Authors: Stephen Birmingham
“I would hate to have to design anything for a woman over a size ten,” the young man said. “I don't design for porkers.”
Si liked this young man's cocky confidence and spirit. He also liked his name. He could envision the sign
DESIGNS BY DELFINO
above the entrance to the couture salon. He negotiated a contract with Mr. Delfino to design an exclusive collection for the future store, giving him two years to come up with “the most exciting couture collection in the world.” It was a tall order, but Antonio seemed delighted with the challenge.
Si also added a new item to his lengthening list of merchandise rules:
47. | No item of female apparel will be offered larger than a Size 10. Let Lane Bryant have the porkers. |
He might not have realized it at the time, but Si was developing a merchandising philosophy.
Si had formulated a two-year plan to prepare his store for its grand opening, which he was planning for the early autumn of 1958. Nothing was to be rushed. No corners were to be cut. Everything must be perfectly in place by that date, which was naturally calculated to take advantage of the Christmas shopping season. In addition to his many lists, he devised an elaborate work and production schedule, which included a two-week “dress rehearsal,” during which no customers would be admitted, but he and his staff would go through every phase of the selling operation in each department in an effort to iron out any possible wrinkles. Si often found himself waking in the middle of the night to jot down ideas on a pad he kept beside his bed.
Telephone switchboard operators: No New York accents! Try for British accents if possible. Have them say, “Good morning, this is Tarkington's.” Or, “Tarkington's, at your service.” Which? Decide!
Couture salon: Have soft, classical music piped in. Have full bar there. Bartender in white mess jacket, gold trim. Like pic in
Life
magazine of grand saloon on
S.S. Mauretania.
Grand piano in one corner
.
The next morning, he was able to find a magnificent Bösendorfer in rosewood and walnut, with its four extra keys in the treble and the bass. The sounding board was cracked, which was why it had found its way to a secondhand furniture store. Artur Rubinstein would have scorned it, but then Artur Rubinstein was not going to play it. It was appropriate to the room he had chosen for the couture salon because, Si had discovered, that room had originally been Mrs. Van Degan's music room.
The Van Degan mansion, meanwhile, was proving to be even more compatible with Si's plans than he had first imagined. With the windows unboarded and the lights turned on, Si and his crew of workmen had discovered wonderful things. The floors, stripped of years of grime, turned out to be Carrara marble, which polished to a high gleam. Several of the stained-glass windows, when layers of city soot had been removed, turned out to be signed creations of Louis Comfort Tiffany. Nearly all the major rooms had working fireplaces, each with a distinctive carved wood or marble mantelpiece, and all these architectural details would be kept. The groin-vaulted windowless room that had been the Van Degans' library was lined, floor to ceiling, with bookshelves behind glass doors, and the room even came with its own set of rolling library steps. These shelves could be used to handsomely display the sweaters, scarves, and so on, from the store's collection of designer sportswear.
The innards of the house, on the other hand, were another matter. The original copper plumbing was, for the most part, in good shape. But the electrical system was not, and as Si's remodeling crew worked with their power tools they were continually blowing fuses and seeing noisy sparks crackling out of outlets. Moe Minskoff insisted he had a friend who had a friend in the city's Department of Buildings who, for a small consideration, would see to it that the building passed the department's inspection. But Si, who had seen the frayed and sputtering wiring himself, decided that such a course was far too risky. The entire building would have to be rewired and a costly circuit-breaker system installed.
In the Van Degans' day, the house had been heated by a huge coal furnace, and one vast area of the basement had been the coal bin. This would be converted into workrooms and storage rooms, and the coal furnace would be replaced with a smaller and more efficient gas heating and air-conditioning unit. As each of these costly jobs was completed, Si ticked off another item on his lists.
