Better Homes and Corpses (2 page)

TWO

Two hours later, I was seated in an East Hampton patrol car. A young policeman, his face shielded by a hat, sat next to me entering data into his tablet. The estate around us buzzed. There were no sirens or flashing lights. Even in the off-season, the police were careful of making a spectacle of themselves in the prestigious Hamptons community.

“You okay?” the officer asked.

No, I’m not okay and never will be again.
All that came out was a hiccup that sounded more like a beer belch.

Caroline Spenser’s body remained inside. The paramedics carried Jillian out the front door, her thin body wrapped papoose-style in a navy blanket. Before she disappeared inside the ambulance, Jillian’s pleading eyes found mine. I’d let her down.

After the ambulance pulled away, the officer extended a well-muscled arm. His smile revealed chalk-white teeth—a welcome contrast to the gruff Detective Shoner I’d met inside. “I’m Officer Bach.”

“Meg Barrett.”

“Where to, Ms. Barrett?”

I pointed to a bumper sticker on the back of my Jeep that read, MONTAUK
—
THE END, referring to the town’s location on Long Island.

Up until this morning, I’d always thought of Montauk as the beginning.

“Can’t I take my car?”

“Evidence. Needs to be processed.”

Officer Bach put his tablet in the backseat and we pulled away from the estate. After a few wasted attempts at chitchat, we continued in silence. In Amagansett, undulating sand dunes played peekaboo with the ocean. The Seafood Shanty, a shell of its former self, was covered in plywood and hidden behind scraggly beach grass. In a few months, cars would line both sides of the highway for a chance to sample the Shanty’s pricey lobster roll. Delicious, but three bites later you were done. I’d discovered better places to score fresh seafood without breaking the bank.

When we reached Montauk, I exhaled. Even though the small town was only a short distance from East Hampton, it felt like I was miles from civilization. Montauk was the un-Hampton. Unpretentious and untamed.

We passed the IGA, the only full-service grocery store in town, which stocked my basics: milk, bread, and Ben & Jerry’s New York Super Fudge Chunk. After what I’d just seen at the Spenser estate, the thought of food, even Super Fudge Chunk, made me queasy. I closed my eyes and thought back to my first trip to Montauk. I knew I was home when I saw a sun-faded sign in a restaurant window—
HELP WANTED—PIANO PLAYER
WHO CAN SHUCK CLAMS
.

Officer Bach left me at my door. I walked in and dropped my keys and cell phone into a yellowware bowl—a thank-you
from decorating guru Molly McPherson after I worked with her in my former life on an
American Home and Garden
magazine spread. Like Molly, Caroline Spenser had a grand passion for collecting. Did that passion have anything to do with her murder?

At the French doors I looked out at the beautiful seascape and thought back to Thursday, when I saw Jillian Spenser at the East Hampton Library. It had been so long since we’d shared a dorm room, that to be perfectly honest, the only time I thought of her was when I read an article in
Dave’s Hamptons
about her mother, Caroline, and her legendary collections.

After I’d filled Jillian in with the reason I moved to Montauk, she asked, “Are you sure your fiancé was cheating?”

“Sure enough to leave Manhattan with a packed U-Haul of ‘vintage crap,’ as Michael called it, and move to the easternmost tip of Long Island.”

“Oh, Meg, you’re so hot, you’ll have no problem finding a guy. Mother’s having one of her cocktail parties tomorrow. I’d love for you to come. She’s invited her usual stable of men. Hopefully they’ll swarm around you and leave me alone.”

I accepted, thinking of all the advantages of rubbing elbows with Jillian’s mother and her elite group of friends. It would be the perfect opportunity to pass out my Cottages by the Sea business cards. Only I, woman of big cojones and little capital, would try to erect an interior design business in the glitzy Hamptons.

Initially, the cocktail party had been a disappointment until Jillian’s mother had stopped at the bottom of a flight of steps leading to a fourth-floor attic and mentioned in her perfect snooty English accent that it was filled with artifacts from her deceased husband’s family, a family that had been
one of East Hampton’s first. Attics were my number one fantasy, right behind a date with my latest movie-star crush or a winning Mega Millions lottery ticket. Not necessarily in that order. On my way out, I handed Caroline Spenser my business card. She gave me a disgusted look and said in front of the entire line of guests waiting to say their good-byes, “What’s that sticking out from the back hem of your skirt?” I turned and saw something ecru. Not toilet paper. No. Something much worse. I tugged and out came a huge pair of underwear. Granny panties. Not mine. The static from my Lycra skirt must’ve picked up someone’s stray from the commercial dryer at the Wash n Dri. Any chance I had of her calling flew out the door with me.

