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The human disobeyed the signs.

Not only that, it pulled some of them off the gate and threw them away.

They watched in astonishment. Even
Unexploded Bom
was whirled into the bushes, nearly knocking young Sacco from his perch.

The new chain, though, caused the human a few problems. It rattled it once or twice, peered in through the wire mesh of the gate, stamped around for a bit, and then drove off.

The nomes in the bushes cheered, but not too happily.

If humans weren't going to do what was expected of them, nothing was right in the world.

“I reckon that's it,” said Dorcas when they got back. “I don't like the idea any more than anyone else, but we've got to move. I know humans. That chain won't stop them if they really want to get in.”

“I absolutely forbid anyone to leave!” said Nisodemus.

“But you see, metal can be cut through—” Dorcas began, in a reasonable tone of voice.

“Silence!” shouted Nisodemus. “It's your fault, you old fool! Um! You put the chain on the gate!”

“Well, you see, it was to stop the—pardon?” said Dorcas.

“If you
hadn't
put the chain on the gate, the signs
would
have stopped the human,” said Nisodemus. “But you can't expect Arnold Bros (est. 1905) to help us if we show we don't trust him!”

“Um,” said Dorcas. What he was thinking was: Mad. A mad nome. A dangerously mad nome. We're not talking about teapots here. He backed out of Nisodemus's presence and was glad to get out into the bitingly cold air.

Everything's going wrong, he thought. I was left in charge, and now it's all going wrong. We haven't got any proper plans, Masklin hasn't come back, and it's all going wrong.

If humans come into the quarry, they'll find us.

Something cold landed on his head. He brushed at it irritably.

I'll have a word with some of the younger nomes, he thought. Maybe going to the barn isn't such a bad idea; we could keep our eyes shut on the way. Or something.

Something else, cold and soft, settled on his neck.

Oh, why are people so
complicated
?

He looked up and realized that he couldn't see the other side of the quarry. The air was full of white specks that got thicker as he watched.

He stared at it in horror.

It was snowing.

VII. And Grimma said, We have two choices.

VIII. We can run, or we can hide.

IX. And they said, Which shall we do?

X. She said, We shall Fight.

From
The Book of Nome,
Quarries Chap. 3, v. VII–X

I
T WASN'T MUCH
of a fall, just one of those nippy little sprinklings that come early in the winter to make it absolutely clear that it is, well, the winter. That's what Granny Morkie said.

She'd never been very interested in the Council anyway. She liked to spend her time with the other old people, exchanging grumbles and, as she put it, cheerin' them up and takin' them out o' themselves.

She strutted around in the snow as if it belonged to her.

The other old nomes watched her in horrified silence.

“Course, this is nothing to some of 'em,” she said. “I mind we've had snow, we couldn't walk round in it, we had to dig tunnels! Talk about a laugh!”

“Er, madam,” said a very old nome, gravely, “does it always drop out of the sky like this?”

“Course! Sometimes it gets blown along by the wind. You get great big heaps!”

“We thought it—you see, on the cards—that is, in the Store—well, we thought it just sort of appeared on things,” said the old nome. “In a rather jolly and festive way,” he added, looking embarrassed.

They watched it pile up. Over the quarry, the clouds hung like overstuffed mattresses.

“At least it means we won't have to go to that horrid barn place,” said a nome.

“That's right,” said Granny Morkie. “You could catch your death, going out in this.” She looked cheerful.

The old nomes grumbled among themselves and scanned the sky anxiously for the first signs of robins or reindeer.

The snow closed the quarry in. You couldn't see out across the fields.

Dorcas sat in his workshop and stared at the snow piling up against the grubby window, giving the shed a dull gray light.

“Well,” he said quietly, “we wanted to be shut away. And now we are. We can't run away, and we can't hide. We ought to have gone when Masklin left.”

He heard footsteps behind him. It was Grimma. She spent a long time near the gate these days, but the snow had driven her indoors at last.

“He wouldn't be able to come,” she said. “Not in the snow.”

“Yeah. Right,” said Dorcas uncertainly.

“It's been eight days now.”

“Yes. Quite a long time.”

“What were you saying when I came in?” she said.

“I was just talking to myself. Does this snow stuff stay for a long time?”

“Granny says it does, sometimes. Weeks and weeks, she says.”

“Oh.”

“When the humans come back, they'll be here for good,” said Grimma.

“Yes,” said Dorcas sadly. “Yes, I think you're right.”

“How many of us would be able to . . . you know . . . go on living here?”

“A couple of dozen, perhaps. If they don't eat much, and lie low during the day. There's no Food Hall, you see.” He sighed. “And there won't be much hunting. Not with humans around the quarry the whole time. All the game up in the thickets will run away.”

“But there's thousands of us!”

Dorcas shrugged.

“It's hard enough for me to walk through this snow,” he said. “There's hundreds of older nomes who'll never do it. And young ones, come to that.”

