Read Cast in Order of Disappearance Online
Authors: Simon Brett
âNo one else had any reason.'
âAnd is the language in character?'
âYes, he never was very delicate. Particularly when he was angry. Could be quite frightening.'
âPaper familiar?'
âYes. He had it on his desk at Orme Gardens. Some headed, some plain like this.'
âHmm. Well, there's only one way to treat shit of this sort.' Charles screwed the note up into a dark glass ashtray and set it on fire with the table lighter. When the flame had gone, he blew the black ash carefully into the waste-paper basket. âWhen did it come?'
âIt was on the mat when I got up. About eleven. A bit after.'
âCome by post?'
âNo. Plain envelope. On the table.'
Charles leant over and picked it up. Blue, matching the paper. Told him nothing. âAnd I suppose you didn't . . .'
âSee anyone? No.'
âIt's a fairly nasty way of breaking something off, isn't it?'
âYes.' She looked near to tears. âAnd I thought it was going so well.'
âPerhaps he's just a nasty man.'
âHe could be, I know. But with me he was always kind. When we were in France, heâ'
âWhen was this?'
âWe went in August, came back in October. Marius's got a villa down the South. Sainte-Maxime. It's a lovely place. Private beach.'
âVery nice.'
âAnyway, he took me there to recuperate.'
âWhat from?'
âI'd had an abortion.'
âHis baby?'
âYes. He fixed it up, but it didn't quite go right. I was ill. So he took me out to Sainte-Maxime.
âAnd he was there all the time?'
âYes. He'd been ill tooâhad a minor heart-attack. He was meant to be resting, though, of course, being Marius, he was in touch with the office every day.'
âIt was just the two of you out there?'
âMostly. Some friends of his dropped in, theatre people. And Nigel for a bit.'
âNigel?'
âHis son.'
âOh yes.' Charles remembered someone once mentioning that Steen had a son. âI didn't think they got on.'
âThat was ages ago. They made it up, more or less. Nigel works in the business.'
âAnd while you were out in France, it was all OK? Between you and Marius?'
âYes. We had a marvellous time. He was very silly and childish. And kind.'
âAnd now he sends you notes like that. You can't think of any reason for the change in his attitude?'
Jacqui hesitated. âNo. Would you like some lunch?'
While she cooked, Charles went down to the off-licence and bought a bottle of wine. It was obvious from Jacqui's manner that she did have an idea why Steen had changed. And that she was going to tell him. It was only a matter of waiting.
The lunch was unremarkable. Jacqui was a frozen food cook. He remembered it from Worthing. Endless beef-burgers and cod steaks with bright peas and diced vegetables. But the wine made it passable. They talked back to Worthing, hedging round the subject of Steen. Eventually, as Charles drained the bottle evenly into their two glasses, he asked, âWhat do you want me to do, Jacqui?'
âWhat do you mean?'
âYou've brought me round here for a reason.'
âI was frightened.'
âYes, but there's something else.'
âYes.' She looked very vulnerable. Again he felt the sense of debt that had started when he failed her in bed. The contract was unfulfilled. If he could not serve her in one way, he would serve her in another. It's strange, he thought, is this what chivalry's come to?
âI do want you to do something for me, Charles. It's sort of awkward. You see, I think I know . . . I think I might know why Marius is behaving like this. He might think . . . you see . . .' Charles bided his time. Jacqui looked at him directly and said, âYou've heard of all this Sally Nash business?'
âYes. Is Marius involved in that?'
âNot really. Not with the prostitutes. It's just . . . well, she, Sally Nash, used to be at some parties that we went to.'
âJust ordinary parties?'
âWell . . .' Jacqui smiled sheepishly. âNo, not ordinary parties really. Things happened.'
âI didn't know that was your scene. I thought you only slept with one man at a time and . . .' Charles tailed off, embarrassed.
âNo, it's not my sort of thing. But Marius was into all that. Only a bit. Nothing very serious.'
âHmm.'
âDon't sound so bloody superior. It's easy for a man. If you're a girl you have to get interested in what your bloke's interested in. If he's mad on football, you watch
Match of the Day
. If it's two-way mirrors, well . . .'
