Dean Koontz's Frankenstein 4-Book Bundle (120 page)

Jocko stared at the page from the notepad as if it were an object worthy of veneration. His peculiar tongue slowly licked the flaps that served as his lips.

“Today is the day,” he whispered.

“You only need to seize it, sweetie.”

“Today Jocko becomes a member of the team. A comrade. Commando. Warrior. One of the good guys.”

“Go for it,” Erika urged.

He snatched the paper from her hand, spun away from her, cried out—“Banzai!”—and scampered along the hallway to the study, where the computer waited.

Having missed breakfast because of the murderous Chang, having missed lunch because of the need to teleport to Montana and gear up for a monster hunt, having had only coffee and a cookie at Erika's place, with Mary Margaret's incomparably delicious apple dumplings now a thousand air miles away, Carson and Michael decided that the first order of business, after checking in to Falls Inn, would be an early dinner.

Still in their California clothes, but too self-conscious to stroll into a restaurant in storm suits and ski boots, they walked two blocks, shivering, to the Andy Andrews Café. Copper ceiling, pine-paneled walls, red-and-white checkered tablecloths: The place was clean and cozy, a haven in a madhouse world.

As New Orleans police officers, then as homicide detectives, and subsequently as private investigators, they had always done their best work when well fed. Indeed, in Carson's mind—and in Michael's, too—cop work and good eats were inextricably linked. You couldn't bust bad guys with high style and aplomb if you didn't eat great food with
gusto. Conversely, if you weren't busting bad guys—if, say, you spent the week doing paperwork or giving depositions or, God forbid, on vacation—even the most exquisite culinary creations seemed to have less flavor than usual.

Before they were seated at their table, she knew that the Andy Andrews Café was aces. The aromatic air and the mouthwatering look of the comfort food on the other diners' plates made her stomach flutter and her knees go weak.

They ordered a bottle of superb California cabernet sauvignon; because whatever Victor the clone might be up to, he wasn't likely to detonate a nuclear device at the intersection of Cody Street and Beartooth Avenue later this evening or commit an equivalent atrocity requiring them to be abstinent and ready. Assuming the clone was as drunk with pride and as given to vainglory as his cloner had been, his experiments would be fraught with setbacks, resulting in the perpetual revision of his schedule for world domination.

“I kind of like Rainbow Falls,” Michael said.

“It's quaint,” she agreed.

Indicating two different couples, he said, “We could have worn our storm suits.”

Referring to a few other customers, she said, “Or cowboy hats.”

“They don't seem to go in for the goth look around here.”

“Or motorcycle-gang chic.”

“There's definitely less nostril jewelry.”

“I don't have a problem with that,” she said.

“If we lived here, Scout could grow up to be a rodeo cowgirl.”

“Fine with me, as long as there's a way she can transition from that to the presidency.”

“Her campaign slogan could be, ‘No bull ever threw me, and I won't throw any bull.'”

“Now if the country can just survive until she's old enough to run for office.”

They ordered the same thing: homemade meat loaf with green chiles and cheese sauce, which came with a glistening mound of paper-thin home fries, baked corn, pepper slaw, cornbread, and enough whipped butter to grease an eighteen-wheeler.

Everything was so delicious that neither of them spoke for a minute or two, until Michael said, “Do you remember—on the menu, do they give the name and number of a cardiologist?”

“They don't have cardiologists in towns as small as this. You just call up Roto-Rooter.”

After the dishes had been taken away and as Carson and Michael were lingering over the last of the wine, a young woman entered the café and crossed the room to a table near the wall, without waiting for the hostess to seat her. She might have been such a regular that she had privileges, but there was something odd about her behavior that suggested otherwise.

“Pretty girl,” Michael said.

“Anything else, Casanova?”

“She's stiff.”

“By which you don't mean drunk.”

“By which I mean wooden—the way she moves.”

The woman sat with her arms slack, hands in her lap. Motionless, she stared not at anything or anyone in the room but as if at some distant curiosity.

“Michael, there's something wrong with her.”

“Maybe she's just had a rotten day.”

“Look how pale she is.”

“What's that face jewelry?” he asked.

“Where? On her temple?”

A waitress approached the woman's table.

“I've never seen jewelry like that before.”

“How's it held on?” Carson wondered.

“Are people now
gluing
things to their faces?”

“Life's getting too weird for me,” she said, and her words were like an incantation that summoned more weirdness into the world.

The ceiling had knotty-pine beams with plaster between, and the different-shades-of-gray cocoons hung from the beams on thick, lumpy gray ropes. At first they seemed wet, greasy wet like spoiled cabbage leaves or lettuce, but then Nummy saw they weren't really wet. They only looked wet because they were twinkling, not twinkling bright like Christmas-tree lights, but twinkling dimly, darkly, like … like nothing else he'd ever seen.

