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Authors: Nina Rowan
“You've not found a way to marry such diverse interests?”
“They are not nearly as diverse as you might imagine,” Darius explained. “I've recently received a publisher's contract to write a popular encyclopedia of scientific and literary terms to replace some of the more antiquated dictionaries currently available. It is, in fact, the perfect marriage of science, mechanics, and writing.”
“Of course it is.” She sounded as if she were trying not to sound entirely bored.
Darius felt his jaw tighten. From what he'd seen, she had been far more interested in Wilkie's dramatic tales of men in love with mermaids.
“He appears quite taken with you.” The observation escaped Darius's mouth before it had even fully formed in his brain. The peculiarity of such a processâhe
always
thought before he spokeâwas even more unnerving than the direct way Penelope Darlington was gazing at him.
“He is,” she replied frankly.
Darius suppressed another rustle of irritation. “What do you know of his character? My sister tells me he's got quite a reputation for being a rakish sort of fellow prone to pursuing young women of higher standing. Likely because his family has fallen upon difficult times.”
Penelope's eyes flashed with blue fire. “Exactly like my father, aren't you, Mr. Hall? He said almost the exact same thing.”
“And you still don't believe it?”
“No, I do not. And if Mr. Wilkie's family has fallen upon difficult times, it matters naught to me. Everyone knows that a gentleman does not pursue a shopkeeper's daughter for her fortune.”
Even Darius had to acknowledge the truth of that. Yet, gentleman or not, any man
would
pursue Penelope Darlington for her beauty.
“You're standing beneath the mistletoe,” he said. Again, the remark simply emerged without prior formation. He was beginning to feel unbalanced by the strange effect this woman had on him.
“I beg your pardon?”
Darius pointed upward to where a sprig of ribbon-wrapped mistletoe dangled from the doorway just above Penelope's head. She followed his line of sight, two spots of color appearing on her cheeks as her lips parted. He half expected her to step away from him, but insteadâunless he was imagining itâshe seemed to shift an infinitesimal degree closer. Warmth unfurled in his blood.
“One who stands beneath the mistletoe requires a kiss,” he continued, unable to follow the direction of his thoughts, which no longer seemed to be his own.
Neither did his body, which had surrendered to the wild beating of his heart and an odd shortness of breath. He wanted to unfasten his cravat and feel cool air against his skin because this proximity to Penelope was making him hot from the inside out, and nothing he told himself would quell the sensation.
He could not stop staring at her lips. They were pink and plump, with an indentation in the top lip. If he were to place his finger there, it would fit perfectly within that little notch. So too would the tip of his tongue.
Columna. Colures. Comata.
Combustion.
An inflammation of light and heat. He felt the explosion in his chest at the thought of settling his mouth against Penelope Darlington's perfect lips, feeling her body pressed to his, sliding one hand to the back of her neck so he could angle her head and deepen the intensity of the kissâ¦
“I don't believe in such fables, Mr. Hall.” Her clear voice sliced through his imaginings.
Darius didn't have
imaginings
. At least, he hadn't before now. Certainly not ones about kissing Penelope Darlington, her hands clutching his shoulders and her hips arching into hisâ¦
Darius drew in a hard breath and attempted to regain control of his unruly thoughts and even more uncontrollable body.
“You'd take the chance, then?” he asked.
“What chance?” she asked, resting one slender hand against the doorjamb as if for support. She still hadn't moved away from him. Her cheeks were still flushed pink, and her scent filled his head.
“If a woman is denied a kiss while standing beneath the mistletoe, it is foretold that she will not marry the following year,” Darius said.
“Is that so?”
“Indeed.”
Penelope laughed that bell-laugh again, and for an instant Darius thought she had read his desires.
“Oh, Mr. Hall, I assure you,” she said, and then she took a step away from him. A cool breeze swept into the empty space where she had just been standing.
“I shall marry,” Penelope said. “Most certainly, I shall. And I need not even wait until next year.”
Darius frowned. His analytical brain fit the pieces of that puzzle together with ease. And he did not like the result one bit.
“I didn't know you were planning a wedding, Miss Darlington.”
