Told by an Idiot
It is shortly before Christmas in the year 1879, the forty-second year of Queen Victoria's reign, when the curtain rises on the Garden family: on Mr Garden, a clergyman of many denominations, about to lose his faith for the umpteenth time, on his selfless, devoted wife - and on their six children, about to be launched on the adult world. There is Victoria, a Pre-Raphaelite beauty intent on marriage; Maurice, shaking his fist at the injustices of the world; Stanley, a follower of Ruskin and Morris, doing good as radical fashion dictates; Irving, a lusty young capitalist, and Una born for happy marriage and maternity. All are watched from the sidelines by their sister Rome. Detached, intelligent, urbane, she observes three generations of her family strut and fret their hour upon the stage. To her their sound and fury signify nothing- but to us the memory of Rome's one brief love affair strikes the final note of truth, defiantly affirming that it is better to have loved and lost . . .
by
ROSE MACAULAY
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more; it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing . . .
(W. SHAKESPEARE.)
L’histoire, comme une idiote, mécaniquement se répète.
(Paul Morand,
Fermé la nuit
.)
Part I Victorian
A Family at Home
One evening, shortly before Christmas, in the days when our forefathers, being young, possessed the earth,—in brief, in the year 1879,—Mrs. Garden came briskly into the drawing-room from Mr. Garden’s study and said in her crisp, even voice to her six children, “Well, my dears, I have to tell you something. Poor papa has lost his faith again.”
Poor papa had very often lost his faith during the fifty years of his life. Sometimes he became, from being an Anglican clergyman, a Unitarian minister, sometimes a Roman Catholic layman (he was, by nature, habit and heredity, a priest or minister of religion, but the Roman Catholic church makes trouble about wives and children), sometimes some strange kind of dissenter, sometimes a plain agnostic, who believed that there lived more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds (and as to this he should know, for on quite half the creeds he was by now an expert). On his last return to Anglicanism, he had accepted a country living.
Victoria, the eldest of the six children, named less for the then regnant queen than for papa’s temporary victory over unbelief in the year of her birth, 1856, spoke sharply. She was twenty-three, and very pretty, and saw no reason why papa should be allowed so many more faiths and losses of faith in his career than the papas of others.
“
Really
, mamma . . . it is too bad of papa. I
knew it was coming; I said so, didn’t I, Maurice? His sermons have been so funny lately, and he’s been reading Comte all day in his study instead of going out visiting, and getting all kinds of horrid pamphlets from the Rationalist Press Association, and poring over an article in the
Examiner
about ‘A Clergyman’s Doubts.’ And I suppose St. Thomas’s Day has brought it to a head.” (Victoria was High Church, so knew all about saints’ days.) “And now we shall have to leave the vicarage, just when we’ve made friends with all sorts of nice people with tennis courts and ballrooms. Papa
should
be more careful, and it
is
too bad.”
Maurice, the second child (named for Frederick Denison) who was at Cambridge, and a firm rationalist, having fought and lost the battle of belief while a freshman, inquired, cynically, but not undutifully, and with more patience than his sister, “What is he going to be this time?”
“An Ethicist,” said Mrs. Garden, in her clear, noncommittal voice. “We are joining the Ethical Society.”
“Whatever’s that?” Vicky crossly asked.
“It has no creeds but only conduct”. . . (“And I,” Vicky interpolated, “have no conduct but only creeds.”) . . .“and a chapel in South Place, Finsbury Pavement, and a magazine which sometimes has a poem by Robert Browning. It published that one about a man who strangled a girl he was fond of with her own hair on a wet evening. I don’t know why he thought it specially suitable for the Ethical Society Magazine. . . . They meet for worship on Sundays.”
“Worship of what, mamma?”
“Nobility of character, dear. They sing ethical hymns about it.”
Vicky gave a little scream.
Mrs. Garden looked at Stanley, her third daughter (named less for the explorer than for the Dean, whom
Mr. Garden had always greatly admired) and found, as she had expected, Stanley’s solemn blue eyes burning on hers. Stanley was, in fancy, in the South Place Ethical Chapel already, singing the ethical hymns . . .
“Fall, fall, ye ancient litanies and creeds!
Not prayers nor curses deep
The power can longer keep
That once ye kept by filling human needs.
Fall, fall, ye mighty temples to the ground!
Not in their sculptured rise
Is the real exercise
Of human nature’s brightest power found.
’Tis in the lofty hope, the daily toil,
’Tis in the gifted line,
In each far thought divine,
That brings down heaven to light our common soil.
’Tis in the great, the lovely and the true,
’Tis in the generous thought
Of all that man has wrought,
Of all that yet remains for man to do . . .”
Stanley had read this and other hymns in a little book her papa had.
“Then I suppose,” said Rome, the second daughter, who knew of old that papa must always live near a place of worship dedicated to his creed of the moment, “then I suppose we are moving to Finsbury Pavement.” Rome had been named less for the city than for the church, of which papa had been a member at the time of her birth, twenty years ago; and, after all, if Florence, why not Rome? Rome looked clever. She had a white, thin face, and vivid blue-green eyes, like the sea beneath
rocks; and she thought it very original of papa to believe so much and so often. Her own mind was sceptical.
Vicky’s brow smoothed. Moving to London. There was something in that. Though, of course, it mustn’t be Finsbury Pavement; she would see to that.
