Witches Under Way (8 page)

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Dear Vero,

I’ve checked in with my witch spy network.  Reports are quite consistent.

Lizard is running herself into the ground—Melvin is right to be concerned.  She was one of the first to recover from the flu that hit all of us, and spent the next several days feeding Witch Central.  Now she’s back at work and at school, and if my sources are correct (and they usually are), she’s not sleeping, barely eating, and doing an excellent imitation of a workaholic.

This from a girl who used to randomly disappear instead of showing up for work.

I’m not entirely sure how to intervene yet.  There is a water-balloon fight in a couple of hours.  We shall see what happens when our workaholic is presented with a bit of mindless fun.  And since I’m on her team, she’d better show up.

Elsie would be a workaholic if we gave her enough to do, but we’re quite intentionally trying to keep her plate clear of obligations.  She needs some time to explore who she is.  At the moment, she’s chief organizer of Jamie’s water-balloon team—and given his general cockiness on the subject, she’s either doing a marvelous job or a hopeless one (my nephew has been known to bluff on occasion).  He’s currently running pretty bad odds in the betting pool, so most assume he’s bluffing.  I’m not so sure—and not willing to bet against my student just yet.

And you will no doubt be unsurprised to hear that Elsie has been floating on a musical cloud since her lesson today.  We will see if it lasts through getting soaking wet.

Off to beg, borrow, or bribe a waterproofing spell.

I will come to see you soon,

Jennie

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To:
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From: Vero Liantro <
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Subject: Re: One tired witch.

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Jennie, my heart,

It’s Melvin again.  I remember a certain young witch who became fascinated with a camera.  I do believe I had to pry your hands off the darkroom table and feed you a time or two.

That’s not to say that Lizard’s current obsessions are healthy.  But a driven heart can be a gift, and it’s only very recently that our girl has found something to be passionate about.  It sounds to me like she wants to succeed, and that should be celebrated, along with making sure she doesn’t topple over from lack of food or sleep. 

Balance matters—and so does a purpose in life.  There might be some bumps as Lizard gets herself pointed straight down the road, but it’s a lovely thing indeed to see her driving.  The biggest chain on that delightful girl’s soul is a lack of belief the world will adore her.  She’s giving us a chance to do just that right now, and I hope she trusts the answer that comes.

As for Elsie, of course she is singing.  It was a wonderful thing I did earlier today, sitting in the parlor just outside the music room and listening to their voices soar together.  Elsie is not the only one who has had a song in her heart since—my Vero has been puttering in the kitchen, singing arias as she bakes cookies.  She believes her voice has ceased to carry its old magic, so she sings less than she once did.

She is so very wrong. 

Students are a gift, my love—don’t ever forget it.

Stay dry this afternoon,

Melvin

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“Where do you think we should make our stand?”  Elsie stood beside Jamie, nervously surveying Nell’s back yard.

“Right in the middle.”  Jamie grinned.  “That’ll psych out the other teams the most.”

“Don’t we maybe want to defend one of our flanks?”  Elsie had spent half the night reading military strategy websites.  Rather sinister, but surprisingly useful.  The other two teams had at least one well-protected side.  The mind-witch team—Lizard, Lauren, Jennie, and Caro—were set up against the fence.  Ginia and Aervyn, along with pretty much all the air and water witches in town, including their powerhouse older brother Nathan, were perched on top of the play structure, a huge tree at their backs.

“We have enough people to man four sides—that should be enough.”  Jamie measured with his eyes.  “And it will give us the shortest distance to the home base for the other two teams.”

“Doesn’t that mean we’re just going to be easier to hit?”

Jamie chuckled.  “I think your brilliant idea’s going to put a large dent in that problem.”

It
was
a pretty clever plan.  And probably a dry one—unless you were on one of the capture squads.  Elsie had somehow become Nat’s partner on the suicide mission to capture Team Lizard’s base.  She was going to drown.  However, they had to try—winning required control of all three home bases.  And the military websites had assured her that the best generals led from the front.

Elsie looked around one more time and couldn’t come up with a better place to locate their crew.  She hadn’t been this nervous since defending her PhD thesis.  Heck, she was probably wearing the same clothes—her wardrobe didn’t run to backyard shenanigans.

