Authors: Andrew Ball
Fitzfaggot. How’s life?"
"Oh, the usual." Daniel gave him a
puzzled look. "Don’t you have shit to eat or
something?"
Kyle grabbed Daniel’s shirt in a fist and
pulled him forward. "I’ll kick your ass right
now if you want it that badly."
"Easy, big guy. Just reciprocating."
Kyle frowned, but, after a moment, let
him go. "The hell’s reciprocating mean?"
Daniel’s jaw clenched with the effort of
not rolling his eyes. "It means I was just
giving back what you gave me. All in good
fun."
"Fun, right," Kyle said. "Sure."
Kyle kept talking, but Daniel didn’t
really pay attention to what he said after that;
he was staring at Kyle’s wart. It was more
putrid every time he saw it. Daniel was
starting to associate it with the smell of
weed—that was how he usually knew Kyle
was approaching.
Kyle leaned in close. "What are you
staring at, pretty boy?"
"Just waiting for you to explain the
pleasure of your company."
"I told you. Making sure you don’t wuss
out."
"Wouldn’t miss it for the world."
The bell rang. Kyle shoved a hand on
Daniel’s shoulder, knocking him into the
lockers. "It’s gonna be bad, Danny. But
you’d better be there. If you make me hunt
you down, you’ll regret that shit all summer."
"Mr. Fitzgerald! Mr. Jennings!" Mrs.
Faldey’s cheerful squeak peeled over them.
Daniel’s pleasantly plump history teacher
could be a bit fussy, but she really knew
what she was talking about, and if you did
the work, she was more than nice. She
waved an arm at them as she walked down
the hall. "Don’t stand around in the halls!
The bell rang!"
"Fatass cunt," Kyle muttered.
Daniel directed a glare of pure loathing
the idiot in front of him. That settled it. He
was bringing the bat.
"Sorry Mrs. Faldey," Kyle called, "we
were just talking!" He turned and started off.
Daniel started to turn in the direction of his
own destination.
He stopped. His legs were still working,
but his feet were nailed to the floor.
Hanging flat on Kyle’s back was
something that looked like a stingray made
from jet black sludge. Glistening tentacles
protruded from bony ribbings on its spine.
They were sunk into Kyle’s skin, right
through his T-shirt. It was half-merged with
him, grown into his body like some kind of
parasite.
"Mr. Fitzgerald! You’ll be late!"
Daniel jogged down the hall away from
Mrs. Faldey and across the courtyard from
one building to the next. Once he was inside,
he slowed down, trying to process what he’d
seen. What the hell was that thing?
The bell rang. He went down the
hallway a bit further, paused in front of his
English class for a moment, then tried to slip
through the door as quietly as possible.
Mr. Griggs was Daniel’s English
teacher, and probably the coolest teacher he
had. The big man was straightforward,
down-to-earth, and very funny. He also had a
pet-peeve about attendance. He was staring
down the entrance even as Daniel came in.
"Dan. Third time this week."
"Sorry, Mr. Griggs." Daniel picked his
way over backpacks and between desks. "I
have my last class -"
"At the top of the Foster building, I
know. Somehow that didn’t stop you on other
days." Mr. Griggs tapped his desk. "Take a
seat."
Daniel threw his bag off his shoulders
and sat. He ran his hands through his hair,
sighed, and extracted his notebook from his
pack. Mr. Griggs started talking about the
book they were reading, Madame Bovary,
but Daniel’s thoughts lingered on the image
burned into his eyes—the creature stuck on
Kyle’s back.
The implications struck him all at once.
It hadn’t been a dream. Xik was real. Magic
was real. That thing was a Vorid.
Alternatively, and far more likely, he
was having some kind of prolonged
delusional episode. That or he was so bored
he’d mistaken a band logo on Kyle’s shirt for
a monster. He thumped his forehead onto his
desk.
"Dan? Could you at least do me the
honor of your attention?"
Dan snapped his head up. "Sorry. Long
day."
"Ah, yes. The hectic life of the young
professional." Mr. Griggs smiled. "Since
you’re so excited for English, why don’t you
help me explain something?" Daniel waited.
"Do you recall the scene when our
adulterous heroine is riding home from yet
another lust-fulfilling misadventure?"
Daniel grinned. "You mean the part
where I paid attention?"
A few people chuckled, mostly the guys.
Mr. Griggs waved his hand. "Save it for your
special alone time. So, Bovary is riding
home in her carriage. Remember the old
woman she sees on the way?"
"…yeah. Nasty old crone on the side of
the road."
"Precisely. Can you explain Madame
Bovary’s actions at that moment to the
class?"
Daniel tilted his head. "She cringes
away and shuts the curtain on the window of
the carriage. She can’t bear the sight of the
old lady. He took his time describing that."
"Yes, that’s what happens," Mr. Griggs
said. He tapped the binding of the paperback
in his hands on a desk. "And you’re right.
Flaubert does take his time. But we know
that Flaubert doesn’t just do it because it was
a Tuesday and he felt like it. As an author,
he’s a perfectionist. He’s an artist." Mr.
Griggs rubbed the book between his palms.
"What is he saying? Why couldn’t Bovary
stand the old woman?"
Daniel thought a moment. "It’s a symbol.
The old woman is actually what Bovary’s
like on the inside. She knows it, but she’s
ignoring it, actively shutting it away."
"And Fitzgerald earns his keep." Mr.
Griggs turned back to the class. "That’s
exactly it—the passage is evidence that she
knows exactly what she’s doing, exactly how
bad she is—but she can’t own up. She’s
fatally flawed. She’s on the road to doom,
but she can’t bring herself to acknowledge it
and change course. And we pity her for the
same reason. It’s almost too awful to look
at."
