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Authors: Ben Rehder
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Marlin hesitated. “How do you know anyone’s even gonna be there? I mean, this is the first I’ve heard of it, and—”
“There’s going to be a notice in tomorrow’s paper, right on the front page. I talked to Susannah Branson, the reporter.”
Ah, there it was. That’s how Inga knew Marlin was single. Probably knew a lot more than that.
“Will you come, John? Help me out a little?”
He tried to avoid her eyes, but she tilted her head, used body language to draw his gaze to hers.
He wanted to say,
Thanks but no thanks, I’ve got enough issues to deal with at the moment.
But staring into those blue eyes, Marlin knew he didn’t stand a chance.
While doing a little light cleaning Wednesday afternoon, Maria noticed that a lamp was missing—the one that normally sat on the table at the end of the hallway, where the Mamelis placed their mail. Maria thought perhaps Mrs. Mameli had moved it into the living room or one of the bedrooms, but she could not spot it anywhere.
Very strange.
Then, while dusting in Mr. Mameli’s den, she realized that some of the art on the walls had been rearranged. Three oil paintings that had been displayed in various places throughout the room were now clustered on one wall. It seemed an odd grouping to Maria, giving the room a lopsided feel, but she was not an art expert.
She rolled the Hoover upright into the den from the hallway and switched it on. Despite the noise—maybe because of it—vacuuming always had a calming effect on Maria. The persistent droning of the motor, the rhythmic pushing-and-pulling motion: it was almost hypnotic. Maria often found her mind wandering when she vacuumed, usually back to her homeland or someplace equally pleasant.
Today she found herself thinking about that nice man from yesterday.
Smedley.
He had visited the Mameli household many times, sometimes staying for dinner. But yesterday was the first time he and Maria had spent any time alone.
She wondered about the name “Smedley,” whether it was as regal-sounding to American ears as it was to hers. The man had a kind heart, she was sure of that. After all, he had helped her bury the cat in the backyard. How many men would be willing to do that? Certainly not Mr. Mameli or his strange son.
Maria was not sure of Smedley’s relationship with the Mamelis. Maybe he was a friend of the family, or possibly a coworker of some sort. She knew that Mr. Mameli seemed to get uptight when Smedley came around, so he must be a friend of the
señora’
s
.
Maria shook her head and chided herself for being so foolish. Thinking these thoughts about an American man would lead nowhere. What possible interest could he have in a housekeeper, especially a humble foreigner such as herself.
Maria slid the nose of the vacuum underneath Mr. Mameli’s couch and was startled by a loud clacking sound. Something was caught in the vacuum, perhaps a coin.
She leaned the Hoover backward and rested it on its neck, exposing the brushes that swept the floor.
She peered inside—and there, in the small mouth of the vacuum, was a short cylindrical tube made of brass. She reached in with her slender fingers and extracted it. Maria was fairly certain she had seen one of these objects before, and she thought it was part of the ammunition for a handgun. Something called a shell. But she was not certain, because she was not familiar with handguns at all. Whatever it was, it was quite pretty, in a way. She slipped it into the pocket of her apron.
Sal slipped into Maria’s cottage while she was in the house getting dinner ready.
Earlier, Vinnie had said he had taken care of Slaton’s corpse.
Got rid of everything, including the guns and the two shells.
Vinnie had said it, plain as day. But it wasn’t until a few minutes ago that Sal realized what Vinnie had said.
Two shells?
Sal thought.
There shoulda been three.
Cleaning up yesterday, they had been in a rush and they must have missed one. Just the kind of small thing that can really screw you over good. So he had gotten down on his hands and knees and given his den a thorough search.
Nothing.
Except fresh vacuum tracks.
So he had taken the bag out of the Hoover and sifted through it. Came up empty there, too.
That left Maria’s cottage. She had probably found the shell and thought it was some sort of magic trinket. Like the goddamn Indians who sold Manhattan for a handful of baubles and beads. Sal always remembered that phrase from his high-school textbook.
Baubles and beads.
Sal was going to ask Vinnie to search Maria’s small house, but the kid had wandered off somewhere again. That meant Sal would have to do it himself, because this was the kind of thing that needed to be taken care of quickly.
So Sal eased Maria’s bedroom door open and stepped inside. In the dim light, it took a moment for his eyes to adjust. Then, he pawed through the drawers of her bedside table. Nothing there but Spanish-language women’s magazines and various types of lotions and hand creams.
