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Authors: Joe Haldeman

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He pointed. "Behind the gift counter, down the hall to the left."

She picked up her purse. "I'll be right back."

Unsurprisingly, he never saw her again.

-40-

Faleolo, Samoa, 15 July 2021

Once on the other side of the reef, the changeling stayed in the relatively deep water, plying west slowly toward the airport at Faleolo. There was a plane out the next day, to Honolulu.

It would take human form and come ashore after dark. Hide for awhile and then walk into the airport. Then go about the problem of getting a ticket, without passport or credit cards. It could create counterfeit cash, but even under normal circumstances, it would look suspicious to try to purchase an expensive ticket with cash. Maybe a Samoan could get away with it, but it didn't know the language well enough to pass among Samoans.

Eighty or ninety years ago, it would have just isolated someone, killed him, and used his identity and ticket. That was repugnant now. Maybe the man who shot Rae's arm off. The world might be a better place without him.

By the time it got to Faleolo, it had a better plan. Not without risk, but it could always escape into the water again. They'd eventually catch on to that. But it had escaped from a few jails in its time, too.

It went a half mile past Faleolo, to get away from the light. The moon, not yet first quarter, was no problem. The changeling sat in the shallows and changed.

About a pound of its substance became a plastic bag full of circulated fifty- and hundred-dollar bills. Another twelve pounds, a light knapsack with a change of dirty clothing and a wallet that had enough Samoan tala for a few cab rides and a night of drinking, with an American Universal ID and a California driver's license, matching the persona it painfully built. Newt Martin, a common type of denizen in this corner of the world. Young, restless; escaping from something. Money enough for food and drugs and a flop, and maybe a little more. Maybe a lot.

It made a passport that would pass visual inspection. The computer at passport control wouldn't be fooled.

At about eight thirty it crept ashore, squeezed the water out of its long blond hair, and walked down to the airport. It got into a cab and told the man to take him to the clock.

It was a simple plan of action. Find a young American desperate enough to temporarily "lose" his wallet and passport and ticket out, in exchange for a lot of money. The kid wouldn't find out until later that there was a little more than that involved.

"The clock" is an early-twentieth-century tower in the center of town, the main landmark. The changeling paid off the cab and walked down Beach Road toward the harbor. It knew there were some seedy-looking bars about halfway to Aggie Grey's, but it had never been inside one. "Rae Archer" wouldn't have done that. Newt Martin definitely would.

Bad Billy's looked promising. Smelled right even from the sidewalk, spilled beer and stale cigarette smoke. Loud rap music from twenty years ago. The changeling sidled in through a mass of people standing in the door, for the air, and went to the bar. There were only two other customers there, the rest of the clientele either shooting pool or sitting in clusters of folding chairs around small tables full of drinks, talking loudly in two languages. Its keen hearing picked up a third, a French couple away in a corner, whispering about the scene around them.

One of the English conversations was about the strange goings-on at Aggie's today. One of the Samoans had a friend in the police, and he said that he said it was an industrial espionage deal that had gone bad.

Right, somebody said—shotguns and old Jackie Chan superspies. It was just a publicity gag for the movie.

Wanting to draw attention, the changeling ordered a double martini. It had to explain what that meant, and wound up with a half-liter glass of cheap gin and ice with a quarter lime floating on top. (Having been a barmaid itself, it knew the smell of cheap gin. This stuff came in big plastic recycled soft-drink bottles from a distillery outside of town.)

The flavor was interesting, reminiscent of the underwater taste of bilge and oil spill.

An aromatic Samoan prostitute came over next to him. "What ya drinkin'?" She was still young but getting puffy.

Put an egg in your shoe and beat it, the changeling thought. Chase yourself, get lost—working up through the decades—bug off, fuck off, haul ass, twist a braid, give air. Instead it said, "Martini. Want one?"

"What I have to do for it?"

"You're not what I need."

She haunched up on the stool, short skirt casually revealing no underwear.

"I know some guys..."

"Not that." The changeling got the barmaid's attention; pointed a finger at its drink and then at the space in front of the girl. "You know where the drug action is?"

