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Still can’t believe

I kissed him.

—
Rosally Sapla

 

 

Long distance didn’t make

love easier.

—
Rachel Kramer Bussel

 

 

My book title makes dating

awkward.

—
V. V. Ganeshananthan

 

 

Big ambitions. Chased

women. Oh well…

—
Don Cummer

 

 

Child bride sticks

with first love.

—
Erika Munson

 

 

I asked, sadly she said no.

—
Judy Hasday

 

 

We were roadkill on

love’s highway.

—
Kyla E. Town

 

 

It was always better

with strangers.

—
Igby Kin

 

 

Replaced by a mail-order

bride.

—
Marissa Jacobe

 

 

Screwed. Screwed Up.

Settled down. Happier.

—
Steve Almond

 

 

Oh, I loved you so much…

—
Tillie Seger

 

 

He was “our” dog—

not anymore.

—
Chris Teja

 

 

Red flags all over China,

heartbroken.

—
Amy Blumenreder

 

 

Kissing technique learned from

watching television.

—
Mark Harris

 

 

Said I pulled out,

I lied.

—
Troy Nickerson

 

 

Among your sexiest

attributes: health

insurance.

—
Jaynel Attolini

 

 

She left all her things

behind.

—
Craig Fishburn

 

 

Loved them all, for a

minute.

—
Ian Fischer

 

 

Don’t want your ring. Just love.

—
Naomi Piercey

 

 

Teen homewrecker.

Still miss his kid.

—
Martha Garvey

 

 

Hired me. Fired me.

Married me.

—
Julie Klam

 

 

You were

my Little

Red-Haired

Girl.

—
Patricia Bailey

 

 

Girl beautiful. No

Mercedes. No love.

—
Sujoy Kumar Chowdhury

 

 

Jeannette’s spell influences my

every thought.

—
Jordan Brady

 

 

He should have married

the television.

—
Tammy Lunn

 

 

Wined, dined, free.

Bedded, wedded, flee.

—
Gail L. Jenner

 

 

Never again. Maybe Once. Yes, okay.

—
Emma Starr

 

 

He preferred buddies.

Buddy preferred me.

—
Tara Lazar

 

 

Unfortunately eight

inches was not

enough.

—
Steven Banks

 

 

More complicated than

movies let on.

—
Erin McIntosh

 

 

Job requires me

to contemplate

cunnilingus.

—
Dan Savage

 

 

I fell in love twice today.

—
Vanessa Aricco

 

 

She got Hodgkin’s

lymphoma. I bailed.

—
Michael Malice

 

 

He loved the Mac, not me…

—
Ellen Holmes

 

 

Wow. Didn’t think

she’d do that.

—
Gary Belsky

 

 

Maybe he will call me tomorrow.

—
Jody Madala

 

 

Married a hottie,

divorced a hothead.

—
Pixie Paradiso

 

 

Shhh. You won’t feel a thing.

—
Emily Doherty

 

 

Me, wife, boyfriend;

polyamory can work.

—
Amy Collins

 

 

Bemoaning the memory of

unreciprocated affection.

—
Francis DiClemente

 

 

I love you and I’m leaving.

—
Christine Stewart

 

 

Said no. Twice. When is yes?

—
Lisa Brennan-Jobs

 

 

Went for milk,

never came back.

—
Lindsay Freda

 

 

Well, my children still love me.

—
Bill Shapiro

 

 

We kissed before

he was arrested.

—
Melissa Jun Rowley

 

 

Sex. Three weeks

from Thursday, OK?

—
Adam L. Penenberg

 

 

Happiness is a bed to

myself.

—
Michelle Ponto

 

 

I kicked Romeo’s ass. The End.

—
Lee Payne

 

 

After a divorce,

orgasms are possible.

—
Becky Judge

 

 

Beloved’s face.

Like staring at God.

—
Susan Dickman

 

 

He sees the me I don’t.

—
Mary Catherine Hamelin

 

 

Concern with freedom became his

bondage.

—
Teresa Lin

 

 

I have never been in love.

—
Peter Blue

 

 

We can share secrets

and bras.

—
Caroline Paul

 

 

eHarmony reject, Match.com failure,

unloveable me.

—
Tammy L. Denton

 

 

Looked, liked, lusted,

loved, lost, lonely.

—
Susan Hale