Cyber Genius (35 page)

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Patricia Rice

Copyright © 2010 Patricia Rice
ISBN: 978 1 61138 042 2
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In which EG and Nick arrive bearing trouble.

My name is Ana, and I’m a doormat.

I’m also one of the best virtual assistants in the world, if
you’ll pardon my modesty. Being a virtual assistant and a wuss often go hand in
hand. Most of us are introverts who prefer to work in cyberspace because human
nature is messy and unpredictable and computers aren’t. My excuse is that my
family is messier than most and so far beyond volatile as to establish whole
new spectrums of the definition, so being their doormat involves a great deal
of mud and muddle that I couldn’t take anymore.

So four years ago, I left my family half way around the
world, and I never had reason to believe they had interest in finding me until
the day my doorbell rang. At the time, I lived and worked in the basement of a
Victorian tenement in Atlanta. Expecting the usual FedEx or UPS delivery, I ran
up to the foyer, blinking to adjust to the sun filtering through the dirty
transom before opening the door. Even though she stood right before me, I still
couldn’t believe my eyes.

The last time I had seen EG, she was only five. I had
fiercely missed my eccentric half-siblings, but once I developed the gumption
to quit enabling my mother’s dysfunctional lifestyle, I had no choice but to
walk out on them.

Since escaping, I’ve been practicing hard to overcome my
doormat tendencies. Granted, it may not seem that way since I’m small and dark
and work at blending in, but in my world, invisibility is a defensive position.
After twenty years with my flamboyant, nomadic, mother and half-siblings, I
treasured the anonymity I’d achieved since my declaration of independence.
Invisibility allows me to be myself, giving me hope of establishing a normal
life, with a real home someday.

I’m not angling for sympathy, but growing up as the
responsible eldest of a family of drama queens, I felt responsible for their
welfare, which required more assertiveness and the best therapists my mother’s
government health plan could afford. It took me twenty-six years to conquer my
need to act as mother-hen. And apparently, four for my family to find me again.

If I was as good a virtual assistant as I thought, I
wouldn’t have been so surprised when EG appeared like a raven of doom that late
August afternoon.

“I’ve brought my own bed,” she announced the second I opened
the basement door.

In the gloom of the boarded up sidelites, I stared down at
her shiny black hair. Since she was only nine, she was still shorter than me.

“EG?” My reaction times were a little off due to lack of
use. “How did you get here?”

As far as I was aware, my mother never crossed the Atlantic.
Panicked questions like
How long were you
on an airplane alone?
and
Who died?
ran rampant, but expressing weakness was not a wise idea when it came to my
family.

EG favored me to some extent, with long, straight black
hair, slender build, and a mind like a steel trap. Unlike me, she wore her hair
in bangs that hid her Irish-green eyes, although EG might be the only one of us
who is pure American. I smothered an unexpected urge to hug her, except EG
wouldn’t have understood a genuine demonstration of love. We’d been raised to
be detached citizens of the world. We air-kissed but never hugged.

From beneath the long fringe, EG regarded me incredulously.
“Lost a few IQ points since last we met?” she asked, proving my point. She
dragged in a wheeled Pullman nearly as big as she was. “The Hungarian Princess
gave me her credit card to buy schoolbooks, and whoops, I guess I accidentally
booked a plane ticket instead. You know, if you rented that empty apartment
upstairs, we wouldn’t have to share the coal cellar.”

My family was used to EG’s ability to answer questions
before they’re asked and solve problems before we know we have them.
Unfortunately, the rest of the world found it a little disconcerting. Our
mother, Magda—referred to as the Hungarian Princess for her fairy tales about
our background— once had a boyfriend who invented the Evil Genius sobriquet
after EG nailed him as a gambling addict just before he ran off with Magda’s
last divorce settlement. EG’s real name is Elizabeth Georgiana.

“I didn’t know another apartment was available or that I
needed a new one,” I said, letting her roll her own bag. “Did anyone come with
you?”

