Buried Alive! (9 page)

‘No, let's find a cave that long-ago pirates used and they hid their ill-gotten gains in it, gold coins and jewels and stuff, and we'll find it in a rotting old trunk and live like lottery winners forever,' said Biscuits.

‘OK, OK, well, the cave could have both,' I said. ‘Let's find it, eh? Explorers' gear required, Biscuits-Boy.'

‘Aye, aye, Super-Tim.'

We got the spades and ran up the beach to where the sand dunes started teetering upwards in an uneven cliff. Little sand-martins flew in and out of an entire birdy housing estate right up at the top. There were a few shallow cubby-holes at the bottom of the cliff, but none that could be seriously described as caves.

‘We'll have to tunnel to discover the secret entrance,' I said, attacking the soft sand vigorously with my spade.

‘Oh oh! Hard labour time again. Can't you summon up your superhuman powers and
blast your way through to save them?' said Biscuits, sitting on the handle of his spade. ‘Then I can sit here and have a bit of a rest.'

‘You can't have a rest now. You haven't done any work. Come on, let's get digging.'

But as we both set to, Mum started shouting at us. Something about Silly and Dangerous and Stop-it-at-once.

‘What's she on about now?' Biscuits muttered. ‘Maybe you're not supposed to dig on a full stomach?'

‘That's swimming,' I said. ‘No, maybe she's worried that we might get sand in our eyes. Actually, I already have, it's all gritty.'

I blinked. Mum loomed large through a hazy blur.

‘You
silly
boys! You mustn't
ever
tunnel in sandcliffs like that. It's terribly dangerous. The sand can easily shift and fall on top of you and trap you. Never ever do that. Tim? Why are you screwing up your face like that? Oh darling, have you got sand in your eye?'

She tried making me blow my nose but it didn't work.

‘It's OK,' I said, hating the fuss Mum was making in front of Biscuits. ‘It's fine now,' I pretended, giving my eye a quick rub with my fist.

This was a serious mistake. My eye
suddenly felt as if it was being scrubbed with emery-paper.

‘Oh dear goodness. Hold still, Tim. Oh, your poor eye,' Mum said, as I hopped about in agony, my eye squeezed shut, tears seeping down my cheeks.

‘Don't carry on like that, Tim, it's just a speck of sand,' said Dad, coming over. Then he had a proper look. ‘Oh dear. It looks like you've got half the beach in there, old son. We need some water to wash it out.'

‘I'll get a bucket and get some sea-water,' said Biscuits.

‘No, dear – it's salty, that's no use. Come with me, Tim,' said Mum. ‘I'll have to take you back to the hotel and we'll use a proper eye bath.'

So Mum whisked me off while Biscuits and Dad stayed on the beach. I tried to stop crying, terrified that Prickle-Head and Pinch-Face might bob up out of nowhere and call me a cissy crybaby, but my eye hurt so much I couldn't help it.

‘You poor darling,' Mum said distractedly, as we stumbled across the cabbage field and down the windy footpaths. ‘I'll get them to phone for a doctor when we get to the hotel. Or maybe it would be better to dial 999 for an ambulance. You can't be too careful with eyes.
I think you should go to the hospital.'

I started crying harder. By the time we got to the hotel we were both convinced I was going to end up blind in both eyes. Mum was crying too.

‘What's the matter. Has the little lad had an accident?' said Mrs Jones. ‘Oh dear, sand in his eye, is it? Don't you fret, we'll sort it out in no time.'

She picked me up in her big strong arms as if I were no bigger than baby Keanu. She swept me into her kitchen, sat me down on her draining board, and ran some cold water into a cup. She held it against my hurting eye, tipped my head back, and told me to open the sore eye as wide as possible. It stopped hurting quite so badly. She did it again. It got much better. She had a good peer into my eye, gently holding it wide open.

‘Aha! There's one little gritty bit left. We'll get it out in half a tick, you'll see.' She took the corner of her linen tea-towel and gave a quick flick.

‘That's it!' she said triumphantly. ‘Now, one more rinse for luck and you'll be as right as rain, young man.'

‘It's stopped hurting! Well, it's still a bit sore, but it's much much better,' I said, blinking happily.

Mum thanked Mrs Jones again and again. She still felt I should see a doctor to make sure my eye was really all right, but it would mean going all the way to Abercoch to the nearest health centre.