So I was floored when Jillian phoned later that night to tell me her mother wanted to hire me—not to decorate the thirty-four-room, fifteen-thousand-square-foot mansion, but to separate the worthy from the undesirable in the attic.

*   *   *

Now I shuddered, thinking of how it had all gone so terribly wrong. The carnage I’d just witnessed seemed surreal. I held back my gag reflex for the hundredth time and instinctively picked up the phone and called Elle. Elle Warner was also an
American Home and Garden
magazine alumnus. She recently quit as antiques and collectibles editor, much to the managing editor’s, aka my former fiancé Michael’s, dismay. Go, Elle! She now owned a packed-to-the-rafters antique shop in nearby Sag Harbor, which she inherited from her great-aunt.

“Mabel and Elle’s Curiosities, your junk’s our treasure,” Elle answered.

“Thank God you’re there.”

“Whatzzz up, cheeky monkey?”

“Just went to the Spenser Estate . . .”

“And you found an unsigned Monet and they told you to keep it because they have gazillions of dollars?”

“Not exactly. There’s, um . . . There’s been a murder.”

“Bloody hell. Bugger! A murder! Whose?”

“What’s with the UK slang?”

“I was practicing for my first meeting with Her Highness.”

“Well, I don’t think that will be happening too soon. Caroline Spenser is the one who was murdered.”

“The Queen Mother of the Hamptons? Oh my God! Are you okay?”

Elle knew about my appointment at the Spenser estate and had even planned to help me go through the contents of the attic.

I described my interrogation with Detective Shoner, from the East Hampton Town Police Department, followed by an hour of questioning by the chief of homicide from Suffolk County, not to mention four escorted trips to the bathroom. I told her I would call later with the details once I’d digested the morning’s horrors.

I lit a fire in the flagstone fireplace and grabbed a bottle of water from my vintage turquoise “icebox,” as my rental agent and friend, Barb, called it. My cottage was Montauk’s last four-room 1930s holdout, located directly on the ocean. It was slated to be torn down when my two-year lease ran out. Apparently, the owner’s architect wasn’t available until then. Wish I could say my Cottages by the Sea business was booked that far ahead.

I loved the cottage’s simplicity. The main floor contained a vintage kitchen and great room with wide wood-plank floors, a fireplace, and three-sided ocean views. Upstairs were a bedroom and a bathroom. The bedroom had an attic
ceiling and tiny Juliet balcony. An old claw-foot tub was the star of the small bathroom and, for the life of me, I couldn’t figure out how they’d gotten it up the narrow staircase.

Up until now, I’d always felt safe and secure in my tiny haven. I had a goose bump premonition that all was going to change. I took ten steps from the kitchen to the sofa and dissolved into the down cushions.

A shrill cry and thump, thump, thump startled me awake. The first thing I thought of was Caroline Spenser’s corpse.

Outside noises didn’t usually bother me, but I’d breached the first rule in hearing aid etiquette when I’d dozed off wearing my hearing aids. Luckily I’d fallen asleep on my back. If I’d turned on my side, the feedback would have been earsplitting.

I grabbed my coat and stepped onto the wood landing that overlooked the beach. Arctic wind sandpapered my face. Next to me, a mottled seagull shrieked in frustration as he smacked a crab carcass against the railing.

“Keep it down, buddy!”

The gull glanced over with a
get a life
look, then took off.

He could be right.

On the east side of my cottage was a nature preserve, and on the west, a large, modern cottage. My neighbor was a summer occupant. Usually I loved having the beach to myself in the off-season. Not tonight. The large wet snowflakes that hit my cheeks didn’t add comfort to my newfound feeling of isolation. I turned to go back inside, but a flicker of light on the beach stopped me. The lantern he held highlighted his tall dark form. I watched as he headed east toward the lighthouse then crept down to the water’s edge.

