Doctor Who: Festival of Death: 50th Anniversary Edition

BOOK: Doctor Who: Festival of Death: 50th Anniversary Edition
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Contents

Cover

About the Book

About the Author

The Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Collection

Title Page

Dedication

Introduction

Prologue

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

Chapter Six

Chapter Seven

Chapter Eight

Chapter Nine

Chapter Ten

Chapter Eleven

Chapter Twelve

Chapter Thirteen

Chapter Fourteen

Chapter Fifteen

Chapter Sixteen

Chapter Seventeen

Chapter Eighteen

Epilogue

Acknowledgements

Copyright

About the Book

The Beautiful Death is the ultimate theme-park ride: a sightseeing tour of the afterlife. But something has gone wrong, and when the Fourth Doctor arrives in the aftermath of the disaster, he is congratulated for saving the population from destruction – something he hasn’t actually done yet. He has no choice but to travel back in time and discover how he became a hero.

And then he finds out. He did it by sacrificing his life.

An adventure featuring the Fourth Doctor as played by Tom Baker and his companions Romana and K-9

About the Author

Jonathan Morris is the writer of the official
Doctor Who Magazine
comic strip, has written a number of
Doctor Who
novels for BBC Books, including
Touched by an Angel
, and numerous audio adventures for Big Finish Productions and BBC Radio 7. He has also written for the TV sketch shows
Dead Ringers
and
Swinging
.

The
Doctor Who
50th Anniversary Collection

Ten Little Aliens

Stephen Cole

Dreams of Empire

Justin Richards

Last of the Gaderene

Mark Gatiss

Fear of the Dark

Trevor Baxendale

Players

Terrance Dicks

Remembrance of the Daleks

Ben Aaronovitch

EarthWorld

Jacqueline Rayner

Only Human

Gareth Roberts

Beautiful Chaos

Gary Russell

The Silent Stars Go By

Dan Abnett

To
Doctor Who
fans everywhere

I
NTRODUCTION

It was one of those envelopes you dread to open. It had the BBC logo on the label and I knew that the letter inside would be a response to my first
Doctor Who
novel submission, ‘The Beautiful Death’. I opened the envelope to find a surprisingly long letter with the
Doctor Who
logo at the top, followed by three pages of detailed notes that ended with the commissioning editor, Justin Richards, explaining that the reason he’d included so many detailed notes was because he wanted to commission the book.

The memory of that moment, and the jolt of joy, has never left me. I wanted to run around the room punching the air. I probably did. I would be writing a
Doctor Who
story! A professional, BBC-published
Doctor Who
story! It was almost too good to be true!

And then I had to actually write it, in the first four months of 2000. Boy, did I work! I must’ve worked harder on this book than I’ve done on anything since (any
Doctor Who
thing, at least) because I was terrified that this would be my one chance, my single shot at success.

Which is why I packed so much into the story. Enough ideas for at least two books, if not more, and a plot that was involved to the point of being over-complicated. Bear in mind that my original synopsis had been even more complex, with Vinnie being an android hired by ERIC to assassinate himself!

At the time I wrote it, I was working full-time for the pop group Erasure, running their Information Service (their fan club). Fortunately the band weren’t doing much at the time so I had plenty of spare time to dedicate to writing the novel. My main memory of writing it is walking home from Mute Records, my head spinning
with
all the time-travel-puzzles I’d have to work out that evening.

I’d been particularly ambitious with this book, you see. Nowadays it’s not unusual for a
Doctor Who
story to involve lots of ‘timey-wimey’ elements, with the Doctor and his companions crossing their own time streams, meeting people in the wrong order, and even getting forewarnings of their own deaths. But at the time, back in 1999, these things hadn’t really been done before. That was this novel’s unique selling point. So when reading it, please go on your own voyage of time travel and cast your mind back to the days before
The Girl in the Fireplace, Blink, The Big Bang
and
A Christmas Carol
. Because – if you will forgive a little pride –
Festival of Death
did it all first.

Well, almost. I was heavily indebted to a previously published
Doctor Who
novel called
The Sands of Time
which laid much of the groundwork, which was written, coincidentally enough, by Justin Richards. I remember he advised me to make a flowchart of all the time-travel business, and I did. I had to staple together half a dozen sheets of A4 and the final product looked like a map of the London Underground.

The hardest thing about writing it was that I was learning
how
to write a novel as I was going along. It turned out to be far more arduous than I’d expected. I ended up rewriting the first four chapters over and over again, just to establish a style. It’s only around Chapter Five that I developed sufficient confidence to relax and enjoy the process; that’s when it properly begins to take flight.

Reading it now, over twelve years later, the main thing that strikes me is how awfully hard the author is working to endear himself to the reader. A little too hard, perhaps. The book is positively saturated with in-jokes, references and quotations, and full of little nods to things I liked at the time (Harken Batt being clearly inspired by
Brass Eye
, and the character of Executive Metcalf being inspired by David Bamber’s character in the widely lamented sitcom
Chalk
). It even explains why K-9’s voice changes in the next TV story! It wears its influences like a badge of pride; it’s full of unintentional echoes of the
Doctor Who
novels of Gareth Roberts, as well as owing
a
clear and obvious debt to the works of Douglas Adams.

