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By
Ethan Fortier
, January 13, 2013

I used to think that the cable was too expensive, but I then realized how wrong I was when my house burnt down to nothingness. The diamond luckily saved the HDMI cable. Since my house burns down on a regular basis, buying this HDMI cable was quite a worthwhile investment. It also stimulates the economy in Africa, so +1. Would buy again, and again, and again, and again…

102 of 111 people found the following review helpful

Perfect length, questionable quality

By
Rachel
, January 13, 2013

I’d been searching high and low for a 6.56-feet HDMI cable. There are times when 6.5 feet is too short and 6.6 feet is just WAY too long. The AudioQuest cable seemed to be an absolute steal for a cable that met my exact needs. I’m not at all pleased with the quality, though. I tried to tow my mother’s Pontiac Aztec out of a ditch with this cable, and it snapped immediately. I’m sorry, but I really expected greater tensile strength. The search continues.

125 of 133 people found the following review helpful

Oh my God, it’s full of stars

By
Tain L Barzso
, August 22, 2012

When I opened my eyes, I was stunned speechless by the breathtaking clarity; 1080P had transformed into what seemed to be a gateway into something never before imaginable: infinite black, infinite color, and infinite picture. As I watched my own life pass before my eyes, I felt that the cable itself was judging me. I lost track of where the TV began and I ended.

29 of 30 people found the following review helpful

Low-Jitter, Low-Distortion Audio

By
Russ Stedman
, January 13, 2013

Low-Jitter, Low-Distortion Audio? For this price, you’d think they could at least accomplish NO DISTORTION! I watch
The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air
, and Carlton sounds like a Sleestack with tuberculosis. Next time, I’ll just wire the RCA audio outputs on my TV into my karaoke machine, and at least I can sing along with Daughtry! Confounded!

Fury Martial Arts Folding Grappling Hook

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4.2 out of 5 stars

Name:
     
Fury Martial Arts Folding Grappling Hook with Black Cord, Midnight Black

ASIN:
     B0009PGVG8

Price:
     
$16.75

Used by ninjas to scale walls, climb trees, and aid in quick escapes. This grappling hook by Fury has been specially designed to fold flat when not in use. Heavy duty midnight black finished steel hook is compact and easy to carry and comes with a 33-foot nylon rope. Originally a ninja warrior necessity, this grappling hook has many other practical uses as well. The military uses grappling hooks to help remove obstacles from a distance, especially when they are suspected of being rigged with explosives. And as the name suggests, you can throw the grappling hook to an item and drag it back to you. Especially useful for out of reach or dangerous items making this Fury Grappling Hook a necessity for your survival gear bag. Not recommended for children or climbing.

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

434 of 462 people found the following review helpful

Economy choice for today’s ninja

By
Ellis Bell “Ellis Bell”
, June 10, 2009

As an entry-level ninja in today’s weakened economy, I must watch my budget on equipment and supplies. I haven’t yet qualified for health benefits, and the union for ninjas isn’t the most effective, so I have little to back me up in case of a catastrophic injury. Although most assume I have the REAL ultimate power from the outset, being
an entry-level ninja requires a long climb to the top. So, for the ninja on the go, this is the ideal item for the price-conscious ninja needing an effective grappling hook at a price point that won’t offend your sensei or your sensibility. Just last week, I was infiltrating the offices of a large, multinational bank on a small assassination mission, and—wouldn’t you know it?—my old hook just snapped in two as I hoisted myself up to the 17th floor. I nearly fell a rather devastating distance to the ground. I am so glad I had this hook at the ready as a backup! I was able to hoist myself back to safety after a quick throw (most of my free time is, in fact, spent flying with the aid of this hook). I will, of course, buy another, now that my backup hook is now my primary hook, although I think that next time I scale an office building, I’ll take the elevator instead. Or I’ll just totally flip out, and that would be sweet.

25 of 25 people found the following review helpful

Best choice for gunrunning operation!

By
Juan Todd Mann
, June 23, 2013

During my twenty-year career gunrunning small arms across the US-Mexican border from West Texas, I’ve tried all kinds of climbing-assist tools to facilitate hops over border fences and other obstacles. The ACE Ninja Folding Grappling Hook w/Black Finish & Rope is by far the best I’ve ever used. Unlike inferior-grade folding grappling hooks that tend to use lower-grade, wobbly hinges at the folding points, the ACE product uses high-quality fasteners with a sturdy feel. The only reason I’m giving this product 4 stars instead of 5 is that the included black nylon rope is slightly too short to traverse the new, higher border fences mandated under the Secure Fence Act of 2006.

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