Troy Rising 2 - Citadel (2 page)

“That sounded very rote,” Glass said. "But if you don't check airlock integrity you will not live to be mighty master space eagles such as myself. So it's up to you. I don't even have to write the next of kin.

"The third part of the in-brief. You have joined the mighty 142nd Tactical Assault Squadron, part of the 1st Troy Boat Wing. I might add that since there is no second, third or fourth squadron, we are the 1st Boat Wing. Our job is very simple and oh so complex at the same time. We deliver the mail. The mail may be food, supplies, scrap metal, equipment, actual mail, or, if we are very unlucky, Marines express service. Whatever we are delivering, our job is to ensure timely delivery. Neither snow, nor asteroids, nor laser fire shall stay us from our appointed rounds. Please be very clear on that. Whether your mission is to ensure that the boats remain functional or to drive them, your first, last and only job is to ensure delivery.

“The fourth part is like unto the first three. Most of the things we do, there is only one way to do them and survive. There is no third option. Do it right or someone dies. There is no ”good enough.“ There is no ”close enough for government work.“ If you cannot get your head around everything you do, every moment, every day, being a very big deal, please see BM2 Grumwalter for paperwork to transfer to the Army or something where it's not. Please do so before you kill me or someone I like. You do not yet fall into that category but you're unlikely to just kill yourself. Are there any viable and intelligent questions?”

He looked at the three and nodded.

“Good. I wasn't going to answer them anyway. That is what your division Petty Officers are for. Who are on the way to collect their little lambs. Go in violence to deliver the mail.”

“This is your rack.”

Engineer First Class Bruce Dennison clearly was enjoying showing the new Engineer Recruit around. That might have been because it got him out of his normal duties but Dana figured it was the way he was looking at her with calf-eyes.

Being in quarters, alone, with a guy had some rather unpleasant memories associated, but Dana decided to take Bruce on first impression. He was a nice guy. Unlike certain EM1s she'd met in A School.

The quarters were much better than she'd expected, a two person room with its own head. And, apparently, otherwise unoccupied. There were two racks and wall-lockers but both racks were unmade, indeed the mattresses were still in plastic, and the wall lockers were empty. And, as Bruce had briefed her, they were also capable of supporting two people for up to six days without external support. She really didn't want to test that.

“You get to pick your side,” Bruce said. He was short, five-six or so, with sandy brown hair. She didn't even have to ask if he'd had Johannsen's. Not that it was any problem for guys. They were all born with Johannsen's. They called it being male. “We, uh . . .”

“Don't have many chicks,” Dana said, setting down her A bag. Bruce had made a motion when he picked her up at Squadron to help her with it. She'd just glared.

“I, uh, wouldn't have said ‘chicks,' ” Bruce said. “But, yeah. Just leave your A bag. Next step is getting your suit. Then you're off until next watch.”

“When do I start . . .” Dana said, then shrugged. For all the classes she'd had, she wasn't sure what her job actually was. “When do I start working?”

“I'll come get you next watch,” Bruce said. “Thermal's off-watch at the moment so I don't even know your assignment.”

“Thermal?” Dana said.

“Sorry,” Bruce said. “That's Engineering Mate First Class David P. Hartwell. Also known as Thermal, behind his back, because he managed to get one of our first Myrmidons drifted right in the way of a SAPL. It was on dispersed beam and the Myrm just sort of . . . melted.”

“Oh my God,” Dana said. “Was the . . .”

“There was no crew,” Bruce said. “And it was written off as an accident after about a zillion Incident Evaluation Reviews. It really wasn't his fault. But he doesn't expect to make Chief any time soon. Anyway, he's the Division Engineering Mate who's in charge of us lowly wrench turners. And since he's off-watch, I get to show you around.”

“So . . . where do I get my suit?” Dana asked.

“Prepare for a looong walk,” Bruce said.

“There's no way I'm ever going to be able to find my way around,” Dana said.

They must have walked a mile but she figured it wasn't in anything like a straight line. There had been about four elevators, two escalators, several sets of stairs, more corridors than she could count and two grav walks. Those were new but they weren't that much different from the sliding walkways in airports. She'd just followed Bruce and tried not to seem like a noob.

“You'd be surprised,” Bruce said. “I felt the same way when I first got here. You figure it out. If you get totally lost, and there's not a priority, you can ask Paris where the hell you are.”