“You don't know much about me at all, Mr. Hall.”
“I know you'll not find any exhilaration with Simon Wilkie.”
Her eyes widened, and she took a startled step back. “W-what?”
“If that is what you still seek, he is not the one who will provide it.”
“What do you know of such things?” Penelope asked, her voice tightening. “In all those years you visited my father's shop, I'd never known a more serious, practical person. Far more interested in gears, levers, and the workings of machines rather thanâ¦than⦔
“Exhilaration?” Darius supplied.
The color darkened on her cheeks. “Rather than
life
, Mr. Hall.”
He stared at her. The obedient, dutiful Penelope Darlington was telling him he didn't know how to properly live?
“I've no idea what you're talking about,” he said.
“Of course you don't because you've never felt it.” She extended a forefinger and poked him in the chest. “When I tried to explain it to you, you looked at me as if I'd gone mad. People like you know nothing about intangibles, all those things someone can feel inside and not have any idea what to do with. Things that have nothing to do with duty and practicality and everything to do with wanting to
feel
.”
“I know how to feel, Miss Darlington.” He moved closer to her, lowering his voice a notch. “I assure you.”
“You do not.” She lifted her chin, though a visible tremor went through her. “That day when I tried to tell you about being daring and bold, feeling joy and, yes, exhilaration,
you
started talking about the components of the atmosphere. I mean, really, of all the ridiculous things one could say to a girl who simply wanted aâ”
All thought fled from Darius's brain. He grasped the back of Penelope's neck and lowered his head.
Combustion
.
Heat flared through him as he captured the gasp of shock that escaped her parted lips. He tightened his grip just enough to indicate that he would not allow her to escape as he pressed his mouth to hers. He curved his other hand around her waist, pulling her closer, heedless of the impropriety of such an act.
He felt her stiffen. He did not release her. He settled his mouth more firmly across hers and let the taste of her spread into his blood. If Penelope Darlington wanted sensation and feeling, then, God in heaven, he would prove that
he
was the one who could show such things to her, not the likes of that damned Scotsman.
A little whimper emerged from Penelope's throat. The sound settled in Darius's groin. Her breasts pressed against his chest, and he curled his fingers into her waist as heat flooded his lower body. She tasted like everything deliciousâpeppermint drops, lemon icing, strawberry meringue, vanilla cream. Then their tongues touched, and he could hardly remember who he was. His mind fogged with pleasure and hot imaginings of what else he wanted to do with her.
He wanted to ease the ice-blue gown from her shoulders. He wanted to pull the pins from her glossy brown hair and watch it tumble in waves down her back. He wanted toâ
She kissed him back. Her body softened against his, her fingers tightening on his arms. Her lips moved over his with a hunger he should have found shocking in a young woman of her respectability, but instead it seemed utterly natural. As if she were releasing something that had been locked inside her, a dam breaking open. A soft groan spilled from her into him. Darius moved his hand to her nape, angling her head to deepen the kiss, wanting her more with every brush of her bodyâ¦
With a gasp, Penelope yanked herself away from him. Shock darkened her blue eyes to the color of the sea. She pressed her hand to her mouth. Darius's chest heaved as he tried to rein in his control. Electricity crackled in the air between them.
“What⦔ Penelope drew in a breath, her expression darkening with anger. “Howâ¦how dare you kiss me? What kind ofâ”
“I told you about the atmosphere,” Darius interrupted, surprised by the fact that his voice didn't shake, “because you said you didn't want to be invisible. The atmosphere is invisible, yet it is what makes the earth both habitable and beautiful. It helps us to breathe and live. It reflects and scatters light. It makes the stars illuminate the sky. All
because
it is invisible.”
She stared at him. “What am I to infer from that? That I should sit quietly and continue to do as I'm told? Just like I've always done? Let the world spin around me while I simplyâ¦wait?”
Darius cursed inwardly. “No. I meantâ”
“Never mind what you meant,” Penelope snapped. “I don't know who you are, Mr. Hall, and I am quite certain you don't know me. You never will.”
