Authors: Mike Carey
Tags: #Mystery, #Fantasy, #Paranormal, #Horror, #Crime, #Urban Fantasy
“To damage me, then.” He was trying to get his legs under him and stand up without using his hands, which were still high in the air.
“Damage you. Right.” I crossed to the window and tried to open it. Nothing doing: the sash was nailed down solid. I smashed it instead, raising a wail of indignation from Nicky, and dropped the gun out of the window onto the weed-choked sprawl of asphalt that used to be the cinema’s car park—a party favor for the next courting couple who decided to take a walk through the long grass.
Then I turned to face him again. He lowered his hands and came across to look out of the window, then favored me with a resentful scowl. I noticed for the first time that he was wearing a butcher’s apron over his usual Zegna suit. It was an odd and unsettling combination, even though the stains on it were mulch-green and mud-brown rather than bloodred.
You know what you’re getting with Nicky, most of the time. He was paranoid even before he died, and if anything that event had only reinforced his conviction that the universe was out to get him. So I wasn’t really surprised by any of this: just morbidly curious as to what exactly had triggered it.
“Why the fuck would I want to damage you?” I asked him. “No, let me rephrase that. I want to damage you all the time—but why would I choose today to de-repress?”
He was sullen and defensive. “Why does anybody choose a particular time to freak out? All I know is that a lot of people are choosing now. Did that get by you somehow? I thought you had this big umbilical thing going with London. Tuned in to the . . . zeitgeist. City geist. Whatever. So if a whole lot of Londoners eat poison and lose their minds, I thought there was a chance you might get brainsick, too. But I guess today you were receiving on other wavelengths.” He could see that none of this meant anything to me—and also that I was starting to look a little pissed off—so he came in again from a slightly less oblique angle. “You know how many murders there are in London in the average year, Castor?”
“Nope. I don’t. I know we’re behind New York but trying harder.”
Out of nowhere he put on a smug look that I instantly recognized—the look he gets when he’s dealing out arcane knowledge from undisclosed sources. “About a hundred and fifty. Worst year on record, a hundred and ninety-three. There was a big spike last year, but generally the rate stands nice and steady at two point four per annum per hundred thousand head of population. Say, one every couple of days, or just over. Know how many there were last night?”
“Again, no.”
“Seven. Plus two arguables, and six old-school tries. And that’s not counting in the rapes, the mutilations, the aggravated assaults. Sick shit for all the family, in a dozen different flavors. I’m telling you, Castor, we’re way, way over to the right of the bell-shaped curve.” He glanced off across the room, nodded toward the computer workstation. “Take a look.”
I shot him a wary glance, but at least he wasn’t armed now, and we seemed to be back on comfortable territory—wild conspiracy theories and tortured statistics. I walked over to the computer and glanced at the two monitors that he’s got set up kitty-corner-wise in the corner of the room. A whole lot of files were open on the desktop, and most of them were stories from Internet news feeds.
UXBRIDGE
MAN
SLAIN
WITH
OWN
TIE
WOMAN
IN
REGENT’S
CANAL
WAS
MURDERED
,
POLICE
SAY
HUSBAND
AND
WIFE
SLAIN
,
EXECUTION
STYLE
SHOOT-OUT
AT
TESCO
METRO
It did seem to have been a bad day—especially given that it was a Sunday, when most people in London are traditionally sleeping off hangovers or washing their cars. I took hold of the mouse and minimized some of the windows: there were more stories behind them, stacked one on top of another in an infinite regression of atrocities.
“You see?” said Nicky. “A sensible man takes precautions.”
“How would you know?” I countered. “So what, you think London lost its collective mind last night?”
“Well, it certainly looked into the abyss. And the abyss gazes also, know what I mean?”
“Right. So you get yourself a gun. How do you know you’re part of the solution rather than part of the problem, Nicky?”
He frowned, stopped in his tracks. “What?”
“There’s an outbreak of murder and mayhem. You get scared, decide to make sure you don’t end up on the wrong end of it, and the next thing you know, you’re waving automatic weapons at close friends. There’s such a thing as friendly fire, you moron.”