So he turned to her dresser. He sifted through her clothes, spending a little extra time in her lingerie drawer.
Where the fuck did all this good stuff come from?
he wondered. She had never worn any of this lacy stuff for him. He spied several jewelry boxes on top of her dresser and sorted through those. Nothing but cheap knickknacks.
He turned, looking for another likely place to search. Then he saw something that made his heart thump. It couldn’t be, but it was! Maria’s cat! It was peering out from under the bed, eyeing Sal wickedly. This simply wasn’t possible. Angela had flattened that fucker with her car.
But Sal remembered Aunt Sofia. If she could make goats drop dead, maybe Maria could make a cat come back to life.
Sal whispered, “Good kitty,” and eased backward toward the door, sweat breaking out on his forehead. Had to move slowly now. One wrong move and that cat might spring at him, rip his goddamn throat out. “Good kitty. Uncle Sal is leaving now.”
The cat squirmed out from under the bed and hissed at Sal.
Mary, Mother of God! It was coming for him!
Sal took another step backward—and the evil creature took a stealthy step forward.
Sal’s heart was jackhammering now, slamming against his rib cage. All the deadly men Sal had faced, and now he was about to be slaughtered by a house cat. The devil’s house cat.
“Stay right there, kitty.” Sal could hear his own voice trembling. He fumbled for the doorknob behind him, his palm slick on the brass.
The cat took another small step forward and hissed once more.
Sal jerked the door open, quickly stepped outside, and slammed the door behind him, leaving the horrible beast on the other side.
Oh, Jesus, that was close! Sal leaned against the outside of the door, waiting for his breathing to slow.
Fuck it
, he thought.
That shell’s not in there—and if it is, that damn cat can have it.
Red kept one hand on the steering wheel, the other on the cold beer between his legs. It had been another long hard day driving the BrushBusters, and the ice-cold Keystone tasted like some kind of elixir from the gods.
Red drained the can, admired the scenic landscape printed on the label, then tossed it out the window at a speed-limit sign. He grabbed a dirty rag off the seat and wiped some grime off his neck.
“So,” Red said, turning slightly toward Billy Don. “What ya think I oughta say to him?”
Billy Don finished a long slurp of his own beer and belched out, “Who?”
That was one of Billy Don’s favorite conversational tactics: belching words. Red had never been able to master that particular trick himself, so he condemned it as juvenile.
“Slaton, goddammit,” Red said. “Remember? We was gonna swing by his house, talk to him about a raise. I wanna get my geese in a row, lay everything out for him. Question is, should I mention the screwups, maybe make up some good excuses, or just let ’em slide?”
“Hell’s bells, Red. He knows all about them anyway, which is why he ain’t gonna give us no raise. The other day, you thought he was gonna fire us. Now you wanna ask for a raise? Sounds like a shit-brained idea to me.”
Red thought of a handful of good replies, but let them all pass. He drove in silence for a few miles.
“Guess what I’ll do, then,” Red finally said, “is go in there, tell him how much land
I’ve
cleared in the past few months, mention how many hours
I’ve
been working, and point out that
I
haven’t taken a single goddamn sick day yet. Then I’ll say, ‘Sir, considering my commitment to your company, I sure would be appreciable if you could consider giving me a raise. On the other hand, I don’t know about ol’ Billy Don. I don’t think he really wants any extra dough. In fact, he seems to be perfectly happy with the generous garnishments he is now receiving.’”
Billy Don let out a huff, but Red could tell his words had hit home.
A mile later, Billy Don pawed through the ice chest on the floorboard and came out with two dripping beers. He passed one to Red and said, “Well, hell, don’t leave me out.”
Five minutes later, Red wheeled into the entryway of Buckhorn Creek Ranch and parked in front of Emmett Slaton’s massive home. Slaton’s truck wasn’t parked in its usual spot and the porch light was dark.
Damn
, Red thought.
Got my nerve all worked up and he ain’t even home.
“What we gonna do now?” Billy Don asked.
Red scrounged in his glove box and came up with a matchbook from Chester’s, a topless club in Austin. He scribbled a note on the inside and said, “Tell you what, go stick this in the door and I’ll talk to him about it tonight. Do it over the phone.”
“Go do it yourself,” Billy Don said in a rapid-fire staccato of gastric releases.
