Trail of Greed: Fighting Fraud and Corruption... A Dangerous Game (5 page)

At that point I didn’t either but he was going to turn out to be exceedingly useful.

I reflected for a minute or two. I relayed the information to Mike about the conference next week.

“Does this Purdy character know you’re going to the conference?” I asked Pierre.

“Yes. I replied to the invitation I received. I suppose they need to know for numbers who is going to attend. I’ll probably get a badge at the entrance. That’s the way these things usually work.”

“Here’s what I suggest. You haven’t made any waves with these people yet?”

“No. I’m just one of their investors and I get their regular bulletins. I haven’t asked any questions about returns or anything like that.”

“OK . I’ll see if I can get an invitation for myself. We’ll go along independently. You stay perfectly friendly with your Mr Purdy and I’ll go along as if I was representing potential investors and see if I can stir things up a bit.”

“You mean bushwhack him?” asked Mike. “Something like that. I’ll ask a few questions and see if I can destabilise the guy. Pierre stays friendly, on the inside. Afterwards we compare notes. If things look suspicious we’ll plan what to do next. I’ll tap a few contacts and see if I can get an invitation. How about that?”

“And if we conclude that everything is above board, I’ll just decide whether to leave my money there or move it,” Pierre concluded.

That decided, I asked Pierre what he was planning to do over the next few days.

“A bit of touring,” he replied. “Maybe I’ll take my new clubs with me and get in a bit of practice so that next time we play I can give a better account of myself.”

Mike suggested that perhaps we should introduce Pierre to his younger sister. I had forgotten about that but obviously it had to be done.

I dropped Pierre off back at his hotel and Mike and me went back to Letham, having promised to join Pierre for dinner.

We spent the rest of the afternoon at home doing a bit of gardening. Mike is still fit enough to help me with some of the heavy stuff and I have to admit that I appreciated his help. Bad backs are not ideal for shifting heavy sacks of compost or for clambering around in trees to prune them.

Dinner was an opportunity for us to fill in lots of stories about Dad which Pierre really appreciated. It must be strange to discover who your father is at seventy years old. I couldn’t help thinking about all these years that we had had when we had taken him for granted and to realise that here was someone who would only learn secondhand. We did our best to regale him with anecdotes which we hoped would give him a picture of the man we had both loved and who had been an integral part of the forming of our personalities. He had been an example to us in so many ways that were incalculable.

The great thing about him had been the example he gave us and also the fact that he had let us get on with our lives – make our own mistakes – but was always there if we wanted an opinion or advice – and most of it was delivered with sound common sense.

Pierre let us ramble on. It was also an opportunity for Mike and me to reminisce. I discovered things about Dad through Mike that I hadn’t known about. We each had our own personal experiences that we hadn’t always had the occasion to share. So Mike and I benefitted from the memories as well as Pierre. It was a very satisfying evening, and, as usual, the food and wine were excellent.

We parted company rather late and I risked the fact that there would be no police on the two-mile journey home. If there had been I would probably have been in line for a few points on my licence, but the alternative of being driven home by Mike was not an option. He would have turned the balloon into all the colours of the rainbow. I was going to have to put him up for the night and let him go off home the next day. And on top of that he insisted on a night cap before crashing out at around two in the morning.

On Monday I was going to have to see about getting an invitation for the conference and phoning my wee sister to tell her that we had somebody we wanted her to meet. I had no idea what her reaction was going to be but I thought it best to keep it as a surprise rather than announcing the news over the phone. We had decided that we would organise a visit to Doune after Pierre got back.

Sundays are not very different from any other day of the week when you’re retired. Mike woke late and set off for Forfar early in the afternoon.

I did the little housekeeping that I was now used to. A quick vacuum, change the bed sheets, stick on a wash. I have a cleaning lady once a week who does the rest and always leaves the pictures hanging not quite straight. I think she knocks them all slightly off the horizontal just before she leaves to give the impression that she has dusted them. I manage to keep the place in a reasonable state of cleanliness although Liz would probably be horrified.

