Under the Jolly Roger: Being an Account of the Further Nautical Adventures of Jacky Faber (28 page)

My mouth drops open and there is the roar of a pistol firing, but it is not that pistol, no, it is the pistol in the hand of Joseph Jared, which he has just fired next to my ear.

I'm seeing all this as in a dream. A small hole has appeared in the well-dressed man's forehead. He stares sightlessly forward for a moment, then crumples to the deck, the pistol falling from his hand. I stand stunned, my mouth still open.

Jared whips me around and puts me up against the bulkhead. He grins his damned cocky grin and says, "That's at least three times I've saved your life, Puss-in-Boots, and now I'm gonna collect some reward." And he kisses me hard on my still-open mouth.
Long
and hard.

Finally, he backs off and looks at me, smiling. "First time you've ever been kissed by a man, Puss? A
real
man?"

I come back to my senses and say, breathlessly, "Put out the fire, Jared."

"If you mean the fire down below, Jacky, that will never go out...," he says, coming for me again.

"The fire on the desk, you fool!"

He turns and looks and then smothers it with a pillow from the man's bed. While he does it, I go over and grab the bag the man was stuffing with papers. I have to pull it from under his body. I lift it and discover the bag is weighted, like it's designed to be thrown overboard and sunk with its contents.

I look at the papers. Some are letters in English, some in French. Some are meaningless collections of letters. I think on this.

Codes. Spies. The blinking lights on the beach. So, along with everything else he was, Captain Scroggs was a traitor as well. The lights signaled that a spy would be crossing the next day and the
Wolverine
had to be kept well away.

"Gather up this stuff, Joseph. Miss none of it. This is very important. This is more important than me or you..."
or anything else you might have in mind, Joseph Jared.
"This is going to be of great interest back at the Admiralty, and this is going to guarantee our prize money!"

He's right. It is the first time I've ever been kissed by a full-grown man. Kissed that way, anyway.

I should have bitten his tongue ... but I didn't.

The cargo of
L'Emeraude,
aside from spies, was French perfume—there were boxes and boxes of tissue-wrapped bottles of the stuff. I had it all taken over to the
Wolverine
and stowed below. 'Course I took some for myself—enough to last several lifetimes, probably.

The dead spy is stripped of his clothes and a chain with a weight attached is wrapped around his neck and he is thrown overboard without ceremony. I take the papers back to my cabin and tell Private Rodgers that I am not to be disturbed by anybody, and then I go through them carefully. I compare them to the coded things I had found in Scroggs's safe, and they look mighty similar. Some of the letters are in code, some not. I am able to cipher out reports of English troop movements, descriptions of shore fortifications, and things of a like nature.
Things an invading army would want to know.

It seems our spy had several names. Kopp. Boland. And his code name was
Defiant.
I think for a bit and then I go get a few selected men and some equipment. I coach these men in their duties, set them up, and then go down in the hold to see my supposed smuggler, Mr. Frederick Luce.

I wear my pistols down for this interview, as well as my sword, and, for good measure, I tie a large kerchief around my head. Luce looks up at me from the bench, and he doesn't look at all happy to see me.

I cross my arms on my chest above my guns and just look at him for a while. Then I say, "We caught a spy on the last ship we have taken and..."

NOOOOOOOOaaaaaaaaaaEEEEEEEEEaaahhhhh!

The ear-piercing shriek comes from someone just beyond the closed door of the hatch, and then a muffled plea,
No, no, please, no!
and then another shriek. Mr. Luce goes white. There is the sizzling sound of red-hot metal touching bare skin and then the smell of burnt flesh comes under the door. Another scream.

"... and we are interrogating him. I thought I might tell you that so you do not take alarm." With that, I turn and go out the door, leaving him openmouthed with horror.

In the next room Peter Drake is leaning up against a bulkhead placidly smoking a pipe and a grinning seaman named Ozgood is sitting in a chair. I had asked the crew if there were any actors among them and all said that Ozgood was just the thing, him not being good for much else in the way of seamanship, that's for sure. He had been doing
Hamlet
last year in London when he had stepped outside into an alley during intermission for a little hanky-panky with Ophelia, and he was set upon by a press-gang. The ragged remnants of his costume still cling to him. He has taken the whole thing with relative good humor, but he feels certain that his understudy had set him up to be taken by the press-gang and does intend to kill him when he gets back.

