Authors: Andrew Vachss
Tags: #Hard-Boiled, #Mystery & Detective, #Children, #Children - Crimes against, #Terrorists, #Mystery Fiction, #Saudi Arabians - United States, #New York, #Kidnapping, #General, #New York (N.Y.), #United States, #Fiction, #Crime, #Private investigators - New York (State) - New York, #Child molesters, #Private Investigators, #New York (State), #Burke (Fictitious Character), #Saudi Arabians
* * *
H
ow did you find me? she asked, snubbing out her cigarette. Like you said, youre famous.
Yeah?
Yeah. Youre a for-real sub. When
you
get to pick your partner, you wouldnt even think about cash. But when you dont
Youre quick.
I can be.
Do I do anything for you?
Not yet, I said, fanning a sheaf of centuries.
You didnt answer my question.
Youre quick, too.
Sometimes, I think better after
This isnt about thinking, Barbi. Its about talking. Or not. You call it.
That got me a through-the-eyelashes look. When I didnt react, she said, What do you want? And how much is it worth?
A private client. The more little-girl you get, the better he likes it. Drops hints that what he wants is the real thing. Maybe even comes right out and says it.
A little girl? You mean, not playing: a
real
little girl?
Babies. Hed want to know if you knew someone who could connect him. Maybe hes a black-market adoption guy, maybe
Ive got a whole lot of them who want to spank naughty little girls. But its
me
they come to.
Im
the little girl. Im like an actress: you want a strict librarian, you want a brat, Ive got the outfits
and
the attitude. None of thats really about pain. You want to know what pain is, try getting yourself a Brazilian. So, yeah, Ive got the costumes. And the lollipops. But Little Lolita would be too old for the guy
you
want, right?
Right. Im not looking for a client of yoursI want someone you would have turned down. A buyer, not a renter. Maybe even someone looking for a regular supply.
She blew a smoke ring expertly. Waited a beat. Said: How about one who brings his own?
Baby? I asked casually, controlling my voice.
No. Shes maybe, I dont know, five, six years old, like that. I mean, shes his own kid, right? So if he wants her punished for doing something wrong
He pays you
?
To spank the little snot, thats right, she said, daring me to say anything. Kink is kink. I dont judge.
Me, either, I lied, thinking how Rejji had nailed this one cold. And he does sound like he could be the right guy.
He pays real good.
Me, too.
He
pays regular.
I get it. But
hes
not the man I want, just one who might give me a lead in the right direction. So youre not going to lose a client, see?
How high will you go? she said, flip-siding the question Id never ask her.
I dont bargain. You want
me
to name a price, then you either take it or you pass. Or
you
can pick the number, and I get to do the same.
I like it better when the mans in charge, she said, twisting her lips just in case I missed the point.
Five large. Cash. Here. In your hand. Now.
He pays
Im
paying five large.
She sat there, pouting. I stood up.
Okay, she said.
* * *
S
he travels for this one, I told Clarence, signing the same to Max. Her client only gets his kid every other weekend. Visitation. Its in the divorce decree.
House or apartment? Clarence asked.
House. Nassau County, I told him.
One of those tacky developments?
No, girl, I answered Michelle. Hes got himself a serious piece of ground. An acre plus, easy.
Max made the sign for a dog snapping its jaws.
No, I answered.
Does he have any other protection, mahn?
The usual, I told Clarence. But all electronic, nothing live.
Burke, shes not going to see?
No, honey, I promised Michelle. The whore told me how it goes. How it always goes. She drives to his house after dark. They sit in the living room, sip some wine, discuss what the little girls done
this
time. The scene is like theyre married, and the whore handles the discipline in the family. Meantime, the little girls in her own room, way in the back. Waiting for him to call her.
Michelles eyes went arctic.
But this time, hes not going to call her, I went on. Itll take a while, but, sooner or later
The little girl comes out
and finds the bodies.
I nodded.
I do not like that, Clarence said.
She
will, Michelle told him. Trust me on that one, honey.
I swept the room, holding all their eyes, one by one. This was family business, and we dont do consensus crap. Why vote when theres only one candidate?
Theres not going to be a sound, I said. The little girl, at first, shell creep down the hall, sneak a look. Probably think they just fell asleep. Shell go back to her room; I cant see her trying to wake them up. But next morning, when her fathers supposed to be bringing her back
Thats when shell call the cops. Like her mother should have, Michelle snarled.
Mother? I said. Mom gets ten large a month. Child support. You think she
doesnt
know?
There are all kinds of whores, little sister, Clarence said, gravely. Michelle was turning tricks before hed been born, but she just nodded.
A pro hit, was all she said. A double, in fact. Whore the cops going to look at first?
Max made a dismissive gesture.
