Dead Air: A Talk Radio Mystery (9 page)

“Yes, and I brought along a little gift for him, a bottle of my Calming Essence.” Lark makes her own herbal essences from dried flowers, and, generous soul that she is, she loves to give them out to her friends. You just add a few drops to a glass of water and instant nirvana.

“Go on.” I was beginning to wish I had poured us both a glass of wine before hearing what Lark had to say. A hefty flute of Pinot Grigio would hit the spot about now. I looked longingly toward the kitchen but didn’t want to interrupt Lark’s train of thought.

“Well, I was heading for the front desk when I spotted him walking down the hallway to the back stairs. I don’t know how I got up the nerve to speak to him, but I did. I ran right up to him and told him I’d read all his books and had brought him a little present. I told him I’d love to have him autograph his book for me.”

“And of course he agreed,” I prompted. I could just picture it. A fat middle-aged man meeting a devoted follower who just happens to be a gorgeous young blonde. It didn’t take much to connect the dots.

“Yeah, he agreed all right, but I got more than I bargained for,” she said, letting out her breath in a whoosh. “He invited me up to his room for a minute, and that’s when things got crazy.”

Despair laced her voice, and her tiny hands were knotted in fists, clutching the afghan as if it was a lifeline. Pugsley gave a nervous little nip, probably tuning in to the desperate tone in her voice.

“Crazy how?”

Lark blushed, a slow red burn that crept up her neck. “Well, first I asked him a lot of questions about his philosophy, and he seemed really interested in explaining it all to me.”

I nodded, remembering how much Guru Sanjay liked to talk about himself.

“And then suddenly he gave me a funny look and his whole attitude changed. He was like a different person, Maggie. He lunged at me and tried to kiss me. I couldn’t believe it! How could I have been so stupid? He was a complete lech. He didn’t want to talk about metaphysics; he just wanted to get into my pants!”

“Ah.” A beat of silence passed. “Okay, so he was a jerk and he made a pass at you. What happened then?”

“I tried to leave,” Lark said slowly, “and he blocked my way. He was standing right in front of the door, trying to put his arms around me.” She gave an involuntary little shudder at the memory, and her voice suddenly became high-pitched and girlish.

“He sounds like a creep! What did you do?” Pugsley’s eyes darted back and forth between us, as if he was following the conversation with rapt interest.

“I managed to slip past him and get my hand on the doorknob, but he caught me. So I turned around, put my hands against his chest, and pushed him as hard as I could. Maybe he tripped or maybe I’m stronger than I thought, but he stumbled backward.”

“Onto the floor? Or onto the bed?”

“I don’t know,” she admitted. “I didn’t wait around to find out. I ran out of there as fast as I could and took the back stairs down to the gardens.” Her blue-eyed gaze locked onto mine.

“But I swear he was alive when I left, Maggie, honest!”

“I know,” I said quickly. “But we’ve got to figure out what happened next. How long were you in his room?”

“I don’t know . . . maybe forty-five minutes or an hour. Why?”

I bit my lip, thinking. “Lark, you came home sometime around midnight. What did you do after you left the Seabreeze?”

“I walked along the boardwalk for a long while. I think I lost track of time. I was so upset, and you know how I like to walk to clear my head.” She pulled in a breath that fluttered on the edge of tears. “But Detective Martino doesn’t believe a word of this. He thinks I killed Guru Sanjay! The only reason he hasn’t charged me yet is he doesn’t have enough evidence to make the charges stick. But he’s keeping his eye on me and I know he’ll be back. He made it pretty clear I’m his number-one suspect.”

“We have to think this through, Lark,” I said, my analytical side finally kicking in. If I was going to help Lark, I had to push my emotions aside and focus on the details of the case. “Do you know how Detective Martino connected you to the crime in the first place? Why did he zero in on you as a suspect? How did he even know you visited the guru last night?”

I wondered how much Martino had told her when he’d interrogated her, and I figured he was keeping the main details of the investigation to himself. Still, he might have given her a hint of what sort of case they were building against her. I had the horrible, sickening feeling that Lark was right. She was their prime suspect. Their only suspect.

“It was the bottle of Calming Essence,” she said, surprising me. “That’s what did it.” A mirthless smile crept across her face. “As they say, ‘No good deed goes unpunished.’ If I hadn’t brought it with me, none of this would have happened.”