Nummy stayed just inside the doorway, but Mr. Lyss took a step toward the dark-twinkling sacks. He said, “We have something very special here, boy, something big.”

“You can have them,” Nummy said. “I don't want none.”

The cocoons were apart from one another, so when Mr. Lyss walked all the way around the first one, he had his back to the other two, which made Nummy nervous.

“They look wet, but they're not,” Mr. Lyss said. “It's something else happening on the surface.”

“I like movies where people they laugh a lot and nice things happen,” Nummy said.

“Don't babble nonsense at me, Peaches. I'm trying to think this through.”

Jamming his hands in the pockets of his new blue coat and making fists of them to stop them from shaking, Nummy said, “I mean, I don't like them movies where people they get eaten by anything. I shut them off or change the channel.”

“This is reality, boy. We only have one channel, and the only way we change it is die.”

“That don't seem fair. Don't get so close to it.”

Mr. Lyss edged closer to the cocoon, leaned his face in for a better look.

“I could say a bad word now,” Nummy said. “All six of them. I sure do have me an urge to.”

Mr. Lyss said, “The surface is crawling all over. Constantly moving, squirming like it's a ball of the tiniest ants you've ever seen, but not ants.”

“There's something in it,” Nummy said.

“Brilliant deduction, Sherlock.”

“What's that mean?”

“It means, yeah, there's something in it.”

“I told you so.”

“Wonder what would happen if I poked it?” Mr. Lyss said, and he brought the barrel of the big gun close to the cocoon.

“Don't poke it,” Nummy said.

“Spent my life poking anything I want to poke.”

“Please don't poke it, sir.”

“On the other hand,” Mr. Lyss said, “this isn't any damn piñata full of candy.”

The ceiling creaked as though the weight of the sacks pulled hard on the beams.

“That's what I heard downstairs. And what you said to me is—you said it was just an old house, they creak.”

“They do creak. This happens to be another issue.”

When Mr. Lyss stepped back from the cocoon without poking it, Nummy sighed with relief, but he didn't feel much better.

“I wish Norman was here.”

“Oh, my, yes, we'd be so much safer if we had a stuffed toy dog with us.”

The longer he stared at the sacks, the more Nummy thought they looked … 
ripe
. All swollen up with ripeness and ready to burst.

“How is it,” Mr. Lyss asked, “the reverend and his wife have four children, but there's only three cocoons, not six?”

For a moment, Nummy didn't understand, and then he did but wished he didn't.

“Maybe there's three more of these suckers in another room,” Mr. Lyss said.

“We got to go.”

“Not yet, Peaches. I've got to check the other rooms up here. You watch these bastards and give me a yell if something starts to happen.”

Mr. Lyss moved past Nummy before Nummy knew what the old man was doing. “Hey, wait, no, I can't stay here alone.”

“You stand guard right there, Peaches, you keep a close watch on them, or so help me God, I'll use this shotgun. I will blow your head off and bounce it down the stairs like a basketball. I've done it before more times than I can count. You want me to play basketball with your head, boy?”

“No,” Nummy said, but couldn't bring himself to say
sir
.

Mr. Lyss stepped into the upstairs hall and went away to poke in other rooms.

During the day, there had been times when Nummy wished that Mr. Lyss would go away and leave him alone, but now that it happened, he really, really missed the old man.

The bedroom ceiling creaked again, a series of creaks that made him think he would see cracks spreading across the plaster, but there weren't any cracks.

No matter what happened on any particular day since Grandmama passed away, no matter what kind of awful problem there was, if Nummy just thought hard enough about it, he remembered something she told him that helped him get through the problem with no problem. But Grandmama never said anything about outer-space monsters that made giant cocoons.

In other rooms, Mr. Lyss opened and closed doors. He didn't suddenly scream, which was a good thing.

When the old man returned, he said, “It's just the three. You wait here while I go downstairs and find something to burn them.”

“Please, please, I don't want to stay here.”

“We have a responsibility, boy. You don't just walk away and leave something like this to hatch.”

“They won't like being burned.”

“I don't much care about the preferences of a bunch of alien bugs, and neither should you.”

“You think they're bugs?”

“I don't know what the hell they are, but I know I don't like them one bit. Now remember—you yell for me if anything starts to happen.”

“What might happen?”

“
Anything
might happen.”

“What should I yell?”

“Help
would seem a good idea.”

Mr. Lyss hurried into the hall once more and down the stairs, leaving Nummy alone on the second floor. Well, not exactly alone. He had a feeling that the things in the cocoons were listening to him.

The ceiling creaked.