There hadn’t been anyone on the sidewalk. I checked. Brought
up as we had been, we learned to take precautions—and not necessarily against
bad guys. Lost nannies, unpaid taxi drivers, even a camel could have waited on
my doorstep.

“Nick will be here shortly.” Sidestepping my question, she
shoved her bag down the stairs and let it explode on the antique Persian carpet
I’d spent a month’s wages on at a flea market. It was the genuine thing,
centuries old, frayed, worn, and I’d had high hopes of one day having a real
home to put it in. I may as well have hoped the carpet would fly.

As promised, EG’s suitcase explosion produced an inflatable
mattress and air pump along with her horde of books, two pairs of shorts, a
silk robe that looked like a cast-off of our mother’s, and some T-shirts.

“I figured you’d need my help when Nick got here,” EG
continued, gathering up her books and neatly arranging them in a stack beside
the textbooks on my computer table. The textbooks were left over from an
assignment that was as yet unfinished—mainly because my client had disappeared.
At least he’d had the decency to pay his bill in advance.

I surveyed the clutter rearranging my neat cave. Her books
were old hardcovers with faded writing that I’d probably have to explore to
make certain none of them said something like
Sorcery Made Easy
.

“Nick hasn’t the attention span to find me,” I told her,
although it came out more question than statement.

EG, like me, had led a nomadic life, never knowing whether
we’d be stationed in mud huts or palaces from one day to the next. Loosely
speaking, our mother was part of the government diplomatic core, a foreign
correspondent, and/or a camp follower, depending on what man she was with that
year. All of us were well versed in the cheapest way to travel to Marrakech.
Still, that a nine-year-old had taken the time and found the resources to
locate me when my mother had not made me very, very uneasy.

I gathered up EG’s clothes and heaved them back in the
suitcase that would have to serve as her dresser. “Nick disapproves of my
lifestyle,” I told her. Or lack thereof. As a VA, I stayed safely inside four
walls. I communicated with fascinating people who lived exciting lives, without
the necessity of bandaging bleeding torsos or chasing baboons out of the
kitchen—services my family had been known to require. “I can’t imagine why Nick
would want to find me.”

“Because his latest lover stole his car and ran off with his
hair stylist, and he’s depressed and has nowhere else to go.” EG plopped her
skinny, jeans-encased rear in my computer chair and began accessing her e-mail.
All in black, she looked like a miniature me. I even recognized her avoidance
technique. She was hiding something. My insides knotted as I imagined all the
disasters my brilliant half-siblings could incur.

Magda had named us after royalty. I assume Magda was on a
Russian kick when she named her two eldest. I’m Anastasia. Nicholas is four
years younger than me. Nick was named after the late czar, rather appropriately
as it turned out. He possesses the royal
savoir-faire
Prince Charles lacks.

I didn’t ask how EG knew he was on the way here. It’s a
waste of time asking. She just knew and the sooner one accepted it, the easier
it was to move forward.

To outsiders, it might sound as if my family is totally
weird, but look at the statistics. Most families end in divorce these days.
Single-parent homes are the rule, not the exception. It’s just that in our
family, we’re all overachievers, and we had our exceptional mother to thank for
that. Had we actually possessed the wealth of royalty—or at least the American
equivalent—we would have been lauded as the next generation of Kennedys,
capable of running the country or corporate boardrooms. Instead, Magda
expressed her ambition and overcompensated with powerful men and numerous
offspring.

I was already hyperventilating, imagining the disasters that
would divert EG and Nick to my doorstep. Having my most lucrative client
disappear leaving a mysterious e-mail message about
envelopes, poison, top hats, and pow
was as much insanity as I was
willing to tolerate.

“Look, this area crawls with drug dealers. It isn’t safe for
either of you,” I said, as if EG needed to be told what she no doubt already
knew. “What did her Highness do to set you off?”