Authors: Jennifer Crusie
Tags: #Fiction, #Contemporary Women, #Romance, #Contemporary, #Romantic Comedy
"David?" Tony said, looking up from his spaghetti.
"Hey, Emilio?" Liza yelled over the kitchen noise. "I'm taking a break."
"Oh, no," Tony said.
"Eat your pasta," Liza said, moving toward the door.
"Oh, hell," Tony said and dropped his fork to follow her.
When Min was wound so tight, she was shaking, Cal laced his fingers in her hair and turned her head to show her the mantel clock. "It's nine-thirty-five," he said, his voice husky. "I lost the bet to David. It's over."
"We wasted five minutes?" Min said wildly.
"You weren't complaining," Cal said, resting his head on her stomach.
"Take me to bed or do me on this couch," Min said, breathing hard. "I want you
now
."
"I'm definitely marrying you," Cal said, and pulled her up off the couch and toward the bedroom.
She tripped behind him and then gasped as he toppled her onto her satin comforter, her body sizzling against the cool fabric as he stripped and found a condom, and then he was beside her, pressed hotly against her, and she closed her eyes to savor him, bone and muscle hard against her.
"Don't wait,
" she said, and felt his hands on her again, sliding over her, making every nerve she had scream, and when his fingers slipped inside her again, she opened to him, shaking under him, and when she felt his body between her thighs, she arched to meet him, desperate to feel him hard inside her. His eyes were hot on her and she stared back, caught, crazy for him, and then he kissed her and slipped his tongue in her mouth as he slid into her, slick and hot, and she gasped and clutched at him as the shock of him went everywhere.
He pulled back and then slid deeper, and she bit her lip, weak with pleasure as heat thickened in her, and then she began to move with him, catching his rhythm, dizzy with the Tightness of him, of them together. He whispered in her ear as he moved against her, telling her that he loved her, that she was beautiful, that she was his, over and over and over, until she could feel him everywhere, his voice and his breath and his hands and his body, all loving her, making her drunk with love and lust. She licked her tongue across his lips and she told him she loved him, forever, forever, no end, forever, and she felt him build in her blood, felt him everywhere, in her fingertips, behind her eyes, and deep and low where they were locked together, where the heat and the pressure and the tension twisted and tightened, glitter and stars, fusing into brightness sharper than anything ever before. He rocked higher, sharper, and she dug her fingernails into him and cried his name as he rocked again and again and then she broke, arching under his hands as he held her down, spasming helplessly as his body surged against hers. And then, while she was still clutching him, still gasping from shattering ecstasy, he shuddered, too, and collapsed into her arms.
"Oh,
God
," Min said, when she could speak again.
"Good?" he said, breathless, and she shook her head.
"Very good. World class. Phenomenal." She took a deep breath to stop the gasping and he slid his hand up to her breast where it belonged. She put her hand over his and pressed it tighter to her, and drew in another deep breath. "God, I love you."
"Good," Cal said, looking exhausted. "I love you, too. Sorry we didn't have time to talk about what you wanted."
"I wanted that," Min said between breaths.
"You got it," Cal said, and rolled his head and caught sight of her clock. "Oh, Christ."
Min looked up at her curling brass headboard and drew in a deep sighing breath. "I think I might want to be tied to this headboard someday."
"Just for the record," Cal said, "I usually last more than seven minutes." He let his head fall back onto her pillow. "Of course, foreplay usually doesn't last a month." He took a deep breath. "Go ahead, tell me the statistics on how long foreplay usually lasts."
"Not long enough," Min said. "You're the exception. Maybe I'll tie you to this headboard. And
I'll
do the chocolate icing."
Cal closed his eyes. "T
hank
you. I'd like that. Make a list. We'll do it all. Probably not tonight, but eventually."
Min curled into him as her pulse began to slow. "I'm so happy. I'm so crazy about you, and I'm so happy."
He rolled closer to her and kissed her, and she settled into him, safe and warm and satisfied.
"I love you," he said, and she opened her mouth to tell him that she loved him, too, when someone began to pound on her door.
"What the hell is that?" Cal said.
"My door?" Min said.
"Did Diana forget her key?" Cal eased himself up into a sitting position. "Ouch. You're a very athletic woman, Minerva."
"Not really," Min said as the phone rang. "I got C's in gym."
"They were giving you the wrong assignments." Cal patted her on the hip and reached for his pants. "You get the phone. I'll get the door. I'll meet you back here. Stay naked."