"Oh, man." She looked around. "Cops everywhere tonight. That thing at Aggie's."

The barmaid brought the drink and the changeling made a show of riffling through the thick wad of bills to find a twenty. "I've been out of town. You see it?"

"No, man, it was noon. I hadn't got up yet." She stared at the wallet until the mark put it away. "I could bring you anything you want. You shouldn't be on the street, man, cops're pickin' up any
palagi
they don't know." White man.

"Hold it here a minute." The changeling went back to the men's room, a single noisome stall, and sat in the dim light, changing slightly. It went back to the bar with the same features, but dark skin and black hair.

"Now that's somethin'." She rubbed its cheek with her fingertip and looked at it. "How long it last?"

"A day or two. So what happened at Aggie Grey's, do you think?"

"Say it looked like a stuntman thing. Some gunshots and then this guy crashes through a window, bounces off the whatcha-callit over the door—"

"Awning?"

"Yeah. Then runs like a bat outa hell across the street and the park and jumps in the harbor. Looks like he got his arm blown off, blood everywhere, but it don't slow him down, like special effects."

"The movie people say anything about it?"

"They say it's not them, but you know, bullshit."

"Yeah. Drink up and let's go."

"Where?"

"Dope.Dealers." The changeling drank off half the martini in one gulp. The girl tried, and went into a coughing fit. The barmaid brought some water and gave the changeling a sharp look.

"Maybe that's enough," it said when the girl quieted down and was breathing more or less normally. "Don't know what they make this stuff out of, anyhow."

She sighed and nodded and slid off the stool unsteadily.

"There's a party. I take you there, you meet some guys, you take care of me?"

"What does that mean?"

"Like a hundred bucks?"

"We'll see." It took her shoulder and aimed her toward the door. "If I score, sure."

They walked along Beach Road a couple of blocks and then down an unmarked gravel alley. She stopped at a Toyota that had more rust than paint, and jerked the driver's-side door open with a shriek. "Here we go."

"You okay to drive?" The door on the changeling's side didn't open. She leaned across and pushed hard twice.

"Yeah, yeah. Get in." It smelled of mildew and marijuana.

On the third try the engine, older than the driver, sputtered to life, and they jerked on down the lane. She drove with a drunk's elaborate caution, weaving.

"You don't want me to drive?" It couldn't die, but it didn't want to attract attention from police by not doing so.

"Nah, this is fun." She found her way to the winding uphill road that the changeling recognized as the one leading up to the Stevenson mansion. Traffic was light, fortunately. The girl didn't say anything. She was concentrating on staying near the center of the road.

They passed Vailima and came into a woodsy area with no homes near the road. "Look for a orange plastic ribbon on your side," she said, slowing to a walk. "Tied to a tree. 'Round a tree trunk."

"There it is," the changeling said, and then realized human eyes wouldn't see it yet.

"Where? I don't see." She peered over the steering wheel and the right wheels crunched into gravel. She overcorrected well into the oncoming lane, forcing a Vespa off the road. The rider yelled something in Samoan but rode on.

"Trust me. It's up there." After another couple of hundred yards the headlights caught the pale orange ribbon, sun-bleached emergency tape. She pulled into a dirt road just beyond it.

"You got some eyes." They could just see the road ahead, and the changeling held on. They splashed into potholes so deep the springs bottomed out with a clunk and the driver hit her head on the roof, laughing.

They came to a Western-style house, an incongruous rambler, a little light coming from behind drawn blinds, lots of cars parked in the circular gravel driveway. There were clapped-out hulks like the girl was driving, but also new cars, two taxis, and a shiny limousine.

Too many people, the changeling thought. Be careful.

They picked their way up a board walkway set on the muddy ground. Pine smell of construction; latex paint. The house was new. Business must be good.

She leaned on the doorbell and the front door opened a crack. A tall black man looked down at her. "Mo'o. You found some money somewhere?"

She jerked her thumb in the changeling's direction. "He's got plenty."