The last few days had certainly been a change in routine for me and had set me thinking a lot about Dad. I looked differently at the various mementoes of him that were scattered around the house. His portrait on the wall. Other photos and keepsakes that I had inherited. I pulled out the drawer in the old desk and rifled through piles of old black and white photos which represented a pictorial essay of my childhood. Definitely a day of memories – almost all good ones.

I drifted through the afternoon and went to bed early after watching my DVD of
The Man who Shot Liberty
Valance
for the umpteenth time.

Fresh on Monday morning I turned my mind to Pierre’s suspicions of AIM and Mr Alan Purdy. I still had contacts in the financial world of Edinburgh so, after breakfast, I got on the phone. I had no trouble in fixing up an invitation to the conference on “Investing For You” which was to be held in a Conference Centre on Wednesday.

I was rather looking forward to my outing. The idea of asking a few questions designed to disturb appealed to me. Perhaps shaking the tree a bit might reveal something about the company and its boss.

I don’t exactly know why I had suggested that Pierre and I go separately. As I was planning to play the role of the awkward one I just figured that it might be better to have someone more or less on the inside. That way, between us, we might learn more. It seemed to make sense at the time.

Once that was fixed and I had planned when I would have to leave on Wednesday I had the rest of the day to myself.

As we had agreed, I phoned Heather to invite ourselves round at the weekend.

“Hi, Heather, how’s things?” She recognized my voice immediately. “Bloody awful if you really want to know. One of the horses has gone lame and I’m looking after Rory and Paddy for a few days as their parents have decided to clear off for a holiday in Spain. I’m seriously thinking of charging them for childminding services.”

I knew this was rubbish because she adored her two grandchildren but I let her get her frustration off her chest.

“How about you? It’s ages since we’ve seen you. What have you been up to?”

“Not much. The gee-gees.” “You’re not in to horses are you?” “No, my gee-gees are golf and gardening. Listen, I had supper last night with Mike and we thought we might invite ourselves over to see you at the weekend if you’re up to it.”

“Hold on a minute and I’ll check.” Heather’s calendar was usually pretty full but she came back to the phone with the news that Saturday was free if we wanted to come over for lunch. I confirmed and we then nattered for five minutes about the usual things – the weather, the horses, Oliver’s new car and the bloody government.

“By the way, there will be three of us, if that’s ok.” “Who’s the third?” she asked promptly. “Secret. Wait and see.”

“Mmmm – male or female?” She was continually hoping that Mike would settle down with someone but I figured that was a forlorn hope.

“No comment.” We left it at that and I hung up, agreeing that we would be there around noon on Saturday.

Having sorted that one out I thought I would take advantage of the clement weather and go over to Ladybank for a bit of practice. After all, Pierre was away trying out his new clubs and I was damned if I was going to let him beat me when he came back. I also needed to do some thinking about how I would approach question time at the conference.

Thoughts were careering around in my head in random order and I needed to get them straightened out. I’ve found that there are two ways to resolve this kind of a problem, both based on the principle of externalisation – either talk to someone or write them down. Automatically this process forces you to arrange them in some kind of logical order. Having nobody around to talk to and being too lazy to start writing there was only one other alternative – go off and do something completely different and come back to them later.

I decided to go over to the golf course and hit a few buckets of balls. I had recently bought a new driver and it needed getting used to.

Twenty minutes later I was standing on the practice ground with two buckets of balls at my feet and a seven iron in my hands.

A couple of loose swings to warm up the old muscles. Thwack! Reasonably straight, reasonably long, no pulled muscles. I then settled down to my habitual practice procedure. I took all the clubs out of the bag and lent them against the bench behind me and proceeded to warm up for ten minutes or so with a couple of shots with two or three of the short irons, taking plenty of time between each shot. There’s not a lot of point in hurrying. After all out on the course you only hit the ball on average once every two or three minutes. Banging off ten eight irons in less than a minute seems to me to be overdoing it. And who hits two shots, one after the other, with the same club (apart from the putter) – or perhaps the driver if you’ve put the first one out of bounds?