In a way, it was a good thing that he and Moe had had their fight. It cleared the air. It also established a chain of authority, and there was no longer any question as to who was in charge of this project. Moe was useful when it came to rounding up investors. He seemed to have dozens of money sources. Most of these were for relatively small amountsâone or two thousand dollars eachâbut it all helped, and Moe had come up with one other $150,000 investor, whom he wouldn't yet name.
But, though Moe raised money, the handling and spending of it was done by Si alone. Only Si was empowered to sign the checks to the contractors and subcontractors working for him; after his courses at Hillsdale, he had become an excellent bookkeeper. For each of Moe's contributions, Moe was given a receipt or promissory note, nothing more. Si knew that Moe was a gambler, and no gambler can ever be entrusted with cash.
One night on the scratch pad by his bed, Si Tarkington found himself writing:
As soon as start-up costs are recovered and we begin to see some black ink, think of ways to start easing Moe out of this
.
Moe had been right, of course. Si did feel little pangs of guilt, knowing that much of what he was spending represented his father's lifetime savings, the father whom he had disgraced, and that he had also dipped into nearly half of his hardworking mother's inheritance. But he kept promising himself that once his store was making money he would start to pay her back. And, he could rationalize, his own inheritance from his father was not his fault. If anything, it was his father's fault, for being so imprudent as to leave no will. Perhaps his father had not really
wanted
him to have this money. But if he hadn't wanted it, the old man should have been smart enough to see that he didn't get it.
Besides, unbeknownst to Moeâor to anyone else, in fact, except his lawyer, Jake KohlbergâSi had another source of money. It was not a huge sum, but it could always be tapped if need be. From his days in the fur business, he had saved close to twenty thousand dollars. He had placed this money in the Dime Savings Bank of New York because he had been impressed with the bank's claim that one could start an account there for as little as ten cents. During his years at Hillsdale, this sum had been gathering interest and had mounted up. He had not swept these funds into the store's general operating account yet, but if it became necessary he would. By now, creating the kind of special store he had in mind had become an obsession with him.
He was also having some success with his idea of leasing sections of the mansion to other merchants. He had discovered a jewelry store on West 47th Street called Bosky & Gompertz whose lease would soon be up and whose landlord was demanding a twenty-percent rent hike to renew. He approached Irving Bosky and Mel Gompertz and offered them what had been the Van Degans' billiard room on the street floor. The partners were definitely interested. Si had only one request. He explained to them the kind of store he planned to open and the kind of clientele he hoped to attract. Somehow, he said as politely as he could, a jewelry shop in Tarkington's called Bosky & Gompertz did not sound quite right. He explained that his own name was an Anglicized version of the original one. In return for a favorable lease, would the partners consider renaming their store? Flipping through the Manhattan telephone directory in search of stylish-sounding names, he even came up with a new name for them. What about Delafield & Du Bois? The partners agreed.
Si was now working on a similar arrangement with a retailer who sold fine women's footwear on the Upper East Side and was interested in the street-floor space that had once been the Van Degans' morning room. All these extra sources of income would help.
Still, he was troubled by the fact that Moe Minskoff seemed to be becoming more of a liability than an asset, as his plans for his store drew slowly toward completion. Moe, for instance, seemed to have become unduly concerned about Si's sex life, or lack of it, and during those busy months Si's sex life was indeed nonexistent. As the end of each week approached, Moe would drop by and say, “Let's go out and get ourselves a coupla broads for the night. Whaddaya say?”
“No, no. I've got to work on the books.”
“All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy!”
“No, no.”
“C'mon. Gotta get your rocks off sometime. I got a friend who knows this redhead that gives terrific head. Only twenty bucks, and she's got a girlfriend.”
“No, no thanks, Moe.”
Though Moe claimed to be devoted to his wife, Honeychile, he also said, “A man's gotta get a little strange pussy every now and then. It's good for him, and it helps save the marriage.”
“Not tonight, Moe.”
“Whaddaya do for kicks, pal? Mrs. Fist and her five daughters? Jackin' off ain't good for you. It drains the vital fluids.”