The quick ring of flames Jamie sent up to outline their team turf in the grass didn’t help settle the turmoil in her belly any.  “Isn’t Nell going to care about crop circles in her lawn?”

Jamie laughed and waved the flames off.  “That’s why we have earth witches.  They’ll fix it after we’re done.” 

“It doesn’t seem fair for them to do all the cleanup.”  Especially since earth-witch magic apparently wasn’t very useful in a water-balloon fight.

“Hardly.”  Jamie snickered.  “Once we get ourselves dried out, we’ll need all the fire witches to deal with the pond we’ve made in Nell’s back yard.”  He pointed.  “Ah, excellent.  Here come reinforcements.”

Nat, and Nell’s husband, Daniel, were making their way across the lawn with a hose and a box of balloons.  Non-witches, both of them.  Elsie was well aware the other two teams were staring—they’d kept their list of recruits very, very quiet.

Aervyn giggled from his perch at the top of the slide.  “Don’t you need some more witches, Uncle Jamie?  We can give you some.” 

Ginia clapped her hand over his mouth.  “No way.”  She surveyed their team.  “How are you going to throw the water balloons without magic?”

Jamie curled his biceps.  “I have arms, niece of mine.”

She grinned at him.  “You can’t throw this far.  You guys are so toast.”  She switched tactics.  “Auntie Nat, it’s going to be a lot drier up here.  Sure you don’t want to switch?”

Nat simply smiled and peeled off her tank top, revealing the swimsuit underneath.

Elsie was watching the other two teams’ reactions very carefully.  Almost everyone seemed to agree with Ginia.  The two notable exceptions were Jennie and Nell.  Maybe Nell knew about her husband’s MVP pitching trophies in college. 

Jamie grinned. 
See, I told you they’d totally underestimate him. 

Elsie still didn’t really understand why a guy who could throw a ball at ninety miles per hour wasn’t seen as a water-balloon fight threat, but she could see with her own eyes it was true.  Jamie said victory tended to hinge on the witch talents on the team. 

Which was a bit nerve-wracking given the
rest
of their team members.

Ginia held up an arm.  “Are we ready to start?”

“Not quite.”  Jamie walked over to the deck and grabbed four plastic chairs.  “We have a few more team members to add.”  He grinned at Elsie and raised his voice.  “Okay, you guys can come in now.”

Elsie had never seen anything quite so funny as the reactions of Teams Lizard and Ginia as the rest of Team Jamie walked slowly in the back gate. 

Helga hooked her arm through Marion’s elbow and waved at Caro.  “How come you never invite us to do anything like this?  Sounds like almost as much fun as knitting.”

Melvin, his hand on Vero’s arm, chortled.  “Indeed.  We old folks couldn’t even get a decent invitation, could we, my dear?”

Help me get them settled before the shock value wears off.
  Jamie’s mental voice was full of glee. 
We’ve got this one in the bag.

Elsie still wasn’t convinced—but the other two teams did look rather off their game. 

Off their game?  You’ve just masterminded the biggest shocker in Witch Central balloon-fight history.
  Jamie took Melvin’s hand and helped him to the chair facing the mind-witch team.  “Jennie and Lizard are straight ahead,” he said quietly.

Melvin’s eyes gleamed.  “I can keep those two under control.”

Elsie helped Helga sit facing the play structure where Team Ginia watched in confusion.  And prayed she was right that nobody would soak a little old lady.  Helga pulled out her knitting—and lifted it up high enough that Elsie could see the water pistol hidden underneath.  “Don’t you worry, my dear.  They won’t get past me.”

Marion and Vero positioned themselves in the other two chairs.  Team Jamie’s home base was now defended by four people over the age of seventy.

And looking at the faces on the other two teams, Elsie could finally taste the possibility of victory.

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Frack.  Lizard had plenty of practice figuring out when to fight and when to run.  This was rapidly turning into a run scenario.

She turned to her team.  “Okay, this changes things.”

“You think?”  Caro snorted.  “We can use illusions on Team Ginia like we planned, but that’s not going to get us past Helga and Marion.  Those ladies are tough.”