âWas it like that in the South of France?'
âNo. It was only a couple of times we ever did it. Last June. There was a party in Holland Park, and one near Marble Arch.'
âBut they were Sally Nash's parties?'
âShe was there.'
âAnd what's the danger? Are you going to be called as a witness?'
âBloody hell.' She looked very affronted. âLook, I may be a tart, but I'm not a whore.' Charles tried vaguely to work out the distinction, but fortunately Jacqui clarified. âAll these girls they're calling in the trial do it for money.'
âI'm sorry. Then what's the . . .?'
âThere are some photographs.'
âOf you and Steen at the party?'
âYes. With some other people.'
âNaughty photos?'
âA bit naughty. But I think that's why Marius doesn't want to be seen with me.
âWhy? Are the photographs going to come up in court?'
âNo, they aren't. But Marius must think they will. It's the only explanation.'
âBut if you're both in the photos, he could be identified anyway. It doesn't make any difference whether he's seen with you or not.
âNo, Charles. The point is, they can't tell it's him. His face is covered.'
âDon't tell meâwith a black leather mask.'
âYes.'
âReally? I was joking.'
âWell it is.'
âBut you, on the other hand, are not covered?'
âNo. Far from it.'
âHmm. How do you know they won't come up in court?'
âBecause I've got them. I paid a lot of money for them.'
âDid someone blackmail you?'
âNo. The Sally Nash trial started on Friday, and I bought them off the bloke who took them on Saturday.'
âHow much?'
âThousand quid.'
Charles looked at her quizzically and she explained. âMarius had given me some money to buy a car, but it hardly seems worth buying one now, with all this petrol scene.'
Charles reflected momentarily on the difference between a tart and a whore and decided he was being a bit harsh. Particularly as Jacqui continued, âI wanted to give them to Marius as a present. Set his mind at rest. And now I can't get to see him. I daren't send them through the post or letter-box, because his secretary'll see them . . .'
Suddenly Charles' role in the proceedings became very clear to him. âAnd so you want me to deliver them?'
Armed with an innocuous-looking brown envelope, Charles Paris returned to his room in Hereford Road, Bayswater. It was a depressing furnished bedsitter, which he'd moved into when he left Frances. Nothing except his clothes and scripts gave it any identity. The furniture had been painted grey by some earlier occupant, but was mostly obscured by drip-dry shirts on wire hangers. A low upholstered chair with wooden arms sat in front of the gas-fire. There was a small table covered with paper and carbons, a rickety kitchen chair, a single bed shrouded in yellow candlewick, and in one corner, inadequately hidden by plastic curtain, a sink and gas-ring.
Whenever Charles entered the room, fumes of depression threatened to choke him. Every now and then, in a surge of confidence, he would consider moving, but he never got round to it. The room was somewhere to sleep and he did his best to ensure that that was all he did there.
He got back about five and, before the atmosphere of the room had time to immobilise him, opened the cupboard, got out a half-full bottle of Bell's and poured himself a healthy measure. After a substantial swallow, he felt he could look at his surroundings. It was more of a mess than usual. Candlewick in disarray on the unmade bed, coffee cup with a white crust on the table. Cold December air was gushing through the open window. He remembered leaving it to air the place on . . . when was it? Monday? Yes, Monday, 3rd December. The day he'd done that bloody awful radio play.
He slammed the window and put on the gas-fire. It hissed resentfully but came alight (which was more than it sometimes did). He felt strongly in need of a bath, stripped off his grubby clothes and put on a shapeless towelling dressing-gown. Taking a fivepence from his change, he went down to the bathroom on the first landing, checked that the water wasn't running hot, and fed the meter.
Then he remembered soap and towel. Upstairs again to get them. Inevitably, the bathroom door was locked when he returned. The sound of running water came from inside.
Charles hammered on the door and shouted abuse, but the strange singsong voice that replied over the sound of water told him it was useless. One of the Swedish girls. There seemed to be hundreds of them in the house. And, he thought as he savagely stumped upstairs, all of them old boots. They really shattered the myth of Scandinavian beauty, that lot. Spotty girls with glasses and ruggerplayers' legs. He slammed the door, picked up the whisky bottle and fell into the chair.
