Authors: Dennis Larsen
Blanche responded, a smile on her face.
“How are you girl? I’ve missed
our chats the past few days, what’s been
takin’ up yer time?” Beverly asked, having
no idea what Blanche had been through the
past few days.
“Oh heavens Bev, it’s going to
take more than a phone call to bring you
up to speed on all the excitement in my
life, I don’t have a lot of time to talk right
now but let’s get together. I’ve got a ton of
stuff to tell you. Oh yeah, and aren’t you
supposed to be finding me a place to
live?”
“Yes, I’m working on it dear.
Good time to buy but everything for sale is
up by the base; don’t think I want to sell
you one of those, at least not right now.
When can we get together? There’s a new
chick flick at the cinema, why don’t we hit
that this week.”
Blanche thought for a moment,
she’d not been to the movie in months.
“That sounds awesome! I’m working
tomorrow and Thursday night, but what’s
your Friday look like? Girls night out, I’m
pumped!”
“I think I can make that work. I’ve
got a little something going on between
now and then, hope it keeps me tied up,
turned inside out and panting for more, if
you know what I mean. By Friday I should
be able to disclose all the naughty details,
can’t wait to see you. Oh, and I’ll see if I
can find you a place to live in the mean
time.”
“You are horrible Bev Davis. Talk
to you later,” Blanche said, her spirits
lifted by the older woman’s enthusiasm.
As Blanche hung up at the library,
Felix was picking up again from the B&B.
A woman answered, “Lowndes County
Land and Title, can I help you, this is
Marge.”
“Good afternoon Marge, how’s
your day going? My name is Felix Unger
and I’m looking for some information
about a piece of property that is for sale
south of the base. Whom would I speak to
about past titles and current information
on the land?” he asked, continuing to play
the role.
“I see Mr. Unger, we have a
number of people that could help you with
that, may I transfer you?”
“Now hold on there a minute
Marge, I don’t want just anybody. This is
a multi-million dollar deal so I need
somebody with experience. We’d be
happy to pay a consultation fee for any
help, above and beyond, what your office
generally provides, if you know what I
mean.”
“Yes, I think I do, you’ll need to
speak with our director then, Mr. Savard.”
“He’s the man?”
“Yes, he is,” Marge confirmed.
“Well then, get the man on the
phone for me, will you Marge? Thanks for
your help.”
“You’re welcome. I’m putting you
through to his office now.”
Felix waited patiently for the little
weasel to pick up. “Director Savard.”
“I’ll bet he loves hearing himself
say that all day,” Felix thought. “Is this the
world famous Iggy Savard, virgin slayer
and man among men?”
“Is this some kind of joke, who is
this?” the director asked.
“Who the hell do you think it is
Iggy?” Felix said, kicked back on his bed
using his cell phone.
“Felix, why are you calling me?
Did you read the latest message I posted?”
“Yeah, I read it. I’ll follow
through like we talked about, but I got to
thinking, I may need an alibi if this goes
sideways on us and I’ve decided that
should be you.”
“Why me? Can’t be me! What are
you talking about? We don’t know each
other, remember?”
“I remember, but I’ve been
thinking, maybe Jeremy’s more concerned
about his own butt and not so much ours,
so I thought up a solution that helps both of
us. You ready to hear it?” Felix’s criminal
mind was working in overdrive.
“Okay, let‘s hear it but make it
quick, I’m at work.”
“I know! Why do you think I called
your main line? Met Marge, she seems
like a lovely woman, introduced myself
and told her I was Felix Unger. Love
doing that, mom and dad never would
have appreciated the fun I’d have with my
name over the years.”
“Did I just hear you correctly? Did
you say you told her who you were? Are
you friggin’ nuts?” The director was
starting to wig out.
“Yea, she knows I’m interested in
learning more about the land that Bev is
flogging and I wanted to talk with
somebody there that knows it all. That’s
how I ended up with you. You’ve really
got ‘em fooled over there, Iggy.”
“So what’s this grand scheme?”
“On Thursday night when our guys
at work, you know at Bev’s, you’re going
to be my alibi and I’m yours. Have your
secretary put in your planner that you have
a meeting with Felix Unger, representing
Jenson Development, to discuss the land
we’re looking at. Between now and then
you get together some information about
the land, and do whatever it is you do
when you’re doing a consultation. We say
we met out at the property, looked things
over about six and then grabbed a bucket
of chicken and ate it at your place. Of
course you’ll do all that on your own, but I
was with you the whole time. Got it? Most
likely we aren't even going to need it but
we need our stories to be straight. Any
questions?” the mobster asked.
Ignatius could have spent the next
ten minutes shooting holes in Felix’s
brainchild but opted to just agree and be
done with it. “Whatever. I think I got it,
like you said, I don’t think we’re gonna
need it. You contacted our thief yet? Tell
him I’ll be putting the stuff in his box
Wednesday night once all the neighbors
are asleep.”