The wind whistled in and out of my hearing aids, adding a spooky soundtrack to the barren beach, and my macabre
thoughts recalled Caroline Spenser’s bludgeoned form. But that didn’t stop me from trekking to the other side of the nature preserve.

I looked at the dark cottage on top of the cliff. It belonged to Patrick Seaton, a bestselling author of corporate thrillers. He’d moved to Montauk after the death of his wife and young child. Montauk’s celebrity recluse. We’d never been introduced, but his solitary figure could be seen most every night, walking the shore.

Occasionally, Patrick Seaton left a few lines of classical poetry etched on the beach in front of his cottage.

I swept my flashlight like a metal detector across the sand.

But didn’t find any gold.

THREE

For obvious reasons, I’d had a hard time falling asleep Saturday night. I’d spent most of Sunday morning waiting in line at an estate sale, which had netted me a big fat zero because I’d slept too late and arrived at nine instead of six thirty. My fellow compatriots had beaten me to the spoils and I didn’t care, because all I could think about was Caroline Spenser. Her murder was plastered all over the newspapers, and when I came back to my cottage Sunday afternoon, every TV news channel had footage of the Queen of the Hamptons’ death. I was happy to see a clip of Jillian arriving home from Southampton Hospital, proving she hadn’t suffered any physical damage. I could only imagine the psychological.

Monday was my designated morning to meet Doc for breakfast. A way for his buddy, aka my ex-cop father, to keep tabs on me.

“Hey, you started without me!”

Doc Heckler’s tall egret frame was perched on a red
vinyl–and-chrome stool at the counter of Paddy’s Pancake House. The pancake house was packed with year-rounders. I was pretty sure the décor hadn’t changed in forty years, evidenced by the black-and-white photos that lined the walls and the speckled gray Formica counter that ran the length of the room.

“Didn’t think you’d show up. You’re ten minutes late.” A strand of Swiss cheese yo-yoed from Doc’s trim white beard.

I took the stool next to him. “Everything’s in slo-mo since Saturday.”

Doc Heckler went to the same police academy as my father, but they parted ways when Doc went on to med school to become a Wayne County medical examiner. He’d recently purchased a small cabin on Lake Montauk with the goal of honing skill at sportfishing.

“Have anything to do with the murder in East Hampton?” The brightness of his eyes dropped a notch. Doc wasn’t anything like TV coroners, with their wisecracking quips, sandwich in one hand, bone saw in the other; he literally heaved before and after each autopsy, not because of the gore, but because he cared about his patients. If he had to do it over again, Doc said he’d be an obstetrician—“Bring ’em in whole, instead of tearing them apart.”

After filling Doc’s cup, Rose, Paddy’s wife, left a carafe in front of us with a sticker that read, “Leaded.” I pointed to “eggs benedict” on the menu. Wordlessly, she jotted my order on her pad and walked away.

I filled my cup and added milk. “How did you first hear about the murder?”

“I heard on the police scanner they’re calling in everyone they can to catch this monster. I was going to head out and see if I can be of any help.”

“You have a scanner? Thought you were retired.”

“Old habits.” He wiped his chin. “Murders in the Hamptons are pretty rare. Figure they might benefit from someone who lived in a city that averages over three hundred a year.”

“Then you’ll be surprised to hear I’m the one who found Caroline Spenser and her daughter.”

“Thought only the mother was murdered.”

“Oops. Slip of the tongue. I found Caroline Spenser dead and her daughter wounded but alive.” I know I sounded glib, but I didn’t want to let on how gut-wrenching the whole murder scene had been. Especially to worrywart Doc.

“What!” All eyes turned toward us. Doc lowered his voice. “Did you tell your father?”

“On his honeymoon, remember?”

He dropped his fork.

It was hard to hear Doc over the background din of the restaurant, so I focused on his mouth. Reading lips was something I’d done since I was a little girl. Neither I, nor my parents, knew I had a hearing loss until I was tested in middle school. An ear infection in my preschool years was the most likely cause. Up until that time, I thought everyone heard things the way I did: a combination of figuring out most words and reading lips for the sounds I missed.

“What exactly were you doing at the Spenser estate?” he asked.

“I had a meeting scheduled with Jillian and Caroline Spenser. Jillian and I were roommates at NYU. If you’re going out there, mind if I hitch a ride? You can even drop me off on the way back so I can pick up my Jeep.” I raised Doc’s mug in the air. “Rose, two coffees and my benedict to go, please.”

