Don't Ever Get Old (32 page)

“You're an ass,” I told the box. “And I don't like you.” It was the last time he'd ever have to hear me say it.

We watched Jennings go balls-deep into the ground, and then everyone dispersed, and the young, pretty blonde helped me out of my wheelchair and back into the car.

 

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Daniel Friedman is a graduate of the University of Maryland and New York University School of Law. He lives in New York City.

 

This is a work of fiction. All of the characters, organizations, and events portrayed in this novel are either products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously.

A THOMAS DUNNE BOOK FOR MINOTAUR BOOKS
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An Imprint of St. Martin's Publishing Group.

DON'T EVER GET OLD.
Copyright © 2012 by Daniel Friedman. All rights reserved. For information, address St. Martin's Press, 175 Fifth Avenue, New York, N.Y. 10010.

www.stmartins.com

Cover design by Lisa Marie Pompilio

Illustration of old man by Matt Dorfman

e-ISBN 9781250011282

First Edition: May 2012