****
The bell rang. The rustle of hoodies,
zippers, and books being stuffed into bags
filled the room. "People!" Mr. Griggs called.
"Read the last three chapters tonight! Test on
Monday! Final next Friday! Be ready, or be
dead!"
Everyone began to file out of the room
without bothering to hide unpleasant
expressions. Mr. Grigg’s tests were
notoriously difficult, and now that the end of
the school year had come, the shadow of that
final leered over them like the grim reaper.
Daniel shared their looks, but not because of
the academic threat. Aside from the one
answer he’d given Mr. Griggs, his mind had
been restless the entire period.
"Daniel, hold up for a second."
Daniel waited with his backpack slung
over one shoulder. Mr. Griggs sat on his
desk at the front of the classroom, and didn’t
move until everyone else was gone.
"What’s up?’ Daniel asked.
"Mr. Fitzgerald," he said. "What am I
going to do with you?"
"I’m really sorry I was late." He meant
the apology. Mr. Griggs had written Daniel’s
second college recommendation. "I’ll do my
best to get here on time."
"It’s not that." Mr. Griggs sighed and
shook his head. "You’ve gotten straight A’s
on my tests. You always read the material.
It’s the last two weeks of school. I really
don’t care if you’re late, I just can’t make
exceptions, so I give you a hard time."
"…oh."
"I heard about the little brouhaha that’s
going down after school," Mr. Griggs
continued. "Would you like a ride home?"
"Can I be straight with you?"
"I always want you to be straight with
me."
Daniel looked at his teacher. "They’re
getting me back. If I avoid it today, I’ll need
rides from you for the rest of the year. That’s
not so long, but then I’d have to stay in my
house all summer."
"Then give me the full story and we can
attack the problem at its roots."
"I’ll deal with it myself," Daniel said. "I get bruised up a bit, I go my way, they go
theirs. End of story."
Mr. Griggs clasped his hands. "I’m not
going to run to the principal."
"Look…" Daniel shrugged. "It’s not that complicated. A couple of guys…they were
getting messed with. They asked for help. So
I launched a little counterattack."
Mr. Griggs’s face grew pensive. "Is that
so."
That was all Daniel needed to say. The
previous week had seen an all-out barrage of
pranks all over the school. Lockers had been
rigged up to spray silly string or foam; others
had been filled with mud. Brake fluid was
used to corrode car paint. Shoe polish had
been set to dry on windshields and side
mirrors, obscuring the driver’s view with a
nasty coat that had to be chipped off. Every
bully of any note was targeted, and Daniel
Fitzgerald was the mastermind hidden in the
shadows.
At least, he
was
hidden. The only reason
he’d done it was to go out senior year with a
bang. But some thug with a few spare brain
cells decided to hone in on one of Daniel’s
accomplices, one of the little snowflakes that
had been bullied. There was no courageous
last stand in the name of truth and justice.
The nerd squealed like a pig, and now a lot
of people hated Daniel’s guts.
"I admit nothing and imply no
involvement," Daniel said.
"You sure you want to go out on a limb
like that?" Mr. Griggs asked. "Help is sitting right here."
Daniel grimaced at the idea of going out
on a limb for those losers. He was an equal
opportunity hater—the thugs, for taking out
their miserable lives on other people—and
the geeks, because they didn’t stand up for
themselves. Playing both sides off each other
was something he did for fun, but he’d
miscalculated and made himself a target.
That was all. Time to pay the piper. "It’s not
like I’m going to walk out and take a bullet
without putting up a fight."
"Dan, use your head. We can -"
"Gotta go. Don’t want to be late to my
next class, right?" He ducked out the door.
"Daniel! Dan!"
Daniel ignored Mr. Griggs voice and cut
a left at the first corner.
****
Daniel took a detour at the start of his
free period. He had a lot on his mind, and he
needed five seconds together to get it
straightened out. Unfortunately, the men’s
bathroom was his only available option.
It was everything a high school
bathroom should be—a dank, stained affair
that smelled faintly of urine. Graffiti
depicting male genitals coated every stall. It
reminded him of everything he despised
about the place. Childish. Petty. Pointless.
He was a pessimist trapped in a world of
immature idiots. Hell by any other name.
He stepped up to the urinal and
imagined Kyle’s face where his piss hit the
porcelain. He smiled to himself as pee struck
the wart.
So much for maturity.
He’d seen Kyle’s bushy mohawk a
second time a little while ago. The black
thing was still there, latched onto his body. It
looked distinctly real.
Daniel sighed. Brooding about his
mental condition could wait. Right now, he
had to focus on mustering the troops. He
gave his hips a shake to finish his business.
"So I’ve heard you have a bit of a
problem with some rough types."
Daniel spun. Xik was there, sitting on
top of a stall door. His body was stooped to
keep his head from hitting the ceiling. His
legs dangled over the metal. Daniel stood
there, everything hanging out, staring.
"I was under the impression that it was
appropriate decorum to cover the pelvic
region in your culture."
Daniel fumbled with his fly, then zipped
up. "What the hell is your problem?"
"Problem? My mission is to get you to
accept the contract, but I’d characterize it as
a challenge, not a problem."
"…just…" Daniel shook his head. "It’s a little impolite to sneak up on people when
they’re in the bathroom. FYI."
Xik hopped down. He towered nearly a
foot over Daniel, but was so thin a strong
wind might blow him away. His body
proportions had an uncanny weirdness—like
a clown with a grin that was just a little too
cheery. The awful suit didn’t curb that
sensation. "I came to a realization," the frog said. "A practical young man such as
yourself wouldn’t easily believe so wild a
story. You didn’t take me seriously because