I cover my ears and nod and Ozgood roars out
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MISS, NOOOO!
then Seaman Langley takes the hot poker from its bed of coals in the little brazier and puts it on the hunk of salt pork lying on the deck next to the bottom of the door. Then Ozgood screams again.
My God, what a pair of lungs!
Guess he never had trouble in being heard back in the cheap seats.

I signal to him to tone it down some and he trails off in a welter of moans and pleas and small cries of despair. He's really pretty good, if a bit of a ham.

I wait awhile, then signal Ozgood to do some hopeless whining and weeping and he certainly sounds like a soul in deep despair. I open the door and go back in to Mr. Luce.

He sits there ashen.

I dust off my hands. "That was distasteful. It is a shame that I will have to do the same to you. You see, your Mr. Kopp—or is it Boland?—has given you up as a fellow spy.
Defiant
didn't turn out to be very defiant at all. He named you and many others..." and here I reel off a list of names I had culled from the captured papers, looking at him as if he were the scum of the earth, which, of course, he is.

"What are you?" he whimpers. "What kind of monster are you..."

"I'll show you," I say, without a trace of emotion. I call back through the open door, "All right, in here now."

Ozgood troops into the room, hunched over with a coil of rope on his shoulder, his face now transformed into that of a gleeful and demented torturer. He is followed by Drake, jiggling his keys to the cell, and followed, in turn, by Langley, who carries the smoking brazier in which is buried the red-hot poker.

"We will first open the cage, then strip him, and then tie him to the chair. Then we'll get started. Come on, let's get this done."

Luce gapes at us as Drake singles out a key and puts it in the lock. He looks at my expressionless face. He looks at the hot poker. He looks at Ozgood, who looks at him and giggles and drools.

"Wuh ... wuh ... wait ... I'll tell you everything I know."

I go up to take a turn about the deck to clear my head. I look out toward the west, hoping soon to see Robin and the prize crews returning. I open and close my right hand several times to get the cramps out of it. I had spent an hour sitting next to the cell, writing down what Luce had to say. He did have lots to say
—Better the noose back in England than what

the fiendish Captain Jacky Faber, Piratical Scourge of the Coast of France, had in store for you today, hey, you poor fool?

I pull the kerchief off my head and let the breeze blow through my hair. I don't like spies and sneaky stuff, and I didn't enjoy doing what I just did, but I felt it had to be done. As usual, the sight of the sea and sky and scudding clouds soothes my mind, if not completely scrubbing my soul free from guilt.

I shake my head free of these thoughts and go see that things are all well with the quarterdeck watch, and then I go back toward my cabin. I must make my final preparations. Maybe a little snack, a glass of wine. That was hot work today.

When I enter, I'm startled to see Higgins standing there holding a razor. There is a bucket of hot, steaming water placed next to a chair, and the washstand has on it a shaving mug and brush all soaped up and foamy. He strops the razor back and forth on a belt that is hung on a hook by the washstand. Always wondered what that hook was for, and now I know ... but
what?
He's going to shave himself in my quarters?

I should have known better.

"Your ankles, Miss. We must do something about them. If you would take off your trousers and sit down?"

He notices my lifted eyebrows.

"The Misses Hollingsworth, Esther and Ruth, and other young ladies in Lord Hollingsworth's household. I used to perform this task for them."

I take off my jacket and drop my trousers and sit down. I pull my drawers up over my knees and put my left foot in the bucket. He kneels down and takes the shaving brush and soaps it up and applies it to my ankle and calf. It feels wondrous good, and it won't hurt my feet any to get washed, either.

He gives the razor a few more sharpening swipes and then sets to work. He is very skilled and is soon done.

It was not at all unpleasant.

"Now if you would remove your shirt and lift your right arm?"

What?

"If we are going back into Society, Miss ... The new fashions, you know, will require it."