“What in the world are you talking about?” I was flummoxed.

“You know, the gift I brought Guru Sanjay. I put it down on his dresser when I first walked into his hotel room, and then I just forgot about it. When he attacked me, all I wanted to do was get out of there fast!”

“The Calming Essence!” I said, light dawning. “It had one of those handmade labels on it, didn’t it?”

Lark nodded miserably. She does beautiful calligraphy work on handmade paper and attaches a tag to each gift bottle. With her name and address and an inspirational quote.

Bingo.

What a terrific bit of luck for Martino. He didn’t have to be Adrian Monk to track her down with a clue like that staring him in the face!

“Tell me what happened down at the police station. Did you ask for a lawyer?”

She shook her head. “No, nothing like that,” she said quickly.

“Did that detective—Martino—offer to get one for you?”

“Oh, yes, that’s the first thing they told me. That I could have a lawyer and that I was free to leave anytime I wanted. Of course, they said since I hadn’t done anything wrong or committed a crime, I wouldn’t be needing a lawyer.”

Hmm. Clever move. Nice bit of forensic psychology at work here. I knew Martino was smart enough not to jeopardize his case by denying Lark her rights, but he wasn’t going out of his way to protect her interests, either. “So they interrogated you for a while and then let you go?”

Lark nodded, stifling a yawn. “It seemed like hours. I told them exactly what happened, and at first they seemed to believe me.” She shook her head. “Then another detective came in and asked me a couple of times if I’d been really angry with Guru Sanjay for coming on to me.”

“And you said—”

“I admitted that I’d been really angry and disappointed. But I certainly didn’t kill him. Why would I?”

Why, indeed?
I needed to know what Martino’s next move was going to be. Had he accepted Lark’s explanation, or was Big Jim Wilcox right? Were they really focusing on Lark exclusively? It certainly looked that way.

And what about Miriam Dobosh and Olivia? Did Martino even know about their connection with the guru and what his death might mean to them? Why was he focusing on Lark and ignoring some other hot leads? And what was the cause of death? Had that been determined? It sounded like the cops knew that Guru Sanjay was the victim of foul play, but they were still hazy on the details. Or they weren’t ready to show their hand just yet.

At midnight, I decided to turn in, leaving Lark and Pugsley curled up together, watching
Sense and Sensibility
. Ideas were flying inside my brain, but I put on a CD of
Soothing Ocean Waves
, snuggled under the comforter, and tried to make my mind go blank.

Tomorrow was another day, and I had a good idea where to pick up my investigation.

Chapter 9

The next morning I called a reporter friend, Nick Harrison, from the
Cypress Grove Gazette
and invited him to lunch. Nick, who is in his early twenties, covers arts and entertainment for the paper, and I’d heard he was planning a big piece on Guru Sanjay for the Sunday supplement. He’s a good-looking guy, tall and athletic looking, with a boyish smile and dirty-blond hair worn on the longish side. Today he was wearing what I call Cypress Grove Casual, a snowy white golf shirt and pressed khakis with Reeboks.

Nick and I have sat through a couple of local press-club dinners together, and I figured meeting him for pasta would be the quickest way to get some background information on Guru Sanjay. Nick’s laid-back, a nice complement to my type-A personality, and there’s enough of an age difference that he thinks of me as an older sister, not potential date material.

We met at Gino’s, a tiny Italian restaurant close to the station. Gino’s is so much like the Italian bistro in Billy Joel’s song it’s almost a cliché, with red-and-white-checked tablecloths and photos of long-dead Italian opera singers lining the walls. The only thing missing is a Chianti bottle on each table, with multicolored strands of candle wax dripping down the sides. The food at Gino’s is first-rate, the prices reasonable, and the service fast, so it’s popular with the business crowd. After settling ourselves into one of the red leather booths and making an agonizing choice between vodka penne and fettuccine Alfredo, we got right down to business.

“Guru Sanjay was quite a piece of work,” Nick said, reaching for his icy mug of draft beer. “I’m just getting into the story, and no one has anything good to say about him. Of course I’m saving the corporate people for later in the week; right now I’m concentrating on his personal life. The guy sounds really loathsome. I don’t know how he attracted such a big following.”

