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Did You Read That Review ?

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Product Reviews by Page

Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer

The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve T

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Zenith Tourbillon Men’s Automatic Watch

UFO-02 Detector

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Wolf Urine Lure

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A Million Random Digits

Playmobil Security Check Point

Willie Gillis: Package from Home

AMSCAN Face Paint

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Fresh Whole Rabbit

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Green Eyes Cat Face T-Shirt

Yodeling Pickle

Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages

Sharp Provolone Piccante Cheese (Whole Wheel)

Steering-Wheel-Attachable Work Surface Tray

How to Avoid Huge Ships

American Flag Pants by Best Form

Avery Economy Binder with 1-Inch Round Ring

BIC Cristal For Her Ball Pen

Pin Tie Tack Angel Moroni

Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon

Uranium Ore

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Microwave Cooking for One

Canned Unicorn Meat

Classic Grey Sevruga Caviar

Knitting with Dog Hair

Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable

3M Performance Plus Nuclear Duct Tape

Deer Rear with Bottle Opener

Relaxman Relaxation Capsule

Zenith Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch

What Does This Say?

Maisto Fresh Metal Tailwinds

Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats

Magical Unicorn Mask

Elegante Fixed-Frame Screen

Ghirardelli Chocolate, 10-Pound Package

Mizuno Women’s Wave Rider 16 Running Shoe

CatGenie—Self-Washing, Self-Flushing Cat Box

Diamond 2-m (6.56-ft) Braided HDMI Cable

Fury Martial Arts Folding Grappling Hook

Vacuum Cleaner White Noise

Cat Evacuation Kit

Ultratelephoto Zoom Lens for Canon

Montegrappa 18k-Gold Rollerball Pen

The Secret

Haribo Sugarless Gummy Bears, 5-Pound Bag

Natural Water-Based Lubricant—55 Gallons

Pet Tornado

Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment

The Story about Ping

simplehuman Rectangular Step Trash Can

Pussycat Dolls Workout

Original Rubber Duck—Royal Duck

Ultra-Fine Fan Filter with Magnet Cooling

12” Plush Red Christmas Stocking

Blackhawk Dynamic Entry UK MOE Kit

Horn—Stadium

Microwave for One

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Squirrel Underpants

Huge House and Cars Poster Print

Multicolor Ocean Wave Light Projector

Honeywell Ademco 944WH-M Magnet

Lined Cat Muzzle

Kraft Dehydrated Marshmallows, 40-lb. Case

Never Worn Rolex Submariner Mens Watch

Schrodinger’s Cat Executive Decision Maker

Yeti Abominable Snowman Adult T-Shirt

Cat DJ Scratching Deck

Victorinox Swiss Army SwissChamp XAVT

Scarecrow Motion-Activated Sprinkler

Drinkwel—The Multivitamin for People Who Drink

3-Carat Diamond Pacifier

Hulk Rules

Richard Simmons—
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Prancercise

240 Samsung 85-Inch Smart LED UHDTV

Snickers “Slice N’ Share,” 16 oz.

The Facial Hair Handbook

iPotty with Activity Seat for iPad

Clubman Pinaud After Shave Lotion

Omas Limited-Edition Fountain Pen with Diamonds

Black Side Zipper Canvas Duffle Bags

Corn Dog Lip Balm

Undies for Two

Opti-Flex QC300, 12” × 12”

Nike Air Foamposite One

Boyfriend Pillow

Crafting with Cat Hair

Kazaam

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Rasta Imposta Taco

My Little Pony Basic Rainbow Dash

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Strawberry Slicer

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Appendix

Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer

Check out the real thing:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0047E0EII

3.7 out of 5 stars

Name:
     
Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer

ASIN:
     B0047E0EII

Price:
     
$3.48

Slice an entire banana with one quick motion. Kids love slicing their own bananas. Safer than a knife. Made from dishwasher-safe material.

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

49,139 of 49,702 people found the following review helpful

No more winning for you, Mr. Banana!

By
SW3K
, March 3, 2011

For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. “Use a knife!” they say. Well…my parole officer won’t allow me to be around knives. “Shoot it with a gun!” Background check…HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempting to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity toward thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I’ll call it
South Side Story
. Banana Slicer…thanks to you, I see greatness on the horizon.

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