(The other thing I should mention, almost as a health warning, is that when you write your first book, practically everyone you know comes up to you and asks you to name a character after them. And so you do. It’s not terribly professional and I’m not terribly proud of it, but in my defence I would like to point out that every other
Doctor Who
writer did the same thing.)

As I read it, I find myself looking out through the eyes of my 27-year-old self. I’m reminded how cripplingly insecure I was back then, how easily intimidated. I remember how, at the time,
Doctor Who
was a dead TV show, and
Doctor Who
fans were so thin on the ground they could only be found in the dark recesses of the internet and a squalid Fitzrovian pub. And I remember how, as a result of writing this novel, I gained some self-confidence and forged friendships with other fans, friendships that endure to this day.

The novel turned out to be something of a smash hit. It won that year’s
Doctor Who Magazine
poll, albeit by the narrowest of margins. The reason why it turned out so well was because I really put my heart and soul into it. The first draft was something like 30,000 words too long, which gave me the freedom to cut anything dodgy (along with most of the adverbs and anything pretentious). And it worked. Now I’m surprised by how assured it is, and how good some of the jokes are. I’m tempted to re-use them in my next book or audio… but now that it’s been reprinted, I suspect some people might notice…

Jonathan Morris

August 2012

P
ROLOGUE

For the rest of his life he would remember it as the day he died.

Koel’s mum took a stern breath and tightened her grip on her son’s wrist. Koel twisted against her, tugging at her arm, trying to pull her attention down to him.

The voice of the intercom soothed over the hubbub. ‘It is my pleasure to inform you that the Alpha Twelve intersystem shuttle is now boarding. All passengers for Third Birmingham should make their way to embarkation lounge seven. Felicitations.’

‘That’s us,’ his mum sighed. ‘Time we were gone.’

Koel looked at his dad, willing him to notice his discomfort. His dad smiled and walked away, swinging their baggage over his shoulder. He hopped on to the escalator and rose into the air, the glass-walled tube climbing through the vaulted ceiling of the spaceport.

Koel’s mum dragged him forward and he tripped on the metal steps, surprised by the upward rush and the ever-lengthening stairwell beneath them. Below, the crowds swirled through the terraced shops, and then the sight vanished abruptly as he and his mum emerged into the blackness of space. The exterior of the dome was grey and lifeless, crawling with skeletal antennae.

Through the glass walls Koel watched the amber lights swimming past. Closer, he could see a young boy rising on an identical escalator beside him. The boy wore a sky-green duffle coat and stared silently back at him, tears dribbling down his cheeks.

Koel tasted salt on his lips. He could hear the shouting through his bedroom wall. He couldn’t make out the words, but the conversation
kept
on growing louder until each time his mum would shush his dad, reminding him that Koel was upstairs. Koel curled himself into his duvet, trying to force himself to sleep.

His mum entered his room and switched on the bedside lamp, and Koel pretended to blink awake. She began to speak but her voice cracked, her tears bubbling up from inside. She told him to pack his clothes, not forgetting underpants and socks. They would be going on a sort of holiday, she said. When he asked where to, she told him it was rude to ask questions, and added that they wouldn’t be able to take Benji. Koel cried into the dog’s fur for a final time and then made it chase outside after an imaginary biscuit. For a moment Benji drooled in confusion, but then noticed an interesting smell and disappeared into the night.

An hour later, they were shutting all the doors and creeping out of the residential block. Koel had never been outside this late before and marvelled at the unearthly lightness of the sky and the silhouetted city towers. The air was chilly and wet, and Koel buried himself into his coat collar as they drove away.

‘It is my pleasure to inform you that this is the final boarding announcement for the Alpha Twelve intersystem shuttle to Third Birmingham. Passengers should present their passes at embarkation lounge seven. Felicitations.’

Koel was plucked off the shifting walkway and deposited on to the grid-patterned carpet of the departure lounge. They hurried past the rows of moulded seating to join his dad in the fenced maze snaking towards the entrance of the airlock. A row of passengers shuffled ahead of them, offering their pass cards to the stewardess. In the airlock two masked security guards glowered at the procession of travellers. Their masks were bulbous, like the heads of giant insects.

A window filled one wall of the lounge, overlooking the bulk of the intersystem shuttle. The shuttle wallowed in the blackness, constrained only by its umbilical access tube. Koel could see the passengers picking their way along the pipeline.

Fear washed over his body. There was something malevolent about the shuttle.

Koel’s dad reached the checkout desk and fished three pass cards from his jacket. The stewardess swished the cards through a reader and three times the reader buzzed its rejection. The stewardess frowned and punched the codes in manually.

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