‘We don't want to do that, Mum, it would take all morning,' I said.

‘We could have a quick look round the shops while we were there. We didn't really get a proper chance last time with your dad and your pal Biscuits.'

‘I want to go back on the beach, Mum! Please!'

Mum sighed. ‘All right then, dear. But I can't quite see the charm of Llanpistyll beach myself. It's not even sunny enough to get a tan. It's not my idea of fun hunched up in a deckchair hour after hour.'

Mum mumbled and grumbled all the way back to the beach. I raced to the top of the cliff, ready to hurtle down.

‘Tim! For goodness sake! Do you want to get
more
sand in that eye? Use the path!'

I stopped listening to Mum. I saw who else was on the beach. Kelly and Kelly's mum and Kelly's mum's boyfriend Dave and Kelly's little brother Dean and Kelly's baby brother Keanu.

‘Look who's here, Mum!' I said, and I
charged down the sandy slope, too impatient to bother with the path.

Kelly's mum was sitting in my mum's deckchair beside Dad. Kelly's mum's boyfriend Dave was sitting on the sand with baby Keanu on his lap. Dean was scrunched up in Keanu's buggy pretending to be a baby. Kelly and Biscuits were sitting on a beach towel, Kelly wriggling and pushing, Biscuits refusing to budge. They all had ice-creams. I felt a little left out – and then as I slid nearer I saw Kelly was holding an ice-cream in each hand.

‘Hey, Tim! Is your eye better? I was worried when your dad told us. I've saved you an ice-cream anyway,' Kelly shouted. ‘Better come quick. Biscuits has been after it!'

‘Well, it's all started to melt,' said Biscuits.

‘You're an old greedy-guts, you are,' said Kelly, bounding forward to meet me.

She nudged Biscuits a bit in the process. He dropped his own ice-cream in the sand. It was nearly finished anyway, but he gave an immense howl of protest.

I suggested he had half of my ice-cream to make up. I could see it might be a bit difficult to keep things peaceful between Biscuits and Kelly. I liked Biscuits ever so much and I sort of liked Kelly a lot too. I couldn't see why they
didn't seem to like each other much.

Mum didn't look at all pleased when she arrived on the beach. She glared at me.

‘I told you
not
to go down the sandy way, Tim,' she hissed. Then she smiled, though her lips were very thin and showing too much teeth. ‘Well, this is a lovely surprise.'

‘Oh, we can't keep our Kelly away from your Tim,' Kelly's mum laughed, still sprawling in Mum's deckchair, her skirt pulled up so she showed a lot of long brown leg.

Mum's smile got even thinner as she sat down heavily on the sand.

‘Oh don't sit down! I want you to come with me,' said Kelly's mum. She leapt up and started hopping around, brushing the sand off her feet and stuffing them into strappy little sandals. ‘There's meant to be a huge great market this morning in a field the other side of Abercoch. I've been trying to get your old man and mine interested, but you know what men are like when it comes to shopping. But you'll come, won't you?'

‘There you are, Mum! You can go shopping after all,' I said, trying to squeeze in between Kelly and Biscuits. It was a terrible squash.

Mum got a bit dithery, but eventually agreed.

‘Come along then, children,' she said.

‘Oh, we won't take the
kids
. They'll be a terrible bore. The boys hate shopping.'

‘Tim enjoys it,' said Mum. ‘And I daresay Biscuits will come if there's any food in the offing.'

‘Me?' said Biscuits.

‘No, let them play on the beach and have fun. The boys might behave themselves but my Kelly will be on and on at me to buy her everything.'

‘Me?' said Kelly.

‘And Dean
won't
hold my hand and I'm always on pins in case I lose him – and the baby's so grizzly with his teething he's driving me round the bend. No, we'll leave the kids with the men.'

‘Oh, I don't think we could do that,' said Mum. ‘They'd let them run wild.'

‘I daresay!' said Kelly's mum. She linked her arm through my mum's. ‘They can have fun and we'll have fun too. Come on. I insist!'

So Mum went off with Kelly's mum. As soon as she started picking her way across the sand Biscuits said, ‘Hooray!'

And so did Kelly.

So I did too.

‘Now, what are we going to do?' said Kelly. ‘Let's explore those rocks over there, right?'

‘OK. There might be shrimps,' I said.

‘The sort you can eat?' said Biscuits.

