Read Wheel of Misfortune Online
Authors: Kate McMullan
Wheel of Misfortune (10 page)
Dream:
Valiant Dragon Slayer
Valiant Dragon Slayer
Reality:
Teacher’s Pet
Teacher’s Pet
Extracurricular Activities:
Sir Lancelot Fan Club; Armor Polishing Club; Future Dragon Slayer of the Month Club; DSA Pep Squad, Founder and Cheer Composer
Sir Lancelot Fan Club; Armor Polishing Club; Future Dragon Slayer of the Month Club; DSA Pep Squad, Founder and Cheer Composer
Favorite Subject:
All of Them!!!!!
All of Them!!!!!
Oft-Heard Saying:
“When I am a mighty Dragon Slayer ...”
“When I am a mighty Dragon Slayer ...”
Plans for the Future:
To take over DSA
To take over DSA
Baldrick de Bold
This is a banner year for Baldrick. He is celebrating his tenth year as a Class I lad at DSA. Way to go, Baldrick! If any of you new students want to know the ropes, Baldrick is the one to see. He can tell when you should definitely
not
eat the cafeteria’s eel, where the choice seats are in Professor Pluck’s class, and what to tell the headmaster if you are late to class. Just don’t ask him the answer to any test questions.
not
eat the cafeteria’s eel, where the choice seats are in Professor Pluck’s class, and what to tell the headmaster if you are late to class. Just don’t ask him the answer to any test questions.
Dream:
To run the world
To run the world
Reality:
A runny nose
A runny nose
Extracurricular Activities:
Practice Dragon Maintenance Squad; Least Improved Slayer-in-Training Award
Practice Dragon Maintenance Squad; Least Improved Slayer-in-Training Award
Favorite Subject:
“Could you repeat the question?”
“Could you repeat the question?”
Oft Heard Saying:
“A dragon ate my homework.”
“A dragon ate my homework.”
Plans for the Future:
To transfer to Dragon Stabbers’ Prep
To transfer to Dragon Stabbers’ Prep
1
Please note that Dragon Slayers’ Academy is a strictly-for-profit institution.
2
Dragon Slayers’ Academy reserves the right to keep some of the gold and treasure that any student recovers from a dragon’s lair.
3
The exact amount of treasure given to a student’s family is determined solely by our esteemed headmaster, Mordred. The amount shall be no less than 1/500th of the treasure and no greater than 1/499th.
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