“Okay Iggy, now go and give
Marge the appointment and don’t forget
what we’ve said. Hell, who knows,
maybe I’ll even drop by and introduce
myself to you in the next day or two.”
“Oh, Jeremy’s not going to like
that.”
“Oh, Jeremy’s not going to find
out, is he?” he said in a very threatening
tone. “Just do what you’re told Iggy,”
concluding
his
message
without
a
goodbye.
While
the
two
conspirators
discussed how they might save themselves
if their plans crumbled into chaos, a very
sad and lonely Seymour Wood sat in a
holding cell of the Valdosta Police station.
He had been fingerprinted, photographed
and dumped in a cell by himself, charges
were pending and a date was being
scheduled for his arraignment before the
judge. They had not allowed him contact
with anyone but had offered to make
arrangements for his attorney, which he
declined, knowing that he didn’t need one.
Innocent men don’t need attorneys.
“How can this be happening? Who
would have wanted to frame me? I don’t
have anything! I don’t know anything!
What’s the point? I just don’t get it,” he
ran it over and over again through his
mind.
He noted the cute deputy still
hanging around the police station and he
wondered what she was waiting for. She
walked by close enough that she could
hear him if he spoke loudly.
“Hey, Deputy Guest, please can I
ask you something.”
She hesitantly walked to the cell
enclosure and asked him what he wanted.
“What’s going on, why won’t
anybody talk to me? They haven’t even let
me call anybody.”
“Can’t say much. The gun we
found in your locker, technically in your
possession, is having some tests run on it.
Checking it for ballistics and serial
number confirmation. That’s about all I
can tell you but I’ll make sure you get your
call, be right back.”
“Hold on a second, why are they
running all the tests on the gun?”
“Seymour, don’t you get it? The
gun you had is possibly the one taken by
The Stalker last week, and the black dude
shot at The Dixie Diner, was shot with a
.38. We’re looking at charging you with a
whole list of crimes if the information on
the gun comes back as we think it will.”
“But deputy, I didn’t have anything
to do with all that stuff! I’m just a student,
you’ve got to believe me!” he pleaded
with the young woman.
Again her intuition told her he was
telling the truth but the facts were staring
her in the face, even if she didn’t want to
believe them. “I’ll get you that phone
Seymour.”
A few minutes later she returned
with a land line and a long cord plugged
in across the room. He tried desperately to
remember her phone number but could not.
The library, he’d call the library, surely
she would be the one to pick up. The
phone rang a couple of times before a
voice answered.
“Valdosta Public Library, Jared
speaking, how can I help you?”
“Crap, Jared, what are you doing
answering the phone?” a demoralized
Seymour said.
“Well, howdy doody to you too,
who is this?” the teenager asked.
“It’s Seymour; I have to talk to
Blanche, right away!” an unmistakable
degree of urgency in his voice.
“Well, hold your horses, I’ll get
her.”
Five minutes later her sweet voice
filled his earpiece. “Seymour, I was
hoping I’d hear from you today. I’ve done
nothing but think about our date the other
night. I have a story to tell.....”
“Blanche, Blanche, listen to me!
I’m sorry I cut you off but I’m in trouble
and I need your help!”
“What do you mean you’re in
trouble? What’s going on? Where are
you?” she heard the pitch in her voice
rising.
“I’ve been arrested. I’m at the
police station and I didn’t know who else
to call. This is going to kill my mom and I
wanted somebody to break it to her gently,
could you do that for me?”
“But why have they arrested you?
What have you done?”
“I haven’t done anything, that’s the
crazy thing about it. Somebody planted a
gun in my locker and they think that I’m
The Stalker and shot that black guy on
Saturday night,” he said, between sobs.
“They think you shot Jasper?” the
words of the police officer with the
meager mustache jumped through her
mind.
“Who? Who’s Jasper? Blanche,
you’re not making any sense. They think I
shot that black guy that was involved in
the drug shooting on Saturday.”
“I know. That was Jasper. I was
there! That was my friend that I told you
about; he was the one that was shot.
Seymour, please tell me you really don’t
know anything about this and you didn’t
have anything to do with shooting Jasper!
It would just break my heart if you were
involved somehow.”
“Blanche, of course I’m not
involved! I would never do anything to
hurt you. Somebody is setting me up and I
don’t know why. Please believe me! I
need someone to trust me. I need your
help. I don’t know who else I can phone,
you and my mom are the only people I can
trust.”
“Seymour, I do believe you. What
do you want me to do?”
* * *
The cell phone rang a dozen times;
he looked at it in the palm of his hand,
knowing who was at the other end. He
was so ready to be done with Felix, and
whoever, but he also knew he would not
see his money if he didn’t do the one last
‘outing’ they required of him.
“Yeah,” he said, a lack of
excitement in his voice.
“Lester, you ready to conclude our
business arrangement?” Felix asked.
“Absolutely, I’m ready to move on
to bigger and better things,” he said,
thinking of Blanche.
“Your info packet will be there
Thursday morning when you get up, just as
before. This one has to be specific, on