Causing a Commotion

Causing a Commotion

Janice Lynn

Copyright 2012 Janice Lynn

All the characters in this book have no existence outside the author’s imagination, and have no relation whatsoever to anyone bearing the same name or names. They are not even distantly inspired by any individual known or unknown by the author, and all the incidences are pure invention.

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Other books by Janice Lynn

Jane Millionaire (Winner of national American Title contest, Golden Quill for best first book, & the Golden Pen)

Revenge for Hire (Amazon Bestseller)

The Glass Slipper

Harlequin Mills & Boon Medical Romances:

The Doctor’s Pregnancy Bombshell (Winner of National Readers’ Choice Award)

The Heart Surgeon’s Secret Son (Winner of Golden Quill)

Surgeon Boss, Surprise Dad

The Doctor’s Meant-to-be Marriage

The Playboy Doctor Claims His Bride

The Nurse’s Baby Miracle

Officer, Surgeon…Gentleman!

Playboy Surgeon, Top-notch Dad (HOLT Medallion Award of Merit)

Dr. DiAngelo’s Baby Bombshell

The Nurse Who Saved Christmas

The Doctor’s Damsel in Distress

Flirting with the Society Doctor

Janice Lynn’s novels have finaled in and won multiple writing contests

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Causing A Commotion

Prologue

J.P. Scott chewed on the end of his cigar and longed to light the damn thing. Too bad the Karlton Regal forbad smoking. These days the whole world forbade smoking. He longed for the good old days when smoking wasn’t such a big deal. Not that he hadn’t been known to break rules on occasion, but today wasn’t one of those times. An in-his-sixties-has-been producer on his way back could only take so many calculated risks.

“So,” he drawled, eyeing the self-important young man, Maxwell Arnold, sitting across from him in the private suite. A man who held J.P.’s future in his hands. Which was a hell of a place for any man’s future to lie. “You want me to take this boring political news show and spice it up a bit?”

“Not a bit, a whole lot,” the Wolf television bigwig said. Maxwell’s father had been a well-known television executive during J.P.’s heyday and J.P. always respected him. He hadn’t cast his vote on Jr. yet.

Every item in the privately held Wolf hotel suite screamed with wealth and an inflated ego. With a desire to impress and intimidate. J.P. was too old to bother with being either one. However, he wasn’t above kissing a little behind if it got him where he wanted to be--producing a winning show.

“We want to create real competition for the Ophelia Winters show,” the man continued, causing J.P.’s brows to hike up a few notches. Ophelia Winters was
the
talk show of all talk shows. “We think Colin Crandall has the potential to do that.”

“The guy is flopping in his own time slot,” J.P. reminded.

Colin Crandall. He knew the name. Who that followed current events a few years ago didn’t? The image of a man in his early thirties came to mind. Crandall was a handsome enough fellow, he supposed, probably close in age to Jr., here. But the man made stiff ole Al Gore look like the class clown. He needed to loosen up. Big time. Of course, rumor had it that the one time he’d let loose, he’d ruined a booming journalism career. Still, the guy had his own talk show so it couldn’t have been that bad.

“Why is that?”

J.P. was sure the young executive already knew the answer. Bigwigs tended to do that, ask questions they already knew the answer to so they could appear superior. Not one for being put on the spot J.P. stretched his legs in front of him and stuck the cigar between his lips. Maxwell glared, but didn’t comment.

J.P. took his time answering, savoring a few rolls of the cigar against his tongue, enjoying the tangy tobacco flavor.

“Because Crandall looks like he has a corncob stuck up his rear-end, and he’s reporting on politics, economics, and world issues that most of the world doesn’t give a rat’s patootie about. They’d rather hear about Brad and Angelina, the Kardashians, and other celebrity news that isn’t really news.”

“Exactly. Colin isn’t giving the audience what they want. Which is a death wish. That’s where you come in.” Maxwell leaned back in his leather chair and scowled at the unlit cigar. “Make the show over to appeal to viewers. I want a talk show with a punch.”

“Let me get this straight.” J.P. pulled the cigar from the corner of his mouth and twirled the Cuban between his arthritic fingers. “You want me to give this guy’s show a Jerry Springer make-over?”

Maxwell laughed. “Exactly. We want to make it a talk show that appeals to men and women. A show with audience appeal, period. Colin has potential.”

J.P. had watched the show once. He’d rather have his prostate checked as to have to sit through another episode.

“Find him a co-host, a female, who’ll stir things up. Someone who’ll offset his seriousness with her outrageousness. I want him knocked him out of his comfort zone.”

J.P. liked the idea of turning someone’s world upside down. Chaos was always good--at least, when it was someone else’s life involved. Too often it was his own. Six divorces would attest to that.

“How do you propose I do this?” J.P. waited for the catch. There was always a catch. Particularly in showbiz and his gut instincts were that something didn’t add up in what Maxwell was telling him.

“It’s going to be your show.” Maxwell shrugged his tailored-suit-covered shoulders. “Do whatever you like. After your recent success, the network is willing to take a risk. Enjoy the creative freedom we’re giving to you and make us proud.”

J.P.’s brows lifted, brushing against the long locks of his white bangs. They were really giving him control? When he’d been promised a show of his own if he made
Jane Millionaire
a success, he’d believed Wolf would find a way to slot him in some lame late night show or something so early in the morning not even the sunrise would catch it.

He could really do something with this opportunity, could once again prove he was as good as he ever was, not a has-been despite what that gossip rag had claimed right after wife number five moved out. Wife number six had been young and beautiful and all about proving he wasn’t a has-been in all aspects of his life. Much as it pained him to admit, if number six hadn’t left, he’d have had a heart attack trying to keep up with her physical demands. Getting old pretty much sucked.

