A Blink of the Screen (17 page)

‘Kids use them,’ he said. You could tell he wanted to use a word like ‘bastards’, but not with the suit around.

Not ones like these they don’t, I thought. This stuff is top of the range. You couldn’t get it in the shops.

‘If I caught my lad with one, I’d tan his hide. We used to play healthy games when I was a kid. Elite, Space Invaders, that stuff.’

‘Yeah.’ Let’s see, attach probes here and here …

‘Please allow Mr Thompson to get on with his work,’ said the suit.

‘I think,’ said the copper nastily, ‘we ought to tell him who this man is.’ Then they started to argue about it.

I suppose I’d assumed he was just some old guy who’d hooked into one porno afer too many. Not a bad way to go, by the way. People say, hey, what you mean? Dying of an overdose of artificial sex is okay? And I say, compared to about a million other ways, yes. Realities can’t kill you unless you want to go. The normal feedback devices can’t raise a bruise, whatever the horror stories say, although between you and me, I’ve heard of, you know, things, exoskeletons, the army used ’em but they’ve turned up elsewhere. They can let your dreams kick the shit out of you.

‘He’s Michael Dever,’ said the copper. ‘Mr Thompson should know that. He invented half this stuff. He’s a big man at Seagem. Hasn’t been into the office for five years, apparently. Works from home. Worked,’ he corrected himself. ‘Top man in development. Lives like this. Lived. Sends all his stuff in over the link. No one bothered about it, see, because he’s a genius. Then he missed an important deadline yesterday.’

That explained about the suit, then. Heard about Dever, of course, but all the pix in the mags showed this guy in a T-shirt and a grin. Old pix, then. A big man, yes. So maybe important stuff in the machine. Or he was testing something. Or they thought, maybe
someone
had slipped him a virus. After all, there were enough lines into the unit.

Nothing soiled though, I thought. Some people who are gone on afer will live in shit, but you do get the thorough ones, who work it all out beforehand – fridge stacked with TV dinners, bills paid direct by the bank, half an hour out from under every day for housework and aerobics, and then off they go for a holiday in their heads.

‘Better than most I’ve seen,’ I said. ‘Neat. No trouble to anyone. I’ve been called into ones because of the smell even when they weren’t dead.’

‘Why’s he got those pipes hooked up to the helmet?’ said the copper.

He really didn’t know. I supposed he hadn’t had much to do with afers, not really. A lot of the brighter coppers keep away from them, because you can get really depressed. What we had here was Entonox mixture, the intelligent afer’s friend. Little tubes to your nose plugs, then a little program on the machine which brings you out of your reality just enough every day for e.g. a go on the exercise bike, a meal, visit the bathroom.

‘If you’re going to drop out of your own reality, you need all the help you can get,’ I explained. ‘So the machine trickles you some gas and fades the program gradually. Gives you enough of a high to come out of it without screaming.’

‘What if the valves stick?’ asked the suit.

‘Can’t. There’s all kinds of fail-safes, and it monitors your—’

‘We believe the valves may have stuck,’ said the suit firmly.

Well. Good thinking. Seagem don’t make valves. The little gas units are definitely third-party add-ons. So if some major employee dies under the helmet, it’s nice to blame valves. Only I’ve never heard of a valve sticking, and there really are a load of fail-safes. The only way it’d work is if the machine held some things off and
some
things on, and that’s purpose, and machines don’t have that.

Only it’s not my place to say things like that.

‘Poor guy,’ I said.

The copper unfolded at high speed and grabbed my shoulder and towed me out and into a bedroom, just like that. ‘Just you come and look at this,’ he kept saying. ‘Just you come and look. This isn’t one of your bloody electronic things. Poor guy? Poor guy? This is real.’

There was this other dead body next door, see.

He thought I was going to be shocked. Well, I wasn’t. You see worse things in pictures of Ancient Egypt. You see worse things on TV. I see them for real, sometimes. Nearly fresh corpses can be upsetting, believe me, but this wasn’t because it’d been years. Plenty of time for the air to clear. Of course, I only saw the head, I wouldn’t have liked to have been there when they pulled the sheets back.