Thats right, I agreed. The wife wasnt in on it, probably has the kind of alibi too good to plan. But the life-insurance guys are going to take a
hard
look at her. And theyve got enough muscle to make even the Nassau County cops work for that insane money they get paid.
Max nodded.
I unzipped an airline bag. It was stuffed with cash. All Id told Pryce was that the spank-whore was endangering the ongoing investigation; he wasnt the kind of employer who asked for expense-account receipts.
* * *
T
hings just dont seem the same. Paul Butterfield, moaning his bluesboy anthem out of the sound system the Mole had wired for me. Born in Chicago. Before my time. Gone before mine, too.
The blues arent about color, theyre about truth. Fuck those self-proclaimed purists who insist only genuine black malespreferably Delta-born ex-cons dying of TBqualify. Probably the same twits who used to sport Honkies for Huey buttons and delude themselves how they were getting
down
with the brothers. Today, they keep it real with gangsta-rap CDs that scream nigger louder than the KKK.
Naturally, they make an exception for Eric Clapton, which double-proves how weak they are. Claptons fingers never danced like Mike Bloomfields, and his voice doesnt belong in the same juke as Charlie Musselwhites
but they probably never heard of either one.
I tried the TV. Watched some sports journalists sit around and blather about team chemistry. Funny how they never say a word about the team chemist.
I remembered back when they blamed steroids for some pro wrestler killing his wife and young son, then hanging himself. Why all this focus on baseball? one of them demanded, righteously indignant. How come they dont do drug testing in pro wrestling?
The intellectual on the panel explained that drug testing wasnt a congressional priority because pro wrestling wasnt a sport, it was entertainment. Steroids were wrong, of course, but its not as if you needed a competitive edge in a staged event.
The others nodded at this trenchant analysis, proving doping
is
allowed in the broadcast industry. Sure, nobody cares about steroid use in pro wrestling, but that isnt because its not a real sportits because you cant
bet
on it. Who do you think cares more about an undetected competitive edgeprotectors of the purity of the game, or the gambling industry? Just look at how hard they slammed that pro-basketball ref who admitted taking money to fix games. Those lobbyists really earn their money.
I chewed a few burnt almonds to get the sickening taste out of my mouth, hit the mute, and opened the paper. Some wet-brain on the city council announced he was sponsoring legislation to ban pit bulls. Its not that he wasnt an animal-loverhe had a bichon frise, didnt he?its just that he felt a moral obligation to protect citizens from those genetically vicious creatures. Guess hed know about genetics, since his only qualification for public office was that his father had held the seat before him.
But the moron made me realize something: Id waited long enough.
* * *
I
want to buy her.
I aint in that business,
ese.
I know, I told the man who owned the two-pump gas station where I keep my Plymouth stashed, inside the same chain-link cage that protected trespassers from the pits who lived back there. Jester had built them a dog condo big enough for a family of six. Probably put in central air, too. But, come on, bro, you went out and got a mate for that dragon of yours. They got together, she had a litter, and you kept one of them. So you mustve done
something
with the others, yeah?
Never sold one, he said, as flexible as a suicide bomber. Jester was a businessman whose business you didnt want to know. Even if you missed the message of PELIGROS AUTOMOTIVE sloppily spray-painted over the never-opened garage slots, the OUT OF GAS sign permanently fixed to the pumps was clear enough.
I know that, I assured him. And I know they never went near a scratch-line, either. I was here when those punks tried to get you to put your big guy back into the same game you pulled him out of, remember?
He nodded. Crossed his arms. The python-tattooed biceps said he wasnt willing to concede he couldnt have handled all three of them by himself, but the nod granted that me slipping out from under the Plymouth and showing them I carried a snake of my owna four-inch Colt King Cobra .357had changed the odds.
Ive been coming here for years, right? You think Id ever?
No, no,
ese.
I know you dont even be
thinking
that. This on me, not you. When they was pups, I could find them homes with righteous folk, okay? But the little one, she been here too long. I call her Rosita, cause shes so pretty, but I never talk to her, you know? Not to her mother, either. That ones
muy loco;
a stone
cocodrilo.
You try and take her baby, she maybe take a piece of you,
comprende?
Ive been teaching the little one to trust me, Jester. For a long time now. Ill risk it.
You sure,
amigo
? You know her father. Nova, he was a murder machine when I took him away from those
maricóns
who put him in the pits. Only got him a girlfriend because I thought it would calm him down a little. But the bitch I found, she turned out to be even meaner than him. Got those
bruja
eyes, you know? Any baby
those
two make, got to be hellfire in a fur coat.
Ill risk it, I said again. How much for?
Why you talk to me like that,
hermano
? Remember the first time you come around, ask me about storing your ride? I tell you, got to make some calls first?
