Authors: Linda Barnes
My grandmother used to say that up till forty you have the face God gave you. After that, you're responsible for your own wrinkles.
She also used to say, “
In der yugnt a zoyne, oyf der elder a gabete.”
Translation: “In youth a whore, in old age a model of propriety.”
Hope for me yet.
Armed with proof of Drew Manley's existence, I backed the car down the narrow drive, wishing I'd had the foresight to wash it. A dusty old Toyota always impresses the wealthy clients. Not to mention arriving late for that important first meeting, which I would, unless I used every taxi-driver shortcut and bent the speed limit to boot.
I could have swung out to 128, maybe avoided some lunch hour traffic, but I decided to plow straight through Boston, taking back roads until I could get onto the VFW Parkway, headed south. As I raced along, I found myself glancing at people on the streetâgrouped at bus stops, sitting on park benchesâtrying to imagine Thea with twenty-four years of hard living sagging the smooth curve of her cheek. Would I recognize her if I passed her? If she lived next door?
I turned onto Route 109, drove quickly up Summer to Dedham Street. Signs warned of equestrian crossings. Stalls were for rent. No trespassing after dark. I hit Dover Center at six past twelve. It took another five minutes to find the Cameron estate, located off Farm Road, a narrow lane edged with stone fences, another two to navigate the long driveway, majestically lined with tall Dutch elms. Their leaves made a canopy that dappled the sunshine, half blinding me and lowering my speed.
What had “Adam Mayhew,” my pseudo-client, said? “The house is big ⦠rambling.” Had to give the old liar credit for understatement.
I mentally composed a realtor's ad: Magnificent, professionally landscaped Colonial estate. Hilltop retreat with unique architectural details. Three magnificent stone chimneys. Circular drive leading to covered whatchamacallitâI yanked the word “porte cochere” from a deep memory recess. The offering price would be well into seven figures, surely not listed for the vulgar world to see. Like tuition at the Avon Hill School: If you need to inquire, you obviously don't belong.
I liked the porte cochere, probably because I was pleased that I knew what to call it. When the Camerons tossed a small supper party for sixty, their female guests wouldn't risk getting that little black dress drenched by rain, that mink wrap brushed by snow.
The main house was well sited. The additional wings, given the hilltop perch, posed a challenge the architect hadn't met. I couldn't put my finger on it. Maybe the elevation of the left wing didn't quite match the right. Different architects? Warring visions?
Still, the total effect was impressive enough to make me wonder if there were a servants' entrance where I might park my humble vehicle without disgrace.
“Snap out of it!” I scolded myself. I wouldn't get much information out of Tessa Cameron if I let myself be intimidated by her house. I pulled underneath the la-di-da porte cochere, just as if I were piloting a huge black Mercedes S500. Or maybe a Ferrari Testarossa. A red one.
A trim dark-jacketed man raced down five steps and interrupted my fantasies, intent on assisting me from the driver's seat.
“May I take your keys?” he inquired.
“Why?”
“Guests generally park to the left of the big house. I'll be happy to move your carâ”
I gunned the engine and drove to the proper area. I don't easily part with my car keys.
So, all in all, I was fifteen minutes late for my session with Tessa Cameron.
She made me wait.
The foyer wasn't bigger than my house, but it was certainly prettier, with a bridal staircase descending to creamy marble tiles. A huge gilt-framed portrait of Franklin Cameron dominated the entryway. Based on photos I'd seen, the artist had been a flatterer, enlarging the man's eyes, strengthening his chin.
I was ushered to the left, into a room with ornate molding. I don't know what the family called itâthe drawing room, the withdrawing room. I'd have named it the sunroom because the windows faced south and the plants bristled with glossy leaves. The wallpaper was off-white, with stripes of pale pink and gold, a different texture for each color. A jumble of greenery and rattan gave the place the look of an outdoor garden, but the furniture wasn't casual patio stuff by any stretch of imagination or pocketbook.
The room rated a fat goose egg in snoop-potential. Not a single photograph of the illustrious clan. The only drawers opened to reveal a NYNEX phone book and plain white stationery. Except for the absence of a Gideon Bible, I could have been cooling my heels in a fancy hotel suite. I sensed the decorator's icy hand.
