Coq au Vin (2 page)

There was no one on stage when I walked into the darkened room. The girls were taking a break. I walked double time through the crowd of horny men, and had almost made it back to the dressing rooms when I heard a male voice call my name. My whole body stiffened for a few seconds. I kept walking, but the voice rang out again: “Hey, Nan!”

I stopped and turned then. I couldn't believe that any man who actually knew me would not only be hanging in a place like this but would actually want me to
see
him in here.

To my relief, it was only Justin, the club manager. He was standing at the end of the bar, his signature drink, dark rum and tonic, in one hand and one of those preposterously long thin cigarettes in the other. Justin, self-described as “white trash out of Elko, Indiana,” is Aubrey's most ardent fan. Of course, his admiration for her has no sexual dimension; he is as funny as the day is long.

Justin has a benign contempt for me that actually manifests itself as a kind of affection. I'm just not a femme—his word for a certain kind of lady that he idolizes. (Femmes, you see, are a subgenre of women in general, all of whom he refers to as “smash-ups.”) In any case, he is absolutely right—I am no femme: I don't sleep all day, as Aubrey does, and then emerge after sundown like a vampire; I never paint my nails; I don't own a garter belt or wear spike heels before nine P.M.; my hair is Joan of Arc short; I don't consider the cadging of drinks one of the lively arts; I don't share his and Aubrey's worship of Luther Vandross; and, probably my worst sin, I cannot shake my boody. The truth is, he thinks I'm overeducated and a secret dyke. Justin does not understand going to college and does
not
approve of lesbians. But he likes me in spite of himself and, giving the devil his due, he says my breasts are “amazing.” We've been out drinking together a couple of times, once just the two of us and once with an old lover of mine, an Irishman who is still turning heads at age forty-two. Yeah, Tom Farrell garnered me quite a few Brownie points with Justin. On the other hand, Griffin, my ex, met Justin once, and the two of them scared each other half to death.

I saluted Justin, raising a phantom glass to his health, and continued walking backstage.

Aubrey gave out with one of those Patti LaBelle—register shrieks when she saw me swing through the door. She was busy applying some kind of sparkly shit all over that flawless body and she didn't have stitch one on.

“Christ, Aubrey. Put some clothes on,” I said. She made me feel like I had the body of a Sumo wrestler and the skin of Godzilla.

“This just makes my night! What are you doing here, sweetheart?” She slipped into a peach-colored robe as she spoke.

“I just thought I'd drop in for a minute on my way out to see Moms. Is there anything to drink back here?”

“Yeah, just a minute.” She walked to the door and called out into the ether: “Larry, get me a Jack Daniels, baby. Tell him don't put no ice in it.”

The glass was in my hand almost before I could blink. I took a healthy drink from it.

“You look kind of funny, Nan,” she said. “Wait a minute…don't tell me that nigger is trifling with you again?”

“No, it's not Griff. It's my mother.”

“How is Moms?” she asked me, back at her dressing table.

It was taking me a long time to answer. “What's the matter with her, Nan?”

“Probably nothing,” I finally said.

“What does that mean?”

“I know you're going to say I'm crazy, but…” I repeated, a bit abashed, the phone message that had set me spinning.

“Nanette, you
are
crazy, girl. How you know it ain't something good instead of something terrible? She could be getting married again for all you know.”

“Aubrey, I know you're a relentless optimist. But give me a break, huh. Moms is getting married? To who?”

“How do I know that?”

“Or me, for that matter.”

“That's what I'm saying, Nan. You don't know all her business.”

I took another deep drink of the bourbon. “Trust me, it's not wedding news.”

“Okay, fool. She's not getting married. But that still don't mean she got cancer, do it?”

“No, you're right, it doesn't. But I'm still a little freaked. Which brings me to the reason—another reason—I came here. I thought if you could get a couple of hours off tonight, maybe you'd go out there with me.”

“Oh shit. I can't, baby. I
am
taking some time off tonight—but I gotta meet somebody for a couple of hours.”