She might have been quite good looking, although of course it was hard to be sure. There were coroner’s stickers over everything.

‘Know what she died of?’ asked the copper. ‘Forensic think she was pregnant and something went wrong. She bled to death. And her just lying there, and him in the next room in his little porno world. Name was Suzannah. Of course, all the neighbours are suddenly concerned that they never saw her around for years. Kept themselves to themselves,’ he mimicked shrilly. ‘Half of ’em afers too, you bet.

‘He left her for five years. Just left her there.’

He was wrong. Listen, I’ve been called in before when an afer’s died, and like I said it’s the smell every time. Like rotting food, you know. But Dever or someone had sealed the room nicely, and put her in a body-bag thing.

Anyway, let’s face it, most people these days smell via a Seagem of some sort. Keeps you from smelling what you don’t want to smell.

It began with the Dataglove, and then there were these whole-body suits, and along with them were the goggles – later the helmets – where the computer projected the images. So you could walk into the screen, you could watch your hands move inside the images, you could feel them. All dead primitive stuff now, like Edison’s first television or whatever. No smell, not much colour, hardly any sensory feedback. Took them ages to crack smell.

Everyone said, hey, this is it, like your accountant can wear a whole reality suit and stroll around inside your finances. And chemists can manipulate computer simulations of molecules and that. Artificial realities would push back the boundaries of, you know, man’s thirst for wossname.

Well, yeah. My dad said once, ‘Know where I first saw a microchip? Inside a ping-pong game.’

So prob’ly those thirsty for pushing back boundaries pushed ’em back all right, but where you really started seeing reality units was on supermarket checkout girls and in sports shops, because you could have a whole golf course in your home and stuff like that. If you were really rich. Really very rich. But then Seagem marketed a cut-down version, and then Amstrad, and then everything went mad.

You see people in the streets every day with reality units. Mostly they’re just changing a few little things. You know. Maybe they edit out black men, or slogans, or add a few trees. Just tinkering a bit, just helping themselves get through the day.

Well sure, I know what some afers do. I know kids who think you can switch the wires so you taste sound and smell vision. What you really do is, you get a blinding headache if you’re lucky. And there’s the people who, like I said, can’t afford a rollafloor so they go hiking through the Venusian jungles or whatever in a room eight feet square and fall out the window. And afers have burned alive and
turned
into couch crisps. You’ve seen it all on the box. At least, you have if you’re not an afer. They don’t watch much.

Odd, really. Government is against it. Well, it’s a drug. One you can’t tax. And they say, freedom is the birthright of every individual, but you start being free, they get upset. Coppers seem to be offended, too. But … well. Take rape. I mean, you don’t hear about it these days. Not when you can pick up
Dark Alley Cruiser
down the rental shop. Not that I’ve watched it, you understand, but I’m told the girl’s very good, does all that’s expected of her, which you don’t have to be an Eisenstein to work out isn’t what it’d be like for real, if you catch my drift. And there’s other stuff, I won’t even mention the titles. I don’t need to, do I? It’s not all remakes of
Rambo XXIV
with you in the title role is what I mean.

I reckon what the coppers don’t like is there’s all this crime going on in your head and they can’t touch you for it.

There’s all that stuff on the TV about how it corrupts people. All these earnest professors sitting round in leather chairs – of course they never use their machines for anything except the nature programmes or high-toned stuff like
Madam Ovary
. Probably does corrupt people but, I don’t know, everything’s been corrupting people since the, you know, dawn of thingy, but with afers it stays inside. They aren’t about to go and knock over some thin little girl in cotton underwear coming back from the all-night chippy, not after
Dark Alley Cruiser
. Probably can’t, anyway. And it’s cheap so you don’t have to steal for it. A lot of them forget to feed themselves. Afers are the kind of problems that come with the solutions built in.

I like a good book, me.

They watched me very hard when I checked the gas-feed controls. The add-on stuff was pretty good. You could see where it was hooked into everything else. I bet if I had time to really run over it
on
the bench you’d find he had a little daydream every day. Probably didn’t even properly come out from under. Funny thing, that, about artificial realities. You know how you can be dreaming and the buzzer goes and the dream sort of incorporates the buzzer into the plot? Probably it was like that.