“Honest, Moe, I've got work to do tonight.”
“Well, you're missin' out on a great piece of strange pussy, pal.”
“Maybe some other time.”
Now, on the pad on the table beside his bed, he found himself writing, and underlining, and following with a string of exclamation points:
Think of a way to get rid of Moe!!!!!
Actually, there was one woman who, when he permitted himself to think about women at all, he thought of often. Her name was Alice Markham and she too was a redhead, though not from the same walk of life as the one Moe Minskoff had in mind.
Assembling the kind of bright, attractive, and attentive sales force he wanted was turning out to be harder than he'd thought. In fact, of all the problems involved in preparing his store for its opening, this was easily the most difficult to solve. He'd decided that advertising for salespeople would not work. Most people who were looking for jobs wanted to go to work right away and were not interested in waiting several months for jobs to become available. And it was not economically feasible to put promising people on the payroll and give them nothing to do. He had decided on a word-of-mouth approach. As he made his rounds of Seventh Avenue designers, trying to persuade them to produce lines of clothing that would be sold exclusively at Tarkington's, he let it be known that he was looking for salespeople who would look just right, talk just right, handle a customer just right. A few possibilities had turned up, but one particularly attractive young woman, who had been the directrice at Anne Klein, had said to him, “Well, if nothing better turns up between now and when you're ready to start your training program, I'll give you a call.” Si decided that this was not the sort of attitude he wanted at Tarkington's.
But Alice Markham was different. She was more than merely attractive. She had lovely red hair that she wore in a short, fluffy style, and she did not have the sort of pale, freckled skin that usually accompanies red hair. Her skin was smooth and lightly tanned, and she looked like a California girl, which, as it turned out, she was. She was a slim size six, and from the casual way she had tied a bright Hermès scarf across one shoulder it was obvious to Si that she had a sense of style. She needed, and wore, very little makeup other than brown lipstick. It was that quirky, distinctive touch that he admired mostâthe brown lipstick. She had passed the Van Degan mansion a number of times, had noticed the renovations going on, and, when a designer friend had told her that an expensive specialty store was soon to open there and was looking for salespeople, she had come to apply for a job.
As Si took her on a tour of his still-unfinished store and she exclaimed over some of the architectural details that Si had preserved and at the quality of the new work that was being done, she told him a bit more about herself. She was twenty-eight years old, a graduate of Stanford, where she had majored in Art History, and was a recent widow. Her husband had been an Air Force captain who was killed on a training mission. “We'd been married less than a year,” she told him. “And we were stationed at Mather Air Force Base in Sacramento. His plane simply blew up in the sky over Arizona. The cause of the accident was never determined, or, if it was, it was never officially explained to me. All three men aboard the plane were lost. The Air Force shipped a coffin home to me, and when I asked that it be opened they did so with some reluctance. There was nothing inside but one of his uniforms, carefully pressed and folded, so that was what I buried. After that, I decided I didn't want to live in California anymore, so I came here.” She told this sad story without bitterness, only with a certain sense of bewilderment and resignation.
He escorted her into the room that would be the couture salon. “Oh, what a beautiful fireplace!” she exclaimed. “And lookâa Bösendorfer! That must have cost you a fortune!”
So she knew good merchandise when she saw it.
“Promise not to tell anyone, but it has a cracked sounding board,” he said.
She laughed. “I promise not to tell a living soul,” she said, and Si found himself also admiring her soft, lilting speaking voice and rich, throaty laugh. “Cracked sounding board or not, that piano is the perfect touch. This is going to be the most elegant store in New York, Mr. Tarkington.”
“That's what I'm aiming for, Mrs. Markham,” he said, looking around him. “But there's still an awful lot of work to be done.”
“Don't worry. I can visualize it perfectly. I can see what it's going to be like in my mind's eye. I'd love to work in a store like this, Mr. Tarkington.”