“Tell me about it,” I agreed. “I had to sit through two hours on the air with him, remember?” I sipped my mango iced tea and tried not to look enviously at Nick’s frosty glass of beer. I would have joined him, but I had a show to do that afternoon.

“So what was your take on him?”

“Well, at first I couldn’t see how he managed to become a New Age superstar. I guess I just didn’t get his appeal. But somehow, once he was live on the air, he changed. He was like a different person. He was magnetic, almost mesmerizing. I can see how people want to believe in him, and how they’re taken in by his message.”

“Sucked in, you mean,” Nick said wryly.

“Yeah, definitely sucked in. The phones were ringing off the hook. It’s hard to explain; the guy has charisma. I hate to admit it, but he does. He’s almost like a religious figure, a cult figure.”

“I think he tells people what they want to hear,” Nick said. “Maybe he plays on their vulnerabilities, their insecuri ties.”

“That he does,” I agreed.

“I think I’m going to use a lot of quotes from his ex-wife in the opening of the piece,” he went on, his brown eyes soft and reflective. “Or maybe highlight them in a sidebar. The problem is, her quotes are going to be pretty inflammatory, so I’ll have to edit out the expletives.” He patted a thick file next to him on the table. “In fact, I better run some of the material by the managing editor before I turn in my article. I don’t want Sanjay Gingii, Limited, to hit us with a defamation suit—I’ve heard they have a crack legal team on retainer.”

“Wow, is it that bad?” I was so excited I nearly forgot my fettuccine. So the guru had an angry ex-wife, and she was ready to tell all. Was there anything here that could further my own investigation?

“Worse than you think. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, you know.”

“Are you telling me Sanjay left her for someone else?”

Nick nodded. “He got involved with another woman, and the timing couldn’t have been worse. He cheated on Lenore right after she made him famous. She’s the one who created the whole Guru Sanjay persona, you know—the seminars, the tapes, the talks. Before he met her, he was nothing.”

The story was getting better and better. “So he wasn’t always a guru? How does someone get to be a guru, anyway?” I mused. “I’ve always been puzzled about that. I wonder if it’s like being a psychic or a ghost whisperer. There’s no qualifying test—if you say you’re one, that’s it. You’re in.”

The corners of Nick’s mouth quirked, and I noticed a couple of girls at the next table giving him the once-over. He really did have an adorable smile, complete with dimple. “Well, the first thing you do is latch on to someone in the motivational field who has a national audience, along with Ivy League academic credentials and some big commercial appeal. Someone with a platform. Someone like Lenore Cooper, Sanjay’s ex-wife.”

“Lenore Cooper? Why does that name sound familiar?”

“Lenore is a psychotherapist, and she was the one with the big career when she first met Sanjay. And he wasn’t calling himself Sanjay Gingii back then. His name was Lenny Vitter, and he spent his time selling used cars and writing bad checks back in Sioux Falls, South Dakota.”

“You’re kidding!” This was even better than I’d hoped. Not only was Guru Sanjay a fake; he was a criminal!

“He has a long rap sheet, and I’m amazed that the tabloids haven’t picked up on it.”

“A rap sheet? What sort of crimes are we talking about?”

“Petty crimes. Forged checks, a couple of stolen cars that he claimed he borrowed, things like that. The guy’s slippery, and my contact with the Sioux Falls PD said trying to pin a charge on him was like trying to nail Jell-O to a wall. Everyone knew he was a lowlife, but it was hard to prove. There were a few widows who lost their life savings to him. Sounds like he must be some sort of sweet-talker. He’d befriend lonely old ladies and convince them that he should be handling their investments for them. The investments would go belly-up, but it was hard to prove that the money went into his pocket.”

“Wow.” I was stunned. “You know, there was something very slick about him. I felt it right away. Underneath the phony charm, I thought I saw the soul of a sociopath. It was really odd.”

“Well, didn’t they say that Ted Bundy could be pretty charming if he wanted to be?” Nick raised his eyebrows.

“Yes, they did. The shrinks call it superficial charm. It’s all an act, but somehow there’s something compelling about it. That’s how Ted Bundy lured his victims into his web, and I guess that’s what Sanjay did. On a much smaller scale, of course.”