18 Explosive Eighteen (20 page)

“Yeah. He was waiting downstairs.”

“And?”

“I shot him, and he left.”

“Nice. I was thinking we should put the frozen pizza in the oven. Is there any more wine?”
NINETEEN

ORDINARILY, I WAKE UP Sunday morning feeling glorious. I apologize to God for not attending Mass, and then I rol over and go back to sleep. This morning, I woke up worrying about the guy I’d shot. It hadn’t looked like a life-threatening wound, but he stil would have to get the bul et dug out and make sure it didn’t get infected. The good news was he’d probably already gotten a tetanus shot from when I knifed him. And truth is, I’d be much better off if the infection kil ed him. He wasn’t a nice man.

Thoughts of Raz got pushed aside when I remembered Joyce Barnhardt was in my living room.

I had to find a way to get her out, once and for al , the sooner the better. I pul ed on sweatpants and a Tshirt and trudged into the kitchen. Joyce was already there, searching the cabinets, undoubtedly looking for smoked salmon and caviar and croissants.

“You went shopping, but I can’t find any food,” she said.

“Au contraire, I got al my favorite staples, plus my Sunday morning special treat. Strawberry Pop-Tarts.”

I got the coffee brewing, and I took a Pop-Tart out of the box.

“I’ve been thinking,” I said to Joyce. “You need to leave. You should go home. I’m sure the Pink Panthers have moved on to bigger and better projects. And besides, you have a gun, right? If they get irritating, just shoot them.”

“These guys are professionals,” Joyce said. “It’s not like they’re Burg stumblebums. And by the way, you look like crap. What have you got on?”

“Sweatpants. They’re comfy. And since we’re on the topic, have you looked in a mirror recently?

You’re Fright Night in the orangutan house at the zoo.”

“In case you haven’t noticed, I’ve been on the run. I hocked the necklace I was wearing and bought a few things, but it’s not like I have access to my closet.”

“How about combing your hair for starters.”

“My hair would look just fine if you hadn’t shot my piece. And you should talk about hair. Has yours
ever
looked good?”

“Morel i likes my hair. He says it has energy.”

“If he’s so in love with your hair, why isn’t he here?

As far as I can tel , you never even
see
him.”

“He’s busy.”

“Yeah, he’s busy with Marianne Mikulski.” I fil ed a mug with coffee and added milk. “He’s busy with his job.”

“Sure he is. You keep on believing that.”

“Marianne Mikulski is married.”

“Marianne Mikulski is separated from her loser husband, and she’s on the hunt. Rumor has it she’s bagged your ex-boyfriend.”

“Getting back to your departure from my apartment.”

“I need the chest. I don’t want to believe the Panthers have it. The only other possible place it could be is in Frank’s house.”

“Why would it be in his house?”

“Maybe he brought it home for safekeeping after I got arrested. Or his wife could have taken it after he disappeared.”

“Why would his wife take it?”

“I don’t know. He could have told her about the Panthers. Or it could hold sentimental value for her.”

“I can’t break into the house. The store was empty, and you knew the code. The house is too risky.”

“Go in when no one’s home.”

“When is that?”

“Tomorrow. When they bury Frank.”

“I’l do it if you move out today,” I said.

“I’l move out when you find the chest.” I was back to the same three options. It was Sunday and highly unlikely I could get bars instantly instal ed on my windows. Though kil ing Joyce was by far the most appealing option, I knew I wasn’t capable of carrying it out. So I was stuck with getting the chest.

I finished my Pop-Tart and coffee, took a shower, got dressed, and left the apartment to Joyce. I drove out of the building’s parking lot and passed the Town Car parked on a side street. Lancer fel in line behind me and fol owed me to Morel i’s house.

I parked and had a moment of craziness, wondering if I should cal before going to the door.

What if Marianne Mikulski’s in there? What if I interrupt something I don’t want to know about?

I was sitting there debating what to do next when Morel i cal ed on my cel phone.