Irving, the youngest but one (named less for the actor than to commemorate the brief period when papa had been an Irvingite, and had believed in twelve living apostles who must all die and then would come the Last Day), said, “Golly, what a lark!” Irving was sixteen, and was all for a move, all for change, of residence, if not of creed. He was an opportunist and a realist, and made the best of the vagaries of circumstance. He was destined to do well in life. He was not, like Maurice, sicklied o’er with the pale cast of thought, nor, like Vicky, caught in the mesh of each passing fashion, nor, like Stanley, an ardent hunter of the Idea, nor, like Rome, a critic. He was more like (only he had more enterprise and initiative) his younger sister, Una, a very calm and jolly schoolgirl, named less for her who braved the dragon than for the One Person in whom papa had believed at the time of her birth (One Person not in the Trinitarian, but in the Unitarian, sense).
“Three hundred a year less,” remarked Rome, from the couch whereon she lay (for her back was often tired) and looked ironically at Vicky, to see how she liked the thought of that.
Vicky’s smooth cheek flushed. She had forgotten about money.
“Oh
really
. . . Oh, I do think papa is too bad. Mamma,
must
he lose it just this winter—his faith, I mean? Can’t he wait till next?”
Mamma’s faint (was it also ironic, or merely patient?) movement of the eyebrows meant that it was too late: papa’s faith was already lost.
“By next winter he may have found it again,” Rome suggested.
“Well, even if so,” said Vicky, “who’s going to go on giving him livings every time? . . . Oh, yes, mamma, I know all the bishops love him, but there
is
a limit to the patience of bishops. . . . Does the Ethical Society have clergymen or anything?”
“I believe they have elders. Papa may become an elder:”
“
That’s
no use. Elders aren’t paid. Don’t you remember when he was a Quaker elder, when we were all little? I’m sure it’s not a paid job. We shall be loathsomely poor again, and have to live without any fun or pretty things. And I dare say it’s low class, too. Papa never bothers about that, of course. He’d follow General Booth into the Army, if he thought he had a call.”
“I trust that I should, Vicky.”
Papa had entered the room, and stood looking on them all, with his beautiful, distinguished, melancholy face (framed in small side whiskers), and his deep blue eyes like Stanley’s. Vicky’s ill-humour melted away, because papa was so gentle and so beautiful and so kind. And, after all, London was London, even with only four hundred a year.
“Mamma has told you our news, I see,” said papa, in his sweet, mellow voice. He looked and spoke like a papa out of Charlotte M. Yonge, though his conduct with regard to the Anglican church was so different.
“Yes, Aubrey, I’ve told them,” said mamma.
“I hope you won’t mind, papa,” said Vicky saucily, “if
I
go to church at St. Albans, Holborn.
I’m
a ritualist, not an ethicist,”
“Indeed, Vicky, I should be very sorry if you did not all follow your own lights, wherever they lead you.”
Papa’s broad-mindedness amounted to a disease,
Vicky sometimes thought. A queer kind of clergyman he was. What would Father Stanton and Father Mackonichie of St. Albans think of him? Father Mackonichie, who was habitually flung into jail because he would face east when told to face north—as important as all that, he felt it.
“Well, my darlings,” papa went on in his nice voice, “I must apologise to you all for this—this disturbance of your lives and mine. I would have spared it you if I could. But I have been over and over the ground, and I see no other way compatible with intellectual honesty. Honesty must come first. . . . Your mother and I are agreed.”
Of course; they always were. From Anglicanism to Roman Catholicism, from Catholicism to Quakerism, from Quakerism to Unitarianism, Postivism, Baptistism (yes, they had once sunk, to Vicky’s shame, as low as that in the social scale, owing chiefly to the influence of Charles Spurgeon), and back to Anglicanism again—through everything, mamma, silent, resigned and possibly ironic, had followed papa. And little Stanley had seen the idea behind all papa’s religions and tumbled headlong after him, and Maurice had grimly decided that it was safer to abjure all creeds, and Rome had critically looked on, with her faint, amused smile and her single eyeglass, and Irving and Una had been led, heedless and incurious, to each of papa’s places of worship in turn, but had understood none of them. They had not the religious temperament. Nor had Vicky, who attended her ritualistic churches from æsthetic fancy and a flair for being in the fashion, for seeing and hearing some new thing.
She
didn’t care which way priests faced, though she did enjoy incense. Vicky was a gay soul, and preferred dances and lawn tennis and young men to religion. Stanley, too, was gay—as merry as a grig,
papa called her—but she had a burning ardour of mind and temper that made the world for her a place of exciting experiments. She now thought it worthy and honourable to be poor, for she had been reading William Morris and Ruskin and Socialism, as intelligent young women did in those days, and was all for handicrafts and the one-man job. She was eighteen, and had had her first term at Somerville College, Oxford, which had just been founded and had twelve members.
Irving, always practical, said, “When are we going to move? And where to?”
“In February,” said mamma. “Probably we shall live in Bloomsbury. We have heard of a house there.”
“Bloomsbury,” said Vicky. “That’s not so bad.”
Sitting down at the piano, she began softly to play and sing.
Papa sat by the fire, his thin hand on mamma’s, his thoughtful face pale and uplifted, as if he had made the Great Sacrifice once more, as indeed he had. Stanley sat on a cushion at his feet, and leant her dark head against his knee. She was a small, sturdy girl, and she wore a frock of blue, hand-embroidered cloth, plain and tight over the shoulders and breast, highnecked, with white niching at the throat, and below the waist straighter than was the fashion, because Mr. Morris said that ripples and flounces wasted material and ruined line. Vicky, sinuous and green, rippled to the knees like running water. Irving sat on a Morris-chintz chair, reading
The Moonstone
; Maurice on a Liberty cretonne sofa, reading a leader in yesterday’s
Observer
.
