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Ted L. Nancy
1413 1/2 Kenneth Rd. #193
Glendale, CA 91201
USA

Fårup Sommerland, 02/12/2009

Dear Mr. Nancy

We have received our letter regarding our mother.

Unfortunately we are not able to help you out as we have never heard about her. We do not have that kind of performance in our park and all our employees are Danish. Our park is only open May through August.

I hope you will be successful in finding your mother somewhere else.

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TED L. NANCY
1413 1/2 Kenneth Rd. #193
Glendale, CA 91201
[email protected]

Leasing Information
Kringlan, verslunarmistö,
Kringlunni 4–12, 103 Reykjavík,
ICELAND
[email protected]

Jul 9, 2009

Dear KINGLAN Mall Leasing:

I am interested in leasing mall space for my store in Iceland. I was told to contact you.

I will open EYE BROWSE. This is an eyeglass store that allows for leisurely browsing. This is not to be confused with EYE BROWS which is not us!

You can browse leisurely in my EYE BROWSE store looking at glasses and frames (and whatever else we have to look at). We are a discount eye browsing store much, much cheaper (that’s 2 muches) then our competitors. Eye Browse lets you really take your time, we encourage it. While Eye Brows are strips of hair over your eyes. We usually are located in a canvas tent like covering rather then a cement store. This canvas tent will be set up in the malls like a kiosk. However while a kiosk is open, our tent store allows customers to come in. The walls flap a little but flap noise is kept to a minimum especially with air conditioning. However, if you prefer I could rent a store with walls. Or any other store you have vacant. I am open on this (but prefer the tent)

I am the former owner of RIGAMA ROLLS which was a discount sandwich roll company that we felt we over expanded and eventually closed. We were located in the Tent store at many, many malls.

Please direct me as to who I get prices and info from for longtime leasing. Your mall is highly recommended by certain people. I will be hiring locally and paying for parking.

Respectfully,

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Kringlan Shopping Center
Kringlunni 4–12
103 Reykjavík
Iceland

Tel. + 354 568 9200
Fax + 354 568 9572

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Hello Ted

Thank you for showing Kringlan mall your intrest. At the moment there is no vacancy in the mall but I will keep your info on file.

Best regards

Sigurjon Orn Thorsson
General Manager
Kringlan 4–12
103 Reykjavík
Iceland
Tel. +354 517 9000
Fax. +354 517 9010

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EINGEGANGEN

06, JAN. 2010

1413 1/2 Kenneth Rd. #193
Glendale, CA 91201

Executive Offices
Taunus Wunderland Freizeitpark GmbH
Haus Zur Schanze 1
65388 Schlangenbad Germany

Dec 14, 2009

DEAR Taunus Wunderland Theme Park

I am trying to locate my father. I understand you have an employee working in your theme park professionally known as: PEEPO THE WONDER SQUIRT. (Real name Rudy Funch) He is part of the performing “Squeak Family” of which PIP THE MIGHTY SQUEAK is no longer involved.

I believe he works in your performance department. (Bungee jumps in bicycle shorts) He is my father. He has a catfish mustache. He is needed for a family emergency and we are trying to locate him. He may also be known as HALF THE MIGHTY PINT and he does pelican imitations and plays the banjo for guests at theme parks. His catch phrase is: “I needa–I needa–I needa an ointment on my scalp” He says it a lot in his act. I believe he is employed by you.

We need to locate him immediately and are having trouble.

I was told to write you with these details.

Can you let me know if my father is working at your theme park? Maybe in the woods wall climbing or tower scrambling.

Thank you, Taunus, for caring for others and helping others with people. For others. In matters.

Sincerely,

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