The black man looked into its eyes for a long moment. "Why should I trust you?"

"You shouldn't. I don't know anybody local. The slit said she'd take me where I could find some dealers."

"You buyin' or sellin'?"

"Right now I'm buying."

"Let me see some color." A flashlight snapped on. The changeling opened his wallet, fanning bills. The man murmured, then flashed the light in the changeling's face.

"We'll take a chance." He opened the door partway. "You know if you're a cop, your family dies, in front of you. And then you?"

The changeling shrugged. "Not a cop; no family." He passed through but the man stopped the girl.

"I got money," she protested.
"He's
got money for me."

"A hundred bucks," the changeling said, and took two fifties out of his wallet, and passed them back to her.

The black man let the money pass but still blocked the girl. "Go home, Mo'o. I don't need any more trouble from your
matai."

"I'm over twenty-one and she's a bitch."

"You're drunk. Sleep it off in the car."

"Wait for me in the car," the changeling said, waving her away. "Give you another hundred if I get what I want." She walked away, mumbling and staggering.

Inside, it looked like the party was over but nobody'd gone home. There were about fifty people standing, sitting, or passed out. A table with food and bottles of wine and liquor was a picked-over mess. The air was gray with smoke. The changeling sorted out cigarettes, expensive as well as cheap cigars, the burnt-plastic smell of crack and the heavy incense of hashish. No one was smoking heroin, but there were plenty of needles in evidence; on the buffet table three hypodermics stood point-down in a glass of clear liquid.

The room had an unfinished look, walls freshly painted with travel posters and Gauguin reproductions thumb-tacked here and there. New cheap furniture in a haphazard scatter.

"So what can I get for you?" the black man said.

"Hash, I guess." The changeling thought back to its circus days. "You have squiddy black?"

"Dream on. Most of these guys smokin' slate."

The changeling shook its head. "Nothing Moroccan. What you got Asian?"

"Red seal and gold seal. Cost you."

"Little bag of gold seal, how much?" He said $250 and the changeling got him down to $210.

It took the stuff and a glass bong to a folding chair in a corner where it could survey the room.

The hash had an interesting flavor. It burned hot, probably because of additives. A little asphalt.

The changeling was looking for someone who looked like he was used to having money, but was down on his luck. Preferably someone not native; about a third of the men qualified on that score.

An American would be preferable; one who resembled the changeling would make things easier to explain. There was one light-skinned black man who was fairly close to the changeling's current appearance, though a few inches taller and considerably heavier. He was sitting backward in a folding chair, chin resting on forearm, intently following a lazy argument two men were having, sitting cross-legged on the floor. Good clothes that needed dry-cleaning.

He was holding an empty bong. The changeling padded over and sat on the floor next to him, and relit the resin in its bong.

"So what do you think?" one of the arguers said to the newcomer. "How old is the universe?"

"Thirteen point seven billion years. I don't remember half that far back, though."

The other one shook his hand. "Close. Sixteen billion."

"He's using the Torah and general relativity," the black man said. "Smells good."

The changeling held out the packet to him. "Gold seal; have a hit." To the Torah guy: "I could spot you 2.3 billion. That's six really long days?"

He launched into an explanation about how small the universe had been back then. The other arguer stared at him with an expression like a spaniel trying to stay awake.

The black man broke off a little piece, rolled it into a ball, and sniffed it. He nodded and handed the bag back. "Thanks."

The changeling lit a wooden match and held it up for him. He breathed the smoke in deeply and held it. After a minute he exhaled slowly and nodded satisfaction. "So what are you after?"

"What, you don't believe in spontaneous acts of sharing?"

"You aren't fucked up enough to be spontaneous with gold seal."

"That's a good observation."

"So you want something, but it's not drugs. Must be sex or money." He shook his big head slowly back and forth. "Don't have either."

"There is one other thing." The changeling stood up, feigning difficulty. "Talk outside?"

He nodded but stayed put. He held up one finger and stared at it. "Oh, and I can't kill anybody. Don't want to go through that again." The two chronologists looked up at that, faces masks.

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