Doc took a swig of coffee and arched an eyebrow. “To go?”

I’d won. If he refused, he knew I’d find a way to Seacliff on my own. I was just like Dear ole Dad, as he reminded me on more than one occasion.

In East Hampton, Doc took the fork to the left of Town Pond. Town Pond was encircled by lush mossy grass and centuries-old weeping willows. It was also the yearlong home of two white swans.

“Bet those swans aren’t real,” I said. “No doubt the mechanical brainchild of some movie producer trying to create the perfect location for his summer vacation.”

“You’re starting to sound like a local.”

I held my breath as we passed South End Cemetery, a superstitious act I’d never own up to. The tilted slab headstones dated back to the seventeenth century, monuments to East Hampton’s founding fathers and mothers, and, more than likely, a few Spensers.

This time, the approach to Seacliff didn’t seem as awe-inspiring as my last. The trees seemed bare and lonely, like stick figures trying to protect a house of cards. Uniformed personnel walked the perimeter, their patrol cars parked on the side road in deference to the billionaire neighbors. Officer Bach, my chauffeur from the morning of the murder, allowed Doc to pass through the gates. Today, unlike Saturday morning, there were three vehicles parked in the front circle: a black BMW sedan, a tan Mercedes SUV, and a Harley motorcycle.

Doc stopped the car in front of the steps to the main house. “Here, take this.” He shoved a mini–tape recorder into my palm.

I tossed the recorder in my bag. “You’re not coming in?”

“No. I’m going to help search the neighborhood. Officially, I’m not supposed to be here. I’ll be back in half an hour.”

I rang the intercom and the door was opened by a red-
faced woman with an ample bosom. Then again, everything about Mrs. Arnold was ample—except her countenance. Put a white bonnet on her and she’d be the perfect scullery maid in a Victorian miniseries. I wondered where the housekeeper and her caretaker husband had been the morning of the murder.

“Ms. Barrett? Was Miss Jillian expecting you?” She looked like she’d just spent the better part of an hour sucking lemons.

“I’ve come to pay my respects and see how Jillian’s holding up.”

Mrs. Arnold hesitated as a baritone voice called out from the shadows. “Who is it, Frieda?”

“Someone come to see Miss Jillian.”

A tall man stepped into the doorway. His dark hair fell in soft layers at his neck. He wore a black T-shirt and a pair of worn jeans that appeared painted on. When I looked into his eyes, everything else faded. They were blue—cerulean blue—and as cold as hell.

“What do you want?” he asked.

“I, uh, came to see Jillian and pay my condolences.” I really, really, hated situations like this. Finding the right words to say. I’ve been known to cry at weddings. Laugh at funerals. I’m much better at writing down my feelings.

“And you would be?”

“Meg Barrett.” I extended my hand, but he didn’t take it. “I’m an old school chum of Jillian’s.”
Chum?
“I wanted to see how she’s holding up.”
And I found the Queen Mother of the Hamptons’ body in the hallway behind you.

“Oh.” He turned and walked away. My hands instinctively pulled down my hat, shielding my hearing aids—some old habits never died.

As I gazed at the contradictory welcome mat under my
feet, the housekeeper reappeared and grudgingly led me into the foyer. I’d only met Mrs. Arnold once before Friday’s cocktail party. In the middle of Jillian’s and my freshman year in college, Mrs. Arnold and her husband had been dispatched to Manhattan to help pack up Jillian’s belongings. Mrs. Arnold had ordered me around like a drill sergeant, while Jillian looked on from the bed. I’d let the housekeeper get away with it because I could tell Jillian was disappointed her mother hadn’t come, but it didn’t mean I’d forgotten the shabby treatment.

Mrs. Arnold stopped in front of the open door to the library. “Miss Jillian’s inside. You can only stay a minute. She needs her rest. Don’t you dare upset her.” Then she squeaked away on rubber-soled shoes.

I stepped inside. The library was slightly smaller than the New York Public. Jillian lay on a cushioned chaise, her body entombed in a fur blanket. An older man sat on a leather sofa, and the rude guy I’d met at the front door faced the fireplace.

