Chronicles of Isambard Smith 05 - End of Empires
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Authors: Toby Frost
End of Empires
Also by Toby Frost:
Space Captain Smith
God Emperor of Didcot
Wrath of the Lemming Men
A Game of Battleships
End of Empires
Toby Frost
Myrmidon
Rotterdam House
116 Quayside
Newcastle upon Tyne
NE1 3DY
Published by Myrmidon 2014
Copyright © Toby Frost 2014
Toby Frost has asserted his right under the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988 to be identified as the author of this work.
This novel is entirely a work of fiction. The names, characters and incidents portrayed in it are the work of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events or localities is entirely coincidental.
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ISBN 978-1-905802-89-0
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They Shoot Ponies, Don’t They?
The Chronicles Of Isambard Smith By Toby Frost
Long ago, the great god Popacapinyo made the world. First, he made the wolf and the hawk, and he made them swift and deadly. Then, he formed the bear and the badger, who are strong but slow. And then he made the cunning snake and the ape, who lie in wait for the foolish and the weak.
Then Lord Popacapinyo turned his hand to the world, filled as it was with tricks and traps, and he made other animals, the ones that eat grass instead of meat. To all these creatures he gave a gift, so that they would evade capture and live to breed again. Some were quick, some strong, some crafty, but he saved the greatest gift of all for last: the Spirit of Sacrifice.
That gift he gave to the lemming.
And he took the lemmings in his hand and spoke:
‘
You, and only you, will never know fear or cowardice. You will never stand alone, because you will all run together. You will have what all other races lack, and that will make you greatest of all. You have Lemming Spirit.
‘
All the world will be your foe, Rodents of a Thousand Enemies. And when they catch you, they will kill you. So you must catch them first. Attack all the world, lemmings, and show them terror, for they are weak and afraid. Show them your lemming spirit, and then kill them all!
‘
Dar huphep, huphep Yullai!
‘
For glory, the glory of the Yull!’
At 08.30, Greenwich Galactic Mean Time, a staff car and troop lorry rumbled into the remains of the British Quarter. The lorry rolled between the shells of buildings, past the broken sheds and abandoned allotments, the Yullian flag fluttering from its radio antenna. Foliage covered the cab roof. Half a dozen severed heads hung on a chain across the front grille like beads on a necklace.
It stopped in Coronation Square. A huddle of beetle people waited; as the lorry drew to a halt they pushed their young to the rear of the crowd, out of sight.
Lemming men jumped down from the back of the lorry, their new rifles gleaming, and fanned out in a glittering circle of bayonets as Colonel Fremcar Nonc stepped out of the staff car. He looked from side to side, taking in the dilapidated buildings and the empty pole from which the Union Jack had once flown, and smiled.
Nonc was new to this region but rumours of his prowess had already spread. He was, by all accounts, paranoid, self-important, unbearably pompous and sadistic to the point of lunacy, which made him fairly typical for a soldier of the Divine Amiable Army of the lemming men of Yull.
A semicircle of cringing natives awaited their new master. One of the beetle people scurried forward to welcome Nonc.
‘All hail, noble Yullian warlord,’ it chirped. ‘We thank you for liberating us, and welcome –’
‘Silence, slave,’ said Colonel Nonc, casually bashing him over the carapace with his walking stick. ‘I do not bandy words with savages. Where is the human?’
‘The woman waits in the potting shed, honoured master. She is bound, as you requested –’
‘Enough! Conversing with you besmirches me. Lead the way to the prisoner.’
‘Please, gracious master, follow me.’
Nonc followed, scowling. Four of his toughest warriors accompanied him. The beetle led them around the side of the governor’s house, through the crater-ridden vegetable garden. The offworlders had left in a hurry, Nonc reflected: they had not even bothered to pick their sprouts. One good charge from the Yull and the cowardly humans had fled. Somewhere to the north they were still trying to fight, it seemed: the last death throes of their weakling empire. They had forgotten how to be rulers, how to act with wisdom and justice.
He belted the beetle with his stick. ‘Piss off now, barbarian!’
The five lemming men stomped into the governor’s potting shed. It was large and clean, lit with electric lights. In the middle of the room were two chairs, and on one of them sat a woman in British army uniform, her hands behind her back and a rope around her waist.
Nonc sat down opposite and pulled a table over. He reached into his sash and took out a pack of cigarettes.
‘Hello,’ the woman said.
Nonc frowned, wondering how to break the ice.
‘
Shup!
’ he screamed, and he slapped her across the face. ‘Ugly weakling flat-snout pig-monkey coward, your war of aggression is over and your verminous slave race must all die slow! Cigarette?’
‘I don’t smoke,’ she said.
‘Oh.’ Nonc had been looking forward to telling her that she couldn’t have one. ‘Now then,’ he began, cracking his knuckles, ‘you have nothing to fear from me, offworlder scum. So let us have a little chat, eh?’
One of his men pulled down the blinds.