“So we've got to stay, just like Nisodemus wants,” said Grimma.

“Yes. Stay and hope. Perhaps the snow will be gone. We could make a run for the thickets or something,” he said vaguely.

“We could stay and fight,” said Grimma.

Dorcas growled. “Oh, that's easy. We fight all the time. Bicker, bicker, bicker. That's nomish nature for you.”

“I mean, fight the humans. Fight for the quarry.”

There was a long pause.

Then Dorcas said, “What, us? Fight
humans
?”

“Yes.”

“But they're
humans
!”

“Yes.”

“But they're so much bigger than we are!” said Dorcas desperately.

“Then they'll make better targets,” said Grimma, her eyes alight. “And we're faster than them, and smarter than them, and we know they exist—and we have,” she added, “the element of surprise.”

“The what?” said Dorcas, totally lost.

“The element of surprise. They don't know we're here,” she explained.

He gave her a sidelong glance.

“You've been reading strange books again,” he said.

“Well, it's better than sitting around wringing our hands and saying, ‘Oh dear, oh dear, the humans are coming and we shall all be squashed.'”

“That's all very well,” said Dorcas, “but what are you suggesting? Bashing them over the head would be really tricky—take it from me.”

“Not their heads,” said Grimma.

Dorcas stared at her. Fight humans? It was such a novel idea, it was hard to get your mind around it.

But . . . well, there was that book, wasn't there? The one Masklin had found in the Store, the one that had given him the idea for driving the Truck. What was it?
Gulliver's Travels
? And there'd been this picture of a human lying down, with what looked like nomes tying it up with hundreds of ropes. Not even the oldest nomes could remember it ever happening. It must have been a long time ago.

A snag struck him.

“Hang on a minute, he said. “If we start fighting humans . . .” His voice trailed off.

“Yes?” said Grimma impatiently.

“They'll start fighting us, won't they? I know they're not very bright, but it'll dawn on them that something's happening and they'll fight back. Retaliation, that's called.”

“That's right,” said Grimma. “And that's why it's vitally important we retaliate right at the start.”

Dorcas thought about this. It seemed a logical idea.

“But only in self-defense,” he said. “Only in self-defense. Even with humans. I don't want there to be any unnecessary suffering.”

“I suppose so,” she said.

“You really think we could fight humans?”

“Oh, yes.”

“So . . . how?”

Grimma bit her lip. “Hmm,” she said. “Young Sacco and his friends. Can you trust them?”

“They're keen lads. And lasses, one or two of them.” He smiled. “Always ready for something new.”

“Right. Then we shall need some nails. . . .”

“You've really been thinking hard, haven't you?” said Dorcas. He was almost in awe. Grimma was often bad-tempered. He thought perhaps it was because her mind worked very fast, sometimes, and she was impatient with people who weren't keeping up. But now she was furious. You could begin to feel sorry for any humans who got in her way.

“I've been doing a lot of reading,” she said.

“Er, yes. Yes, I can see,” said Dorcas. “But, er, I wonder if it wouldn't be more sensible to—”

“We're not going to run away again,” she said flatly. “We shall fight them in the lane. We shall fight them at the gates. We shall fight them in the quarry. And we shall never surrender.”

“What does ‘surrender' mean?” said Dorcas, desperately.

“We don't know the meaning of surrender,” said Grimma.

“Well,
I
don't,” said Dorcas.

Grimma leaned against the wall.

“Do you want to hear something strange?” she said.

Dorcas thought about it.

“I don't mind,” he said.

“There's books about us.”

“Like
Gulliver
, you mean?”

“No. That was about a human. About us, I mean. Ordinary-sized people, like us. But wearing all green suits and with little knobbly stalks on their heads. Sometimes humans put out bowls of milk for us, and we do all the housework for them. And they have wings, like bees. That's what gets put in books about us. They call us pixies. It's in a book called
Fairy Tales for Little Folk
.”

“I don't think the wings would work,” said Dorcas doubtfully. “I don't think you could get the lifting power.”

“And they think we live in mushrooms,” Grimma finished.

“Hmm? Doesn't sound very practical to me,” said Dorcas.

“And they think we repair shoes.”

“That's a bit more like it,” said Dorcas. “Good solid work.”

“And the book said we paint the flowers to make them pretty colors,” said Grimma.

Dorcas stared at her.

“Nah,” he said eventually. “I've looked at the colors on flowers. They're definitely built-in.”

“We're real,” said Grimma. “We do real things. Why do you think that sort of thing goes in books?”

“Search me,” said Dorcas. “I only read manuals. It's not a proper book, I've always said, unless it's got lists and part numbers in it.”

“If ever humans do catch us, that's what we'll become,” said Grimma. “Sweet little people, painting flowers. They won't let us be anything else. They'll turn us into
little
people.” She sighed. “Do you ever get the feeling you'll never know everything you ought to know?”