Jillian motioned to me with a slight lift of her wrist and, just as I started toward her, Adam Prescott rushed into the room. Jillian had introduced me to Adam at the cocktail party; apparently, he’d been in charge of keeping tabs on Caroline Spenser’s numerous antique and art acquisitions.

“Can someone get that damned dog out of my room? He used my vintage Versace tie as a chew toy.” Then Adam turned to me. “Hello, Meg. What brings you here?” He had classic features, like a Norse god, or the lead actor in the
Thor
movies; almost
too
good-looking.

“I wanted to see how Jillian’s doing.”

The guy from the front door addressed Adam. “I’ll take care of the dog. No need to upset Jillian.”

Jillian broke in, “Meg, this is my brother, Cole.”

He turned to look at me and, once again, his ice-blue eyes left me breathless.

“And my physician, Dr. Greene. Meg’s the one who found Mother and me . . .” She broke into a sob and Dr. Greene bounded toward her with lightning speed.

Cole ignored Adam, walked over, and took my hand. “Sorry if I was rude earlier. We’re all under a lot of stress. Thanks for coming. I’m sure it wasn’t easy.” He dropped my hand and the warmth drained from my fingertips. After a small peck on Jillian’s forehead, he strode toward the door. Before exiting, Cole turned to me. “Nice meeting you, Meg. Thanks for looking after Jillian.”

Then he was gone.

Adam said, “Funny how we don’t see that guy for years, but he shows up for the reading of the will.”

Jillian whispered, “He’s grieving too . . .”

Adam went to Jillian and put a hand on her shoulder. “How
are
you feeling?”

Even though no one offered me a seat, I took Dr. Greene’s warm spot on the sofa. Jillian lay back and closed her eyes while Dr. Greene took her pulse. She was so pale I hoped he’d find one.

“Maybe we should let Jillian rest,” Dr. Greene said firmly.

A low rumble filled the room. Mrs. Arnold entered, pushing a cart topped with a sterling tea service. She nudged Adam out of the way and stopped beside Jillian.

“No problem, Doctor. Just let me know if she remembers anything.” Adam smiled and exited the library.

Confused by his comment, I looked from Jillian to Dr. Greene.

Dr. Greene glanced at Jillian.

She gave a consenting nod.

“Ms. Spenser has a condition we call post-traumatic stress
disorder, or PTSD. She has no memory of the morning her mother was killed.”

That one knocked me for a loop.

Jillian turned her head toward the wall.

“Is it permanent?” I asked.

“Not usually. Those afflicted with PTSD can suffer mental flashbacks and re-experience painful circumstances in the form of intrusive dreams or disturbing memories.”

“Was it caused by being hit on the head?”

“Her contusion may have contributed to the condition. In some life-threatening situations, the only way an individual can cope is by going into survival mode. The body goes into shock and the patient tries to forget the traumatic event. The result can be emotional numbness and event-related amnesia.”

No one prompted me to go into the gory details of the other morning, so I kept my mouth shut. I was just about to get up and leave when a skeletally thin woman with Restylane-injected lips and neon-orange spiky hair burst into the room.

“Darling, where are you? Mummy’s here.”

She wore a pink threadbare Chanel suit. Completing her ensemble were patent leather shoes adorned with tarnished interlocking
C
s. She had to be in her sixties but appeared to be trying hard for an earlier decade. She scanned the library, turned, and, without a word, clip-clopped across the marble foyer.

I was dying to know whose “mummy” she was. I was thrilled when Jillian nodded toward the doorway and explained, “Frances Prescott Hughes, Adam’s mother. Her fifth husband left a few years back for parts unknown after stealing funds from an Internet start-up. And she hated Mother.”

From what I knew from the press, Caroline Spenser could be a real uppity society maven and cutthroat collector. Was that reason enough to kill her? Why had Adam’s mother hated Caroline? It didn’t seem the right time to ask.

As Mrs. Arnold went around the room collecting teacups, I grabbed my chance. I went to Jillian and gave her hand a light squeeze. “Please call if you need anything.”

Jillian clasped my wrist and there was an awkward silence. “Do you have to leave? Can you come back soon? I need you.”

Mrs. Arnold cleared her throat and pushed me aside. “All Jillian
needs
is her rest. You’re upsetting her.”

Jillian gave me a mournful look.

“Sure, Jillian. I’ll be back soon.”