“Paris?” Dana asked as they walked through a large, already open hatch that read “Environmental Fittings Department.”

“Troy's AI,” Bruce said, walking up to the counter. The guy manning it was older, probably in his thirties, with a bit of a paunch. And clearly a civilian. “New arrival.”

“Got it,” the man said, looking at his screen. “Engineer Apprentice Dana Parker?”

“Here,” Dana said.

“Helmet,” he said, reaching and pulling down one from a rack. “Boots, gloves and suits down the end.”

Bruce gestured to three slots on the bulkhead marked, remarkably, “Boots, Gloves, Suits.” She opened them up and pulled out the space suit parts.

“And we're done,” Bruce said. “Thank you.”

“No problem,” the man said, finally looking up. “Mind you keep the seals checked and if you want some personal advice, always keep the catheter lubed.”

“Yes, sir,” Dana said, coloring slightly.

“They run air-breach drills about every two days,” the civilian said. “If you maintain lubrication on the catheter, you're not scrambling for the gel when you're in a hurry.”

“Yes, sir,” Dana said, again. “Thank you, sir.”

“I tell the guys, too, miss,” the man said, nodding. “Good day.”

“Boots and gloves go in the helmet,” Bruce said, stuffing the gloves in. “The helmet goes, neck-ring up, under your left arm. The suit,” he continued, tossing it over her right shoulder, “is prescribed to be carried in a jaunty manner over the right shoulder. That shows you're a real junior space eagle.”

“Yes, Engineer,” Dana said, trying not to smile. But once she got the leopard suit adjusted so it wasn't sliding, it did feel rather jaunty.

“Suity has a point,” Bruce said as they exited into the corridor. “But we're in and out of suits so much, you just sort of do it anyway. If you want my advi . . .” He stopped and blushed.

“Bruce,” Dana said, frowning. He was an Engineer, she was just an Apprentice. But getting it out of the way was a good idea. “I know that Johannsen's means there's not many women in the military these days. With the Horvath hitting us over and over, there's no time for mommy-track. And if you've got Johannsen's, and I did, you practically have to wear a chastity belt to not get belly-full. But I'm gene scrubbed, I didn't have four kids by the time I was out of high school and I'm here to do a job. I've got different parts but that's all it means. I don't get offended when somebody says something racy. I grew up on a farm with four male cousins. If they couldn't get me to choke up at the jokes they tell, you're not going to. Or what they talk about. You'll know you've crossed a line when I start talking about what having Johannsen's PMS is like.”

“Ouch,” Bruce said. “Message received.”

“So you were about to impart some wisdom about suits to a fricking useless noob,” Dana said. “Yes, I even know what a FUN is. And I know I'm a fricking useless noob. So you said . . . If I want your advice about wearing suits.”

“Yeah,” Bruce said. “Thing is, we spend about half our watch time in suits. We don't have bays for the Myrmidons, yet. We're on an external spine system.”

“Outside the Troy?” Dana said, her eyes widening.

“No, no,” Bruce said. “We're in the main bay. It's a sort of . . . Well, from the entrance to the bay it looks like a fricking hypodermic needle with warts. It's a tube of steel they welded on the wall. There are fifty shuttles, as of this morning's roster, locked on. So when we have to do an exterior inspection . . .”

“Which by standard is once a day,” Dana said.

“Yeah,” Bruce said. “Well, you have to do it in a suit. So we're in and out of suits pretty much all the time. You're not fully suit qualed, so you're going to have to qual for that before you get really put to work. But when you're qualed, you'll be in and out all the time. So . . . Always, always, always take a dump before watch. You can dump in a suit, but it sucks. And so does doing the maintenance on the fecal matter repository. And getting out of it sucks, especially if you're in a hurry. So take a dump. If you get an inflammation from the catheter, don't hardcore it. See the corpsman. Check your seals. Check your, check your, check your fricking seals. Check 'em for any FOD every day, every time before you put it on, every time you just happen to be going by. When you put it on, do a buddy check if you can. If not, do the best single check you can. And, can I repeat, check your fricking seals?”

“I take it you've been having noobs not checking their seals?” Dana said, chuckling.

“Define noobs,” Bruce said, hitting the 32 button on an elevator. “We had a chief get assigned to us. Straight out of ‘we're going to make you a master space chief' school.”

“They've got one of those?” Dana asked.

