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Authors: Margaret Atwood

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Now Monty is twisting around, scratching his bites. “Hey Finley,” he whispers.

“Go to sleep,” says Donny.

“I bet they’ve got a flask.”

“What?”

“I bet they’re drinking. I smelled it on Perry’s breath yesterday.”

“So?” says Donny.

“So,” says Monty. “It’s against the rules. Maybe we can get something out of them.”

Donny has to hand it to him. He certainly knows the angles. At the very least they might be able to share the wealth.

The two of them inch out of their sleeping bags and circle around behind the fire, keeping low. Their practice while spying on the waitresses stands them in good stead. They crouch behind a bushy spruce, watching for lifted elbows or the outlines of bottles, their ears straining.

But what they hear isn’t about booze. Instead it’s about Ronette. Darce is talking about her as if she’s a piece of meat. From what he’s implying, she lets him do anything he wants. “Summer sausage” is what he calls her. This is an expression Donny has never heard before, and ordinarily he would think it was hilarious.

Monty sniggers under his breath and pokes Donny in the ribs with his elbow. Does he know how much it hurts, is he rubbing it in?
Donny loves Ronette
. The ultimate grade six insult, to be accused of loving someone. Donny feels as if it’s he himself who’s been smeared with words, who’s had his face rubbed in them. He knows Monty will repeat this conversation to the other boys. He will say Darce has been porking Ronette. Right now Donny detests this word, with its conjuring of two heaving pigs, or two dead but animate uncooked Sunday roasts; although just yesterday he used it himself, and found it funny enough.

He can hardly charge out of the bushes and punch Darce in the nose. Not only would he look ridiculous, he’d get flattened.

He does the only thing he can think of. Next morning, when they’re breaking camp, he pinches Monty’s binoculars and sinks them in the lake.

Monty guesses, and accuses him. Some sort of pride keeps Donny from denying it. Neither can he say why he did it. When they get back to the island there’s an unpleasant conversation with Mr. B. in the dining hall. Or not a conversation: Mr. B. talks, Donny is silent. He does not look at Mr. B. but at the pike’s head on the wall, with its goggling voyeur’s eye.

The next time the mahogany inboard goes back into town, Donny is in it. His parents are not pleased.

It’s the end of summer. The campers have already left, though some of the counsellors and all of the waitresses are still here. Tomorrow they’ll go down to the main dock, climb into the slow launch, thread their way among the pink islands, heading towards winter.

It’s Joanne’s half-day off so she isn’t in the dining hall, washing the dishes with the others. She’s in the cabin, packing up. Her duffle bag is finished, propped like an enormous canvas wiener against her bed; now she’s doing her small suitcase. Her pay-cheque is already tucked inside: two hundred dollars, which is a lot of money.

Ronette comes into the cabin, still in her uniform, shutting the screen door quietly behind her. She sits down on Joanne’s bed and lights a cigarette. Joanne is standing there with her folded-up flannelette pyjamas, alert: something’s going on. Lately, Ronette has returned to her previous taciturn self; her smiles have become rare. In the counsellors’ rec hall, Darce is again playing the field. He’s been circling around Hilary, who’s pretending – out of consideration for Ronette – not to notice. Maybe, now, Joanne will get to hear what caused the big split. So far Ronette has not said anything about it.

Ronette looks up at Joanne, through her long yellow bangs. Looking up like that makes her seem younger, despite the red lipstick. “I’m in trouble,” she says.

“What sort of trouble?” says Joanne. Ronette smiles sadly, blows out smoke. Now she looks old. “You know. Trouble.”

“Oh,” says Joanne. She sits down beside Ronette, hugging the flannelette pyjamas. She feels cold. It must be Darce.
Caught in that sensual music
. Now he will have to marry her. Or something. “What’re you going to do?”

“I don’t know,” says Ronette. “Don’t tell, okay? Don’t tell the others.”

“Aren’t you going to tell
him?”
says Joanne. She can’t imagine doing that, herself. She can’t imagine any of it.

“Tell who?” Ronette says.

“Darce.”