Sharp staccato footsteps sounded first, followed by raised and furious voices. It took me a minute to realize that the argument issued from above. Swiftly I moved toward the window wall. All the better to hear you with, my dears â¦
A woman's voice, high, shrill, demanding. Rapid-fire speech to match the tap-tapping spikes, so angry I couldn't hear sentences because the sounds slid together. I concentrated on isolating words.
“Disgust.” Definitely. “You disgust me”? Possibly.
The man replied: baritone, a low rumble of resentment. Threatening?
Other feet approached. I turned in time to see Tessa Cameron enter the doorway as though by divine right, a woman of a certain age. Only her plastic surgeon could tell for sure, but I put her down as the best-maintained sixty-five I'd seen off-screen and unfiltered through flattering light. An oval Madonna face, spoiled by discontented lines edging a pursed mouth. Brilliant amber eyes, all-seeing as an eagle's. Ramrod-straight posture. Once-dark hair gilded the color of money. A faintly foreign air to her gliding walk, as though she belonged in a long gown and lace mantilla.
As she drew close, I couldn't help breathing her scent: Camellias. Her height surprised me. She walked with the calm assurance of a taller person, a
grande dame
. It came as a shock that all her power radiated from a slender five-foot frame.
She wore a simple sleeveless off-white sheath that looked as if it had been cut to her measurements and stitched to her body. Pearls were her only adornment. Made me glad I'd changed out of my jeans. When Filene's Basement, Boston's mecca for the thriftyânot to mention the cheapâholds its annual women's suit sale, I arrive early and take my place among the throng waiting to charge the doors. My sleek blue gabardine has made it through four seasons and, considering how rarely I wear it, I'm hoping for another ten. I'd paired it with a cream silk blouse. My aunt Bea's rose-gold locket dangled in the V-neck. I'd even found a pair of run-free panty hose, whichâconsidering the heatâI regretted.
My hostess looked like she'd been born wearing panty hose and heels. Probably had feet shaped like Barbie's.
“Miss Carlyle?”
“Yes,” I admitted, feeling enormous, like Alice after she'd OD'd on Eat Me mushrooms. Size 2 women have that effect on me.
The overhead argument rang out with renewed zeal and increased volume. I wished the combatants would curse each other by name.
“Bastard!” the high voice screeched.
A rumbling burst finished with the word “police,” or possibly “please.”
“No way did I sign on for this!” Female outrage spewed at broadcast level. “The campaign, yes! But I had no idea whatâ”
The woman lowered her voice abruptly. I could hardly ask Tessa to clarify.
“Come,” she said firmly, her hand clasping her pearls. “Won't you join me in my office?”
Damn, I thought, I'd rather eavesdrop.
15
Tessa led the way, and there was little I could do but follow. Her office, I thought ruefully, was probably soundproofed.
We passed beneath Franklin Cameron's looming portrait. I inquired about itâWhen had it been painted? Who was the artist?âbut she merely shrugged as she executed a quick series of turns, her posture ruler-straight. Each corridor seemed distinguished only by a differently patterned oriental runner. I felt the need to scatter a few Hansel-and-Gretel pebbles. I don't know much about oriental rugs. If someone told me to follow the Isfahan to the Bokhara to the exit, I'd be in trouble.
Tessa's office was a time capsule. Framed posters from her late husband's electoral campaigns covered the walls. Banners swagged the ceiling:
Cameron for Senate! Cameron for House! Cameron! Cameron! Cameron!
All the posters, all the campaign stuff, dated from thirty years ago. My eyes did a quick circuit: No posters from Garnet's current contest.
Had I heard Garnet's voice upstairs? Did he share living space with his mother as well as his wife?
Tessa took a seat behind the tiny deskâI'm sure the decorator'd called it an “escritoire”âHad the decorator determined the nostalgic motif or had Tessa erected this shrine to her late husband?
She gave me an appraising stare.
