of snow from some know-it-all on the Weather Channel, would rush out to stock up on milk, bread, bottled water, and toilet paper. Even in Annapolis, which rarely saw more than one or two inches of the white stuff, a prediction of snow turned everyone bonkers.

“Did you notice our setup out there?” She gestured with
a gloved hand toward the door through which she had just entered.

“So that's where the sawing was coming from! I wondered. I came in from the hallway on the south side, so I missed it.”

Dorothy pulled off her gloves, stuffed them in her pocket, then shrugged out of her fur-lined jacket. “There's no scenery shop in the building,” she told me. “But we've got a huge workshop over in Alumni Hall. We'll go over there tomorrow.”

I helped Dorothy arrange her jacket over the back of the chair in front of her, where it could dry out, then nodded toward the stage. Two actors in long raincoats had wandered on. “What's up?”

Dorothy squinted at the stage for a few minutes, getting her bearings. “They're getting set to rehearse the opening number. Those two guys are grave diggers.”

I leaned back comfortably in the cushioned seat, waiting for rehearsal to begin.

“This is a wonderful theater,” Dorothy mused. Her head rested against the back of her seat and she stared up dreamily into the impressive, sky-blue dome with its enormous, Phantom-of-the-Opera-style chandelier.

“You should have seen it a couple of years back,” I told her. “Tiny stage, no fly gallery, piss-poor sound, and a lighting system from World War Two that was always blowing fuses.” I explained how a $750,000 donation from a former thespian had allowed the Academy to restore Mahan Auditorium to its former grandeur, with enough money left over to hire a paint expert to recreate the historic polychrome painting that decorated the elaborate and unusual proscenium arch.

“And you won't believe what they found during the renovation!” I waved my arm in an arc that took in the entire U-shaped balcony. “When the workmen pulled down the acoustical tile up there, and scraped off the adhesive, they
uncovered six enormous display cases set into the walls. Inside were souvenir flags from the War of 1812 that had been lost for half a century.” I drew quotation marks in the air around “lost.”

Dorothy shaded her eyes and squinted up into the darkness, trying to see what I was talking about. “Some idiot simply tiled over the glass?”

“Yup. I'll take you up there later for a closer look. I mean, who knew? You'd think the Navy couldn't lose track of something that important. They were British pennants from the Battle of Lake Erie, for heaven's sake, captured by Oliver Hazard Perry in 1813 or thereabouts. That was one of the most strategic naval battles in U.S. history. It helped secure the Northwest Territories for the United States.”

Dorothy was staring at me as if I'd grown another head.

I made a fist and poked her playfully on the arm. “That's Paul talking, not me. He goes on and on about it. When he's not diddling around trying to solve Reimann's Hypothesis or some other bit of mathematical esoterica, he's quite the history buff.”

On stage, the midshipman in charge was reaming out some hapless plebe who was making himself as small as possible in the front row. “I warned you that we'd be working through the weekend, Parker! What do you mean you have to go to your cousin's wedding?”

“I'll take care of it.
Sir,
” the plebe added glumly.

I bet Dorothy a double latte that if the kid had a cell phone, he was already on it, cancelling out on his cousin rather than seeing his Navy career shot down in flames.

Suddenly a hand went up, tracing a languid O in the air. The hand belonged to a bearded, tweedy gentleman, professorially attired in a gray wool jacket over a blue cashmere V-neck sweater that stretched gently over his modest paunch. “Move on, Mr. Lattimer, move on.”

“That's Professor Black, the director,” Dorothy whispered. “He's absolutely amazing.”

I was familiar with Professor Medwin Black, having
read his résumé printed in the “Cast” section of every Glee Club program for each of the previous ten years. During summer vacation, Professor Black directed summer stock in upstate New York. Several of his protégés were currently on Broadway. The Academy was incredibly lucky to have him.

Dorothy leaned toward me once again. “And the guy at the piano's the music director, Professor John Tracey. The mids call them both ‘Doc.'”

In the rosy light from the stage, Dorothy's face looked young and unlined. I made a mental note to find out what kind of lightbulbs they were using so I could install them around my vanity at home.

“Everyone has nicknames around here,” Dorothy continued. “I imagine the mids will give you one, too, if you stick around long enough.”

“Oh, I plan to stick around,” I said. Even though the sets were well under way, it looked like a good deal more work had to be done before opening night in two and a half weeks' time. I had never been one to give up easily. And if I'd made a promise? I'd stick to it.

“Do
you
have a nickname?” I asked.

Even in the subdued light I could see Dorothy blush. “They call me ‘Mom.'”

“That figures,” I chuckled. “You should be flattered.”

“Oh, I am.” Dorothy leaned toward me and pointed. “See that mid there?”

I recognized the fellow I'd seen earlier, the one in sweats who'd been gesturing at the lights with a hammer.

“He's on the tech crew. His name is Jonathan Lyon, but they call him ‘Cher.'”

“Cher? As in Sonny and?”

Dorothy chuckled. “No, Cher, as in clueless.”

It took a moment for it to register that she was talking about Cher, the teenage heroine in the movie
Clueless
. I smiled. The film was a family favorite. “I see. But why Cher?”

“He looks busy, doesn't he? But every time you need actual work done, he's clueless. Either that or nowhere to be found.”

I was both amused and appalled. “Midshipmen take no prisoners, do they?”

“And see those two over there?” Dorothy pointed to two female midshipmen, wrestling what looked like a meat grinder the size of a washing machine up the left-hand flight of stairs, one of a pair that flanked the proscenium arch. “They're Frick and Frack.”

We watched while Frick (or was it Frack?) tipped the contraption forward while Frack (or Frick?) seemed to be trying to set it down on the top step and got thwacked in the head by the handle for her trouble.

“Isn't that just perfect?” Dorothy cooed.

I was confused. “Getting thwacked in the head by a giant meat grinder?”

“Nuh-uh. It's actually a bone crusher. I found it at an antique store in Savage Mill. I couldn't believe my luck, I mean, who has bone crushers simply lying around the house?”

I had to agree the contraption was perfect. It had an air of menace, enhanced by that giant crank handle, a wheel eighteen inches or more in diameter. And the machine was large enough to be seen from every corner of the auditorium.

Frick and Frack duck-walked Mrs. Lovett's meat grinder across the stage and set it in place behind the curtain at stage left. As I recalled from watching the DVD, it wouldn't be required until the second act.

“Anderson! Toreno!” This from Professor Black, clearly eager to get started. “Places! Places everyone!” He clapped his hands. “Let's go, let's go, let's
go
!”