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Dave Gold
I am the reigning Big Bass CHAMPION. Please show me appropriate respect the next time that we meet.
Location: Hott Wheelz (KING). Putnam, CT.

Nate → Dave Gold
I really think that what we should be talking about is the fact that you’re now the King of a toy car store. Not good, dude.
Location: 65 Vineyard Drive. Martha’s Vineyard, MA.

La Lisa → Nate, Dave Gold
THANK YOU.
Location: Putnam Hyatt. Putnam, CT.

Dave Gold → La Lisa, Nate
They are not TOY CARS. They are miniature automotive models built to scale.
Location: Hott Wheelz (KING). Putnam, CT.

Nate → Dave Gold
Just keep telling yourself that.
Location: 65 Vineyard Drive. Martha’s Vineyard, MA.

Rue → M
²
Mad, are you working today? Want to hang out? I’m up for anything other than finger painting or watching anything Wubbzy related.
Location: 28 Waverly Terrace. Putnam, CT.

Schuyler → M
²
Mad, is everything okay? Didn’t hear from you last night.
Location: Central Pool, Stanwich Yacht Club. Stanwich, CT.

La Lisa → M
²
Oui, Mad—what’s up with the silence mysterieuse?
Location: Putnam Hyatt. Putnam, CT.

M
²
→ Rue, Schuyler, La Lisa
So sorry, guys. Stuff’s been happening this morning. Can we all meet at Stubbs when Shy and Lisa are done with work?
Location: 76 Winthrop Road. Putnam, CT.

Schuyler → M
²
, Rue, La Lisa
Sure! 5:30?
Location: Central Pool, Stanwich Yacht Club. Stanwich, CT.

La Lisa → M
²
, Rue, Schuyler
Tres bien! C’est un rendezvous!
Location: Putnam Hyatt. Putnam, CT.

Rue → M
²
, La Lisa, Schuyler
Sounds great!
Location: 28 Waverly Terrace. Putnam, CT.