My theory is that you should allow yourself no more than five or six shots with one club, then move on to the next one. I then finish up with the last twenty balls or so as I would probably play a round – perhaps one shot with a four iron, then a seven, followed by a half shot with a wedge.

Thwack! About a hundred and forty yards straight down the middle. That’ll do. Take a different club. Close the face a bit and punch it and watch it keep nice and low, below the wind.

All thoughts of asset management have now evaporated completely. All I see is my little white friend sitting there waiting to be hit, or soaring up into the air designing a perfect curve to fall and bounce on as close as possible to where I intended.

I stop for a few minutes while my imaginary partner is searching in the rough for his wayward drive.

Our green keeper had set up a couple of old rugby poles at a distance of about a hundred and fifty yards and twenty yards apart – that being a reasonable average for the width of a green. At my level of golf nowadays I always aim for the centre of the green. If the hole is near the middle so much the better. If it’s towards one side – too bad. It just means I have a longer putt.

So I line up for the middle of the two poles. That allows me a deviation of ten yards either way to still hit the green. I once calculated that this gives me a margin of error of about plus or minus four degrees off centre if I want to land on the green at that distance. I wish I hadn’t done the calculation because it scares the hell out of me now whenever I line up my shot!

I finish up by going through the bag until I’ve hit three in a row with each club within the bounds of the two poles. Total concentration. Grip, feet, alignment – then empty the brain up in my head of all thoughts that might pollute the other brain – the one down in the gut that knows exactly what to do because he’s done it thousands of times before. I stubbornly try to hit the ball the way I used to thirty years ago. The technique is still there but the body is a lot less flexible and I have to adjust to that. It’s still a great game!

I wearily stack all my clubs back in the bag, lug it over to the car and wander in to the club house for a well-earned beer. Sitting in the bay window overlooking the eighteenth green, watching a ladies foursome earnestly putting out as if the British Open was at stake, I rerun the video of the questions I might ask at the conference and the possible responses. My video could not have imagined the events that were to follow.

I did however have one idea which might be useful. I had a fairly good friend from the past who might be able to help me. We had been regular visitors to each other’s houses when Liz had been alive but when one of the couple is gone there is a tendency to lose touch. George and Helen had, if my memory was correct, a son, Steven, whom we had watched grow up and who had, after university, gone into financial journalism. He was a few years younger than Callum and the last I had heard was that he was working in Edinburgh. It would be interesting to know if he knew anything about AIM.

I got up to leave just as a slightly boisterous foursome came in for their nineteenth hole. I knew two of them quite well, especially the shorter dark-haired, pugnacious looking individual in the plus-fours.

“Morning Keith,” I said in passing. “Morning John. Had a good game?”

“Hallo, Bob. Not leaving are you? Stop a minute and have a drink.”

Keith and John were fellow members of the club with whom I had occasionally played in competitions. They were good enough characters. Keith, or as I should properly refer to as Sir Keith McDowell, was an extremely successful businessman who had taken over his father’s wholesale grocery business and built it up to become the largest chain of supermarkets in Scotland. He had recently been knighted for his success. Short and sturdy, with close cropped dark hair, going grey, he was a vigorous bundle of energy – the kind of man who never walked quietly into a room but bustled in, automatically turning heads. I didn’t know him that well but quite enjoyed his company. He played punchy golf, not much style but extremely competitive, and had a fund of rather dodgy jokes.

John Harris was a good friend who ran a veterinary clinic in the nearby town. Being in the heart of farming country and there being little competition, he had also been very successful in his career. Liz and I had got to know him years ago when we had had a dog and the friendship had developed from there.