Cal buttoned his shirt as he crossed Min's living room, reminding himself that yelling at his future sister-in-law would be bad. That made him almost glad when he yanked open the door and saw David instead. He could yell anything he wanted at that dickhead.
"Is Min here?" David said, looking smug.
"Yes, go away." Cal started to close the door and then remembered. "You won. I'll send you a check tomorrow. Now go away."
"I don't think so." David blocked the doorway. "I have to see Min."
"David?" Min said from behind them, and when they turned, Cal lost his breath.
She had her blue-violet comforter wound around her and Elvis twining around her ankles, but her shoulders were bare, and she looked disheveled and rumpled, her gold-tipped curls tousled, her baby-doll cheeks flushed, and her full lips bruised and rosy, and Cal thought,
I did that,
and wanted her again so much that he took a step toward her.
"God," David said, slackjawed.
"Mine," Cal said. "Go away."
"You won," David said, and shoved the check at him.
"What?" Cal frowned at him. "No."
"The bet was for midnight," David said, still staring at Min. "You've got more than two hours left." He smiled at Min. "Guess Calvin the Great is also Calvin the Fast."
"Oh, for crying out loud," Cal said as Elvis hissed at David and David took a step back.
"
It was for midnight?'"
Min's voice was too high as she came closer to them, tripping over the comforter on the way.
Minerva, what are you up to
? Cal thought, and watched her with interest and rebounding lust.
"Of course it was." David smiled triumphantly at Cal. "All bets end at midnight."
Min hauled the comforter up again. "Do you mean to tell me," she said, her voice breaking, "that Cal
won this bett
?"
"Oh, yes," David said, smugly.
"Well, gee, t
hank
s," Min said in her normal voice as she took the check out of his hand. "I can always use ten bucks."
"What?" David said, losing his smug.
Min smiled cheerfully at David. "I know Cal won it," she said, "but we have this unwritten rule that I get all the money he wins on me. I'm picking up quite a bit of spare change that way, so this—" She looked at the check and almost dropped her comforter.
"Oh, my God.
"
"Not ten bucks," Cal said, yanking up the comforter before she lost it.
Min looked up at him, appalled. "You bet
ten thousand dollars
you could get me into bed?"
"No," Cal said. "I'm going to get a T-shirt made that says, 'I did not make that bet.'"
"Ten thousand dollars," Min said, looking at the check again. "If you'd told me about this the first night and offered to split it, I'd have slept with you then."
"Really?" Cal said.
"No," Min said.
"I didn't think so." Cal took the check out of her hand and pushed it at David. "You can go now."
"What is that?" David said, pointing to the couch.
Cal looked back and saw Min's belt still draped over the arm.
"He tied me to the couch," Min said helpfully. "Then he ripped off my nightgown and smeared chocolate icing on me and licked it off. It was a
nightmare
." She grinned. "If you leave, we can do it again." She looked at Cal. "We're not out of doughnuts, are we?"
"If we are, I will run out and get more," Cal said. "Run being the operative word."
David looked floored. "That's ..."
Min waited.
". .. so not like you," he finished.
"Well, it wasn't," Min said. "It is now."
"But—" David began, and then Nanette and George pushed him out of the doorway to get into the room.
"Oh, great," Cal said, lust evaporating as George caught sight of him.
"That's what I came to tell you," Min said, clutching her comforter more tightly. "David called Di, who called to warn me that he'd probably called some others."
"
You
," George said, heading for Cal, and Min stepped between them.
"You're overreacting," Min said to George.
"I've never liked your apartment, dear," Nanette said, looking around. Then she saw the green and white bag on the table. "
Doughnuts
?"
"You should have been feeding me cocaine," Min said to Cal. "I understand that's slimming."
George stuck to his guns. "Min, David says this man made a wager that he could—"
"No," Min said. "
David
tried to get him to make that bet but Cal said no. Go yell at David."
"Then what's this?" George ripped the check out of Cal's hand. "This is—" He caught sight of the amount. "—for ten thousand dollars." He looked at Cal. "You're not only immoral, you're reckless with money."
"I didn't make the bet," Cal said. "And no one will ever believe that."
"I believe it," Min said, smiling up at him.
"Then the hell with everybody else," Cal said, and moved closer to her.
George drew himself up. "Minerva, get your clothes on, you're coming home."
"Dad, I'm thirty-three," Min said. "No." She reached out and took the check out of his hand. "Go home now. Take Mother with—"