A Benjamin Franklin Reader (25 page)

“And again,
pride is as loud a beggar as want, and a great deal more saucy.
When you have bought one fine thing you must buy ten more, that your appearance may be all of a piece; but Poor Dick says,
’tis easier to suppress the first desire than to satisfy all that follow it.
And ’tis as truly folly for the poor to ape the rich, as for the frog to swell, in order to equal the ox.

“ ’Tis however a folly soon punished; for
pride that dines on vanity sups on contempt,
as Poor Richard says. And in another place,
pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy.
And after all, of what use is this
pride of appearance,
for which so much is risked, so much is suffered? It cannot promote health; or ease pain; it makes no increase of merit in the person, it creates envy, it hastens misfortune.

as Poor Richard says.

“But what madness must it be to run in debt for these superfluities! We are offered, by the terms of this vendue, six months’ credit; and that perhaps has induced some of us to attend it, because we cannot spare the ready money, and hope now to be fine without it. But, ah, think what you do when you run in debt;
you give to another power over your liberty.
If you cannot pay at the time, you will be ashamed to see your creditor; you will be in fear when you speak to him, you will make poor pitiful sneaking excuses, and by degrees come to lose you veracity, and sink into base downright lying; for, as Poor Richard says,
the second vice is lying, the first is running in debt.
And again to the same purpose,
lying rides upon debt’s back.
Whereas a freeborn Englishman ought not to be ashamed or afraid to see or speak to any man living. But poverty often deprives a man of all spirit and virtue:
’tis hard for an empty bag to stand upright,
as Poor Richard truly says. What would you think of that Prince, or that government, who should issue an edict forbidding you to dress like a gentleman or a gentlewoman, on pain of imprisonment or servitude? Would you not say, that you are free, have a right to dress as you please, and that such an edict would be a breach of your privileges, and such a government tyrannical? And yet you are about to put yourself under that tyranny when you run in debt for such dress! Your creditor has authority at his pleasure to deprive you of your liberty, by confining you in jail for life, or to sell you for a servant, if you should not be able to pay him! When you have got your bargain, you may, perhaps, think little of payment; but
creditors,
Poor Richard tells us,
have better memories than debtors,
and in another place says,
creditors are a superstitious sect, great observers of set days and times.
The day comes round before you are aware, and the demand is made before you are prepared to satisfy it. Or if you bear your debt in mind, the term which at first seemed so long, will, as it lessens, appear extremely short. Time will seem to have added wings to his heels as well as shoulders.
Those have a short Lent,
saith Poor Richard,
who owe money to be paid at Easter.
Then since, as he says,
the borrower is a slave to the lender, and the debtor to the creditor,
disdain the chain, preserve your freedom; and maintain your independency: be industrious and free; be frugal and free. At present, perhaps, you may think yourself in thriving circumstances, and that you can bear a little extravagance without injury; but,

as Poor Richard says. Gain may be temporary and uncertain, but ever while you live, expense is constant and certain; and
’tis easier to build two chimneys than to keep one in fuel,
as Poor Richard says. So
rather go to bed supperless than rise in debt.

as Poor Richard says. And when you have got the philosopher’s stone, sure you will no longer complain of bad times, or the difficulty of paying taxes.

“This doctrine, my friends, is reason and wisdom; but after all, do not depend too much upon your own industry, and frugality, and prudence, though excellent things, for they may all be blasted without the blessing of heaven; and therefore ask that blessing humbly, and be not uncharitable to those that at present seem to want it, but comfort and help them. Remember Job suffered, and was afterwards prosperous.

“And now to conclude,
experience keeps a dear school, but fools will learn in no other, and scarce in that,
for it is true,
we may give advice, but we cannot give conduct,
as Poor Richard says: however, remember this,
they that won’t be counseled, can’t be helped,
as Poor Richard says: and farther, that
if you will not hear reason, she’ll surely rap your knuckles.
”

Thus the old gentleman ended his harangue. The people heard it, and approved the doctrine, and immediately practiced the contrary, just as if it had been a common sermon; for the vendue opened, and they began to buy extravagantly, notwithstanding all his cautions, and their own fear of taxes. I found the good man had thoroughly studied my almanacs, and digested all I had dropped on those topics during the course of five-and-twenty years. The frequent mention he made of me must have tired any one else, but my vanity was wonderfully delighted with it, though I was conscious that not a tenth part of the wisdom was my own which he ascribed to me, but rather the gleanings I had made of the sense of all ages and nations. However, I resolved to be the better for the echo of it; and though I had at first determined to buy stuff for a new coat, I went away resolved to wear my old one a little longer. Reader, if thou wilt do the same, thy profit will be as great as mine. I am, as ever, thine to serve thee,

Richard Saunders

Although Franklin’s mission in England was to assert the rights of the colonists, he did so very much as a loyal supporter of the king and his empire. The French and Indian War had by then ended, with England and her colonies capturing control of Canada and many of the Caribbean sugar islands belonging to France and Spain. In Europe, however, the broader struggle between Britain and France, known as the Seven Years’ War, would not be resolved until a Treaty of Paris was signed in 1763. Franklin’s ardor for the expansion of the King’s empire led him to wage a crusade to convince Britain to keep control of Canada, rather than cede it back to France in return for some Caribbean islands as part of a negotiated settlement. In an anonymous article in Strahan’s London
Chronicle,
he used his old trick of parody and produced ten facetious reasons why Canada
should
be restored to France.