‘You'd eat
any
sort,' said Kelly scornfully. ‘You are a pig, Biscuits. And you've got ice-cream all round your mouth.'

‘
You've
got your breakfast orange juice all round yours,' said Biscuits.

Don't be stupid. It's lipstick. My mum's Coral Peach. Honestly!' said Kelly, tossing her pony-tail. ‘Come on, Tim.'

I dithered between them. I
wished
they felt more friendly towards each other.

‘Where are you three off to?' said Dad.

‘We're just going to climb about on those rocks,' said Kelly, giving him a dazzling smile.

‘Good idea,' said Dad.

‘Me too, me too, me too,' said Dean, trying to climb out of the baby buggy. He tripped over the safety strap and sprawled headlong in the sand.

‘Quick!' said Kelly. ‘We don't want to get lumbered with him.'

She ran. I ran too. And Biscuits ran, awkwardly, because he'd only had time to put one trainer on.

We got to the rocks at the edge of the beach and started climbing up them. It was quite hard, with big gaps in between the rocks, but I was desperate to show Kelly I could do it. At least I had my trainers on. Biscuits
winced and whimpered at every second step.

‘You're such a
wimp
, Biscuits,' said Kelly. ‘Look, I haven't got shoes on either, have I, but I'm not making a fuss.'

The soles of Kelly's feet were hard and dark and leathery, almost as if she had shoes built into her skin. Biscuits's feet were pale pink and as smooth as satin cushions. Kelly wasn't really being fair.

‘
Ouch!
' said Biscuits, stepping on a really spikey rock with his bare foot.

‘Try treading on the sea weedy parts, it'll be softer,' I suggested.

It was bad advice. The seaweed was like an oiled slide. Biscuits stepped, slipped, screamed. His arms went up. His legs went up too. He landed very heavily indeed on his bottom.

I felt so sorry for him. But he also looked so funny. Kelly shrieked with laughter. I struggled to stay straight-faced. But Biscuits looked so
comical
sitting in the seaweed. I snorted and then I couldn't stop. I laughed too.

‘Oh ha ha ha ha,' said Biscuits sourly.

‘I'm sorry, Biscuits,' I spluttered. ‘Oh dear, have you hurt yourself?'

‘Probably,' said Biscuits, standing up gingerly.

‘Are your legs all right? You haven't broken anything?' I asked, patting and prodding him.

Kelly was still laughing.

‘Kelly!' I said.

‘Look at his shorts! It looks as if he's wet himself!' said Kelly.

‘Don't be mean,' I said – but my voice shook. I was very nearly laughing again. The seaweed was very wet and slimy. Biscuits's shorts were wet in the very worst places.

Biscuits stood dripping in his damp shorts. He took Dog Hog out of his pocket and dabbed him dry. Poor Dog Hog had endured several salt-water baths this holiday.

‘You could change into your swimming trunks,' I suggested.

Biscuits didn't bother to reply. He gave Dog Hog one last squeeze and then stuffed him back in his sodden pocket. He turned with as much dignity as he could muster, very nearly slipped over again, wobbled dangerously, and then started his descent.

‘Oh dear,' I said, watching Biscuits plod across the beach. ‘Poor Biscuits. Do you think I should go after him?'

‘No! Leave him be. He'll go and eat a biscuit or two – or three or four or five or six – and cheer himself up. It's nice to be without him for a bit. He's worse than our Dean for
tagging on when he's not wanted,' said Kelly, climbing again.

‘
I
want Biscuits around,' I said.

‘Well
I
don't,' said Kelly, as if that settled it. ‘Come on, Tim, let's get to the top.'

She hauled me up and up and up. It was getting uncomfortably high.

‘Hang on. Look, here's a little rockpool. What's this blobby red thing? I think it's a sea anemone.'

‘Mmm,' said Kelly, clearly not interested. She pulled at a few mussels clinging to the rock.

‘Don't dislodge them!'

‘Are they oysters?' Kelly asked. ‘I could do with a pearl toring the changes with my diamond.'

‘Oysters!' I said, sighing. ‘Oysters are
completely
different, and they're way down on the sea bed. You have to dive for them.'

‘Theresa can dive for them then,' said Kelly, getting her old troll doll out of the pocket of her sweatshirt.

I wished my Walter Bear was little enough to fit in a pocket. Kelly and Biscuits were so lucky to have mascots so discreetly small. I'd need a pocket the size of a shopping bag to accommodate Walter.