She spun on her heel and stalked toward the ballroom. As Darius watched her go, a certainty rose with utter clarity to his mind.
Yes, I will, Miss Darlington.
Wick, Scotland
T
he Scottish Highlands were saturated with a gloomy, romantic history of clan wars and rebellion. There was a wildness to this place of vast valleys, crumbling castles, and hamlets that grew like mushrooms at the base of mountains. Fog swept ghostlike over the lochs, and the thick scent of salt clung to the air hovering over the coast.
Penelope sensed, too, how the wild beauty of the land could set one's blood aflame, how it could incite one to be courageous.
Unless one happened to go by the name of
Simon Wilkie
, in which case one shrank into a quivering mass of jelly.
Penelope sighed. In addition to the unpleasant discovery that the man she'd run off with was, in fact, not a man at all, she had heard more apologies in the past two days than she'd heard in all of her nineteen years.
“I'm so sorry, Penny.” “Sorry, lass.” “No, Miss Darlington, I do apologize.” “It's not here, lass, I'm sorry.”
This most recent apology sent Penelope's heart plummeting even further, which seemed utterly incomprehensible. She'd believed her heart had sunk as far into despair as it could possibly go.
She'd been wrong.
“Itâ¦it must be here.” She spoke through lips numb with cold. Until she'd been abandoned so far north, she hadn't known such cold existed. “It was sent two days ago from Kirkwall, and I⦔
“Sorry, lass.” The innkeeper shrugged, apparently unconcerned with her plight despite his apology. “It hasn't arrived yet.”
Penelope tightened her fingers on the edge of the worn counter. Her stomach rumbled with hunger. She cast a glance at the dining room, which contained a few rickety tables and chairs. The fireplace was cold and black, and the floor dusty.
“Well, I've a room, at least,” she said. “Perhaps my luggage will arrive later today.”
“Mail's already been through.” The innkeeper peered at her over the tops of his spectacles, assessing the damp state of her cloak and hair. “Ye can afford the room?”
“Of course,” Penelope replied frostily, although her heart descended yet another few inches. The remainder of her money was in her portmanteau, which was supposed to have been waiting for her at the inn. She silently cursed Simon for the hundredth time, and in a most unladylike fashion. “Please, show me to my room at once.”
The innkeeper pushed the ledger toward her to sign, then took a key from the rack behind him and led her up the stairs to a small but clean room. The hearth was stacked with wood, and the innkeeper muttered beneath his breath as he lit the fire.
“Water closet is down the hall,” he said, his eyes still narrowed with suspicion.
Penelope drew her shoulders back and gave him a firm nod, shutting the door after him with a decisive
click
.
Only after she heard his footsteps descend the stairs did she sink onto a chair by the fire and hold out her cold hands to the flames. If nothing else, at least she could be grateful for the heat of the fire.
She removed her boots and put them closer to the flames to dry. Then she dug into her pocket and pulled out what little money she had left.
Down went her heart. Three shillings. She couldn't possibly get back to Inverness with three shillings. And if she paid for a night's stay at the inn, she'd have nothing left tomorrow unless her portmanteau arrived by post.
Surely it would. That coward Simon had sent the blasted thing off before he'd even told her he couldn't, in fact, marry her. Penelope had been so incandescent with rage that she hadn't wondered why he'd gone and done such a thing.
Now, somewhat thawed and dried by the fire, she realized he'd done it to lessen the risk of her opposition. He'd sent off her portmanteau and made her travel arrangements back to Wick in the hopes that she'd storm off with the anger of a woman betrayed.
Which is exactly what she had done.
Penelope blinked back tears of renewed fury. There were many ways she had imagined the end to her engagement, and none of them had included being ousted from a damp, dark castle while her once-future mother-in-law pierced her with a stare so disapproving that Penelope felt as if she were being damned.
And yet, in the center of her heartâwhich was still somewhere in the vicinity of her toesâshe was relieved by Simon's cowardly betrayal. Over the past week, her misgivings had grown stronger with every mile they'd traveled from London through the desolate expanse of northern Scotland and into the Orkney Islands. Then when they'd arrived at his family estate, Penelope had struggled with the notion of living there for the rest of her life, much less under the thumb of Simon's overbearing mother.