"Higgins, you gotta know I ain't much of a lady."

"You'll do, Miss. You'll do just fine."

I doff my shirt and lift my right arm.

Newly hairless in some parts, I have my three senior officers, Jared, Harkness, and Drake, to dinner. We have eaten and are well into the wine when I ask Higgins to bring over a certain tray. There are four leather bags on it.

I take the three smaller bags and toss one in front of each of them. The bags clink and the men pick them up and heft them. They know what they are.

"This is the money we have taken from the passengers and captains of the prize ships. We do not know what the Prize Court will do and I want you to be rewarded for your loyalty. We all know I could not have done this without the help of you three.

"You will keep this secret—what the Admiralty doesn't know won't hurt it. This larger bag, I want divided up amongst the crew, so they will at least have something to jingle in their pockets when next they hit port. Tomorrow is Sunday, and I intend to hold Church. We will have inspection, and then we will divide up these spoils. Agreed?"

All three pouches disappear inside jackets.

Jared, of course, has to grin his cocky grin at me. "The Captain of
L'Emeraude
was right, Captain. You do have the heart of a pirate."

I take a sip of wine and let that go, mainly 'cause he's right.

I see Peter Drake regarding me for a long while. "What is it, Peter?" I ask.

"Do you really believe the Admiralty will give you a Captain's share?"

"I am not so stupid, as I hope you know by now. No, and here is how I intend to take my rightful share."

And then I lean in and tell them.

I'm not halfway through my morning eggs when I hear the call go out, "Sail ho! Two points on the port quarter!"

I grab my long glass and rush outside. Port side! We're on the northern leg of our patrol so that means the side toward Britain! Maybe...

I shoot up to the foretop, scattering ship's boys to the outer edges, and train my glass. It is a small cutter ... getting closer ... closer ... is that a midshipman's jacket on that man standing by the mast? Can't quite see...

"What is it, Captain?"

"Don't know yet, Tucker, but I hope ... Yes!" I exult.
It's Robin and the prize crews!
I slide back down to the deck.

"I'll be below, Jack," I say to Mr. Harkness, who has the watch. "Send word to me when they are alongside!"

Higgins stands next to the remains of my breakfast.

"Higgins! We must prepare! This is our last day aboard!"

He is calm and pulls out my chair.

"Plenty of time for that, Miss. For now, you must finish your breakfast."

***

I stuff down the breakfast and then open my drawer. I take out the packet of papers concerning the spies and say, "You must wrap these in oiled paper and then oilskins. You must guard them with your life, Higgins, as they are the most valuable thing we have, even more valuable than this." And with that I pull out Captain Scroggs's money bag and thrust it into his hands.

He takes it, but says nothing, he only nods, but I think I see emotion writ on his face, that I would trust him with such wealth.

"Hurry! Not a moment to lose!"

"Now, Miss. We have plenty of time. You take care of your duties and I will take care of mine."

"Mr. Raeburne! You could not be more welcome! Come, tell me the news!" I say as he comes over the side and we go down into the cabin.

Robin storms into the room and puts his arm around my waist and twirls me around and then bends me over backwards and brings his face down toward mine ... and then he notices that Jared, Harkness, and Drake are standing in a line beside the table, and Higgins is pulling out a chair for me to sit in. Robin looks hard at me and then lifts me back up to my feet.

"
Harrumph,
" he says, and bows, all red in the face. "Forgive me. I hope I did not give offense."

"None taken," says I briskly, sitting down. Higgins pulls out the chairs and seats Robin and the others.

Jared looks at Robin with ill-concealed contempt, the disdain a self-made man feels for the man born to wealth and privilege. Were it not for the fact I was here, that feeling would never have been shown outright, but ... I give Jared a look and a kick under the table.

"So," I say, clasping my hands together and placing them on the tabletop in a schoolgirl way. "We have all of us here together. What news, Robin?"

Robin glares at Jared and says, "All of the prizes and their cargoes have been registered with the Prize Court. As always, there are problems—you have stepped on some toes, Jacky, make no mistake about it."