“Oh.” It flitted through my mind to ask who she was meeting, but then I remembered myself, and who I was talking to, and who she worked for. I didn't want to know any of the particulars. Of course, it might have been something perfectly innocent, but I thought I'd better let it go.

I stayed a few minutes longer, until it was almost time for her to go on again. She insisted on having one of the guys run me out to Queens in his car. I ran through my head the possibility of staring at the thick neck of some club gofer while I sat in the backseat all the way across town and then over the Long Island Expressway to Elmhurst. Or maybe, I thought with a shudder, he might try to chat me up. We'd talk about—what?—Heavy D's latest, or some new designer drug? My heart sank.

Then I mentally put myself on the subway, stop after stop after stop. I didn't even have a newspaper to distract me.

I went for the car.

I left with the promise that I would call her the next day to give her a full report on Mom's news, whatever it turned out to be.

On the way out I ran into Justin.

“What's happening, Smash-up?”

“Same old, same old, Justin. You know.”

“Have a quick one with me, girlfriend.”

“I can't.

“Got a date?”

“Yep. Dinner. With my mother.”

“Ooooh. Bring me back some cornbread.”

I guffawed. He didn't know how funny that was.

The kitchen was spotless, as always. But then, why shouldn't it be? Mom never cooked. Everything was take-out or premixed or delivered in stay-warm aluminum foil.

“Mom, I'm here! Where are you?”

My mother's cotton dress was as surreal as the kitchen counters in its neatness. Decorous pageboy wig bobby-pinned in place. Makeup specially blended by one of the black salesladies at the Macy's in the mall.

It must be eight, nine years now since Daddy left her. But if I no longer remembered the exact date that had happened, Mom sure did. I bet she could tell you what she'd eaten for breakfast that day, what shoes Daddy was wearing when he broke the news to her. On those rare occasions when Mom talks about him, she never uses his name, referring to my father only as “him.”

My father soon remarried: a young white teacher on his staff at the private school where he was now the principal. Outside of the occasional birthday lunch, Christmastime, and so on, I saw very little of him. He was happy enough, I suppose, in his new life. And he never missed an alimony payment.

“Nanette, what have you got on your feet?”

“They're called boots, Mother.”

“Those things are something you wear down in the basement when you're looking to kill a rat. Don't tell me you dress like that for—”

“Holy mackerel, Mother, what is it you have to tell me!”

“It's about Vivian,” she said grimly.

I fell into a chair, suddenly exhausted. No melanoma. Thank God. No wedding.

Vivian, my father's sister, had been my idol when I was a kid. Breezing into town and swooping me up, Aunt Vivian meant trips into Manhattan and eating exotic food and hanging with her hip friends and my first sip of beer and every other cool thing you can imagine when you're ten years old and your father's baby sister is a sophisticated sometime-fashion-model who drinks at piano bars and parties with people who actually make the rock 'n' roll records you hear on the radio.

My father felt about his little sister Vivian the way Justin feels about dykes. He disapproved of her friends and her nomadic ways and her prodigious consumption of vodka and her way-out hairdos and everything else about her lifestyle, which he didn't understand at all.

My mother didn't understand it any better than he did, but she loved Vivian just the same. Maybe that was due to the same kind of sympathy with strays that had moved her to take Aubrey to her heart. Mom looked on with pity while Auntie Viv blew all her money and drank too much and got her heart broken by trifling pretty men and then recovered to start the cycle all over again.

In time Vivian married and divorced—two or three times, if I remember right—and moved out of New York and then back again, half a dozen times—to L.A. and Mexico and France and Portugal—wherever the job or the party or the boyfriend might take her. Daddy and she finally had one final royal blowup during the cocaine-laced eighties and stopped speaking to each other altogether. We didn't even know where she had been living for the past eight or ten years.

And now, apparently, some disaster had befallen her.

“Is she dead?” I asked. “How did it happen?”

“No, no. She isn't dead.”

“She isn't? Then what happened to her? What about Vivian?”

“She's in trouble. Wait here a minute.”