The gas-fire spluttered at him as he sat and thought. There was something odd about the whole business with Jacqui. Her explanation about the photographs seemed unconvincing. In fact, her account of Steen's sudden change of behaviour didn't ring true either. A man in his position who wanted to get rid of a girl-friend needn't go to the length of obscene notes.
For a moment the thought crossed Charles' mind that he was being used in some sort of plot. To carry something. What? Drugs? Or just what Jacqui said it wasâdirty pictures? But it seemed ridiculous. A much simpler explanation was that she was telling the truth.
The way to find out, of course, was to look in the envelope. He'd known since he had had the photographs that sooner or later he would. And, he reasoned, Jacqui must have assumed he would. She hadn't asked him not to; the envelope was unsealed. But he still felt slightly guilty as he shuffled them into his hand.
There were six, and they were exactly what Jacqui had said they would beâobscene pictures of her and Marius Steen. Perhaps obscene was the wrong word; they didn't have any erotic effect on Charles; but they intrigued and rather revolted him.
The photographs had the posed quality of amateur dramatics. Steen's body was old, a thin belly and limbs like a chicken's. The tatty little leather mask made him look ridiculous. But, Charles was forced to admit, the old man was rather well endowed.
But it was the sight of Jacqui that affected him. There she was in a series of contrived positionsâastride Steen, bending down in front of him, under him on a bed. The sight was a severe shock to Charles; it made him feel almost sick. Not the acts that were going on; he'd seen and done worse, and somehow they seemed very mild and meaningless on these shoddy little snapshots. But it was the fact that it was Jacqui which upset him. He didn't feel jealousy or lust, but pity and again the urgent desire to protect her. It was as if he was seeing the photographs as her father.
A click and silence told him that the gas meter had run out. Blast, he hadn't got a ten p. Brusquely, he shoved the photographs back into the envelope, sealed it and dressed. Then he started his campaign to get to see Marius Steen. It was half past seven. He went to the call box on the landing and rang up Bernard Walton, currently starring in
Virgin on the Ridiculous
at the Dryden Theatre.
IV
Prince Charming
GEORGE, THE STAGE doorman at the Dryden Theatre, looked at him suspiciously. âWhat's your name?'
âCharles Paris. Mr Walton is expecting me.'
George's face registered total disbelief and he turned to the telephone. Charles wondered vaguely if the old man had recognised him. After all, he'd come in every night for eighteen months during the run of
The Water Nymph
only ten years before. But no, the name Charles Paris meant nothing. So much for the showbiz myth of the cheery old ânever forget a faceâI seen 'em all' doorman. George was a bloody-minded old sod and always had been.
âMr Walton's not back in his dressing-room yet.'
âI'll wait.' Charles leant against the wall. The doorman watched his visitor as if he expected him to steal the light fittings.
There was a big poster of the show stuck up just inside the stage door. It had on it an enormous photo of Bernard in hot pursuit of a cartoon of two bikini-clad girls. That's stardomâa real photo; supports only get cartoons.
Charles thought back to when he'd first met Bernard in Cardiffâa gauche, rather insecure young man with a slight stammer. Even then he'd been pushy, determined to make it. Charles had been directing at the time and cast him as Young Marlowe in
She Stoops to Conquer
. Not a good actor, but Charles made him play himself and it worked. The stammer fitted Marlowe's embarrassment and Bernard got a very good press. A couple of years round the reps playing nervous idiots, then a television series, and now, entering his second year in
Virgin on the Ridiculous
, nauseating the critics and wowing the coach parties.
âCould you try him again?' George acquiesced grudgingly. This time he got through. âMr Walton, there's a Mrâwhat did you say your name was?'
âCharles Paris.'
âA Mr Charles Paris to see you. Oh. Very well.' He put the phone down. âMr Walton's expecting you.' In tones of undisguised surprise. âDressing-room One. Down theâ'