Maxwell tapped his pen against his desk, a thoughtful look playing on his face. “I’ll break the news to Colin.”

“The guy doesn’t know what you’re doing to his show?” J.P. crammed his cigar back into his mouth.

“What
you’re
doing to his show.” Maxwell shook his head, a self-serving grin on his face. “Not a clue, but it really doesn’t matter because Colin’s contract is ironclad.”

Was the network trying to make a mockery of Crandall? In the dog-eat-dog world of Hollywood even a wizened veteran such as himself couldn’t always tell. Perhaps Maxwell truly wanted to pull Crandall’s show out of the rating’s gutter. Or perhaps he wanted to see the other man’s career completely crash and burn. Since his own reputation hung on the line, J.P. opted for the first.

“I’ll do it, but I’ll find the co-hostess. I’ve got just the woman in mind.” J.P. smiled, knowing he was on the verge of brilliance with the idea that just struck him. “Nobody does chaos like Jessie Davidson.”

Chapter One

What was it about being in love that made every song on the radio seem filled with happiness and joy? On the reverse side, when love goes sour, every song reminded of your miserable, lonely, broken heart?

Jessie Davidson smiled at all the right times and at all the right people, but if the deejay didn’t find some upbeat music soon she was going to serve his balls for breakfast.

“Are you having a good time?” Rob Lancaster, Jessie’s soon to be brother-in-law, handed her a glass of champagne. Both Rob and Jessie’s gaze sought her sister, who reined center of attention in the middle of the large hotel banquet room. Jill glowed. Which was how it should be, and Jessie intentionally maintained a low profile tonight to keep from doing anything that might take the spotlight off her sister in any way.

Well, as long as that deejay changed his freaking tune. Otherwise, all eyes would be on her while she wrapped her hands around his neck and…

“Jess?” Rob called her by the nickname Jill often used. “Something wrong?”

A new song came on. Air Supply? Puh-leeze. She was not going to listen to this. Not tonight. Not when Larry, the ex-fiancé-slash-father-figure, called to inform her of his engagement to some Hollywood blow-up bimbo moments before she’d left for her sister’s engagement party. She wanted Larry to be happy, but following a less than savory taxi cab encounter with a stranger who’d turned out to be a first rate jerk, she couldn’t take any more sappy love songs. Lost in love indeed.

She glanced around the luxurious ballroom. Smiling couples were everywhere. Was the whole freaking world in love?

The mysterious man from the taxicab flashed into her mind.

Which did not sit well. For more reasons than she could fathom. Mainly that she’d been totally attracted to him and he’d dissed her the moment he’d found out she was an actress.

“Just honky-dory.” When her sister’s laughter floated across the room, guilt slammed Jessie at her negative thoughts. Jill looked happy, truly happy for the first time in years. Since their parents died, really.

A big part of that lack of happiness had been caused by a little sister who couldn’t stay out of trouble.

Being in trouble was one area where Jessie excelled.

“Been auditioning for a Southern role lately?” Rob smirked, looking handsome in his tuxedo. A perfect match for her beautiful, talented, and brilliant sister.

Rob and Jill made a great couple. If she didn’t love her sister so much, she might gag at their constant googly eyes.

“A remake of Redneck Rousers.” She smiled. If not for Jessie’s trouble-making, Jill would never have met Rob, would never have discovered her love for law enforcement, would have had a boring life. The good balanced out the bad. Surely. “I auditioned for the role of Petunia Peaches.”

The name bordered on porn star, but then, although rated R, so did the movie. Perhaps the remake more so. She hoped not.

“Petunia Peaches? That why you dyed your hair bleach blond?” Rob grimaced, drawing all the right conclusions, except for the hair. On that, Jessie would never admit that she hadn’t been able to stand being told a single time more how much she looked like Jill. The hair color change was drastic, but lately drastic change was the story of her life. “You know, I’d be happy to put in a word for you down at Wolf. I’m sure I could help you find a regular gig. Possibly on
Gambler
.”

Rob’s reputation and phenomenal success guaranteed Jessie a better than average shot.

“No thanks.” She wanted to stand on her own two feet. Why didn’t anyone understand her need to do this herself? She’d been leaning on Jill for years. Far too long. She didn’t want to get into the habit of leaning on Rob, too. Instead, she wanted to cut the apron strings. Now was the time for Jessie Davidson to show what she was really made of.

Too bad she wasn’t sure what that was.

But she wasn’t going to tell Rob, Jill, or anyone else that little tidbit. A woman had to have her secrets.

Jessie had oodles. Mainly to do with her panic attacks at being alone. Just the thought made moisture bead on her skin and her heart to race.

“If you change your mind, just say the word. It wouldn’t be any trouble to drop your name to the right person.” Rob smiled when Jill joined them. He bent to kiss her lips.

Googly eyes and kisses and a slow Journey song.
Separate Ways
. Gag. Gag. Gag.

Jessie took a deep breath, willing the deejay to throw on some Lady Gaga, Usher, or her all time favorite Aerosmith, something with a party beat. Anything but another boo-hoo tune.

“What’s wrong?” Jill waved off her fiancé’s affections, much to his chagrin, and zeroed in on Jessie’s mood.

How was it her sister could always read her thoughts? Could see right through her? Well, not this time. She wouldn’t ruin Jill’s goodtime by pouting. She pasted on a bright smile, one that looked real, because she was quite the actress even if Hollywood had yet to discover it.