I remember.
Took a while, do that. What you think I am?
I made a confused face, not knowing where he was going. Vacant lots dont scare me, but landmines do.
I mean, you know Im not no citizen, he explained.
Me, either, I stalled.
But you
look
like one,
ese.
Come on, you make me for, what, Mexican, maybe?
No.
He narrowed his eyes. Im
some
kind of spic,
sí
?
Okay, I get it. I looked him over carefully, said: But not Cubano, not Puerto Rican. No way youre D.R., either.
You pretty good, man. Got any more?
I can cross off Brazil.
That was an easy one. You dont know no Portuguese, huh?
Escudo.
Bueno!
He chuckled. Jester was a good eight inches shorter than me. Maybe a hundred pounds heavier, with less fat on him than a runway model on the snort-a-line diet.
I know youve been locked up, I said, deliberately looking at the prison-issue tattoo that gave him the name I called him by. But not on this side of the border.
He shrugged.
And I dont see any MS-13 ink. Which means youre older than you look, because youve been across a long time.
Pablito said you was a detective.
Now it was my turn to give him a look. Not many could call Dr. Pablo Cintrone Pablito. You dont claim kinship with Una Gente Libre unless youre for real
or dont like oxygen.
Back in the day, UGL didnt operate like most so-called underground groups. No letters to the newspapers, no phone calls to the media, no bombs in public places. They had been credit-blamed for a number of outright assassinations over the yearsa mixed bag of sweatshop owners, slum landlords, dope dealers, and some apparently honest citizensbut they never counted coup.
The word would go on the street that UGL wanted someoneand that someone would disappear. Dead or fled
without a body, you could never be sure.
The Puerto Rican
independistas
had been quiet for years, working a different angle from decades ago, when they were all about urban warfare and the FALN was the most feared of all the guerrilla groups.
Pablo and I go back a long time, to years before he became
el jefe
of the UGL. When hed first introduced me to some of the fighters, hed been careful to call me
amigo mio,
not
amigo nuestro.
We dont exchange Christmas cards, but I was there the night his daughter was born, and I was there when one of his enemies had gone in the other direction.
His daughters grown now. But all the years havent widened the gap; if either of us reached, hed still be able to touch the other.
You the only gringo El Cańonero ever did a job for. Jester half-smiled, flashing his badge.
El Cańonero had been the second-most-feared sniper in the city. Never missed, never captured. Hes been out of action for years. Like the Prof always says, If theres a reason, theres a season. With UGL walking the slower road, switching from revolution to infiltration, El Cańonero was a hibernating bear. But spring always comes.
If Jester could even
find
Pablo, never mind get the UGL boss to vouch for me personally, his own roots went deep.
Guatemala? I guessed.
I got this when I was thirteen, he said, flexing so the jester tattoo popped. You know what it means?
Respect.
Sí.
Only one way to get that. I was born strong, and I learned to take a beating real young. Nothing special about that, not where I come from. They had some very bad
hombres
in that joint, but none of them laughed at the car batteries those cock-suckers used.
Thats how I got my name. I think it made me crazy, the pain. I dont remember actually laughing, but thats what they said I was doing when the
puercas
threw me back into the cage, after they finished their fun.
In that cage, I had special respect. The old man who put this mark on me, hed been locked down all his life, never to leave. He was the one who taught me. When I learned enough, I hired out.
Your name can fly right over these walls, he told me. And it worked just like the old man said it would: One of the
narco-reyes
bought me a pardon. I was supposed to go work for him, pay off what it cost him.
Yeah, I know. A labor bond. They heard about how you handled enforcer work, so
You got it.
That old man, he named you right. The joke was on them, huh?
Three of them were there, all in white. They told me what I was supposed to do. Very simple. They bought me, so they owned me. They saw a big, stupid dog. Me, all I saw was three chicken necks. Snapped like dead twigs.
After that, I found the people the old man had told me about, and they got me across. Pablo, he was waiting, just like the old man promised.
You ever get enough cash together to spring him? I asked, knowing that would have been Jesters first move.
More than enough, he said. Took a few months, but then I made the call. Thats when I found out he was dead. They killed him the day after I made my move. The powder men marched right into the prison, took the old man out of his cell, and dragged him into the yard. They held him down on a block and sawed off his head. Slow, so everyone watching would see what it cost to fuck with them.
Evil fucking
That didnt buy them respect, bro; it cost them. The guy who told me about it said the old mans head kept rolling around the yard for a long time. Said his face was grinning like a cat in cream. Talk about the last laugh, huh?
Madre Dios!
Jester laughed out loud. You sad, Burke, he said, using my name for the first time. Pablito always said you speak Spanish like you dance.
I cant I said. Then I started laughing, too.