“Are you just going to hang there or are you coming in?” he asked.

“Are you alone?”

“Does Bob count?”

I disconnected and went to the door. Bob came thundering across the living room and threw himself at me, almost knocking me over. I scratched his neck and made dog sounds at him.

“Here’s my boy,” I said. “Here’s my big boy. Is he good? Has he been a good boy?” Bob was a big, shaggy red dog that on a decent hair day might resemble a golden retriever.

“You have an escort,” Morel i said, looking out at the Lincoln.

“Lancer and Slasher. The fake FBI guys. They’re low on the threat level.”

“Who’s high?”

“Razzle Dazzle. The guy in the parking garage.

And Marianne Mikulski.”

“Why is Marianne a threat?”

“Rumor has it you’ve been seen with her.”

“So?”

Morel i was barefoot, wearing faded jeans and a navy T-shirt. His hair was stil damp from a shower, and he smel ed like fresh-baked cinnamon rol s. I was torn between wanting to rip his clothes off and wanting to lick his neck. Fortunately, I didn’t have to make a choice since I was off men.

“Just checking,” I said.

Morel i headed for the kitchen. “Marianne is a neighbor. She lives two doors down, and she brings her dog over to play with Bob. Who’s spreading rumors?”

“Joyce Barnhardt.”

Morel i poured out two mugs of coffee and handed one to me. “My mother dropped cinnamon rol s off this morning when she was on her way to church with my grandmother. They both asked about you.

Conjecture out there is that I punched you in the nose.”

I took a rol and leaned against the counter. “I got that one, too. People seem genuinely disappointed when I deny it.”

“It’s nice to have you back in my kitchen, and I hate to ruin the moment, but I wouldn’t mind knowing when you had a chance to gossip with Joyce.”

“She’s squatting in my apartment. I can’t get rid of her.”

Morel i choked on his coffee. He wiped coffee off his chin with the back of his hand.

“You want to run that by me again?”

“Have you heard of the Pink Panthers?”

“Are you talking about the movies or the network of jewel thieves?”

“Jewel thieves. Joyce thinks they’re after her.”

“Keep going,” Morel i said.

“According to Joyce, Frank Korda was a Pink Panther. She was playing footsie with Korda, and she was helping him plan a big New York job with the Panthers. And then something went wrong, and the Panthers tried to kil them, but Joyce managed to escape.”

“And she’s living with you, why?”

“She doesn’t seem to have any money, and she’s afraid to go back to her condo.”

“Because the Panthers stil want to kil her?”

“That’s the fear. And there’s a little chest she needs to find.”

“And she wants you to find it for her?”

“Yeah.”

“Let’s start at the beginning,” Morel i said. “Korda wasn’t a Pink Panther. In fact, there’s no actual organization cal ed the Pink Panthers. Interpol assigned that name to cover a group of diamond thieves loosely associated with one another. For the most part, they’re hardened criminals from what was once part of Yugoslavia and is now Montenegro.” I finished my cinnamon rol and sipped my coffee. I wasn’t completely shocked to hear this. It had al seemed pretty far-fetched.

“Moving on,” Morel i said. “We col ected enough forensic evidence from Frank Korda and the crushed Mercedes to build a case. I can’t tel you more than that because we’re stil waiting on some of the tests, but I can guarantee you the kil er wasn’t from Montenegro.”

“Joyce?”

“Unlikely, but she’s not ruled out.”

“I know she’s a primo liar, but she seemed to believe the Pink Panther thing.”

“Maybe Korda was conning her,” Morel i said.

“For what reason?”

Morel i shrugged. “Not for sex. You could buy Joyce with beads from the Dol ar Store.” I didn’t want to get into the treasure chest thing. In light of the information Morel i just gave me, the treasure chest story made no sense. Stil , on the very slim chance I would go after the chest and break into the Korda home, I didn’t want to involve Morel i in the crime. Mostly because I was afraid he’d choose the law over me and turn me in.

