Did You Read That Review ? (3 page)

By
overlook1977
, May 19, 2009

Unfortunately, I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather.

3,121 of 3,346 people found the following review helpful

Why can’t Amazon have more stars? 5 ain’t enough!

By
T. Guymon “SonOfSpam”
, May 6, 2009

So I’m looking for threads that say, “Hey baby…I’m real boss!” when I stumble upon this epic creation. The wolves spoke to me in a language all their own; it was like German, Mongol, and Bitchin all mixed together. I mean, one wolf howlin at the moon is major…but three??? I ordered next-day air (if only there was same day!), and, of course, a size smaller than usual to ensure the closeness of the wolves to my chest hair. When the package arrived, I tore it open, and I SWEAR angels sang. I think it was “Freebird.” I immediately removed my “No Fat Chicks” shirt and replaced it with this finery. Lemme tell you: AW YEAH. I’ll spare the details of my conquests since I started wearing this shirt; suffice it to say, I’m swimming in a sea of babes the likes of which are usually found on those K-tel infomercials. I’m also more confident at work and expect to be promoted to cashier soon. I owe everything to this shirt (I should say “shirts,” since I now own 23 of them).