“You are not exactly what I expected,” she said in her heavily accented voice, staring at my bargain basement suit, noting my shoes, my absence of purse, my worn briefcase. I was sure she'd priced my wardrobe to a nickel. Probably knew my left heel wiggled, needed replacement.
“What did you expect?” I asked.
“Sit, please.”
I took the visitor's chair, which was too low and cushiony for my taste or comfort.
She shrugged, and her small hands moved expressively. “I don't know. Someone like on television. One of those âCharlie's Angels,' you know?”
She'd been watching reruns.
“Or maybe a woman like a refrigerator, no?” she continued. “Big, like you, but heavy, like a block.” She smiled broadly and I found myself enjoying her animated presence.
“What can I do for you?” I asked.
“It's very little, I'm afraid. Such a small thing.”
She faced away from the windows, while I was forced to stare into the sun. Enthroned in her high-backed chair, she appeared tinier, almost childlike. This was a woman who knew how to manipulate her surroundings. She had the best position, the best light.
Some office. The desktop was bare. There wasn't a single bookshelf. What did she do in here?
She smiled charmingly, said, “I can explain perhaps best like this: you have people around you, the people who clean your house, iron your clothes, cook, drive your carâ”
Right. A full staff. I keep mine in a kitchen drawer.
“And sometimes these people, they are not as honest as they should be. But you do not wish to call the police because there will be notoriety, and after all Helga is an excellent cook and you would so hate to lose her little pastry treats. But she has taken something and you cannot just ignore this. You would like to handle it within the family, no?”
“What did Helga take?”
“No, no. Not so literal, please. Helga is not my cook. She is a person I make up in my mind to show youâ”
“A hypothetical case.”
She beamed as if I. were her star pupil. “Right. So you say, âhypothetical.'”
When people start beaming at me and generally behaving like ardent admirers who wish to bask in my wisdom, all my alarm bells go off at once. Either they want me to join a weird cult, I figure, or they're planning a con.
“Tell me a little more about this hypothetical theft,” I said.
“It is of no intrinsic value, this thing that was stolen.”
“Sentimental value,” I suggested.
“Yes. I see you are very perceptive,” she said. “
Simpatico.”
Her smile was starting to look glazed, frozen, as though it had been pasted on her mouth and was beginning to itch.
“I take it you want my help in recovering this sentimental treasure,” I said.
“That is exactly what I want.” She seemed relieved. The smile ratcheted up a notch in warmth.
“Can you describe it to me?”
“I believe you already know. It consists of papers, an artist's notebook.”
I decided to plant a zinger, see if a woman of such poise could be rattled. “And the hypothetical thief, that would be Drew Manley?”
Her head turned abruptly and she faced me straight on. Till that very moment I hadn't realized that she'd arranged herself at a slight angle, as though she were being photographed, presenting her best side to the camera.
“Andrew Manley,” I repeated. “I assume you called me because of Andrew Manley.”
Rattled she was. “But he told me he neverâ”
“He didn't give his true name,” I assured her. “He tried an alias. That's one reason I agreed to come to your house. I figured I'd have a better chance of meeting the real Tessa Cameron.”
She couldn't decide whether to hit me with indignation or keep her good humor. I could practically see the wheels spin, hear the gears mesh.
“So you know everything?” she said, finally deciding a fishing expedition might be the appropriate response.
“Not everything,” I said lightly. “I've seen your photograph, so I do know you are the genuine Mrs. Cameron. But I don't know what you want.”
“I only want this thing, this treasure that Dr. Manley took from me.” She stared hungrily at my briefcase. “You brought it with you, yes?”
Doctor
. He'd made it through med school, just as his yearbook had prophesied.
“You're calling your doctor a thief,” I prompted.
“Please, put no such word in my mouth. Thief! Fool, perhaps. He regrets what he did. He said you sent him away, you told him you no longer have this thing, these papers. But also he said you could not show him the postal receipt. He is a man like all men, gullible. He believes you would send this to your FBI. Me, I am not so gullible.” She made an elegant exit from the chair, one moment relaxed, the next perfectly upright. “I will see this receipt, or else I will see my stolen property.” For a woman five feet tall in heels she was damned impressive.