“Friendly—?” He thought this over, looking like he’d sucked on a lemon and discovered that he still had some functional taste buds. He got sullen and defensive. “Hey, don’t you fuck with my head, Castor—it’s not funny. Whatever the hell happened, these killings were geographically clustered, okay? So we’re talking a chemical or bacteriological agent, or something like that—something dispersed in either air or water. I don’t drink water. I don’t metabolize oxygen. There’s no logical way I could be infected.”
I nodded understandingly, mainly to make him shut up. “Nicky, seven murders in one night is one for the record books—but only until some industrious soul takes it up to eight. It’s like every other summer is the hottest summer on record.”
“That’s just because of global warming.”
“Right. And this is because of global rabies. That’s how records work, Nicky: they keep going up because they can’t go down. Anyway, leaving all this bullshit aside for a moment, I’m going to need a favor.”
He didn’t unbend: clearly it hurt his pride that I’d out-paranoided him with my “part of the problem” remark. “I’m not in the mood to do you any favors, Castor. You stamped on my wrist. You realize what I’d have to go through to repair a bone? I got no antibodies. I got no fucking white cells. I’ve just got my own two hands.”
“I brought you a present.”
“Like I care.” I was going to count the seconds, but the pause was too short. “What is it?”
My relationship with Nicky is based on several distinct layers of ruthless pragmatism. Being dead, and risen again in the flesh (I’m avoiding the contentious term “zombie,” which these days the government is calling hate-speech) Nicky doesn’t get about as much as he used to. He prefers to keep his body chilled to a level where the processes of organic decay can be slowed to a manageable minimum. He still has a subtle aroma of formaldehyde and foie gras, but he takes the edge off it with Old Spice aftershave, and since most other dead-alive people I’ve met smell like a freezer full of spoiled meat, that’s quite impressive.
But his limited mobility means that in some respects now he has to rely on the kindness of strangers—those comparatively rare strangers who don’t find the company of the dead uncongenial. So whenever I want something from him, I bring him a little gift to sweeten the deal. He likes fine French reds of hard-to-find vintages (he just inhales the aroma, like one of Yeats’s ghosts) and hen’s-tooth-rare early jazz recordings: getting hold of that stuff without bankrupting myself in the process is an ongoing challenge. Tonight, though, I had a winner. I handed it over without a word—a vulcanite disc in a stiff cardboard sleeve, one side of the label marked up with postage stamps to the value of three cents. Nicky turned it over in his hands, read the recto side of the label and said nothing for a while. Then he said “Fuck, Castor. How big a favor are you looking for?”
It was something a fair bit rarer than a hen’s tooth: a recording of Buddy Bolden, the tragically unhinged trumpeter who—by some accounts, anyway—single-handedly turned New Orleans ragtime into jazz. The A side was “Make Me a Pallet.” There wasn’t any B side, which under the circumstances didn’t really matter. Bolden is popularly supposed to have left no recordings of his work, but I’ve got sources who don’t take no for an answer.
“It’s two favors.”
“Go on.”
“Number one is easy. I want you to get me some background on an accidental death. A girl named Abigail Torrington—time frame somewhere over the summer of last year. She drowned on a school trip. Some other kids died at the same time.”
He sat down at the desk and typed a few of the details down in a notepad program.
“Okay. So far, that’s a Ronco Twenty Golden Greats favor. What makes it a Buddy Bolden favor? Shit, I think you did crack one of my wrist bones, you jumpy bastard.”
“Number two is a bit more open-ended. I’m looking for someone who doesn’t want to be found. A man named Dennis Peace.”
“How are you spelling Peace’?”
“Like the kind you’ve got to give a chance to. Guy’s an exorcist, and from what I know already he’s pretty damn good at it. Anything you can get me will trim the odds a bit more in my favor—and believe me when I say I’m taking all the help I can get here.”
“Anything else you can give me? Last known address? Social security number? Known associates?”
I gave him the East Sheen address that Steve Torrington had given me over the phone. “That’s pretty much all I’ve got. Except that he was in a malpractice case a few years back—on the receiving end.” I hesitated, wondering if I should tell him about what had happened when I tried to locate Peace through Abbie’s toys. But that would have entailed a hell of a lot more explanation than I wanted to get into right then.
“I’ll stop by tomorrow,” I said. “You can either give me a progress report or stick an assault rifle up my nose. If you get anything juicy before then, call me, okay?”
“Sure. I’ll call you.”
“Oh, and one more thing, since we’re on the subject. Where did that crummy retread of the Oriflamme open up?”