Jennie frowned.  “Do they know you’re a witch?”

Lauren laughed as Aervyn teleported himself over to Melvin’s lap for a hug.  “They do now.” 

Focus, people.
  Lizard’s brain was so damn tired.  “How do we deal with Team Jamie’s senior-citizen defense?”

Lauren spun around as Ginia yelled, “Game on!”
 I think we have bigger things to worry about for the moment. 

Lizard giggled as Jamie ported Aervyn back to his team—carrying a large water balloon that detonated on impact.  And it gave her an idea. 
How much mind control can we use?

Jennie’s mental two-by-four pretty much answered that question.  Not much, apparently.

You guys might want to stop worrying about Team Ginia for a moment.
 Lauren sounded distracted.
 We’re about to be invaded.

Elsie and Nat were flanking them, one up each side, well armed with filled balloons.  Daniel and Jamie were headed for the play structure.  Damn.  With old people defending their turf, the rest of Team Jamie was on the total offensive.

Jennie grabbed some water balloons and Caro’s arm.  “We’ll go see if we can get by the blind man and the knitters.  The rest of you see if you can take out these two.”  She grinned and pitched her voice louder.  “Aim high—I don’t think Elsie’s going to like getting wet.”

Lizard felt Elsie’s scorn hit—just before all the water balloons in Jennie’s arms exploded. 

It didn’t take a mind witch to interpret Elsie’s war whoop of victory.  Crap—when had her roommate gotten competitive? 

Explosions from the other side of the back yard suggested Team Ginia’s balloons were meeting the same end.  Someone had figured out how to use fire power at a water fight.

And Elsie wasn’t Team Jamie’s only fire witch.  Lizard spun toward her team’s balloon stash and cursed as the one Lauren had picked up exploded in their eyes, rapidly followed by balloons to the backs of their heads. 

Lauren started to laugh as she tried in vain to wipe the water off her face.  “Crap—that was Nat.  Did I mention she can throw?”

Great.  Old people and pitching arms suddenly sounded like game-winning tactics.  Lizard swiped at her own face and tried to think.  First things first.
 Without weapons, they would be in deep trouble. 
Caro, can you block Elsie’s fire magic from trashing our balloons?

Maybe.  Delicate business, though—I could make them explode just as easy as anything else.

Well, try.  Focus on saving the ones we’re throwing at her.  No, wait.
 Lizard tried to fight the slow motion of her brain. 
Let one bust over her head.  She can’t explode what she can’t see.
 And Jennie was right—Elsie wasn’t going to like getting wet.

Jennie took the balloon out of Lauren’s hand.  “You throw like a girl.  I’ll toss at Elsie—you go stand over by Nat and give us some cover.”

They were almost organized—and then the music started.  Vero, standing on her chair and singing some crazy, fierce song about barricades and dying to be free. 
What the hell’s that?

Have you no culture, child?
 Jennie sounded amused. 
It’s the song the revolutionaries sing in Les Miserables, up on the barricades.  Pretty good fighting anthem.

Caro snorted. 
Vero could sing the phone book and make it sound like a fighting anthem
. 
She’s a warrior, that one.

Getting wet here,
sent Lauren, taking a pelting from Nat. 
You guys actually going to do something anytime soon?

Jeebers.  They were getting creamed by the senior citizen brigade, a pregnant woman, and a fire witch who’d never been in a fight before.  It was time to shift tactics. 
Cut and run, guys.  Let’s get out of here and go see if we can sneak in the back door of Team Ginia while they’re being distracted on the front lines.

Her team didn’t budge.  So much for their faith in her leadership.  Lizard tried to explain.
 We need all three bases to win, right?  Well, so do they.  We can give up this one and come back for it later if we’re still standing.
 She nodded her head in the direction of the whooping witchlings on top of the play structure. 
Look at them.  They’re all aiming straight for Jamie.  And Daniel’s just standing there doing nothing.

Daniel’s no slouch,
Jennie warned. 
He’s a hacker—he specializes in backdoor attacks.

Good point.
 Fine.  Jennie, you create a distraction.  Something that will keep his attention off the rest of us. 

Like what exactly?
Jennie asked dryly.