Mom vanished into the dining room.

I sat looking around the kitchen in puzzlement, at last fixing on the covered Styrofoam plates that held our dinner, waiting to be popped into the microwave. And I thought the day had been long and weird
before
I crossed the bridge into Queens. What the hell was going on here? Well, at least my mother hadn't tried to reach me at NYU. That sure would have resulted in an interesting phone message. But I had always discouraged her from calling me at work, telling her that as a part-timer I didn't really have an office of my own.

“Look at these.”

She handed me two pieces, one a standard tourist postcard with a corny photo of the Eiffel Tower, the other a telegram.

I turned the postcard over and read:

“Long time No see. Hate to ask you but I'm strapped. Can you spare anything? Just send what you can—if you can. Love, Viv.”

The postmark on the card was about three weeks old.

There was an address beneath her signature. A place on the rue du Cardinal Lemoine—my Lord, Viv was in Paris.

I looked up at Mom and began to ask a question, but she ordered me to read the telegram first, which was dated a week or so after the postcard.

JEAN

DID YOU GET MY CARD?

WORSE. I CAN'T GET OUT.

VIV.

“What's this about?” I asked, the fear rising in my voice.

“I don't know, honey. I don't know.” Her spine stiffened then and her eyes took on a glassy look. “I finally called…
him
. I mean, he is her brother.”

“You're kidding! You called Daddy?”

She nodded.

I tried to imagine White Mrs. Daddy picking up the phone in their apartment near Lincoln Center. Handing the receiver over. Jesus, the look on his face when she told him who it was.

“What did he say?” I asked. “Did Viv write to him too?”

“Yes. But he doesn't want to know anything about Vivian. Says he tore the card up without reading it. It's a sin. I told him I hoped one day he would be hurting in the same way and when he reached out for help—well, never mind. I told him I think it's a sin, that's all.”

I shook my head. “Wow. This is so weird. What are you going to do? You don't have any money to send her, and if Pop won't do it—”

“He wouldn't give it to her, but I managed to shame him into giving me something for you.”

“
Me?
What do you mean?”

She pulled out a chair for herself then and sat down in it before answering. “Listen, Nan.”

“What?”

“I
don't have any money to spare. But—well, I do have it, but it's not mine. As a matter of fact it's Vivian's money.”

“What are you talking about, Mother?”

“I mean I actually do have some money for Vivian—especially for her. When your grandfather died he left most of what he had to your daddy, naturally. And you got enough to take that beautiful trip. But you know how he was. He feuded with Viv just like your father did, but at the end he wanted to come to some kind of peace with her. Nobody even knew where Vivian was at the time. So he left her some money, and gave it to me to keep for her. It's in a special account. Waiting. There must be close to ten thousand in it by now.”

“Ten thousand dollars! That sure sounds like enough to bail her out of trouble. And you mean you've had this money all along?”

“Yes. I knew sooner or later we'd hear from her again.”

“But not like this,” I said.

“No. Not like this. And so…” She glanced away from me then.

“What is it?”

“I know it's a lot to ask, Nan. You haven't seen Viv since you were a kid. I just know she's over there drinking, broke, stranded somewhere. Maybe even sick. I wouldn't know where to begin to help her. I don't know how I'd even get out of the airport over there. But I thought—since you've been there so many times—I thought maybe you could go over there and help her—take this money to her and help her get home. Like I said, I managed to shame your father into giving me enough for your expenses.”

Expenses?

“What are you saying, Mother? You want me to go to Paris!”

“Yes. Would you do it? If—I mean, only if you could take the time from work. You're going to be on spring vacation soon, aren't you?”

“It started yesterday, Mom. No problem.”

A lot to ask.!
Holy
—

I felt a kick right then. Right on the shin. I knew who that was: my conscience, Ernestine. I just kicked the bitch right back. Yes, I'm a liar, I told her; a deceiver, a coldhearted Air France slut. I was thinking not of my Aunt Viv in a French drunk tank but of the braised rabbit in that bistro on the rue Monsieur le Prince.