“They've got one of those,” Bruce said. “Where do you think we're getting all our chiefs? And you'd think that a Chief Petty Officer with twenty years in the Navy would have learned something called attention to de-tail. By which I am not making a sexual innuendo.”

“I take it he didn't?” Dana said. “I mean, a chief?”

“Decided to make an inspection walk to ensure that ‘maintenance tasks were performing to standard,' ” Bruce said. “Which means ‘people aren't screwing off.' Let me point out that nobody screws off in vacuum, Engineer Apprentice. I am the master of screwing off and even I don't go ghosting in the main bay. But I guess on carriers or something they go hiding out in the escape boats. I dunno, I've never been in what the old timers call the ‘real' Navy. But he knew that somebody, somewhere, was going to be ghosting and the obvious place was clearly hiding in vacuum in the main bay to, I dunno, play null g cards or something!”

“And he didn't check his seals?” Dana said.

“We know that this was his intention because,” Bruce said, pausing as they exited the elevator, “and I do not lie, he left a voice log.” His voice deepened and assumed a pompous tone. “ ‘Sixteen thirty, port watch, performing inspection to ensure maintenance tasks performing to standard.' ”

“Uh . . .” Dana said, blinking. “And the point of leaving a voice log? Aren't we supposed to log actions.”

“Nobody but utter geeks or noobs leaves a personal log,” Bruce said. “I mean, do you regularly narrate your way through the day? ‘2230, arrived Troy. 2243, assigned 142nd Shuttle Wing. 2247, took dump . . . ' I mean, I mean, what is this? Star Trek?”

“Uh,” Dana said, as they got on a grav walk.

“No, to answer my own question,” Bruce said. “This is the Troy. Which exists not to go where no man has gone before and as a vehicle for narration by ham actors, but to sit on the door and pound the ever-living crap out of anybody who comes through the gate we don't like. And as a further word of advice, we do not leave personal voice logs. But fortunately, in this case, we didn't have to have a major Article 32 investigation when Chief Buckley was found a-Dutchman in the main bay. The point of this anecdote is check your seals. Check your navopak . . .”

“Navigation and atmosphere support system?” Dana guessed.

“Right,” Bruce said. “Which everybody calls the navo. Make sure you're capacitors are charged, make sure you got dio . . .”

“Di . . . oh?”

“Sorry,” Bruce said, sighing. “I think the Navy is so addicted to slang we're trying to catch up. Di-oxygen molecules. O2.”

“Oh,” Dana said, starting to feel totally out of her depth.

“To,” Bruce said, grinning. “Get it? Oh-Two? Mono is not good stuff nor is trio. Dio makes you bright. Not too few atoms, not too many. Juuuust right.”

“Okay,” Dana said, grinning. “Monatomic oxygen is pretty nasty stuff. And trio is . . . ozone.”

“Nio is for fun,” Bruce sang, taking a little skip. “Sio makes you sad. And Suo is so very very bad.”

“I won't even try to catch up on those,” Dana said, adjusting her suit on her shoulder.

“We occasionally carry some very scary stuff,” Bruce said. “There's just not enough transport and all the loading bays aren't done yet. So we do a lot of what the oldies call ‘lighter' work. Picking up cargo on freighters and bringing it into bays. The coxswain and engineer have to sign off on the cargo which means at least having a clue about the MSDS.”

“Material Safety Data Sheet,” Dana said.

“Roger,” Bruce said. “Nio: Nitrogen dioxide. Nitrous in other words. You can huff it if you're a druggie type but this stuff is liquid so doing it straight is a baaad idea. We've never actually carried silica dioxide. It's a waste material from grav-well steel production but it rhymes. Suo is sulfur trioxide which we have carried and it's beyond nasty stuff. If you get a fire in it you can open up the ports and watch it burn in vacuum. Which I suppose would be cool . . . And speaking of screwing off,” he continued as they exited another hatch.

The air was filled with the buzz of people and the smell of food. Dana's mouth started to water and she looked around in surprise. It looked pretty much like . . .

“The food court,” Bruce said, waving expansively. “Courtesy of Apollo Mining and LFD Mall Division.”

The food court looked huge at first, rising six stories above the bottom level where they were standing. But then Dana noticed that only the ground floor was in business. There was an angle around a corner she couldn't see into that seemed to stretch into more space.

“There's a mall?” she asked.