“Hell, it was my idea,” Red said. “When you come up with the ideas, you can be the one who’s in charge of things. Now, you want a raise or don’t ya?”
Billy Don grumbled, but climbed out of the truck and proceeded toward the house.
He lumbered up the stairs, took one step on the porch, and his feet shot out from under him. He came crashing back down on the stairs, accompanied by the sound of splintering wood.
Red stuck his head out the window and giggled. “Goddamn—you all right, Billy Don?”
He heard cursing and grunting, then: “I’m stuck like a sumbitch, Red. Come help me outta here.”
Red grabbed a flashlight, walked over, and found Billy Don’s sizable rump wedged in a hole in the staircase.
“I hit something slick as goat shit,” Billy Don groaned. “My back feels like crap. Get me loose, will ya?”
Red stuck out both hands and hauled Billy Don to his feet.
“What the hell did I slip on?” Billy Don whined. “Shine the light up there.”
Red swept the light over the front porch and saw a smeared red streak where Billy Don had lost his footing. There were several other dark-red drops between the stairs and the front door.
Billy Don said, “That looks like blood.”
“I can see it.” Red stepped around the drops and knocked firmly on the door. They waited, but there was no answer.
Billy Don said, “Could be anything. Maybe he shot a deer and hauled it in through here.”
Red stooped and shined the light directly on one of the drops. Definitely blood. “Billy Don, if you shot a deer, would you drag it right into your goddamn living room?”
Billy Don started to answer, but Red cut him off, saying, “Forget I asked. Stupid question.”
Vinnie drove to a pay phone in Johnson City and made a call.
“Yo, T.J. what’s up?”
“Nothing, man. I been meaning to call you, but I was at work. I just got home.”
“Everything cool?”
“Man, I was so wasted last night, I can’t believe we did that.”
T.J.’s voice sounded shaky.
Vinnie licked his lips, getting a little nervous. “Don’t turn into a pussy now, dude. Everything will be solid. Did you call the cops yet, report it stolen?”
“That’s the thing, man. I started thinking about it, and I remembered something. The deal is, I got LoJack.”
The word meant nothing to Vinnie. “Shit, bring it over and we’ll smoke it.” He forced a laugh, but T.J. didn’t join in.
“Nah, man, I’m talking about one of those anti-theft deals, you know?”
“What, like a burglar alarm? Fuck, that’s no big deal. Your car is fifty feet underwater. If the thing goes off, it won’t bother nobody but the friggin’ fish.”
“Not an alarm system, it’s worse than that. Goddamn, I was so blitzed, I completely spaced. You’re gonna hate this.”
“What the hell’re you talking about, dude? Just fuckin’ say it.”
T.J. took a breath. “It’s a trackin’ device, you know, like a chip, with satellites and all that shit. So when a car gets stolen, the cops can just log on to a computer or something, and they know exactly where the goddamn car is. Soon as I call it in, they’ll find my car in about two seconds.”
Oh-my-fucking-Jesus-Mary-Mother-of-God!
Vinnie was suddenly very hot. His heart began to pound, and his palms became damp. The earth began to shimmy and he grabbed the pay phone for support.
“You there, man?” T.J. was talking, but to Vinnie, the voice sounded distant, fuzzy, like a poor signal on an A.M. radio station.
“Yeah, yeah, I’m here. Be cool... gotta think for a second.” Bowel-loosening fear was squirming into Vinnie’s guts, and he tried desperately to ignore it, to stay cool and think clearly. There had to be a way out of this fucking mess. There always was. “Did you call the cops yet?”
“No, man, you already asked me that.”
“Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Good. Whatever you do, don’t call them yet!”
“Goddamn, Vinnie, I ain’t stupid.”
Vinnie felt a throbbing in his temples. He took a large breath, all that his lungs could hold. “It’s underwater, man. Gotta be fifty feet. You think it’s still working?”
“Yeah, dude. I checked the brochure that came with it. Fuckin’ thing’s watertight.”
“Okay, okay, no big deal. Where’s your old man?”
“Back in Austin. He left Monday.”
“Good. That means we’ve got some time. Nobody knows your car is gone but us.”
“Man, I been thinking. Even if they found the car in the lake, how would they know we did it? It coulda still been stolen and dumped there, you know? Cops’d think maybe some punks nabbed it, took it for a joyride, and just sunk it for kicks.”