‘I understand you were captured by the beetle-things yesterday, on the outskirts of the town. I also understand you are of the Deepspace Operations Group, fools who presume to fight our glorious, entirely lovable empire. For you are she who wields the knife, consort of the ghost-warrior Wainscott – may a thousand demons chew out his wretched heart. You are his witch-woman, the banshee-warrior, she who is called… Susan.’
The woman said nothing. Nonc took a deep drag on his cigarette. Thoughtfully, he tapped the ash away and touched the glowing end to the tabletop. He turned it slowly, a smile creeping across his face as the formica began to scorch.
‘Offworlder, you will tell me where I can find this so-called Wainscott. The Greater Galactic Happiness and Friendship Collective is most troubled by his continuing resistance to our grand plan for the betterment of the galaxy and wishes only to benevolently torture him to death.’
‘I can do better than that,’ the woman said. ‘I’ll show you where he is.’
‘Ah, offworlder, how easily you break!’ Nonc leaned back in her chair. ‘Now, where is he?’
The woman scratched her head. ‘Well, it’s difficult.’
‘Really?’ Nonc said. He took a drag on his cigarette and blew across the tip. ‘Perhaps your tongue needs loosening... Wait! You just scratched your head! The beetle people said you were tied up –’
‘Actually,’ Susan said, ‘it’s not difficult at all. He’s right behind you.’
Nonc whirled around and there he was, the demon himself: bearded and unkempt, standing in the doorway in his boots and underpants, a bandolier across his bare chest and a machete in either hand. Nonc’s guard lay at Wainscott’s feet, a scarf tied very tightly around his neck. The sentry’s tongue stuck out.
‘Morning,’ Wainscott said, and he took a step into the shed. Behind him Nonc glimpsed chaos. A beetle-person swarmed over the cab of the truck and punched its pincers through windscreen and driver alike. Nonc’s adjutant staggered past, arms folded over a great cut across his waist: one of the beetles scurried up behind him and casually snipped off his head.
‘I would have let you go,’ Wainscott said, twisting his neck to examine the ceiling. ‘The thing is, Susan here’s our medic, and she’s got my pills… and without my pills I get pretty bothered. In fact, it’s been a little while already.’ He hit the door with his heel and it swung shut. ‘Now,’ Wainscott said, and a huge, evil grin crept across his face, ‘how’s about you give up, and we’ll call it quits?’
Six minutes and much squeaking later, Susan opened the door and the two humans stepped outside.
‘Well,’ Susan declared, slipping her commando knife back into its sheath, ‘that went rather well, didn’t it?’
Wainscott blew some fluff off his knuckles. ‘Remind me to join you in the potting shed more often. Nelson!’ he called, waving across the square.
A man jogged over in modified army gear, a long-range communications rig strapped to his back-plate. ‘Boss?’
‘Any of the furries get away?’
‘None, boss. They fought to the death.’
‘Excellent. Get Craig and Dreckitt to dump Colonel Nonc and friends in the forest. We’ll take the lorry and ditch it upriver. Best not bring the heat on these beetle chaps. Problem, Nelson?’
‘Well, there was one more thing...’
‘Namely?’
‘HQ radioed in. They want to know what you’re doing and why you won’t answer their calls.’
Wainscott put his hands on his hips. ‘We’ve discussed this. Tell ’em the usual: I’m on a secret mission, killing lemmings by the bucketload. That ought to shut them up. Orders!’ he snorted. ‘I don’t know why you see the need to bother me with this sort of piffling stuff. I have work to do.’
Susan watched Nelson go to relay the orders to the beetle people. ‘He’s got a point, you know,’ she said. ‘What is it now, three months since we’ve made contact with HQ?’
‘I measure time in deeds, not hours,’ Wainscott replied. ‘Except for my birthday, of course. Two weeks next Tuesday, Susan. Make a note.’
‘I already have.’
‘Good. You know what the lemmings call me?’ Wainscott jabbed his thumb at his filthy bare chest. ‘The Ghost Who Walks In Shorts. They’re scared – not just of me, but of the people who I command. You, Susan, are a part of that: maybe not a ghost in your own shorts, but certainly close to mine.’
‘Thanks.’
‘One day, you could have your own nickname.’
‘I already do.’
‘Really? What do they call you?’
‘Sane Susan.’
‘How peculiar,’ Wainscott observed, and he strode away.
PART ONE
The Player of Board Games
It was the heat that woke him. Isambard Smith lay on his bed like a castaway drifting on a raft, watching the ceiling fan turn above his head. He thought about Imperial attack shuttles, rising above a forest so thick that it was always night between the trees. Fire blasted from their engines. Flames washed over the foliage like a tidal wave, and Smith closed his eyes. Then he thought about breakfast.
‘Ravnavar,’ he said. ‘Bollocks, I’m still on Ravnavar.’
He thought of the dust, the haggling crowds, the tang of roasting spices on a roadside stall. Smith remembered soldiers arguing over equipment, pursued by swarms of tough journalists, half a dozen types of native alien porters, interpreters, criminals and batmen, recalled the shining eyes of troopers driven by war to despair or exultation – and above it all, the ceaseless, droning, soul-destroying sound of the bloody Doors.