“Och.” As they stood outside the castle, Simon had smiled that beautiful smile that had once made Penelope's breath catch in her throat. “I reckon we were a wee bit hasty in our flight, eh?”
“Perhaps you were a wee bit hasty in choosing your prey,” she'd retorted.
He looked stung. “I hadn't thought of ye as my prey, Penelope. I did want to marry you. It's just that my maw⦔ He glanced back at his mother, as if afraid she could hear him even from a distance. “I canna go against me own kin.”
“Then why did you ask me to come with you?” Penelope asked, though she already knew the answer. She'd been Simon's last hope this year to snare a woman whose family wealth might salvage the Wilkie clan's fortunes. But the daughter of a shopkeeper was not good enough for Mrs. Wilkie.
No. She wasn't merely
not good enough
. She was just plain unacceptable.
“I loved you, Penny, you ken that. And ye'd have made a good wife, ifâ¦if all'd gone as I'd hoped.” He tried to smile again, but this time it came across as a grimace. “Maw does have her expectations.”
Of course Maw did. And Maw's expectations did not include the daughter of a shopkeeper, no matter how prominent Henry Darlington had become over the years. But Simon's expectations, on the other handâ¦
Penelope's fists clenched so hard that her fingernails dug into her palms. She didn't know whether she was angrier with Simon or herself. A foolish, stupid girl she was to think Simon Wilkie would actually give her everything he promised. Including his name.
She pushed up from the chair and paced to the window. At least she had another dress in her valise, though no nightclothes since she'd expected her portmanteau to be waiting. She splashed cold water on her face from the pitcher on the table, then changed clothes and went downstairs.
The smells of soup and bread wafted from the dining room. Her stomach rumbled again, reminding her that she hadn't eaten since breakfast. And that if she paid for supper, she'd have, at most, a shilling left.
Penelope approached the front counter, forcing herself to give the innkeeper what she hoped was a winsome smile.
“Mr. Harvey, I've been traveling since morning and haven't had a chance to take either lunch or tea. My purse will arrive tomorrow with my portmanteau, but I'd hoped you wouldn't mind if Iâ”
He shook his head. “And if yer portmanteau dinna arrive, Miss Darlington?”
With effort, Penelope kept her smile in place. “Oh, it will, Mr. Harvey. I assure you it will.”
It did not. The next day the mail came and went without the delivery of Penelope's portmanteau. Finally in the late afternoon Mr. Harvey relented and allowed her to take tea and toast, both issued with the warning that he would inform the constable if she were unable to pay her bill.
After devouring the scant meal, Penelope paced her room again, at a loss for what to do. God strike her down if she became desperate enough to try to return to Belman Castle. Yet it would cost her at least ten shillings to pay for transport to Inverness, where she could find a telegraph office andâ¦
With a groan, Penelope sank onto the narrow bed.
â¦send a telegraph to her father in London that she was in dire straits and needed help.
Oh, heavens. If Henry Darlington hadn't already disowned her, surely the receipt of such a message would have him redrawing his will within an hour.
No. She couldn't possibly do such a thing. Her father had disliked Simon to begin with, and he'd no doubt instruct her to find her own way home.
If she even had a home anymore.
Penelope stood up and grabbed her cloak. No sense in wallowing over the hopelessness of her situation. Wick was a market town dependent on the herring industry, so surely she could find some form of work. Just something to earn enough money to get her out of this wretched town to Inverness, where she would be better able to determine her next step.
“Where ye be goin', lass?” Mr. Harvey snapped as she hurried to the front door.
“Er, just out to take some air, Mr. Harvey,” Penelope replied brightly. She had come to realize she was the only guest at the inn, which put her a bit at ease. At least the innkeeper couldn't force her out on the basis of not having enough rooms available. “My valise is still in my room, should you require assurance as to my return.”
She left before Mr. Harvey could respond. A rush of icy air blasted against her face as she went outside, and her nose filled with the smells of salt water and fish. Although it wasn't yet three in the afternoon, twilight was already beginning to descend. A cold rain trickled from the gray sky, creating puddles of mud on the dirt roads.