Ronette blows out more smoke. “Darce,” she says. “Mr. Chickenshit. It’s not
his.”

Joanne is astounded, and relieved. But also annoyed with herself: what’s gone past her, what has she missed? “It’s not? Then whose is it?”

But Ronette has apparently changed her mind about confiding. “That’s for me to know and you to find out,” she says, with a small attempt at a laugh.

“Well,” says Joanne. Her hands are clammy, as if it’s her that’s in trouble. She wants to be helpful, but has no idea how. “Maybe you could – I don’t know.” She doesn’t know. An abortion? That is a dark and mysterious word, connected with the States. You have to go away. It costs a lot of money. A home for unwed mothers, followed by adoption? Loss washes through her. She foresees Ronette, bloated beyond recognition, as if she’s drowned – a sacrifice, captured by her own body, offered up to it. Truncated in some way, disgraced. Unfree. There is something nun-like about this condition.
She is in awe. “I guess you could get rid of it, one way or another,” she says; which is not at all what she feels.
Whatever is begotten, born, and dies
.

“Are you kidding?” says Ronette, with something like contempt. “Hell, not me.” She throws her cigarette on the floor, grinds it out with her heel. “I’m keeping it. Don’t worry, my mom will help me out.”

“Yeah,” says Joanne. Now she has caught her breath; now she’s beginning to wonder why Ronette has dumped all this on her, especially since she isn’t willing to tell the whole thing. She’s beginning to feel cheated, imposed upon. So who’s the guy, so which one of them? She shuffles through the faces of the counsellors, trying to remember hints, traces of guilt, but finds nothing.

“Anyways,” says Ronette, “I won’t have to go back to school. Thank the Lord for small mercies, like they say.”

Joanne hears bravado, and desolation. She reaches out a hand, gives Ronette’s arm a small squeeze. “Good luck,” she says. It comes out sounding like something you’d say before a race or an exam, or a war. It sounds stupid.

Ronette grins. The gap in her teeth shows, at the side. “Same to you,” she says.

Eleven years later Donny is walking along Yorkville Avenue, in Toronto, in the summer heat. He’s no longer Donny. At some point, which even he can’t remember exactly, he has changed into Don. He’s wearing sandals, and a white Indian-style shirt over his cut-off jeans. He has longish hair and a beard. The beard has come out yellow, whereas the hair is brown. He likes the effect:
WASP
Jesus or Hollywood Viking, depending on his mood. He has a string of wooden beads around his neck.

This is how he dresses on Saturdays, to go to Yorkville; to go
there and just hang around, with the crowds of others who are doing the same. Sometimes he gets high, on the pot that circulates as freely as cigarettes did once. He thinks he should be enjoying this experience more than he actually does.

During the rest of the week he has a job in his father’s law office. He can get away with the beard there, just barely, as long as he balances it with a suit. (But even the older guys are growing their sideburns and wearing coloured shirts, and using words like “creative” more than they used to.) He doesn’t tell the people he meets in Yorkville about this job, just as he doesn’t tell the law office about his friends’ acid trips. He’s leading a double life. It feels precarious, and brave.

Suddenly, across the street, he sees Joanne. He hasn’t even thought about her for a long time, but it’s her all right. She isn’t wearing the tie-dyed or flowing-shift uniform of the Yorkville girls; instead she’s dressed in a brisk, businesslike white mini-skirt, with matching suit-jacket top. She’s swinging a briefcase, striding along as if she has a purpose. This makes her stand out: the accepted walk here is a saunter.

Donny wonders whether he should run across the street, intercept her, reveal what he thinks of as his true but secret identity. Now all he can see is her back. In a minute she’ll be gone.

“Joanne,” he calls. She doesn’t hear him. He dodges between cars, catches up to her, touches her elbow. “Don Finley,” he says. He’s conscious of himself standing there, grinning like a fool. Luckily and a little disappointingly, she recognizes him at once.

“Donny!” she says. “My God, you’ve grown!”

“I’m taller than you,” he says, like a kid, an idiot.