It had been well maintained. Cleaned regularly and everything. You can get into trouble otherwise, you get build-ups of gunk on connectors and things. That’s why all my customers, I tell them, you take out a little insurance, I’ll be round every six months regular, you can give me the key, I’ve even got a bypass box so if you’re, you know, busy I can do a quick service and be away and you won’t know I’ve been. This is personal service. They trust me.

I switched off the power to the alarms, cleaned a few boards for the look of it, reseated everything, switched it back on. Et wolla.

The copper leaned over my shoulder.

‘How did you do that?’ he said.

‘Well,’ I said, ‘there was no negative bias voltage on the sub-logic multiplexer,’ which shut him up.

Thing is, there wasn’t anything wrong. It wasn’t that I couldn’t find a fault, there was nothing to say that a fault existed. It was as if it’d just been told to shut down everything. Including him.

Valve stuck … that meant too much nitrous oxide. The scene of crime people prob’ly had to get the smile off his face with a crowbar.

The lights came on, there were all the little whirs and gurgles you get when these things boot up, the memory sinks started to hum, we were cooking with gas.

They got excited about all this.

And then, of course, I had to get out my own helmet.

Viruses, that’s the thing. Started off as a joke. Some kid’d hack into someone else’s reality, scrawl messages on the walls. A joke, like the McLints. Only, instead of scrambling the wage bill or wiping
out
English literature, you turned their brain to cheese. Frighten them to death, or whatever. Scares the hell out of some people, the thought that you can kill people that way. They act illogical. You find someone dead under an afer unit, you call in someone like me. Someone with no imagination.

You’d be amazed, the things I’ve seen.

You’re right.

You’re clever. You’ve had an education.

You’re saying, hey, I know what you saw. You saw the flat, right, and it was just like it was really, only maybe cleaner, and she was still alive in it, and maybe there was a kid’s voice in the next room, the kid they never had, because, right, he’d sat there maybe five years ago maybe while she was still warm and done the reality creation job of a lifetime. And he was living in it, just sane enough to make sure he kept on living in it. An artificial reality just like reality ought to have been.

Right. You’re right. You knew it. I should’ve held something back, but that’s not like me.

Don’t ask me to describe it. Why ask me to describe it? It was his.

I told the other two and the PR man said firmly, ‘Well, all right. And then a valve stuck.’

‘Look,’ I said, ‘I’ll just make a report, okay? About what I’ve found. I’m a wire man, I don’t mess around with pipes. But I wouldn’t mind asking you a question.’

That got them. That got them. People like me don’t normally ask questions, apart from, ‘Where’s the main switch?’

‘Well?’ said the suit.

‘See,’ I said, ‘it’s a funny old world. I mean, you can hide a body from people these days, it’s easy. But there’s a lot more to it in the real world. I mean, there’s banks and credit companies, right? And
medical
checks and polls and stuff. There’s this big electric shadow everyone’s got. If you die—’

They were both looking at me in this funny way. Then the suit shrugged and the uniform handed me this print-out from the terminal. I read it, while the memory sink whirred and whirred and whirred …

She visited the doctor last year.

The girl who runs the supermarket checkouts swears she sees her regularly.

She writes stories for kids. She’s done three in the last five years. Quite good, apparently. Very much like the stuff she used to do before she was dead. One of them got an award.

She’s still alive. Out there.

It’s like I’ve always said. Most of the conversations you have with most people are just to reassure one another that you’re alive, so you don’t need a very complex paragorithm. And Dever could do some really complex stuff.

She’s been getting everywhere. She was on that flight to Norway that got blown up last year. The stewardess saw her. Of course, the girl was wearing environment gear, all aircrew do, it stops them having to look at ugly passengers. Mrs Dever still had a nice time in Oslo. Spent some money there.

She was in Florida, too. At the same time.

She’s a virus. The first ever self-replicating reality virus.

She’s everywhere.

Anyway, you won’t of heard about it, because it all got hushed up because Seagem are bigger than you thought. They buried him and what was left of her. In a way.