Penelope's boots sank into the mud as she went toward the port, where fishing boats rocked in the wind and a lighthouse stood guard near the shoreline. Aside from a cat slinking over the docks looking for shelter, there was no one at the piers.
Penelope turned and went into town. Gray stone buildings lined the main street, and the wind blew in the faint smell of whisky from the town's distillery. Penelope stopped at the butcher's shop, a fish market, and a grocer's, but the men shook their heads when she inquired about work.
“Ye'd not be likely ta find anything after fishin' season, lass,” the grocer told her.
Penelope thanked him and plodded on through the growing darkness. Surely there had to be somethingâ¦She stopped. A shop window beckoned to her like a talisman. Iced cakes and buns sat piled on plates, surrounded by decorative holly and Christmas ornaments.
She hurried to pull open the door and inhaled a warm rush of cinnamon-and-sugar-scented air. Longing tightened her chest, surprising her with its speed and intensity. Twelfth Night cakes and loaves of bread sat upon the counter, and the baker bustled out from the workroom with a tray of comfits.
“Help ye, lass?” he asked as he began setting the comfits on a plate.
“Iâ¦I'm looking for work,” Penelope said. “Just for a few days. I'm new to town, but I'm a hard worker. My father owns a bakery and confectionery in London, so I know all about how your establishment operates. You must have an increase in customers before Christmas. I know my father always does.”
He studied her for a moment. “You worked in your father's shop?”
“Oh, yes. I spent most of my childhood there too. I can arrange the displays, assist customers, even help with decorating the cakes.” She wasn't too certain about that last bit, but she'd watched her father ice cakes enough times that she could no doubt muddle her way through.
The baker shook his head with evident regret. “Sorry, lass. Me boys are here ta help for the holidays.”
When Penelope sighed with disappointment, the baker extended a small cake. “Take one of these, if ye like.”
Penelope touched the coins still in her pocket. Foolish thing, to waste her money on a Christmas cakeâ¦
“Go on, then.” The baker set the cake on the counter and waved his hand toward it.
Surrendering to the urge, Penelope thanked the kind man and took the still-warm cake, cradling it in her palms as she returned to the inn.
She hurried upstairs to her room, where the pot of tea still rested on a table. Not caring that the tea was now cold, Penelope poured a cup and sat beside the fire as she ate the sweet cake.
The taste of cinnamon elicited a new sorrow, and again that peculiar longing for her father's shop at Christmastide. If she closed her eyes, she could picture the customers crowded around the counter buying chocolate drops, her father bustling around with a tray of almond cakes, the faintly bitter scent of cocoa drifting from the workroomâ¦and herself sitting invisible in the corner.
She blinked back tears. She was proud of her father. He'd worked hard to make Darlington's Confectionery a successful establishment. She didn't resent him because of the time and labor involved in owning a business that had drawn the approval of Her Majesty. And with the promise of a royal warrant, Darlington's Confectionery was poised on the brink of the country's greatest approbation.
Penelope would be a selfish girl indeed if she begrudged her father such success. She just wished he had realized she was more than the obedient daughter he'd always expected her to be. She wished he
hoped
as much for her as she hoped for herself.
After finishing the cake, Penelope crawled into bed and tried to sleep. She was up at dawn the following morning and set forth again to try to find work. A seamstress finally allowed her to hem a gentleman's waistcoat for two pence, and though the pay was meager, the woman offered her a supper of boiled ham, potatoes, and bread. Penelope devoured half of the meal and wrapped the rest in newspaper to save for later.
The seamstress had no work for her the next day, so Penelope inquired at the fishmonger's and the tavern. The owners of both establishments declined her offer, and Penelope soon found herself wishing that it were the proper season for herring fishing. She imagined she'd be quite good at scaling fish with a sharp knife, especially if she imagined the fish was Simon Wilkie.
Penelope returned to the inn, where Mr. Harvey was standing behind the counter. She found an odd sort of comfort in the fact that the innkeeper was always
there
.