“You were then,” she says, smiling. “I mean you’ve grown
up”

“So have you,” says Donny, and they find themselves laughing, almost like equals. Three years, four years between them. It was a large difference, then. Now it’s nothing.

So, thinks Joanne, Donny is no longer Donny. That must mean Ritchie is now Richard. As for Monty, he has become initials only, and a millionaire. True, he inherited some of it, but he’s used it to advantage; Joanne has tuned in on his exploits now and then, in the business papers. And he got married to Hilary, three years ago. Imagine that. She saw that in the paper too.

They go for coffee and sit drinking it at one of the new, daring, outside tables, under a large, brightly painted wooden parrot. There’s an intimacy between them, as if they are old friends. Donny asks Joanne what she’s doing. “I live by my wits,” she says. “I freelance.” At the moment she’s writing ad copy. Her face is thinner, she’s lost that adolescent roundness; her once nondescript hair has been shaped into a stylish cap. Good enough legs too. You have to have good legs to wear a mini. So many women look stumpy in them, hams in cloth, their legs bulging out the bottom like loaves of white bread. Joanne’s legs are out of sight under the table, but Donny finds himself dwelling on them as he never did when they were clearly visible, all the way up, on the waitresses’ dock. He’d skimmed over those legs then, skimmed over Joanne altogether. It was Ronette who had held his attention. He is more of a connoisseur, by now.

“We used to spy on you,” he says. “We used to watch you skinny-dipping.” In fact they’d never managed to see much. The girls had held their towels around their bodies until the last minute, and anyway it was dusk. There would be a blur of white, some shrieking and splashing. The great thing would have been pubic hair. Several boys claimed sightings, but Donny had felt they were lying. Or was that just envy?

“Did you?” says Joanne absently. Then, “I know. We could see the bushes waving around. We thought it was so cute.”

Donny feels himself blushing. He’s glad he has the beard; it
conceals things. “It wasn’t cute,” he says. “Actually we were pretty vicious.” He’s remembering the word
pork
. “Do you ever see the others?”

“Not any more,” says Joanne. “I used to see a few of them, at university. Hilary and Alex. Pat sometimes.”

“What about Ronette?” he says, which is the only thing he really wants to ask.

“I used to see Darce,” says Joanne, as if she hasn’t heard him.

Used to see
is an exaggeration. She saw him once.

It was in the winter, a February. He phoned her, at
The Varsity
office: that was how he knew where to find her, he’d seen her name in the campus paper. By that time Joanne scarcely remembered him. The summer she’d been a waitress was three years, light-years, away. The railroad-chef boyfriend was long gone; nobody so innocent had replaced him. She no longer wore white bucks, no longer sang songs. She wore turtlenecks and drank beer and a lot of coffee, and wrote cynical exposés of such things as the campus dining facilities. She’d given up the idea of dying young, however. By this time it seemed overly romantic.

What Darce wanted was to go out with her. Specifically, he wanted her to go to a fraternity party with him. Joanne was so taken aback that she said yes, even though fraternities were in political dis-favour among the people she travelled with now. It was something she would have to do on the sly, and she did. She had to borrow a dress from her room-mate, however. The thing was a semi-formal, and she had not deigned to go to a semi-formal since high school.

She had last seen Darce with sun-bleached hair and a deep glowing tan. Now, in his winter skin, he looked wan and malnourished. Also, he no longer flirted with everyone. He didn’t even flirt with Joanne. Instead he introduced her to a few other couples, danced her perfunctorily around the floor, and proceeded to get
very drunk on a mixture of grape juice and straight alcohol that the fraternity brothers called Purple Jesus. He told her he’d been engaged to Hilary for over six months, but she’d just ditched him. She wouldn’t even say why. He said he’d asked Joanne out because she was the kind of girl you could talk to, he knew she would understand. After that he threw up a lot of Purple Jesus, first onto her dress, then – when she’d led him outside, to the veranda – onto a snowdrift. The colour scheme was amazing.

Joanne got some coffee into him and hitched a lift back to the residence, where she had to climb up the icy fire escape and in at a window because it was after hours.

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