“The exorcist bar?” Nicky sneered. “Like I’d be caught dead there.” It was a weak joke, and I didn’t do anything to encourage it. “Over in the West End,” Nicky said, when he saw I wasn’t rising to the bait. “Soho Square.” He scribbled the address for me on a piece of printout paper, put it into my hand. “Didn’t you once describe the Oriflamme as a busman’s holiday?”
“Yeah, I did. And now I’m trying to catch a bus conductor.”
I left him to it. Under the circumstances, I felt I was ahead of the game just coming away without any freshly minted holes in me.
I went back to Pen’s, where I found a note from Pen on my bed telling me that Coldwood had called again and asking me to feed the animals again: she was going to visit Rafi, she said, and then head on out to Dylan’s flat afterward to help him unwind after another late shift. Well, I thought resignedly, if you’re going to play doctors and nurses you were onto a winner with an orthopedic surgeon.
Doling out liver to the ravens and pellets to the rats took up about half an hour. When I was done, and cleaned up again, I called Coldwood on the mobile number he’d given me—a much better option than going through the station switchboard.
He picked up immediately, and he didn’t bother with small talk. “I’ve been trying to reach you all fucking day,” he said. “Brondesbury Auto Parts: there was blood all over the shop, and it was a match with Sheehan’s.”
Brondesbury Auto Parts? Sheehan? It took me a moment or two to work out what he was talking about, then I remembered the bleak, empty warehouse out on the Edgware Road, and the pathetic ghost with half its head missing.
“Oh,” I said. “Right. Well, congratulations.”
“Premature. We arrested Pauley, but he made bail. That’s why I called. Your name hasn’t been mentioned anywhere, but your statement was what bought us the warrant: Pauley’s got very big ears, and friends in a lot of fucking unlikely places. So watch your back, okay?”
“Seriously?” I was surprised and not pleasantly. It’s been tried on a few times, but evidence from spiritual conversations has never been accepted in a court case. Not in England, anyway. I never dreamed this druglord might have anything to gain by topping me.
“Seriously. If he can get the warrant invalidated, he can stop the case coming to court. One way of doing that is to put you out of action and then allege conspiracy.”
“Conspiracy?”
“To pervert the course of justice. It’s just a form of words. He says you were in our pocket, a judge looks at the warrant submission, they get a verdict. If it goes their way he’s got a get-out-of-jail-free card, because all our sodding evidence is inadmissible.”
“This is great. You gonna lend me some bodyguards, then?”
“Yeah sure, Castor. Out of the same budget that I use for your company car and your health benefits. Look, I’m not saying it’s going to happen. I’m just saying watch yourself. It’s just about possible he’ll try to put the frighteners on you. Are you around tomorrow?”
“Depends. What for?”
“At some point I’m gonna want you back at that warehouse. I want to set up a walk-through of how we think Sheehan died, and see if the ghost reacts in any way.”
“How time sensitive is it?” I asked.
“Right now? Probably not very. We’re still waiting on some of the forensics results. Why? You thinking of staying in and washing your hair?”
“I’m on another job.”
Coldwood’s laugh was short and explosive. “Then we’re truly living in the last days. What case is this?”
“I’m looking for a girl.”
“You’re doing missing persons now?”
“No, she’s a dead girl. Name of Abigail Torrington. It’s a long story.”
“Then keep it. I hate long stories. Call me when you’re free, okay?”
He cut me off as abruptly as he’d picked up. I fished out Pen’s old
London A-Z
from the back of a cupboard and opened it up on the kitchen table. I also found a highlighter pen, which was exactly what I needed. I flicked through to the page that had Harlesden on it, cracking the spine ruthlessly so it would lie flat on the table. It was about five years out of date in any case: I’d buy her a new one when I picked up Steve Torrington’s friendly envelope full of cash and checks.
I drew a cross in Craven Park Road, roughly where my office was. That was where I first picked up Abbie’s doll, and I’d been facing the window, which was sort of . . . north. Or so. The trace—the sense of something responding when I played my little tune—had come from behind me, to the left. I drew a broad, ragged line with the highlighter that took in Park Royal, a long stretch of Western Avenue, Hanger Hill, and Ealing . . . I had to stop somewhere, so I decided to make the M4 elevated section my rough-and-ready boundary marker.