T
HE
L
ONDON
C
HRONICLE
, D
ECEMBER
27, 1759

Mr.
Chronicle,

We Britons are a nation of statesmen and politicians; we are privy councilors by birthright; and therefore take it much amiss when we are told by some of your correspondents, ‘that it is not proper to expose to public view the many good reasons there are for restoring Canada,’
(if we reduce it.)

I have, with great industry, been able to procure a full account of those reasons, and shall make no secret of them among ourselves. Here they are.—Give them to all your readers; that is, to all that can read, in the King’s dominions.

1. We should restore Canada; because an uninterrupted trade with the Indians throughout a vast country, where the communication by water is so easy, would increase our commerce,
already too great,
and occasion a large additional demand for our manufactures,
already too dear.

2. We should restore it, lest, thro’ a greater plenty of beaver, broad-brimmed hats become cheaper to that unmannerly sect, the Quakers.

3. We should restore Canada, that we may
soon
have a new war, and another opportunity of spending two or three millions a year in America; there being great danger of our growing too rich, our European expenses not being sufficient to drain our immense treasures.

4. We should restore it, that we may have occasion constantly to employ, in time of war, a fleet and army in those parts; for otherwise we might be too strong at home.

5. We should restore it, that the French may, by means of their Indians, carry on, (as they have done for these 100 years past even in times of peace between the two crowns) a constant scalping war against our colonies, and thereby stint their growth; for, otherwise, the children might in time be as tall as their mother.

7. Our colonies, ’tis true, have exerted themselves beyond their strength, on the expectations we gave them of driving the French from Canada; but though we ought to keep faith with our Allies, it is not necessary with our children. That might teach them (against Scripture) to
put their trust in Princes
: Let ’em learn to trust in God.

8. Should we not restore Canada, it would look as if our statesmen had
courage
as well as our soldiers; but what have statesmen to do with
courage
? Their proper character is
wisdom.

9. What can be
braver,
than to show all Europe we can afford to lavish our best blood as well as our treasure, in conquests we do not intend to keep? Have we not plenty of
Howe’s,
and
Wolfe’s,
&c. &c. &c. in every regiment?

10. The French have long since openly declared,
‘que les Anglois & les Fransois sont incompatible dans cette partie de l’Amerique;’
‘that our people and theirs were incompatible in that part of the continent of America:’
‘que rien n’etoit plus important a l’etat, que de deliver leur colonie du facheux voisinage des Anglois;’
‘that nothing was of more importance to France, than delivering its colony from the troublesome neighborhood of the English,’ to which end, there was an avowed project on foot
‘pour chasser premierement les Anglois de la Nouvelle York;’
‘to drive the English in the first place out of the province of New York;’
‘& apres la prise de la capitale, il falloit
(says the scheme)
la
BRULER & RUINER
le pays jusqu’ a Orange;’
‘and after taking the capital, to
burn it,
and
ruin
(that is,
make a desart
of) the whole country, quite up to Albany.’ Now, if we do not fairly leave the French in Canada, till they have a favorable opportunity of putting their
burning
and
ruining
schemes in execution, will it not look as if we were afraid of them?

11. Their historian, Charlevoix, in his IVth book, also tells us, that when Canada was formerly taken by the English, it was a question at the court of France, whether they should endeavor to recover it; for, says he,
‘bien de gens douterent si l’on avoit fait une veritable perte;’
‘many thought it was not really a loss.’ But though various reasons were given why it was scarce worth recovering,
‘le seul motive
(says he)
d’empecher les Anglois de se rendre trop puissans—atoit plus que suffissant pour nous engager a recouvrer Quebec, a quelque prix que ce fut;’
‘the single motive of preventing the increase of
English
power, was more than sufficient to engage us in recovering Quebec,
what price soever it might cost us.
’ Here we see the high value they put on that country, and the reason of their valuing it so highly. Let us then,
oblige them
in this (to them) so important an article, and be assured they will
never prove ungrateful.

I will not dissemble, Mr.
Chronicle;
that in answer to all these reasons and motives for restoring Canada, I have heard one that appears to have some weight on the other side of the question. It is said, that nations, as well as private persons, should, for their honor’s sake, take care to preserve a
consistence of character
: that it has always been the character of the English to fight strongly, and negotiate weakly; generally agreeing to restore, at a peace, what they ought to have kept, and to keep what they had better have restored: then, if it would really, according to the preceding reasons, be prudent and right to restore Canada, we ought, say these objectors, to keep it; otherwise
we shall be inconsistent with ourselves.
I shall not take upon myself to weigh these different reasons, but offer the whole to the consideration of the public. Only permit me to suggest, that there is one method of avoiding fairly all future dispute about the propriety of
keeping
or
restoring
Canada; and that is,
let us never take it.
The French still hold out at Montreal and Trois Rivieres, in hopes of succor from France. Let us be but a
little too late
with our ships in the river St. Laurence, so that the enemy may get their supplies up next spring, as they did the last, with reinforcements sufficient to enable them to recover Quebec, and there is an end of the question. I am, Sir,

Yours, &c.

A. Z.