Morel i ran a finger along the neckline of my Tshirt. “Speaking of sex, I have some beads upstairs, if you’re interested.”

“Are you equating me with Joyce?”

“No. I wouldn’t offer my beads to Joyce.”

“It’s an attractive offer, but I’m off men.”

“Al men?” Morel i asked.

“Yes.”

“As long as it’s
all
men, I guess I can deal. Let me know when the policy changes.”

I hiked my bag onto my shoulder. “Places to go.

Things to do.”

Morel i grabbed me and dragged me up against him. He kissed me with enough tongue to make me reconsider the beads, and I felt the heat curl through my stomach.

“Mmmmm,” I said.

“Too bad you can’t stay. I could sweeten the bead deal by throwing in another cinnamon rol .”

“It was a real y great cinnamon rol .” An hour later, I was back at Morel i’s front door. “I can’t believe I did that,” I said to Morel i.

“Does this count as our make-up sex? Or do we stil have make-up sex coming to us?”

“I was supposed to be off men. And I didn’t get any beads.”

“Yeah, I lied about the beads, but you can have another cinnamon rol if you want.”

“I’l take a rain check,” I told him.

“Do you need help getting Joyce out of your apartment? I could physical y remove her.”

“I’ve done that. She comes back in through the fire escape.”

“I can put better locks on your windows. I can instal an alarm. I can arrange to have security screening or bars.”

“It might come to that, but for now I’m going home to talk to her.”

I had the door open, and I looked across the street at the Lincoln.

“Do you want me to get rid of them?” Morel i asked.

“No. I’m sort of getting used to them fol owing me around. I think they’re mostly harmless.” Morel i kissed me on the forehead. “You know where to find me.”

“More or less.”

• • •

I climbed into the truck, and before going back to Joyce, I decided to have one last go at Lahonka. I parked in front of her apartment and stared at the empty yard. No toys. I walked to the door and knocked, and the door swung open on jerry-rigged hinges. The apartment was empty. No furniture. No big-screen television. No Lahonka.

Lancer and Slasher had parked behind me. They were sitting quietly, taking it al in. I knocked on the door to the apartment next to Lahonka, and an older man answered.

“I’m looking for Lahonka,” I told him.

“She’s gone. She took off early this morning.

Backed a truck up to her door, loaded everything into it, and took off.”

“Do you know where she went?”

“South is al she said. She has a sister in New Orleans and one in Tampa, Florida. She might have gone to one of them.”

I thanked him and returned to my truck. Once someone flees the area, the file gets moved to the back burner for me. If the bond is high enough, Connie takes over the search electronical y. If she locates the skip, she can use an out-of-state bounty hunter, or she can send Vinnie or Ranger. Lahonka’s bond was marginal.

I cut across town with the Lincoln half a car length behind me. I stopped at Tasty Pastry Bakery on Hamilton and got a bag of croissants for Joyce. I would have gotten something for Lancer and Slasher, but I’d already treated them to a pizza, and it wasn’t like I was rol ing in money. They fol owed me to the edge of my apartment building lot and parked on the side street. I backed up until I was paral el with them, and I powered my window down.

“What’s the plan?” I asked Slasher.

“We’re fol owing you,” Slasher said. “We’re waiting for you to lead us to the photo, and then we’re gonna pounce.”

“How do you know the photo isn’t in my apartment?”

“You said you didn’t have it.”

“You believed me?”

Slasher got some color in his cheeks. “Maybe.” I powered my window up and drove into my lot. I didn’t see Raz lurking anywhere. Even though he liked pain, I expected getting shot had slowed him down a tad.

Joyce was watching cartoons when I let myself into my apartment. I gave her the bag of croissants and shut the television off.

“News flash,” I said. “I talked to Morel i. Frank Korda wasn’t a Pink Panther. The Panthers are diamond thieves operating in Europe, and it’s not even a real organization.”